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So, i wrote another girl blog last week, and basically this is what happened today.
And yes, the title has something to do with it.
So we planned to go out to some burger place close to the school at lunch, and we decided to meet at the front gate during lunch (didn't state when). So anyways, i go there as fast as i possibly can, and then i just wait there.
And wait.
And wait.
Okay, so like 15 min past by, and i'm just getting more nervous by the second =.=
So anyways, she comes by with a friend ( I really expected just her to come, but whatever =.=). Anyways, I'm cool with it and then we just go there to the diner. Things are kinda awkward, we havent talked in a while (ignoring me as i said in the first post) and the freaking date just goes into a nose dive. I thought that i could probably save it, but then an asshole comes along.
His name is Sherman.He's a douchebag. Yes, thats right, a Douchebag.
(imagine the top line in George Takei's voice).
He just fucks the whole shit up and starts asking awkward as shit questions, and then from there, the atmosphere just died. Great. Then, she says that she has to leave first, and whatever, and there retarded Sherman is like "lol derp i think they're trying to ditch SOMEONE.." or something along the lines of that, but its probably not what he said because i'm just kinda pissed.
So anyways... heres my question to the lovely Teamliquid.
Quick wrap up: 1st date was a flop.
What next?
Poll: What to do?Punch Sherman in the fucking balls and then GG (51) 59% Punch Sherman and then ask her out again. (16) 18% GG (10) 11% Go ask her again and don't tell Sherman a fucking thing. (10) 11% 87 total votes Your vote: What to do? (Vote): GG
(Vote): Punch Sherman in the fucking balls and then GG
(Vote): Go ask her again and don't tell Sherman a fucking thing.
(Vote): Punch Sherman and then ask her out again.
=.= Not a good day =.=
  
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I wonder what chill has to say too :D tell him to come by here and check it out please :D
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Calgary25951 Posts
I don't understand the situation. From what I understand, you asked her out and she avoided you, then said yes, then brought her friend along. I assume this is high school and you're around 16? Was it clearly indicated that this was a date, or were you just meeting for lunch?
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Just go and ask her again if there was any chemistry. In my experience punching people has never solved romantic issues.
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I voted gg... more gg more skill. and it sounds like you need more skill
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Sherman needs a beating, hitting the balls is too girly though. Just go straight for the face with a combination or body shots to the liver is acceptable too.
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lol just work with the situation. Have this mindset:
There is no bad situation as long as you are there coz you can fix anything!
I bet you started getting really agitated and negative when sherman came so that means the girls would have felt the same way and the atmosphere woulda been yucky so ofc she would want to leave asap. If you played it off cool and kept the environment positive, things prolly would worked out better for you
edit: i also dont get why you even consider this a date :/
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1. Go to Sherman, tell him you need to show him something real quick.
2. Grab Sherman by the shoulders, cock your head back and proceed to smash his face (nose preferably) with the parietal bone of your choice (right or left). Pull his face towards you for bigger impact.
3. Take a step back, nonchalantly and wipe his blood from your shirt. If you are quick you should be able to avoid the worst of it.
4. Contemplate his pain as he crumples on the floor.
5. Ask girl out. Have sex. GG.
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isnt sherman the name of the jackass from american pie series?
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If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what?
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United States9921 Posts
Beat the shit out of him. GG.
Damn what a f-ing douche...
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I'm confused did you take acid or Sherman an acutal person
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On September 29 2011 04:33 Mattchew wrote:
I voted gg... more gg more skill. and it sounds like you need more skill
True. But also don't gg just because your first rush didn't work because it was scouted, the games not over and your not IdrA.
Turn this into a macro game. You are really young I wouldn't get too attached but there is no reason to gg. Keep an open mind, don't put pressure on her or anything just be a cool strait shooter, take a third, and don't get greedy with drop play.
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Dont hate on sherman man. Think of it in his perspective and you'll realize he was trying to help you out.
Sherman enters the burger joint looking to find a burger, sees you and two girls and assumes you are on a date. He thinks "I should just get a burger and move on" but then he notices you are flopping hard acting all nervous and shit so he decides to help you out. He comes and asks some funny questions to help build chemistry and get you guys to know each other better. After awhile he sees you are getting mad and then she has to leave. So he tries to make you feel better by saying "I guess they are ditching someone" which he obviously meant as himself.
sp hats off to you Sherman, unsung hero to angsty adolescents. now you can set up a 2nd date easy with the girl
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On September 29 2011 05:00 xxSK8rGUy277xx wrote:
Dont hate on sherman man. Think of it in his perspective and you'll realize he was trying to help you out.
Sherman enters the burger joint looking to find a burger, sees you and two girls and assumes you are on a date. He thinks "I should just get a burger and move on" but then he notices you are flopping hard acting all nervous and shit so he decides to help you out. He comes and asks some funny questions to help build chemistry and get you guys to know each other better. After awhile he sees you are getting mad and then she has to leave. So he tries to make you feel better by saying "I guess they are ditching someone" which he obviously meant as himself.
sp hats off to you Sherman, unsung hero to angsty adolescents. now you can set up a 2nd date easy with the girl
Are you a wizard?
Sounds like you need to cool your jets. Keeping it up now would just come across as pushy. Wait a few weeks/months and try again.
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Damn o.o Sucks it didn't turn out the way you would have liked.
I agree with the above, just play it cool for now. Keep a bit of distance between the two of you for a few weeks before asking her out again.
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Is "Punch Sherman in the fucking balls and then offensively GG" an option?
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So it was you, her, her friend, and sherman? Or were sherman and her friend the same person?
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On September 29 2011 05:43 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So it was you, her, her friend, and sherman? Or were sherman and her friend the same person?
Her friend is Sherman.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking
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EPT
