They got Ahri, Zed (that got fed to hell early because people are goddamn fucktards and stick around and get greedy) and Vayne.
We have Lee and Karma so shit lategame, and Jax, Corki, Xerath on top of that.

What do we do?
Well we chase for kills from our inhib turret to their goddamn fucking blue buff so that we can get 4v1'd by the respawned guys (while yelling that you create space, 'cause dying is mandatory to do it; are you also getting camped, mr. wannabe shitterofdeathx?), we hit a Lee Q and jump in right after we agree to poke, then flash into the rest of the team so Shen gets a 5-man taunt, we run around alone without vision, we try to 1v1 their assassins as squishies, or you know, WE FUCKING WALK RIGHT INTO THEIR GODDAMN INHIB TURRET as Karma and gift the game by eating a Charm to the face while poking your fucking head out like that.

YEAH, MORON. WHEN I SAID "LET XERATH POKE", I MEANT XERATH, NOR YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD, POKING OUT OF THE COVER. NOPE, THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S DONE. YOU HAPPY, FUCKING TRASH?

0-7 today was sponsored by "that luck that made you doubt people's gf" for 4 of the first 5, and goddamn fucking trash and raging teammates that think they're hot shit for the remaining two.

I don't even ask to be carried or to have super amazing teammates. I JUST WANT THESE FUCKTARDS NOT TO FORGET THEIR GODDAMN BRAINS AT THE ENTRANCE. Is this too much to ask?

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

April 15 2014 07:54 GMT

#11024

I think my biggest pet peeve is Kha'zixs who jump a screen and are like WTF NO CAME. You jumped a screen, people have to walk. Use your brain, sheesh.

SagaZ

France3460 Posts

April 15 2014 21:59 GMT

#11025

Seriously who the fuck at riot wakes up and thinks "let's take this champion that not a lot of people play and nerf him to the ground just because we can"

Roffles

Pitcairn19291 Posts

April 15 2014 21:59 GMT

#11026

On April 16 2014 06:59 SagaZ wrote:
Seriously who the fuck at riot wakes up and thinks "let's take this champion that not a lot of people play and nerf him to the ground just because we can"

Morello probably got raped by it, so he decided to nerfbat it like Irelia.

lol

Cheap0

United States540 Posts

April 16 2014 09:06 GMT

#11027

Last 5 games have all featured a top laner who loses lane somewhere between moderately badly and horribly badly. Ugh. Guess I'm not getting Plat any time soon.

IamPryda

United States1186 Posts

April 16 2014 09:43 GMT

#11028

some im done with league till they fix that stupied fucking jungle item half the games I play our jungler ignores team till 20 mins then runs around like a retard trying to 1v5 saying omg to hard to carry.

Bulgaria4180 Posts

April 16 2014 12:06 GMT

#11029

The new Rengar....

Karis Vas Ryaar

United States4396 Posts

April 17 2014 04:23 GMT

#11030

have an aram with a vayne who decides to try to tumble past the entire enemy team when they have two base turrets up and we lose. then calls me terrible for having a bunch of deaths on akali, despite the fact that I was the reason we won like the last 3 fights and were probably going to win the game.

739

Bearded Elder29905 Posts

April 17 2014 06:12 GMT

#11031

Since I've started playing supports I started getting idiot people in my team that always keeps feeding mid/top lane and junglers are non-existent whole game. So I'm playing Blitz, landing them hooks like a boss, killing that bot lane and zoning them pretty hard and top Renek goes 0/4 in first 10minutes against Ryze, mid picks Akali against Malzahar and feed him 3 kills in first 10 minutes and blames it on lag... Our jungler doesn't gank and if he ganked mid or top he was just feeding kills... Damn can't carry as support. I mean I did some really good grabs in late game, but that's it.

When I was playing jungle or mid or adc I could carry my team easily and I was actually getting pretty decent teams and now? Curse of playing supports. I'm 6lp away from my promos and I just keep on losing/winning 1 by 1 so I can't get there, goddamn it !

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

April 17 2014 08:26 GMT

#11032

God damnit riot every time I want to play some lol again I run into something horribly stupid you've done. Improving the bots before making the client less turd or adding in replay? No wonder I play one or two games and go back to dota.

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

April 17 2014 12:45 GMT

#11033

Five games today:

First game - 6/3/0 Ziggs, soloed Nidalee twice in a row, then I realize I have our only 2 kills (Score is 2-10). Try to roam and start dying. We surrender around 20 minutes
Second game - 10/0/12 Annie supp, the Vayne we were versing was terrible. 25 min win
Third game - 12/3/6 Ryze top, win 41 min game (Felt bad for enemy shaco, he was like 7/1/5 at 15 minutes)
Fourth game - 0/2/0 Sona supp, we have two d/cs at lvl 1 (Enemy team had one d/c). We let them push and end
Fifth game - 2/2/0 Ryze top vs Nasus, again I have two d/cs at lvl 1, except this time the enemy team has all their players and whilst I kill Nasus twice it doesn't matter as they have bot inhib.

In the d/c games no-one was in both games on both winning teams so I didn't think it was some form of DDoS or drophack, but just really shit luck

GrandInquisitor

New York City13113 Posts

April 17 2014 13:54 GMT

#11034

I just realized I haven't added anyone to my blacklist in nearly a month. I've had many crappy games since then, including some dc's, but no one deserving of The List in that time. Hooray! Maybe Gold really is better than Silver.

I guess this is the QQ thread and not the Awesomeness thread, so let me share with you some highlights from The List. These are all Silver III to Gold V games. Names removed to protect the horrible:

* [Player]: 0/10 Shen that rushed Wit's End and Merc Treads vs Pantheon
* [Player]: Bronzie lying about being "Silver II" smurf, can only play Top, but could not actually play Top
* [Player]: In champ select: "Don't own supports. Can't mid. Ahri support don't worry"
* [Player]: Toxic Katarina who built Mejai's at 1/9/0
* [Player]: In champ select: "I trust Gold over Silver" (in other words, Gold V 0 LP who picks below, but at the same time as, a Silver I 100 LP, and this is back when MMR determined pick order) steals jungle role. Instalocks Warwick jungle and is 0/7/2 before level 6.
* [Player]: Literally said in team chat: "Kassadin don't fucking gank other lanes that's MY JOB" and wouldn't give me blue buff because of it

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 17 2014 16:19 GMT

#11035

--- Nuked ---

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

April 17 2014 21:34 GMT

#11036

I hate when people steal like waves of 30 creeps from you repeatedly and then later are like WHERE'S YOUR FAARM. I don't know, why don't you check everyone else's inflated cs numbers. How bout the Syndra going for Zhonyas against Warwick who dies instantly? -_-

I don't even care if you steal it, just use it wisely and then don't blame me later when I'm not as tanky as I should be.

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

April 18 2014 03:48 GMT

#11037

On April 17 2014 22:54 GrandInquisitor wrote:
I just realized I haven't added anyone to my blacklist in nearly a month. I've had many crappy games since then, including some dc's, but no one deserving of The List in that time. Hooray! Maybe Gold really is better than Silver.

I guess this is the QQ thread and not the Awesomeness thread, so let me share with you some highlights from The List. These are all Silver III to Gold V games. Names removed to protect the horrible:

* [Player]: 0/10 Shen that rushed Wit's End and Merc Treads vs Pantheon
* [Player]: Bronzie lying about being "Silver II" smurf, can only play Top, but could not actually play Top
* [Player]: In champ select: "Don't own supports. Can't mid. Ahri support don't worry"
* [Player]: Toxic Katarina who built Mejai's at 1/9/0
* [Player]: In champ select: "I trust Gold over Silver" (in other words, Gold V 0 LP who picks below, but at the same time as, a Silver I 100 LP, and this is back when MMR determined pick order) steals jungle role. Instalocks Warwick jungle and is 0/7/2 before level 6.
* [Player]: Literally said in team chat: "Kassadin don't fucking gank other lanes that's MY JOB" and wouldn't give me blue buff because of it

Is your blacklist your ignore list or a different one?

Apparently I have ignore 98 people on my main since Oce came out, doesn't surprise me on this server tbh

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 19 2014 01:54 GMT

#11038

--- Nuked ---

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

April 19 2014 03:56 GMT

#11039

I had a Xin who jungled and missed his first two ults then died 1v2. How do you miss Xin ult on stationary targets? Like I don't even... nevermind why are you trying to 1v2 for no apparent reason.

aurawashere

Canada454 Posts

April 19 2014 05:09 GMT

#11040

d/c from a game im winning 25 mins in, cannot reconnect due to firewall game ends like 20 minutes fucking later and it shows up as a victory in my match history wut?