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gedanbarai
Profile Joined February 2009
United States64 Posts
February 20 2009 21:02 GMT
#141
oh gee i feel really guilty now, i laughed through that whole thing
its a monkey eat monkey world out there
sick sense of humor (sorry)
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
February 20 2009 21:02 GMT
#142
On February 21 2009 05:24 ilj.psa wrote:
wtf? either this is fake or im seriously underestimating their strengh

Do you not realize just how powerful "5 times human strength" is?

To quote the link Jibba posted:


Now, let me say now that there's just no way to compare any man to an adult chimpanzee, orangutan, or gorilla. An experiment conducted in the Bronx Zoo in 1924 compared the strength of a 165-pound adult man, and a 165-pound male chimp named "Boma", and a 135-pound female chimp named "Suzette".
They compared how much weight the human could pull with one arm to that of the apes, the adult man managed to pull 200 pound before reaching his maximum. The male chimp, on the other hand, pulled 847 pounds of weight with one arm, and the female chimpanzee 1,260 pounds.

Furhermore:

On one occasion, a log fell into the exhibit of an orangutan, one which four or five humans could not even budge after trying to remove it, however when one of the orangutan's was annoyed with its presence, it threw the log out as if it weighed nothing with one arm.
...
a chimp in the wild has the strength of 4 to 7 adult men, however generally five adult men.
An orangutan has the strength of 5 to 8 adult men, however generally 7 adult men.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 20 2009 21:25 GMT
#143

guess that explains this clip, the chimp wasn't even trying
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 21:40:59
February 20 2009 21:40 GMT
#144
I don't think these tests are necessarily fair.
Grabbing the branch of a tree and pulling a rope is the same muscle group.
Pulling a weight is the same thing too.
When they attack it sounds like they try to rip, again with the same muscle group. Pulling towards them.

(This is just for discussion's sake , I'm not pretending to be an evolutionary scientist: )
Humans are more balanced and we certainly have more power in our leg muscles than our arms.
Able to change direction quickly and push outwards with a spear, or throw projectiles.

We must have some kind of advantage, because very recently on an evolutionary timescale we were directly pitted against these types creatures and comfortably won.
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HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 21:53:34
February 20 2009 21:52 GMT
#145
On February 21 2009 06:25 ilj.psa wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMpWm6ECgQ
guess that explains this clip, the chimp wasn't even trying


That's not a chimp buddy.
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Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2748 Posts
February 20 2009 21:52 GMT
#146
"PLEASE shoot him"

"it's ok, they are shooting at him"

"but he's not dead"

"They will shoot him untill he is dead"

LOL
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2748 Posts
February 20 2009 21:55 GMT
#147
On February 21 2009 06:40 Klive5ive wrote:
I don't think these tests are necessarily fair.
Grabbing the branch of a tree and pulling a rope is the same muscle group.
Pulling a weight is the same thing too.
When they attack it sounds like they try to rip, again with the same muscle group. Pulling towards them.

(This is just for discussion's sake , I'm not pretending to be an evolutionary scientist: )
Humans are more balanced and we certainly have more power in our leg muscles than our arms.
Able to change direction quickly and push outwards with a spear, or throw projectiles.

We must have some kind of advantage, because very recently on an evolutionary timescale we were directly pitted against these types creatures and comfortably won.



I don't think it had anything to do with our physics per see. I tought it was something with our brains? Like we are smarter?
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 22:13:01
February 20 2009 22:08 GMT
#148
On February 21 2009 06:55 Navane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2009 06:40 Klive5ive wrote:
I don't think these tests are necessarily fair.
Grabbing the branch of a tree and pulling a rope is the same muscle group.
Pulling a weight is the same thing too.
When they attack it sounds like they try to rip, again with the same muscle group. Pulling towards them.

(This is just for discussion's sake , I'm not pretending to be an evolutionary scientist: )
Humans are more balanced and we certainly have more power in our leg muscles than our arms.
Able to change direction quickly and push outwards with a spear, or throw projectiles.

We must have some kind of advantage, because very recently on an evolutionary timescale we were directly pitted against these types creatures and comfortably won.



I don't think it had anything to do with our physics per see. I tought it was something with our brains? Like we are smarter?

Yeah obviously. How much smarter we are than apes is another issue; intelligence doesn't help THAT much when you're in a survival battle to kill more prey and stop from being killed yourself. (or do you think it does?)

Edit: What I'm saying is that out physics must've helped, at least initially. Walking upright and being able to use our hands wasn't a co-incidence.
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Person514cs
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1004 Posts
February 20 2009 22:11 GMT
#149
Which is stronger? A wolf or chimpanzee?
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HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
February 20 2009 22:12 GMT
#150
No no we can change directions moar quickly. Thats how we won them.

j/k :p
Listen to The Special One
HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
February 20 2009 22:16 GMT
#151
On February 21 2009 07:11 Person514cs wrote:
Which is stronger? A wolf or chimpanzee?

A fully grown chimp would prolly maul that wolf to death in a few swings.
Listen to The Special One
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 22:19:28
February 20 2009 22:17 GMT
#152
On February 21 2009 07:11 Person514cs wrote:
Which is stronger? A wolf or chimpanzee?

Wolf attacks chimpanzee -> wolf is flying to the moon 2 seconds later O_o
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 20 2009 22:20 GMT
#153
On February 21 2009 06:40 Klive5ive wrote:
I don't think these tests are necessarily fair.
Grabbing the branch of a tree and pulling a rope is the same muscle group.
Pulling a weight is the same thing too.
When they attack it sounds like they try to rip, again with the same muscle group. Pulling towards them.

(This is just for discussion's sake , I'm not pretending to be an evolutionary scientist: )
Humans are more balanced and we certainly have more power in our leg muscles than our arms.
Able to change direction quickly and push outwards with a spear, or throw projectiles.

We must have some kind of advantage, because very recently on an evolutionary timescale we were directly pitted against these types creatures and comfortably won.

in groups and with hand-made weapons sure.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 22:25:30
February 20 2009 22:24 GMT
#154
On February 21 2009 07:11 Person514cs wrote:
Which is stronger? A wolf or chimpanzee?

similar animals, which prolly similar results, the chimp would prolly break his spinal cord before the wolf even gets a grip of him.


btw this "Animal Face-off" series are awesome (click twice to watch)
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 20 2009 22:40 GMT
#155
On February 21 2009 06:52 Navane wrote:
"PLEASE shoot him"

"it's ok, they are shooting at him"

"but he's not dead"

"They will shoot him untill he is dead"

LOL


hahaha
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7227 Posts
February 20 2009 22:41 GMT
#156
On February 21 2009 04:00 Psychobabas wrote:


and about Violent Chimpanzee Behaviour:

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-would-a-chimpanzee-at

"What happens when people decide they can't live with a chimpanzee pet any longer?
There are chimpanzee sanctuaries. If you want to put a chimp in a sanctuary, I would think you would have to come with a lot of money—it's pretty much for lifelong maintenance. A chimp can live for about 50 years, and 10 is usually the age when people don't want them any more. So that's 40 years of care."

Or just poison the bastard...



what I wanna know about these videos is who has the balls to film them. Seems like you have to get lucky to set up the cameras and catch anything. If its an actual person filming and not a camera posted up there how come the people dont get attacked. Im sure the chimps can smell them.
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 20 2009 22:50 GMT
#157
On February 21 2009 07:41 Sadist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2009 04:00 Psychobabas wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

and about Violent Chimpanzee Behaviour:

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-would-a-chimpanzee-at

"What happens when people decide they can't live with a chimpanzee pet any longer?
There are chimpanzee sanctuaries. If you want to put a chimp in a sanctuary, I would think you would have to come with a lot of money—it's pretty much for lifelong maintenance. A chimp can live for about 50 years, and 10 is usually the age when people don't want them any more. So that's 40 years of care."

Or just poison the bastard...



what I wanna know about these videos is who has the balls to film them. Seems like you have to get lucky to set up the cameras and catch anything. If its an actual person filming and not a camera posted up there how come the people dont get attacked. Im sure the chimps can smell them.

Extremely long range capture equipment, including the microphones.
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Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7227 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 22:54:04
February 20 2009 22:53 GMT
#158
On February 21 2009 07:50 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2009 07:41 Sadist wrote:
On February 21 2009 04:00 Psychobabas wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

and about Violent Chimpanzee Behaviour:

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-would-a-chimpanzee-at

"What happens when people decide they can't live with a chimpanzee pet any longer?
There are chimpanzee sanctuaries. If you want to put a chimp in a sanctuary, I would think you would have to come with a lot of money—it's pretty much for lifelong maintenance. A chimp can live for about 50 years, and 10 is usually the age when people don't want them any more. So that's 40 years of care."

Or just poison the bastard...



what I wanna know about these videos is who has the balls to film them. Seems like you have to get lucky to set up the cameras and catch anything. If its an actual person filming and not a camera posted up there how come the people dont get attacked. Im sure the chimps can smell them.

Extremely long range capture equipment, including the microphones.


we talking a guy with a camera on a giant pole or a remote controlled device or something?
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 22:57:15
February 20 2009 22:56 GMT
#159
On February 21 2009 07:53 Sadist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2009 07:50 Jibba wrote:
On February 21 2009 07:41 Sadist wrote:
On February 21 2009 04:00 Psychobabas wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

and about Violent Chimpanzee Behaviour:

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-would-a-chimpanzee-at

"What happens when people decide they can't live with a chimpanzee pet any longer?
There are chimpanzee sanctuaries. If you want to put a chimp in a sanctuary, I would think you would have to come with a lot of money—it's pretty much for lifelong maintenance. A chimp can live for about 50 years, and 10 is usually the age when people don't want them any more. So that's 40 years of care."

Or just poison the bastard...



what I wanna know about these videos is who has the balls to film them. Seems like you have to get lucky to set up the cameras and catch anything. If its an actual person filming and not a camera posted up there how come the people dont get attacked. Im sure the chimps can smell them.

Extremely long range capture equipment, including the microphones.


we talking a guy with a camera on a giant pole or a remote controlled device or something?


I once watched this documentary where they used remote controlled cams that could zoom in really far and even drive around and shit, and they used elephants to deploy them, was really cool.

Oh found an image:
[image loading]


Animals got so close that they even noticed their reflection in the lens, pretty neat.
[image loading]
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 20 2009 23:17 GMT
#160
On February 21 2009 01:20 fast ball player wrote:
Xanax is a depressent so I don't think they fed him Xanax. That monkey was probably on coke.


drugs work differently on different people, so what makes you think it wouldn't cause another SPECIES to go berserk?

PS- I know some ex pillheads who have gone on crazy xanax binges and have done all kinds of gnarly shit.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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