So I'm playing Sivir..
Leona can't play Leona because she doesn't know the matchups bot. Like AT ALL. Thresh zones me and she just stand there, not doing anything about it, like make use of your fucking passive for once, it's why trading with you is so goddamn favourable most of the time..
Our jungle Aatrox build glass canon, so he can never really engage.. We also have a Katarina and our Gragas is never around or dozing off or something, basically never doing what he's supposed to do..

They have a Thresh, Vayne, Orianna, Lissandra and a Fiora (in the jungle)

And then, when our Kata started saying Sivir isn't viable in soloq, I knew this wasn't a game to win. It was actually quite funny how one sided the teamfights were...

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 12 2014 11:51 GMT

#11003

Yo, fucktard Xin. You're fed. With a glass-cannon build. You'd like to duo nash. Fine.

But don't do it without vision of the enemy team nor a pink on nash.
Don't initiate 4v5.
When I shield you as Orianna and 4 of them pile on you, DON'T FUCKING ULT RIGHT AWAY and make me airball mine instead of winning a teamfight for free.
Don't stand alone in a lane when they have Blitz, Fizz, Panth and WW.

And then you go and blame the team? Go fuck yourself cocky shit.

Jinx-dumbass, when Zed is focusing you everything, you don't wait for you 6th item to buy QSS. And you don't fucking run away from the support Lulu every time, she won't always have Flash up to ult or crucible you.
Lissandra, when you ping an enemy to kill him, don't fucking run away as soon as I cc him and let me get 2v1'd. Also, whent heir Ryze is super fed and still has 30 MR 35 minutes in and you have a DFG, you fucking kill him, not Lucian or Mundo.
For fuck's sake. Perfectly winnable game thrown away.

Sakray

France2198 Posts

April 12 2014 18:32 GMT

#11004

Cancer is strong in this game

goiflin

Canada1218 Posts

April 12 2014 22:52 GMT

#11005

So someone in my game is drophacking on the opposing team, but they're doing it in such a way that I get kills, so that they can frame me for a report.

God I hate this fucking community.

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

April 12 2014 23:58 GMT

#11006

I personally hate this new Feral Flame because how it encourages 100% farming and 0 ganks, like if the enemy jungler is ganking more and pressuring the whole map, taking dragons, etc. with Shyvana while you just hammer away at those wraiths its pretty much GG

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

April 13 2014 00:31 GMT

#11007

Failed my promo to plat 3 for like the 5th time. This time I was up 1-0 in my series, had a game that should have been 100% in the bag and our Fizz just quits because he's angry he isn't getting any blue buffs.

Game 3, my Nidalee mid isn't even there for the first 6 minutes or so while I get invaded by Nocturne and our Ashe hits 2 of about 15 arrows while being 100 cs down on their Cait. She was abysmally far behind before any jungler was bot. I try to help early, but Alistar misses his flash q, I get Morgana qed in the face, and then Nocturne comes (he's 6 because guess what, his mid wasn't afk for the first 6 minutes of the game).

Everyone on my team is sub 100 cs while the enemy team is like twice that at one point. Olaf it was understandable, he had to deal with the spillover from Nid being afk for so long, but good god.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 13 2014 01:02 GMT

#11008

Who picks Swain into LB and Anivia top into Shyvana, none of them even warding and thus feeding kills at level 3 from Nocturne ganks, all in the same game?

Braindead week-end warriors, that's who.

Shottaz

United Kingdom414 Posts

April 13 2014 06:22 GMT

#11009

Why do some people play without any runes?

*Just played support to an Ashe, 50 creeps at 16 minutes. I decided to start farming and overtook her almost instantly.

GolemMadness

Canada11044 Posts

April 13 2014 06:27 GMT

#11010

On April 13 2014 15:22 Shottaz wrote:
Why do some people play without any runes?

*Just played support to an Ashe, 50 creeps at 16 minutes. I decided to start farming and overtook her almost instantly.

What level are you?

Shottaz

United Kingdom414 Posts

April 13 2014 16:53 GMT

#11011

On April 13 2014 15:27 GolemMadness wrote:

Show nested quote +

What level are you?

28.5

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 13 2014 22:19 GMT

#11012

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Anggroth

United Kingdom345 Posts

April 13 2014 23:26 GMT

#11013

1/1 in promo series, hit champ select and two people call jungle, ofc they both whine that they're awesome jungle, then the enemy bans yi as the last, and both of them go "oh they banned Yi don't wanna jungle anymore" they proceed to pick GP top and Eve jungle and end the game with 3 kills and 15 deaths between them.

I guess it's karma (not the champion) because my last two games to get there had two leavers on the enemy team each time.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 14 2014 02:42 GMT

#11014

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schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

April 14 2014 02:58 GMT

#11015

On April 14 2014 11:42 krndandaman wrote:
I swear, if I had at least stable ping and god forbid ping under 120 I'd be at the very least d5 right now.

can't believe i'm actually managing to stay in plat 2/3 despite playing with 120-140 ping with spikes upwards to 2k ping randomly in fights/lane and the occasional character freeze where my champ just walks into tower and suicides.

ever since my family replaced our tv with one that has wifi internet has been lagging like shit.

and to think I complained when I had stable 80 ping in college and thought it was too high. fuck

120-140 ping? Damn son, you should have seen the dark days of no Oceania server, minimum 200 ping for me on NA 24/7

InfSunday

United States735 Posts

April 14 2014 04:38 GMT

#11016

Last game to get into promo series to diamond V, 14/3/8 on LB, but after I instakill someone on the enemy team the end result is always a 1v4 against me. Diamond will have to wait until tomorrow I guess.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 14 2014 05:11 GMT

#11017

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Swords

6038 Posts

April 14 2014 06:40 GMT

#11018

Man, tonight sucked. I'm on a 5-6 game losing streak now, so this is mostly me qq-ing at myself, but I feel like I've lost my ability to direct gameflow. Every game tonight, except for maybe one I played pretty well - won lane or had a bunch of successful ganks out of the jungle but then it never turned into anything and we'd inevitably collapse. I think I'm starting to undervalue objectives for some reason and maybe instead of trying to help other lanes I just need to go hard for towers. I definitely need to get my teams contesting or getting dragon more often. Every game I played tonight my team had terrible dragon control and I need to fix that.

Since this is a qq therapy thread though, here are a few highlights.

1. Winning lane against a Ahri as Leblanc. Kill her once, roam top and get Riven a kill. Get back to lane, force Ahri to back (just missed killing her), Warwick towerdives her with nobody around, gives her our blue buff, and puts her right back into the lane.

2. Get told to "never play ranked again" by a duo bot Cait/Lux who got dumpstered by Vayne/Thresh. Lux didn't even buy a sightstone or attempt to ward. I probably did need to gank for them more often, all of our lanes were losing, and getting the adc/support big might've been good. Each time I did gank they focused the 3/4 health Thresh who was running away instead of the Vayne hitting them in the face. They would literally walk past her and ignore her while she procced silver bolts multiple times.

3. Two separate Katarina players feeding 11 kills each game and doing negative damage.

4. An IBG rush Nasus who refused to group and slowly pissed objectives and the game away by trying to farm nonstop (he didn't take teleport).

Like I said though, that many losses is on me, not my teammates. I gotta get more dragons and take more towers so even if my teammates are doing poorly they'll at least have some gold.

Omnishroud

1073 Posts

April 14 2014 07:46 GMT

#11019

Yesterday a leona got mad when she and her duoQ didnt follow their botlane into tribrush when i pinged it like fucking crazy and i got caught out. I got close enough to ward it and wasn't quick enough on my decoy (kong) to avoid morg binding. Our jinx then got a double kill but we still ended up 3 for 2.

Leona then asks "Wukong can you walk in your own jungle please". I just lolled.

Probably ~6 deaths later in botlane, they both decide to play dongerdash or whatever they called it, the art of running to the enemy nexus without dying.

2/32 botlane by the end of the game, kennen played well top. Our mid afk'd when he fed 0/4 and saw what botlane was doing.

Is a 3 for 2 trade because of 1 mistake really worth all that. I mean really. I had picked up 2 kills from mid because their ori was retarded and stayed in lane everytime she killed zed. I was 2/1 and bot 2/2 after that tribrush incident. Was it really fuckin worth it?