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So, i wrote another girl blog last week, and basically this is what happened today.
And yes, the title has something to do with it.
So we planned to go out to some burger place close to the school at lunch, and we decided to meet at the front gate during lunch (didn't state when). So anyways, i go there as fast as i possibly can, and then i just wait there.
And wait.
And wait.
Okay, so like 15 min past by, and i'm just getting more nervous by the second =.=
So anyways, she comes by with a friend ( I really expected just her to come, but whatever =.=). Anyways, I'm cool with it and then we just go there to the diner. Things are kinda awkward, we havent talked in a while (ignoring me as i said in the first post) and the freaking date just goes into a nose dive. I thought that i could probably save it, but then an asshole comes along.
His name is Sherman.He's a douchebag. Yes, thats right, a Douchebag.
(imagine the top line in George Takei's voice).
He just fucks the whole shit up and starts asking awkward as shit questions, and then from there, the atmosphere just died. Great. Then, she says that she has to leave first, and whatever, and there retarded Sherman is like "lol derp i think they're trying to ditch SOMEONE.." or something along the lines of that, but its probably not what he said because i'm just kinda pissed.
So anyways... heres my question to the lovely Teamliquid.
Quick wrap up: 1st date was a flop.
What next?
Poll: What to do?Punch Sherman in the fucking balls and then GG (51) 59% Punch Sherman and then ask her out again. (16) 18% GG (10) 11% Go ask her again and don't tell Sherman a fucking thing. (10) 11% 87 total votes Your vote: What to do? (Vote): GG
(Vote): Punch Sherman in the fucking balls and then GG
(Vote): Go ask her again and don't tell Sherman a fucking thing.
(Vote): Punch Sherman and then ask her out again.
=.= Not a good day =.=
  
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I wonder what chill has to say too :D tell him to come by here and check it out please :D
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Calgary25981 Posts
I don't understand the situation. From what I understand, you asked her out and she avoided you, then said yes, then brought her friend along. I assume this is high school and you're around 16? Was it clearly indicated that this was a date, or were you just meeting for lunch?
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Just go and ask her again if there was any chemistry. In my experience punching people has never solved romantic issues.
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I voted gg... more gg more skill. and it sounds like you need more skill
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Sherman needs a beating, hitting the balls is too girly though. Just go straight for the face with a combination or body shots to the liver is acceptable too.
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lol just work with the situation. Have this mindset:
There is no bad situation as long as you are there coz you can fix anything!
I bet you started getting really agitated and negative when sherman came so that means the girls would have felt the same way and the atmosphere woulda been yucky so ofc she would want to leave asap. If you played it off cool and kept the environment positive, things prolly would worked out better for you
edit: i also dont get why you even consider this a date :/
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1. Go to Sherman, tell him you need to show him something real quick.
2. Grab Sherman by the shoulders, cock your head back and proceed to smash his face (nose preferably) with the parietal bone of your choice (right or left). Pull his face towards you for bigger impact.
3. Take a step back, nonchalantly and wipe his blood from your shirt. If you are quick you should be able to avoid the worst of it.
4. Contemplate his pain as he crumples on the floor.
5. Ask girl out. Have sex. GG.
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isnt sherman the name of the jackass from american pie series?
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If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what?
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United States10176 Posts
Beat the shit out of him. GG.
Damn what a f-ing douche...
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I'm confused did you take acid or Sherman an acutal person
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On September 29 2011 04:33 Mattchew wrote:
I voted gg... more gg more skill. and it sounds like you need more skill
True. But also don't gg just because your first rush didn't work because it was scouted, the games not over and your not IdrA.
Turn this into a macro game. You are really young I wouldn't get too attached but there is no reason to gg. Keep an open mind, don't put pressure on her or anything just be a cool strait shooter, take a third, and don't get greedy with drop play.
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Dont hate on sherman man. Think of it in his perspective and you'll realize he was trying to help you out.
Sherman enters the burger joint looking to find a burger, sees you and two girls and assumes you are on a date. He thinks "I should just get a burger and move on" but then he notices you are flopping hard acting all nervous and shit so he decides to help you out. He comes and asks some funny questions to help build chemistry and get you guys to know each other better. After awhile he sees you are getting mad and then she has to leave. So he tries to make you feel better by saying "I guess they are ditching someone" which he obviously meant as himself.
sp hats off to you Sherman, unsung hero to angsty adolescents. now you can set up a 2nd date easy with the girl
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On September 29 2011 05:00 xxSK8rGUy277xx wrote:
Dont hate on sherman man. Think of it in his perspective and you'll realize he was trying to help you out.
Sherman enters the burger joint looking to find a burger, sees you and two girls and assumes you are on a date. He thinks "I should just get a burger and move on" but then he notices you are flopping hard acting all nervous and shit so he decides to help you out. He comes and asks some funny questions to help build chemistry and get you guys to know each other better. After awhile he sees you are getting mad and then she has to leave. So he tries to make you feel better by saying "I guess they are ditching someone" which he obviously meant as himself.
sp hats off to you Sherman, unsung hero to angsty adolescents. now you can set up a 2nd date easy with the girl
Are you a wizard?
Sounds like you need to cool your jets. Keeping it up now would just come across as pushy. Wait a few weeks/months and try again.
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Damn o.o Sucks it didn't turn out the way you would have liked.
I agree with the above, just play it cool for now. Keep a bit of distance between the two of you for a few weeks before asking her out again.
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Is "Punch Sherman in the fucking balls and then offensively GG" an option?
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So it was you, her, her friend, and sherman? Or were sherman and her friend the same person?
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On September 29 2011 05:43 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So it was you, her, her friend, and sherman? Or were sherman and her friend the same person?
Her friend is Sherman.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking
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Shove a bat down his throat.
Call it a popsicle.
Remove testicles and pretend they're scoops of ice-cream for one lucky person.
Her friend is Sherman? What kind of friend is that? If she brought him along, that could be something to take note of.
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I want the answer directly from LantAs because the way the blog is written it is somewhat confusing and it seems like half of the responders are assuming sherman is the friend and the other half are assuming that there were 4 people total.
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Here's what you do:
Find the girl and call Sherman over. Then, without warning, punch Sherman in the balls as hard you can. Then get in her face and scream, 'That's how I roll, bitch!'. Then throw your hands in the air and saunter away while humming 'Rocket Man'.
Like a bawss.
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On September 29 2011 05:45 Rekrul wrote:
yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking Well said man.
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You sound like a timid guy. I was a timid guy back in high school too. But shit once you learn of the necessity of being an asshole you'd be telling him to go away the moment he should his face at the front gates. Honestly douche bags will leave you alone once you look them in the eye and confront them. If they want to get into a physical confrontation, then all the better for you, especially if you're smart and take advantage of them for putting their hands on you.
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On September 29 2011 05:45 Rekrul wrote:
yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking
Hahahahahahahaha <3
Awesome.
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On September 29 2011 05:54 Snuggles wrote:
You sound like a timid guy. I was a timid guy back in high school too. But shit once you learn of the necessity of being an asshole you'd be telling him to go away the moment he should his face at the front gates. Honestly douche bags will leave you alone once you look them in the eye and confront them. If they want to get into a physical confrontation, then all the better for you, especially if you're smart and take advantage of them for putting their hands on you.
You don't have to be an asshole. Women want men, and at your age(most ages tbh,haha) the ones that 'look' most like men are assholes.
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If it was a "date" and she brought that guy, move along nothing there for you. ;D Better luck next time.
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On September 29 2011 06:18 Jerubaal wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 05:54 Snuggles wrote:
You sound like a timid guy. I was a timid guy back in high school too. But shit once you learn of the necessity of being an asshole you'd be telling him to go away the moment he should his face at the front gates. Honestly douche bags will leave you alone once you look them in the eye and confront them. If they want to get into a physical confrontation, then all the better for you, especially if you're smart and take advantage of them for putting their hands on you. You don't have to be an asshole. Women want men, and at your age(most ages tbh,haha) the ones that 'look' most like men are assholes.
I firmly believe that having a douchebag like that tagging along for a burger date is reason enough for him to be an asshole and stand his ground rather than submitting and having an awkward third wheel.
It's not like I'm saying to become a complete douche bag yourself. I just believe that you really have to be an asshole in some situations in life in order to get anywhere in life.
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37027 Posts
I'm guessing there were 4 people involved.
I had a pretty similar situation as yours. Asked a girl out to a movie, turns out she invited friends along. I was pissed as hell for the night.
Sounds like this girl has trouble deciding what she wants.
Just talk to her. Get it over with.
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My advice: dump dat biznitch und brung a heeta to yo school to fack dat Sherman foo uuupp.
Translation out of LA Crip ebonix, "GG and shoot Sherman."
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I'm kidding. Don't shoot anybody. It's a bad idea. Really, it's a bad idea. Seriously, you just gotta pick your girls better. There's some girls out there that believe that a man is only important if he has muscles. It's completely wrong, so don't bother to try to impress a girl by getting muscle. If a girl likes you genuinely, then it's kinda easy to tell. I mean, I'm 24, and my girlfriend is frickin' amazing. You just got to be outgoing, talk, hang out, don't stalk, but get to know her. It's annoying as shit if you ask a girl out, she says yes, and then she is just a total bitch around you. Like, when I was a junior in high school, I did a lot of gangbangin' around LA, and somehow I became involved with this girl that one of my friends hooked me up with. She was pretty hot, but retarded. Not literally, but she was just annoying to be with.
Got kinda side-tracked there, back to my advice. Girls usually like nice people who are funny and buy them stuff. Finding and keeping a good one is hard though, but it's worth it to keep looking.
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If everything you stated was true, it means she's not interested. Sherman is irrelevant.
Drop her and move on, there are like 9001 other girls in your school alone.
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You win some and you lose some
Punch him in the balls and just get another chick.
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As stated by at least a few others, I think you're missing the point here.
You asked her out, she showed up late with one of her friends. End of relevant part.
That is her saying no to going out with you without actually having to reject you outright. Move on.
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I suggest you watch 500 Days of Summer. The Expectations vs Reality scene fits well, but I can't find a decent quality video on YouTube.
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On September 29 2011 04:31 Chill wrote:
I don't understand the situation. From what I understand, you asked her out and she avoided you, then said yes, then brought her friend along. I assume this is high school and you're around 16? Was it clearly indicated that this was a date, or were you just meeting for lunch?
Well it was more like going out for lunch :O
And yeah, the rest of the part is correct. And i'm only 15 so yeah
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On September 29 2011 05:43 Lemonwalrus wrote:
So it was you, her, her friend, and sherman? Or were sherman and her friend the same person?
Sherman intruded in, thats the best way to describe it.
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On September 29 2011 05:00 xxSK8rGUy277xx wrote:
Dont hate on sherman man. Think of it in his perspective and you'll realize he was trying to help you out.
Sherman enters the burger joint looking to find a burger, sees you and two girls and assumes you are on a date. He thinks "I should just get a burger and move on" but then he notices you are flopping hard acting all nervous and shit so he decides to help you out. He comes and asks some funny questions to help build chemistry and get you guys to know each other better. After awhile he sees you are getting mad and then she has to leave. So he tries to make you feel better by saying "I guess they are ditching someone" which he obviously meant as himself.
sp hats off to you Sherman, unsung hero to angsty adolescents. now you can set up a 2nd date easy with the girl
Haha, this is pretty funny.
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On September 29 2011 05:45 Rekrul wrote:
yeah i always hate it when i let some tool ruin one of my dates at burgerking
Either that, the deli owned by koreans where you have no place to sit down, or the breakfast place owned by a bunch of chinese dudes.
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On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote:
If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what?
I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.=
and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too
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On September 29 2011 07:26 LanTAs wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote:
If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what? I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.= and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too
One time, I got a girl out to dinner on campus with me. She brought her 3 roomates.
You're lucky.
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United States22883 Posts
On September 29 2011 07:19 LanTAs wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 04:31 Chill wrote:
I don't understand the situation. From what I understand, you asked her out and she avoided you, then said yes, then brought her friend along. I assume this is high school and you're around 16? Was it clearly indicated that this was a date, or were you just meeting for lunch? Well it was more like going out for lunch :O
That's not a date.
She probably didn't think it was.
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On September 29 2011 07:33 GigaFlop wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 07:26 LanTAs wrote:On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote:
If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what? I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.= and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too One time, I got a girl out to dinner on campus with me. She brought her 3 roomates. You're lucky.
Thanks : ), that made me feel a bit better 
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At least she went out with you with a friends when she was ignoring you lol.
That i'd have to say is a success.
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On September 29 2011 08:08 RezChi wrote:
At least she went out with you with a friends when she was ignoring you lol.
That i'd have to say is a success.
I guess..... still deciding what is my next move
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On September 29 2011 07:57 LanTAs wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 07:33 GigaFlop wrote:On September 29 2011 07:26 LanTAs wrote:On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote:
If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what? I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.= and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too One time, I got a girl out to dinner on campus with me. She brought her 3 roomates. You're lucky. Thanks : ), that made me feel a bit better
After a few minutes, though, two went back to their dorm, because the place we originally planned to go to was closed. Even so, I thought that it was just going to be me and her. But still, feel lucky. I didn't even get a word in to the girl I liked until after 5 minutes of standing around.
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punch yourself in the balls
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On September 29 2011 08:51 GigaFlop wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 07:57 LanTAs wrote:On September 29 2011 07:33 GigaFlop wrote:On September 29 2011 07:26 LanTAs wrote:On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote:
If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what? I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.= and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too One time, I got a girl out to dinner on campus with me. She brought her 3 roomates. You're lucky. Thanks : ), that made me feel a bit better After a few minutes, though, two went back to their dorm, because the place we originally planned to go to was closed. Even so, I thought that it was just going to be me and her. But still, feel lucky. I didn't even get a word in to the girl I liked until after 5 minutes of standing around.
y
Lol..... yeah that kinda happened a bit today
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On September 29 2011 07:33 GigaFlop wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 07:26 LanTAs wrote:On September 29 2011 04:41 GigaFlop wrote:
If the whole thing went well before Sherman, then go do it again without Sherman. And did he know about the date beforehand because you told him, or what? I never intended to have Sherman tag along, he kinda intruded =.= and also i didn't count on having one of her friends tag along too One time, I got a girl out to dinner on campus with me. She brought her 3 roomates. You're lucky.
How does this not make you lucky? 
In all seriousness if a girl is bringing somebody else with her then she either a) didn't realise it was meant to be a date, b) didn't want it to be a date, or c) is a douchebag.
a) is the more likely option with the possibility of a little b) mixed in. Just ask the girl "when do you want to go on a date with me?" Girls don't know shit about dudes just like dudes don't know shit about girls so they appreciate straightforwardedness (is that a word, I don't think it is?). In my experience a girl who doesn't outright say "No, piss off" (or words to that effect) when you ask her out can be seducted (I know that word's not real, but love it nevertheless). Maybe = I need to be convinced/reassured/etc before I say yes.
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This whole time I'm picturing Sherman with a massive trollface. By the way you sound weak. Girls don't like weak guys. I don't mean you need to start acting like a bully. But you need to act like everything belongs to you, you need to act like you own that BK.
Watch Fast Five and give yourself a huge injection of testosterone.
Think to yourself - do the main characters in movies ever act like you do? If The Rock acted like you did in Fast Five, would he be getting any of that young Brazillian pussy? No.
Girls are attracted to masculinity, not effimacy.
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gg. You fucked up. Try again with another girl. This time set a proper time, make it clear it'll just be the two of you, and don't go out for fucking burgers.
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Calgary25981 Posts
I see two options:
1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.
Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct.
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Alright see none of these chumps know how to solve your problem. You need to invite her someplace classy... like a fine restaurant. Someplace that is SO fine that she has no choice but to say yes. But when she gets there, make sure there are only two seats... one seat for you, and one seat for your friend chad. When she gets there look at her surprised and say "OH I didn't know YOU were coming." And then when she tries to say something, make out with chad right in front of her. And then look at her and leave. Make sure the bill is still on the table so she has to pay for it.
Yeah. That's how I'd do it.
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On September 29 2011 12:51 TERRANLOL wrote:
Alright see none of these chumps know how to solve your problem. You need to invite her someplace classy... like a fine restaurant. Someplace that is SO fine that she has no choice but to say yes. But when she gets there, make sure there are only two seats... one seat for you, and one seat for your friend chad. When she gets there look at her surprised and say "OH I didn't know YOU were coming." And then when she tries to say something, make out with chad right in front of her. And then look at her and leave. Make sure the bill is still on the table so she has to pay for it.
Yeah. That's how I'd do it.
I'm Fifteen. My Parents are Asian. Thats not happening.
Thanks Chill, you're the best :-) i can see why ppl tell me to PM you for girl problems but, this is just about as good : )
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On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:
I see two options:
1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.
Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct.
can we have a separate girl blog forum and let this guy moderate it? in the past week i've seen like 6 threads where its clear the dude is getting avoided but aren't willing to man up and be direct / get rejected
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On September 29 2011 13:28 TimmyMac wrote:Show nested quote +On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:
I see two options:
1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.
Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct. can we have a separate girl blog forum and let this guy moderate it? in the past week i've seen like 6 threads where its clear the dude is getting avoided but aren't willing to man up and be direct / get rejected
How about we just have a checkbox for each blog
[ ] Girl Blog?
if yes:
Chill's Advice
1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.
If your girl blog is actually more complicated than this, continue.
Seriously guys, it's as simple as "she doesn't like you" and "there are way, way better girls out there". Sorry for being an ass and straightforward but that's the truth, I used to do the exact same thing as you guys.
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Hey, you know me. If it's a girl blog I'm there.
Bringing a friend to a date is an immediate sign she wants backup, which means she is in some way uncomfortable with you. It also means she doesn't want it to be a date. It also might mean that Sherman is a cock-blocking douchebag asshole who wants to get in her pants (and worse, he's clingy).
The only way you could have one-upped Sherman was to out-maneuver him both by being the alpha male in that situation (leading the conversation, making the decisions, asking the questions) and properly deflecting his awkward questions. It's especially tough to do if you're feeling intimidated.
The main thing to remember is that because this girl's friend came along and she avoided you beforehand, she's obviously not into you and is not worth your time or effort. If she wants to hang around with douchebags then her poor decisions will garner poor results, like dating douchebags and not you.
Conclusion: If you really feel like carrying the situation a little further, locate and knock out Sherman. Even if it doesn't help you with this girl it will most definitely make him look like a bitch. Remember to keep up the aggression if he wants to turn it into a full fight - you wouldn't half-commit to a 4gate, would you?
Don't bother with the girl again. Just don't contact her at all. If she wants anything to do with you she'll contact you. If not forget about her. There are so many girls out there it's ridiculous.
I'm not a pick-up artist, but when I go to a club and ask a girl to dance, if she accepts I'll dance and if not I just move right on. If I detect that she's not into it or is trying to get away from me, I bail. It's like losing a match in Starcraft - just click on the Find Match button and see how the next one goes; you can't change that last game. There are 10+ other girls there that I could dance with.
So good luck in the future. Don't sweat the losses, but relish the wins.
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Wow you're not kidding Giz, you really are the girl blog guy.
Anyway, it wasn't a date and she either didn't think it was or didn't want it to be. Good luck! (Listen to Chill)
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Taiwan619 Posts
Yup would follow Chill's last post. and lol @ rekrul
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On September 29 2011 14:40 Probe1 wrote:
Wow you're not kidding Giz, you really are the girl blog guy.
Anyway, it wasn't a date and she either didn't think it was or didn't want it to be. Good luck! (Listen to Chill)
Self-deception.
They always know, they aren't that socially handicapped.
Think of it like this. Some girl you really like is asking you to go have lunch, do you bring a friend along?
If this guy you really like asks you to have lunch, do you bring your friend along?
Even if she is the dumbest creature on this earth and didn't realise it was a date, would she not still have gone alone if she was really into him?
Taking a friend along is basically saying "i don't like you and i have a reasonable level of suspecion that you might attempt to rape me"
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On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:
I see two options:
1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.
Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct.
Agree with this.
Forget Sherman, just punch him in the balls and move on.
Just ask her out on a date proper, so she knows its a fucking date. If she's not interested, shrug and move on.
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Whatttt guys I'm also a girl blog veteran how come there's no honorary mention of me D=
Anyways, I agree with the flow of the replies.
- She's not that into you.
- Sherman is a d-bag and you should let him know. You should also let everyone else know with his black eyes and a double nosebleed right in the middle of lunch hour.
- For your own sanity's sake, ask her out one more time.
When you ask her out, do what everyone said so far - let her know it's a fucking date, and if she disagrees or comes up with ANY excuses, then just shrug it off, say that's fine, then walk away and find another attractive chick. I actually think you'll attract her better in the scenario that she rejects you first, you shrug it off real cool, and start dating another chick. Sometimes you gotta date some other chicks to land the chick you really want.
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On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
No big deal? If you enter a set, you better make damn sure it's going to be a big deal. If she says no, continue with the set. Your frame of mind should be: Until she says stop, keep going. "No" just means "not yet". I have fucked countless chicks who started out saying no when I try to fondle their breasts while kissing them, to sliding my eight and a half inches between them and using my hands to rub them against my member like masturbatory tools less than one hour later.
Often girls (especially hot ones) get guys hitting on them so often that their automatic response will be no. Every once in a while an alpha will come along and show that he has more value.
This is where you step in. Your role is to demonstrate that you don't take no for an answer. Look at all the millionaire businessmen in the world who have models cuddling on their sides. Did they get there by taking no for an answer when an investor wasn't convinced that their company was going to innovate the whole industry? No. Only pussies say no. I just said no so you know what that makes me? A pussy.
Go get her, young pussy. Go get her young pussy.
Just remember, one day, the tables will turn in your favour.* So it's as hard as women as it is for men. But would you prefer fucking her while she is still tight and nubile, or when she's old and full of wrinkles?
You mentioned assholes in your blog title. Give yourself that rewarding feeling of massaging your penile walls against her tight, warm anal sphincter before it has been ripped and loosened by another guy's veiny cock. Presuming that she is hot, you know she's going to lose her ass virginity sooner or later. Be that man to fuck it. You want to fuck it now, while it's still fresh, not in 40 years' time after the dozens if not hundreds of other guys when she's a disgusting old tranny.
Peace.
+ Show Spoiler +*It took only a glance to register the hurrying step of the sixtyish woman with peach-blond hair, a navy kick-pleat skirt showing beneath an open check-patterned coat, large gold-plated earrings, a plastic Ann Taylor shopping bag gripped too tightly by an age-spotted hand.
She had spent hours getting ready to go out, and "out" meant shopping.
A pouting loneliness flickered on her countenance; the raindrops on her cheeks might as well have been tears.
She was childless, and maybe that, too, was a source of regret.
In her past, no doubt, there was a husband who was going to make her whole and complete her life, a husband who - ten years ago? longer? - got restless and found someone younger, fresher, to make "him" whole and complete "his" life.
Now she collected store-specific charge cards and met people for tea and played rubbers at bridge, but maybe not so often as she would have liked.
She probably suspected that her own sadness repelled them in some subliminal way; they were too busy for her, and her isolation only made her sadness deeper, her company all the less appealing to others.
And so she shopped, brought clothing that was too youthful for her, pursuing "bargains" and "deep discounts" for apparel that looked no more expensive than it was.
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There is something very wrong with you
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On September 30 2011 15:28 Probulous wrote:
There was something very wrong with you
Fixed for you. I'm happy this asshole got banned. I mean, seriously. This post is so offensive, I don't even get why this hasn't been nuked.
On September 29 2011 11:59 Chill wrote:
I see two options:
1. Don't give a fuck and tell her directly "Hey, let's go to _______. Just the two of us." If she says why, tell her why. If she says no say "Okay no big deal" and let her go.
2. Don't give a fuck and let her go.
Since both end up with you letting her go you might as well try option 1. Just be direct.
I absolutely agree with Chill, but if I may, my advice would be not to fill _______ with a burger something. I mean come on, you date a girl and you go to a fast food get a burger? That's awful.
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What the fuck was that.......
Edit: Yeah, I'm going to move on i guess, but its kinda hard i have to say, but then I guess feelings go away as time passes
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Fuck, just give up. Sherman already got his game on, you got no change on either of those girls anymore.
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Dont take a girl to burger king and Sherman wont be there because he is only out for burgers. Also Sherman doesnt need to be kicked in the nuts, he is a nub ask the girl out instead like a gentleman.
Also dont just "hang around" if you are awkward as fuck, go drinking or go to the movies or invite them home into your love dungeon.
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