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Beelzebub1
Profile Joined May 2015
1004 Posts
November 16 2015 09:18 GMT
#21
On November 16 2015 17:52 weikor wrote:
Bound by the khala, Artanis counted himselves amongst the lucky ones to actually know what women are thinking.

I believe thats why rohanna was so eager not to sever the bond in the campaign. What man could pleasure her perverted desires without the khala?

The question now is, how will beeing severed from the bond that telepathically kept them together influence Protoss - relationships. Think of the kids, divorce is never good.


ROFL what the fuck xD

This thread is awesome.
HaRuHi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1220 Posts
November 16 2015 09:19 GMT
#22
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At the end of the campaign it gets mentioned that Amon(or what his name is), changed the protoss. So they probably were simple mammals 3000 years ago and nipples date back to that.
robopork
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States511 Posts
November 17 2015 00:29 GMT
#23
On November 16 2015 17:52 weikor wrote:
Bound by the khala, Artanis counted himselves amongst the lucky ones to actually know what women are thinking.

I believe thats why rohanna was so eager not to sever the bond in the campaign. What man could pleasure her perverted desires without the khala?

The question now is, how will beeing severed from the bond that telepathically kept them together influence Protoss - relationships. Think of the kids, divorce is never good.


+ Show Spoiler +
Well, look at it this way. If you have an abusive step dad-- let's call him Amon-- who tinkers around in your genes and takes away your nipples... I dunno, divorce might be for the best.
“This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.”
Jer99
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada8159 Posts
November 17 2015 03:51 GMT
#24
so this is where lichter saw this
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Deathstar
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
9150 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-11-17 04:12:01
November 17 2015 04:08 GMT
#25
On November 16 2015 13:30 royalroadweed wrote:
Its one of the things thats very confusing. Its seems clear that Selendis, Vorazun, Talis and Rohana have no breasts at all. However, when the adept design was revealed those things were packing DDs. As you said the protoss have no use for mammary glands as they can't suckle. Rohana even viewed mouths as disgusting and primitive in the campaign.

I have no idea whats up with protoss physiology.


adepts have breasts because no other protoss female has breasts that we can see

edit:

I take this back. I couldn't find any adept fanart to prove my point
rip passion
Pontius Pirate
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
United States1557 Posts
November 17 2015 04:22 GMT
#26
I'm getting pretty severe deja vu here. Haven't we already had this exact thread?
"I had to close the door so my parents wouldn't judge me." - ZombieGrub during the ShitfaceTradeTV stream
-Celestial-
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom3867 Posts
November 18 2015 05:06 GMT
#27
This is literally my favourite thread on TL. :D

The TeamLiquid forums: discussing the REALLY important issues about Starcraft.
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NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
November 18 2015 06:43 GMT
#28
I'm just baffled that they retconned nipples onto Zeratul. For over a decade he had no nipples, but that was all about to change, wasn't it?
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
SeCReTT
Profile Joined November 2015
31 Posts
November 18 2015 07:24 GMT
#29
really ?
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37055 Posts
November 18 2015 07:25 GMT
#30
So... This is what TL has become now?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Superbanana
Profile Joined May 2014
2369 Posts
November 18 2015 07:57 GMT
#31
Its just a pair of boils on his chest.
In PvZ the zerg can make the situation spire out of control but protoss can adept to the situation.
deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
November 18 2015 08:56 GMT
#32
On November 18 2015 16:25 Seeker wrote:
So... This is what TL has become now?

I am expecting an article from TL writers about this issue. Also I have the feeling that you could have more new writers if this thread is linked in the "We need more minerals! writers!" thread
I imagine France should be able to take this unless Lilbow is busy practicing for Starcraft III. | KadaverBB is my fairy ban mother.
TLHP
Profile Joined October 2011
Vietnam52 Posts
November 18 2015 09:09 GMT
#33
Any photo of Zeratul with nipples visible in the campaign?

Thanks
deacon.frost
Profile Joined February 2013
Czech Republic12129 Posts
November 18 2015 09:13 GMT
#34
I have another theory, Protoss now have nipples because they discovered humans and they sell them porn movies!
I imagine France should be able to take this unless Lilbow is busy practicing for Starcraft III. | KadaverBB is my fairy ban mother.
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24422 Posts
November 18 2015 21:59 GMT
#35
I feel like we had this discussion somewhere already. I don't think we got a good answer though.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
DinoMight
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States3725 Posts
November 18 2015 22:53 GMT
#36
This thread made me lol.

Thanks.
"Wtf I come back and find myself in camp DinoMight all of a sudden, feels weird man." -Wombat_NI
EatThePath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3943 Posts
November 19 2015 01:15 GMT
#37
On November 16 2015 16:01 BronzeKnee wrote:
The technology to remove nipples from Blizzards graphics designers minds just isn't there yet.

bahahaha



Sadly, in a former era we did have the technology, but it has been lost... and now we suffer with pedestrian worldbuilding and storytelling
Comprehensive strategic intention: DNE
royalroadweed
Profile Joined April 2013
United States8301 Posts
November 19 2015 01:34 GMT
#38
Nipples were not present in SC1 on protoss. I think it must be an error.
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"Nerfing Toss can just make them stronger"
ilikeredheads
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1995 Posts
November 19 2015 02:37 GMT
#39
adepts have DDs??? WTF??
Lobotomist
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1541 Posts
November 19 2015 02:41 GMT
#40
On November 16 2015 16:01 BronzeKnee wrote:
The technology to remove nipples from Blizzards graphics designers minds just isn't there yet.

Fuckin lol. The nipples are fake, purely for decorative / comedic purposes
Teching to hive too quickly isn't just a risk: it's an ultrarisk
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