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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.
A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Also, everyone give a big round of applause to Oxy and lil.sis, who do lots of great photoshop work for us. Enjoy!
This week we have something special to announce:
The LiquiScoop Haiku Contest
Write your very own Haiku and submit it to our judges and the winners will have their poetry featured in next week's LiquiScoop! For those that do not know what a Haiku is, it is a three-line poem, where the first line is five syllables, second line is seven syllables, and the third line is five syllables again. For the truly gifted poets, have your Haiku express a seasonal mood. More about Haikus at Wikipedia.
Unsure what your Haiku should be about? Write about TeamLiquid, or your favorite Progamer, or anything! A few examples, written by a few of your TL.net Moderators:
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PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo with your submissions. Have fun and we all look forward to reading them!
Week of 10/09/06 to 10/15/06 [009]
Notable Threads
- PoorUser, aka Frost(TE) is now an official TeamLiquid member. Congratulations!
- Check out TL.net's new feature for tracking exactly what happens in Op TL-West. You can even view live channel chat!
- BigBalls has posted another one of his adventures.
- Disney does not approve of mice orgys.
- Have some fun with photoshop.
- FakeSteve and Manifesto square off in a grudge match for pride, honor, and most of all, postcount. Recap and replays can be found here
Image of the Week
- This week's image is the first of hopefully many LiquiScoop Comic strips, drawn by [angst]chraej. It will feature several recognizable characters from the TL.net community. Click to enlarge.
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://teamliquid.net/staff/Hot_Bid/LiquiScoop/LiquiScoopC1.JPG)
Funny Post of the Week
- In [H] chinese password for rar file:
+ Show Spoiler +On October 12 2006 14:02 gakkgakk wrote:
I just downloaded a nice rar file containing something i would really like to obtain. But the problem is that this file is password protected. The page i downloaded the file from is in chinese so I have big problemes finding the right password.
Can someone who speaks chinese please help me? I would post the link to the website here, but im not sure about the tl.net policy regarding porn. So it's probably better if I can pm you (the helpful person) the link. In advance, thank you.
Funny Post of the Week #2
- The new feature of being able to observe all the crazy stuff that happens in Op TL-West is already paying off...
+ Show Spoiler +For the full chat log in all its hilarity, PM IntoTheWow and make sure you include a Haiku for the contest.[10:29:56 PM] valentinepink: well yooh ALT TAB
[10:29:57 PM] Nal_Testie: Because you can just msn me.
[10:29:58 PM] valentinepink: EVERY MINUTE
[10:29:59 PM] Nal_Testie: MSN ME
[10:30:00 PM] valentinepink: ITS IRRIATEING
[10:30:00 PM] valentinepink: ITS LIKE
[10:30:02 PM] Nal_Testie: IT'S SIMPLE
[10:30:04 PM] valentinepink: YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME WHEN I TALK
[10:30:07 PM] valentinepink: THATS IRRITATING
[10:30:07 PM] Nal_Testie: WELL YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME TOO I DON'T SAY SHIT
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[10:30:35 PM] RPG.AnDrEi: in a relationship u should never alt tab
Forum Statistic of the Week
- All of these statistics are 100% true.
+ Show Spoiler +80% of all General Forum users need homework help.
Moderator of the Week
- This week, we thank Saro for adding that cool feature (check the top right corner) and for everything he's done to make TL.net slick and cool and operating smoothly. Great job Saro, we appreciate it!
Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
- Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week. This week's OCFTotW is titled "i think i just ate rat poison..." Find out what happens next by clicking!
LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
- Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey. On October 08 2006 21:09 azndsh wrote:
Are you single?
On October 08 2006 21:10 Bubbles TWM wrote:
yes, bubbles and girl monkey walk into bar then bubbles wake up -_-
On October 08 2006 22:46 ieatkids5 wrote:
Who named you Bubbles? Was it your parents (they were proficient in English?)? Or your TeamLiquid associates?
PS - Gorilla Terran FTW!!!
On October 08 2006 22:47 Bubbles TWM wrote:
GORILLA TERRAN FIGHTING!!
On October 13 2006 03:15 0x64 wrote:
I have heard rumours that Bubbles is friend with AfricanBoy, is there any truth in those rumours?
On October 13 2006 03:16 Bubbles TWM wrote:
OMG when this rumours will be stop -_-
Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.
Coming Next Week!
- The first official cards are released!
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Hot_Bid/LiquiScoop/TL_CCG.jpg)
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