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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 14 2009 15:51 GMT
#201
On May 14 2009 23:02 alffla wrote:
wow i didnt see this thread earlier.
i lisned to the 911 call
that was fucked up man

and i felt kinda frustrated at the operator too lol


Yeah I almost thought that he was being slow on purpose or something.

The woman kept screaming "he ripped my friend's face off," hmm, I wonder what that means?
^-^
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 17:27:34
May 14 2009 17:24 GMT
#202
oh it totally was posted my bad
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
May 14 2009 17:28 GMT
#203
On May 15 2009 00:27 KaasZerg wrote:
Chimps don't have genes that stunt the development of muscles. Some people have only one muscle supression gene and are very atletic naturally. There is one Russian girl who has no muscle-supression genes at all and she is freakishly strong. Much stronger than the average adult male twice her weight.

Humans have these muscle supression genes to conserve energy. Thats why humans could survive without food for longer times. Our oversized brain consumes 20-25% of our calories so the rest of our body is kind of economy-clas and build for endurance not strength. We rely on weapons, tools and misiles for the last couple of 100.000 years.

I am sorry I don't know the names of the genes and growth-hormones involved.

I've heard the same thing. Humans only use 50-60% of their real strength. I heard it was to prevent injury though.
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 17:38:54
May 14 2009 17:38 GMT
#204
On May 15 2009 02:28 nitram wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2009 00:27 KaasZerg wrote:
Chimps don't have genes that stunt the development of muscles. Some people have only one muscle supression gene and are very atletic naturally. There is one Russian girl who has no muscle-supression genes at all and she is freakishly strong. Much stronger than the average adult male twice her weight.

Humans have these muscle supression genes to conserve energy. Thats why humans could survive without food for longer times. Our oversized brain consumes 20-25% of our calories so the rest of our body is kind of economy-clas and build for endurance not strength. We rely on weapons, tools and misiles for the last couple of 100.000 years.

I am sorry I don't know the names of the genes and growth-hormones involved.

I've heard the same thing. Humans only use 50-60% of their real strength. I heard it was to prevent injury though.


I also have heard this. But what I heard is that it wasn't so much to prevent injury, but rather to allow for finer, gentler motor control. I bet it would be extremely hard for a chimp to tie shoelaces.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
May 14 2009 17:42 GMT
#205
she's lucky the chimp didn go batshit.

batshit>apeshit imo

like, if it went batshit... this thread wouldnt even be here.. it'd be in featured.
Magic84
Profile Joined October 2008
Russian Federation1381 Posts
May 14 2009 21:00 GMT
#206
Oh shit, now that was scary to hear, that's not movies.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
May 14 2009 21:10 GMT
#207
On May 15 2009 02:42 niteReloaded wrote:
she's lucky the chimp didn go batshit.

batshit>apeshit imo

like, if it went batshit... this thread wouldnt even be here.. it'd be in featured.


Rofl that made me laugh.

But yea. crazy apes are scary shit :\
911 operator sounded retarded. you could hear screaming monkey sounds in the back, she's breathing hard, saying the chimp is attacking my friend and he didn't know anything until she said chimpanzee. lol
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 14 2009 21:14 GMT
#208
First 25 seconds of this are sooooooooo funny LOLOLOL>OL

Fucking chimp screaming in the background and the woman panics like SEND THE POLICE THE CHIMP KILLED MY FRIEND and the guy so calm like... what's wrong with your friend? what's the problem with your friend I need to know while the chimp is SCREECHING down the phone....


ahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 21:44:09
May 14 2009 21:43 GMT
#209
On May 15 2009 02:28 nitram wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2009 00:27 KaasZerg wrote:
Chimps don't have genes that stunt the development of muscles. Some people have only one muscle supression gene and are very atletic naturally. There is one Russian girl who has no muscle-supression genes at all and she is freakishly strong. Much stronger than the average adult male twice her weight.

Humans have these muscle supression genes to conserve energy. Thats why humans could survive without food for longer times. Our oversized brain consumes 20-25% of our calories so the rest of our body is kind of economy-clas and build for endurance not strength. We rely on weapons, tools and misiles for the last couple of 100.000 years.

I am sorry I don't know the names of the genes and growth-hormones involved.

I've heard the same thing. Humans only use 50-60% of their real strength. I heard it was to prevent injury though.


There was a neat documentary/show on Discovery channel about people who pull off extreme feats of strength and pain endurance etc when threatened with imminent death.

One lady fell off some rock face and tumbled down a hill and busted up all her bones and like dragged herself miles. One dude had a boulder fall on him (think it was over a ton) and it was sliding on him off the edge of a huge cliff that would have surely killed him. He managed to push the boulder off and in the process ripped a shit load of tendons, ligaments, and muscles. And ofc everyone has heard about the dude who sawed his hand off with a pocket knife to get free from a crevice he fell into. Its pretty amazing stuff.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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