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Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
September 29 2011 08:17 GMT
#61
On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:
I see two options:

1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.

2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.

Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct.


Agree with this.

Forget Sherman, just punch him in the balls and move on.

Just ask her out on a date proper, so she knows its a fucking date. If she's not interested, shrug and move on.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
September 29 2011 16:49 GMT
#62
Whatttt guys I'm also a girl blog veteran how come there's no honorary mention of me D=

Anyways, I agree with the flow of the replies.
- She's not that into you.
- Sherman is a d-bag and you should let him know. You should also let everyone else know with his black eyes and a double nosebleed right in the middle of lunch hour.
- For your own sanity's sake, ask her out one more time.

When you ask her out, do what everyone said so far - let her know it's a fucking date, and if she disagrees or comes up with ANY excuses, then just shrug it off, say that's fine, then walk away and find another attractive chick. I actually think you'll attract her better in the scenario that she rejects you first, you shrug it off real cool, and start dating another chick. Sometimes you gotta date some other chicks to land the chick you really want.
[TLMS] REBOOT
Courage Wolf
Profile Joined September 2011
7 Posts
September 30 2011 06:17 GMT
#63
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On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.


No big deal? If you enter a set, you better make damn sure it's going to be a big deal. If she says no, continue with the set. Your frame of mind should be: Until she says stop, keep going. "No" just means "not yet". I have fucked countless chicks who started out saying no when I try to fondle their breasts while kissing them, to sliding my eight and a half inches between them and using my hands to rub them against my member like masturbatory tools less than one hour later.

Often girls (especially hot ones) get guys hitting on them so often that their automatic response will be no. Every once in a while an alpha will come along and show that he has more value.

This is where you step in. Your role is to demonstrate that you don't take no for an answer. Look at all the millionaire businessmen in the world who have models cuddling on their sides. Did they get there by taking no for an answer when an investor wasn't convinced that their company was going to innovate the whole industry? No. Only pussies say no. I just said no so you know what that makes me? A pussy.

Go get her, young pussy. Go get her young pussy.

Just remember, one day, the tables will turn in your favour.* So it's as hard as women as it is for men. But would you prefer fucking her while she is still tight and nubile, or when she's old and full of wrinkles?

You mentioned assholes in your blog title. Give yourself that rewarding feeling of massaging your penile walls against her tight, warm anal sphincter before it has been ripped and loosened by another guy's veiny cock. Presuming that she is hot, you know she's going to lose her ass virginity sooner or later. Be that man to fuck it. You want to fuck it now, while it's still fresh, not in 40 years' time after the dozens if not hundreds of other guys when she's a disgusting old tranny.

Peace.

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*It took only a glance to register the hurrying step of the sixtyish woman with peach-blond hair, a navy kick-pleat skirt showing beneath an open check-patterned coat, large gold-plated earrings, a plastic Ann Taylor shopping bag gripped too tightly by an age-spotted hand.

She had spent hours getting ready to go out, and "out" meant shopping.

A pouting loneliness flickered on her countenance; the raindrops on her cheeks might as well have been tears.

She was childless, and maybe that, too, was a source of regret.

In her past, no doubt, there was a husband who was going to make her whole and complete her life, a husband who - ten years ago? longer? - got restless and found someone younger, fresher, to make "him" whole and complete "his" life.

Now she collected store-specific charge cards and met people for tea and played rubbers at bridge, but maybe not so often as she would have liked.

She probably suspected that her own sadness repelled them in some subliminal way; they were too busy for her, and her isolation only made her sadness deeper, her company all the less appealing to others.

And so she shopped, brought clothing that was too youthful for her, pursuing "bargains" and "deep discounts" for apparel that looked no more expensive than it was.


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Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
September 30 2011 06:28 GMT
#64
There is something very wrong with you
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7930 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 22:50:12
September 30 2011 22:48 GMT
#65
On September 30 2011 15:28 Probulous wrote:
There was something very wrong with you

Fixed for you. I'm happy this asshole got banned. I mean, seriously. This post is so offensive, I don't even get why this hasn't been nuked.

On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:
I see two options:

1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.

2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.

Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct.

I absolutely agree with Chill, but if I may, my advice would be not to fill _______ with a burger something. I mean come on, you date a girl and you go to a fast food get a burger? That's awful.
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
LanTAs
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1091 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-03 03:31:59
October 03 2011 03:31 GMT
#66
What the fuck was that.......

Edit: Yeah, I'm going to move on i guess, but its kinda hard i have to say, but then I guess feelings go away as time passes
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 03 2011 15:59 GMT
#67
Fuck, just give up. Sherman already got his game on, you got no change on either of those girls anymore.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
LeoLeo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden456 Posts
November 03 2011 16:13 GMT
#68
Dont take a girl to burger king and Sherman wont be there because he is only out for burgers. Also Sherman doesnt need to be kicked in the nuts, he is a nub ask the girl out instead like a gentleman.

Also dont just "hang around" if you are awkward as fuck, go drinking or go to the movies or invite them home into your love dungeon.
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