You as a Minion & Your Spell(s)

Trozz [2]
Combo: draw a card
Deathrattle: discard a card
Spell Power: +1
1/3

I'm kind of janky,
but at least the haiku holds.
Here's a spell I'd like:

Trozz's Squelch [1]
Deal 1 damage to the enemy hero, then silence all minions.

Nyrr [0]
Stealth
0/1

wabut [0]
Charge
Battlecry: Destroy four of your mana crystals. If you do, draw 2 cards.
0/1

G.K. [1] (Pirate!)
Stealth
1/1

Obesechicken [1]
Enrage: Both players play with their hands revealed.
Deathrattle: Deal 3 damage to the enemy hero.
1/1

Trozz [2]
Combo: draw a card
Deathrattle: discard a card
Spell Power: +1
1/3

Glacierz [2]
1/1
Stealth
Your opponents plays with the top card of their deck revealed.

Doctor Faustus [2]
At the end of your turn, you have a 50% chance to discard the top card a card from your opponent's deck.
0/4

Incubated [2]
At the start of your turn, summon a 1/1 Angry Chicken with Enrage: +5 Attack.
0/3

Shock710 [2]
Battlecry: Summon a 0/2 QT or a 1/1 Naeun.
1/2

Jrkirby [2]
Battlecry: Destroy target minion with deathrattle. Gain that deathrattle.
2/3

LunaSaint's Totem [2]
Whenever a friendly character is reduced to 1 Health, restore 1 of its Health.
0/4

eXdeath [3]
Battlecry: Destroy a random enemy minion and deal its Attack damage to your hero.
2/1

Rst1728 [3]
Deathrattle: Summon another random minion from a graveyard.
1/2

MrSandman [3]
Battlecry: Reset all minions to their original Attack, Health, and effects.
3/3

CARRAS [3]
BATTLECRY: KILL ALL MURLOCS
2/3

Unstable [3]
Battlecry: Deal 4 damage to two random minions.
Combo: Your opponent draws a card for each minion destroyed this turn.
3/4

Miyu [4] (Beast!)
Miyu can't be attacked by minions. Miyu can't taunt.
2/2

Strider [4] (Demon!)
Spell Damage +2
Battlecry: Destroy a friendly minion.
3/4

LunaSaint [4]
Whenever a friendly character is reduced to 1 Health, restore 1 of its Health.
3/5

Artemis [4]
Battlecry: Summon two 1/1 Boars.
Combo: Other minions summoned this turn have Charge.
3/4

Usus [4]
1/5
At the end of your turn, give a random enemy minion -1 Health.
Deathrattle: Deal 3 damage to each hero.

Vascular [4]
Choose one - Gain Deathrattle: Summon a 0/3 Thing with Taunt, or Transform a friendly minion into a 3/1 Thing with Taunt.
3/4

Immortal VoirDire [4]
4/4
Immune during your turn.

Inschato [5]
Deathrattle: Destroy all enemy minions.
At the end of your turn, deal 1 damage to your hero.
0/5

Difunto [5]
Deathrattle: Summon a 1/3 Skeleton with Taunt.
Charge
4/1

Cade Flayer [5]
Charge. Deathrattle: Deal 2 damage to all friendly characters.
At the end of your turn, an opponent gains control of this.
5/1

Denvar [5]
At the start of your turn, freeze a random enemy.
3/5

FetTerBender´s Arcane Battery [5]
Battlecry: Put an 'Arcane Missiles' spell into your hand.
Deathrattle: Discard a card.
At the end of your turn, put an 'Arcane Missiles' spell into your hand.
0/1

Korlin [5]
Taunt
At the end of your turn, gain Divine Shield.
2/5

Wildmoon [5]
Attacks bypass Taunt.
4/4

Advantageous [5]
Battlecry: Freeze and Silence a minion. Give that minion -2/+3.
4/3

kochanfe [5]
Battlecry: Give all enemy minions -1 Attack.
4/3

Leopoldshark [6] (Beast!)
When this attacks a minion, deal 2 damage to adjacent minions.
4/5

Acronysis [6]
Battlecry: Choose another minion. When that minion dies, this gets +3/+3.
4/4

Piledriver [6]
Battlecry: Destroy a minion and gain its attack and health, then sleep for 3 turns.
5/5.

Asmodeus [6] (Demon!)
Other friendly characters take 1 less damage. Deathrattle: Restore 1 health to all friendly characters.
6/6

Squall [6] (Beast!)
At the end of your turn, gain Stealth.
Squall cannot gain or recover Health.
4/2

tomnov [7]
Control the random effects of cards you cast.
0/7

Mythandier [7]
Whenever Mythandier kills a minion, summon a 2/2 Fledgling Vampire.
Deathrattle: Return to owner's hand.
4/5

Gyges, Wandering Philosopher [7]
Deathrattle: Swap hands with your opponent
3/7

SteelAvocado [7] (Fruit!)
Battlecry: Give enemy minions -1/-1.
3/3

YourGoodFriend, Big Troll [7]
Taunt. At the end of your turn, give a random enemy minion +1 attack.
1/11

Mercury [7]
Battlecry: Draw a card. That card costs 0.
Deathrattle: Return to owner's hand.
0/3

Helios (7)
Battlecry: Summon three 1/1 worshipers with Taunt.
Worshipers gain +1/+1.
2/2

Umasi [7]
Battlecry: Deal 7 damage randomly split among enemy characters, your hero, and this.
Stealth
4/2


Adori Vita Vis [8]
Battlecry: Destroy a random damaged enemy minion.
6/7

Hiicantpk [8]
Battlecry: Deal 1 damage to all enemies for each enemy minion.
Taunt
4/7

FreedomMurder [8]
Taunt. Deathrattle: Silence all enemy minions.
6/7

Drazerk [10]
Taunt. Deathrattle: Summon 1/1 Ravens until your side of the battlefield is full.
8/8

UltiBahamut [10] (Dragon!)
Battlecry: Destroy 4 of your opponent's mana crystals.
12/12

SteffoDeffo [10]
Battlecry: Heal all characters to full health.
Deathrattle: Deal 10 damage to all characters.
2/8

Trozz's Squelch [1]
Deal 1 damage to the enemy hero, then silence ALL minions.

Glacierz's Maphack [1]
Reveal your opponents' hands.

dAPhREAk's Justice [2]
Destroy a random minion controlled by each player.

Zdrastochye's Death Fight [3]
Two target minions with the same power attack each other.

Jrkirby's Test [3]
Deal 3 damage to target minion. If it survives, heal that minion to full and it gets +3/+3.

luck_star21's Lucky Star [3]
Deal 1-20 damage to a random minion.

Korlin's Fear [4]
Silence a minion. That minion can't attack.

Mythandier's Mind Flay [4]
Destroy one of your opponent's mana crystals. Draw a card.

FusioN.Strider's Call [7]
Summon a 1/1 Sheep, 0/1 Frog with Taunt, 1/1 Boar with Charge, 1/1 Snake with Stealth, 2/2 Hyena, or 5/5 Devilsaur at random until your side of the battlefield is full.

Piledriver's All-in! [10]
Your minions cost 0 this turn. At the end of the turn, an opponent gains control of all minions summoned this turn.

1. Jrkirby
2. Korlin's Fear
3. Cade Flayer
4. Squall
5. Mercury