EPTWhy? Even if Protoss had mammary glands they don't even have mouths with which to suckle.
I'm confused.
Protoss nipples?
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YumYumGranola
Canada346 Posts
Why? Even if Protoss had mammary glands they don't even have mouths with which to suckle. I'm confused. | ||
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royalroadweed
United States8301 Posts
I have no idea whats up with protoss physiology. | ||
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SigmaoctanusIV
United States3313 Posts
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CakeSauc3
United States1437 Posts
 It's one thing I've always wondered. | ||
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ejac
United States1195 Posts
On November 16 2015 14:27 CakeSauc3 wrote: Really though, how do the Protoss eat? Or do they use photosynthesis or something? It's one thing I've always wondered.Photosynthesis is correct actually, and this is mildly referenced in the campaign when they say something among the lines "the solar core provides nourishment for our warriors". | ||
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CakeSauc3
United States1437 Posts
On November 16 2015 14:30 ejac wrote: Photosynthesis is correct actually, and this is mildly referenced in the campaign when they say something among the lines "the solar core provides nourishment for our warriors". Makes sense | ||
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YumYumGranola
Canada346 Posts
Does it? | ||
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SigmaoctanusIV
United States3313 Posts
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ZackAttack
United States884 Posts
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imJealous
United States1382 Posts
On November 16 2015 15:18 ZackAttack wrote: It seems extremely obvious that they shouldn't have nipples. I'm actually really surprised they were added. Someone had to conciously put them in there. I think this was probably more a case of someone sub-consciously putting them there... | ||
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ZombieFrog
United States87 Posts
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BronzeKnee
United States5214 Posts
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jubil
United States2602 Posts
In the end, it's a little ridiculous to speculate, since the entire design of the Protoss is just overtly anthropomorphic. | ||
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eviltomahawk
United States11133 Posts
On November 16 2015 16:02 jubil wrote: Well, even if they're not mammary glands they could still be part of a Protoss's reproductive system somehow. Maybe instead of being suckled, they act as little psionic antennas for Protoss mothers to beam nutrients or whatever to their newborns. In the end, it's a little ridiculous to speculate, since the entire design of the Protoss is just overtly anthropomorphic. For we are bound by the nipple, the sacred union of our every lust and desire | ||
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NukeD
Croatia1612 Posts
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boxerfred
Germany8360 Posts
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wjat
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iMrising
United States1099 Posts
On November 16 2015 15:24 imJealous wrote: I think this was probably more a case of someone sub-consciously putting them there... Also, this is probably the most likely reason? | ||
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weikor
Austria580 Posts
I believe thats why rohanna was so eager not to sever the bond in the campaign. What man could pleasure her perverted desires without the khala? The question now is, how will beeing severed from the bond that telepathically kept them together influence Protoss - relationships. Think of the kids, divorce is never good. | ||
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kudlaty_true
Poland158 Posts
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Beelzebub1
1004 Posts
On November 16 2015 17:52 weikor wrote: Bound by the khala, Artanis counted himselves amongst the lucky ones to actually know what women are thinking. I believe thats why rohanna was so eager not to sever the bond in the campaign. What man could pleasure her perverted desires without the khala? The question now is, how will beeing severed from the bond that telepathically kept them together influence Protoss - relationships. Think of the kids, divorce is never good. ROFL what the fuck xD This thread is awesome. | ||
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HaRuHi
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At the end of the campaign it gets mentioned that Amon(or what his name is), changed the protoss. So they probably were simple mammals 3000 years ago and nipples date back to that. | ||
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robopork
United States511 Posts
On November 16 2015 17:52 weikor wrote: Bound by the khala, Artanis counted himselves amongst the lucky ones to actually know what women are thinking. I believe thats why rohanna was so eager not to sever the bond in the campaign. What man could pleasure her perverted desires without the khala? The question now is, how will beeing severed from the bond that telepathically kept them together influence Protoss - relationships. Think of the kids, divorce is never good. + Show Spoiler + Well, look at it this way. If you have an abusive step dad-- let's call him Amon-- who tinkers around in your genes and takes away your nipples... I dunno, divorce might be for the best. | ||
Jer99
Canada8157 Posts
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Deathstar
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On November 16 2015 13:30 royalroadweed wrote: Its one of the things thats very confusing. Its seems clear that Selendis, Vorazun, Talis and Rohana have no breasts at all. However, when the adept design was revealed those things were packing DDs. As you said the protoss have no use for mammary glands as they can't suckle. Rohana even viewed mouths as disgusting and primitive in the campaign. I have no idea whats up with protoss physiology. adepts have breasts because no other protoss female has breasts that we can see edit: I take this back. I couldn't find any adept fanart to prove my point | ||
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Pontius Pirate
United States1557 Posts
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-Celestial-
United Kingdom3867 Posts
The TeamLiquid forums: discussing the REALLY important issues about Starcraft. | ||
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NewSunshine
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Superbanana
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12129 Posts
On November 18 2015 16:25 Seeker wrote: So... This is what TL has become now? I am expecting an article from TL writers about this issue. Also I have the feeling that you could have more new writers if this thread is linked in the "We need more  | ||
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TLHP
Vietnam52 Posts
Thanks  | ||
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12129 Posts
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Olli
Austria24417 Posts
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DinoMight
United States3725 Posts
Thanks. | ||
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EatThePath
United States3943 Posts
On November 16 2015 16:01 BronzeKnee wrote: The technology to remove nipples from Blizzards graphics designers minds just isn't there yet. bahahaha Sadly, in a former era we did have the technology, but it has been lost... and now we suffer with pedestrian worldbuilding and storytelling  | ||
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royalroadweed
United States8301 Posts
![[image loading]](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/1/15/Artanis_SC1_Art1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080503235117) | ||
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ilikeredheads
Canada1995 Posts
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Lobotomist
United States1541 Posts
On November 16 2015 16:01 BronzeKnee wrote: The technology to remove nipples from Blizzards graphics designers minds just isn't there yet. Fuckin lol. The nipples are fake, purely for decorative / comedic purposes | ||
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highsis
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Niyanyo
Mexico71 Posts
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wjat
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On November 19 2015 15:23 Niyanyo wrote: During blizzcon 2015, in an informal Q&A featuring Valerie Watrous and Justin Parker called "Our life for Aiur" held in the Darkmoon Faire amfitheater, this question was raised. Valerie Watrous answer was that these were particular birthmarks that Zeratul had and no other protoss. is Zeratul a Protoss Caitlyn Jenner? | ||
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Holdenintherye
Canada1441 Posts
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Antisocialmunky
United States5912 Posts
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Ryndika
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On November 19 2015 11:37 ilikeredheads wrote: adepts have DDs??? WTF?? dd? | ||
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Heartland
Sweden24579 Posts
And why they aren't green from the photosynthesis. | ||
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Whitewing
United States7483 Posts
On November 19 2015 19:57 Heartland wrote: The real question is why the Protoss just happen to have a two gender system. And why they aren't green from the photosynthesis. Maybe because their version of chlorophyll is different. The biochemistry of the substance doesn't let it use green light very well, so if the Protoss have something that functions similarly but is biochemically different, it would easily explain the different color. | ||
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Heartland
Sweden24579 Posts
On November 19 2015 20:12 Whitewing wrote: Maybe because their version of chlorophyll is different. The biochemistry of the substance doesn't let it use green light very well, so if the Protoss have something that functions similarly but is biochemically different, it would easily explain the different color. Question number two: do Protoss need to be watered? | ||
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Connor5620
Australia200 Posts
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Superbanana
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On November 19 2015 20:34 Connor5620 wrote: why there even is a thread about this i will never know - pretty stupid overall We already take this game too seriously, a joke thread is nice from time to time. But back to the topic: They absorb water with the nipples. | ||
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YumYumGranola
Canada346 Posts
Back in BW I just had the feeling like he was a lot cooler in general. His character was gruff and curmudgeonly, kind of like a Protoss version of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. I just don't get that vibe from him anymore. He just seems like generic-old-man-mumbling-cliches-about-prophesies kinda guy these days. I haven't really gotten into LoTV (it's been tough getting past those nipples), so maybe his character gets more interesting. | ||
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phagga
Switzerland2194 Posts
On November 20 2015 10:05 YumYumGranola wrote: I just had a thought about Zeratul in SC2 vs in BW... Back in BW I just had the feeling like he was a lot cooler in general. His character was gruff and curmudgeonly, kind of like a Protoss version of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. I just don't get that vibe from him anymore. He just seems like generic-old-man-mumbling-cliches-about-prophesies kinda guy these days. I haven't really gotten into LoTV (it's been tough getting past those nipples), so maybe his character gets more interesting. Finishing the first two missions will already tell you some about his character during LOTV. Do it, it's worth it. | ||
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12129 Posts
On November 19 2015 19:57 Heartland wrote: The real question is why the Protoss just happen to have a two gender system. And why they aren't green from the photosynthesis. Well I would say that they work similarly to Asgards from StarGate. Firstly they were having 2 genders and sex orgies and now they reproduce "carefully" to quote the guy from Korean launch wedding show | ||
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Simberto
Germany11401 Posts
Having more than two genders, on the other hand, gains less gene mixing, but makes reproduction a lot more complicated by the necessity of having individuals of each of the genders around for reproduction. Which i guess would lead to some competetive disadvantages. So i can see two genders being an optimal solution under a lot of circumstances, and apparently on earth most species also gravitate towards having two genders. | ||
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Cuce
Turkey1127 Posts
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NBird
United States24 Posts
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c3rberUs
Japan11285 Posts
On November 19 2015 19:57 Heartland wrote: The real question is why the Protoss just happen to have a two gender system. And why they aren't green from the photosynthesis. It's not an issue if you look at real plants. There are 'male' flowers and 'female' flowers and there are also species with male and female parts on the same flower iirc. | ||
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Entenmann
Germany7 Posts
even photosynthesists need nutrients and liquids. maybe they sleep in a nutritive solution and do all the metabolism through their skin. | ||
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NasusAndDraven
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Just makes me wonder why blizzard didnt give the campaing protoss girls a bigger rack. Copying so much from LoL so why not also give the fans some sexy characters to look at while palying aswell. Also lol at you guys wondering about the science of photosynthesis and how viable its actually for the protoss race. This is a universe with psionic powers and everything. Who is to say the way protoss gets energy from stars is in any way similar to the plants on planet earth. Maybe its magical. | ||
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Drakelon91
Singapore4 Posts
"They(terrans) speak with orifices" when questioned why terrans are lower beings As to boobs, they mostly wear armour so Either Selendis and co. have thinner boob armour, or adepts have thicker boob armour. Or the more interesting theory, the adepts are trying to seduce the terran units. | ||
BLinD-RawR
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Dav1oN
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Heartland
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B.I.G.
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Jaedrik
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On November 21 2015 20:27 Drakelon91 wrote: I don't think that's the most likely interpretation. "Orifices" seems to indicate they don't have a colloquial term for mouth. It's more likely Rohana is a racist jerk who disdains sentient beings that have mouths because lower animals normally have mouths too.So this may be a spoiler so I'll take it as such, but there's a conversation with Rohana where she says+ Show Spoiler + "They(terrans) speak with orifices" when questioned why terrans are lower beings | ||
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zeratul_jf
United States808 Posts
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Laserist
Turkey4269 Posts
Blizz didn't put any "boobs" to female protoss characters overall and in BW there were no nipples as well. But also Blizz tends to "feminize" protoss woman in SC2 which is not really surprising. I bet you wouldn't distingush Raszagal from other males if there were no voice over. I am glad that this is brought up here in TL.net | ||
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Schelim
Austria11528 Posts
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deacon.frost
Czech Republic12129 Posts
On November 23 2015 20:17 Schelim wrote: why do male humans have nipples? So they don't look weird at the swimming pool Anyway - search for Male lactation. At your own risk, though Edit> Also a colleague of mine reminded me what happens when a boy is born Not sure how that's called, it's not a lactation per se, she stated that it's probably Galactorrhea.(we do not know how it's named in Czech so it's hard to find in English :D) | ||
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Superbanana
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All the girls on shakuras are crazy over Zeratul and his sexy nipples. Its well known, in fact, its a trending topic on the khala #Zeratulnipples. Zeratul likes to spend time in the void to avoid the constant harassment from fangirls. | ||
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