EPTCall it a popsicle.
Remove testicles and pretend they're scoops of ice-cream for one lucky person.
Her friend is Sherman? What kind of friend is that? If she brought him along, that could be something to take note of.
[Girl Blog] Some friends are assholes - Page 2
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Call it a popsicle. Remove testicles and pretend they're scoops of ice-cream for one lucky person. Her friend is Sherman? What kind of friend is that? If she brought him along, that could be something to take note of. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
Find the girl and call Sherman over. Then, without warning, punch Sherman in the balls as hard you can. Then get in her face and scream, 'That's how I roll, bitch!'. Then throw your hands in the air and saunter away while humming 'Rocket Man'. Like a bawss. | ||
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Kamais_Ookin
Canada4218 Posts
On September 29 2011 05:45 Rekrul wrote: Well said man.yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking | ||
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Snuggles
United States1865 Posts
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Biff The Understudy
France7917 Posts
On September 29 2011 05:45 Rekrul wrote: yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking Hahahahahahahaha <3 Awesome. | ||
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
On September 29 2011 05:54 Snuggles wrote: You sound like a timid guy. I was a timid guy back in high school too. But shit once you learn of the necessity of being an asshole you'd be telling him to go away the moment he should his face at the front gates. Honestly douche bags will leave you alone once you look them in the eye and confront them. If they want to get into a physical confrontation, then all the better for you, especially if you're smart and take advantage of them for putting their hands on you. You don't have to be an asshole. Women want men, and at your age(most ages tbh,haha) the ones that 'look' most like men are assholes. | ||
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muse5187
1125 Posts
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Snuggles
United States1865 Posts
On September 29 2011 06:18 Jerubaal wrote: You don't have to be an asshole. Women want men, and at your age(most ages tbh,haha) the ones that 'look' most like men are assholes. I firmly believe that having a douchebag like that tagging along for a burger date is reason enough for him to be an asshole and stand his ground rather than submitting and having an awkward third wheel. It's not like I'm saying to become a complete douche bag yourself. I just believe that you really have to be an asshole in some situations in life in order to get anywhere in life. | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37043 Posts
I had a pretty similar situation as yours. Asked a girl out to a movie, turns out she invited friends along. I was pissed as hell for the night. Sounds like this girl has trouble deciding what she wants. Just talk to her. Get it over with. | ||
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Conquerer67
United States605 Posts
Translation out of LA Crip ebonix, "GG and shoot Sherman." ... I'm kidding. Don't shoot anybody. It's a bad idea. Really, it's a bad idea. Seriously, you just gotta pick your girls better. There's some girls out there that believe that a man is only important if he has muscles. It's completely wrong, so don't bother to try to impress a girl by getting muscle. If a girl likes you genuinely, then it's kinda easy to tell. I mean, I'm 24, and my girlfriend is frickin' amazing. You just got to be outgoing, talk, hang out, don't stalk, but get to know her. It's annoying as shit if you ask a girl out, she says yes, and then she is just a total bitch around you. Like, when I was a junior in high school, I did a lot of gangbangin' around LA, and somehow I became involved with this girl that one of my friends hooked me up with. She was pretty hot, but retarded. Not literally, but she was just annoying to be with. Got kinda side-tracked there, back to my advice. Girls usually like nice people who are funny and buy them stuff. Finding and keeping a good one is hard though, but it's worth it to keep looking. | ||
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Equinox_kr
United States7395 Posts
Drop her and move on, there are like 9001 other girls in your school alone. | ||
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Zlasher
United States9129 Posts
Punch him in the balls and just get another chick. | ||
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Iranon
United States983 Posts
You asked her out, she showed up late with one of her friends. End of relevant part. That is her saying no to going out with you without actually having to reject you outright. Move on. | ||
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Jedclark
United Kingdom903 Posts
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LanTAs
United States1091 Posts
On September 29 2011 04:31 Chill wrote: I don't understand the situation. From what I understand, you asked her out and she avoided you, then said yes, then brought her friend along. I assume this is high school and you're around 16? Was it clearly indicated that this was a date, or were you just meeting for lunch? Well it was more like going out for lunch :O And yeah, the rest of the part is correct. And i'm only 15 so yeah | ||
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LanTAs
United States1091 Posts
On September 29 2011 05:43 Lemonwalrus wrote: So it was you, her, her friend, and sherman? Or were sherman and her friend the same person? Sherman intruded in, thats the best way to describe it. | ||
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buhhy
United States1113 Posts
On September 29 2011 05:00 xxSK8rGUy277xx wrote: Dont hate on sherman man. Think of it in his perspective and you'll realize he was trying to help you out. Sherman enters the burger joint looking to find a burger, sees you and two girls and assumes you are on a date. He thinks "I should just get a burger and move on" but then he notices you are flopping hard acting all nervous and shit so he decides to help you out. He comes and asks some funny questions to help build chemistry and get you guys to know each other better. After awhile he sees you are getting mad and then she has to leave. So he tries to make you feel better by saying "I guess they are ditching someone" which he obviously meant as himself. sp hats off to you Sherman, unsung hero to angsty adolescents. now you can set up a 2nd date easy with the girl Haha, this is pretty funny. | ||
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LanTAs
United States1091 Posts
On September 29 2011 05:45 Rekrul wrote: yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking Either that, the deli owned by koreans where you have no place to sit down, or the breakfast place owned by a bunch of chinese dudes. | ||
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LanTAs
United States1091 Posts
On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote: If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what? I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.= and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too | ||
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