• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 06:50
CEST 12:50
KST 19:50
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team TLMC #5 - Finalists & Open Tournaments2[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt2: Turbulence10Classic Games #3: Rogue vs Serral at BlizzCon10[ASL20] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Ascent10Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview12
Community News
StarCraft II 5.0.15 PTR Patch Notes172BSL 2025 Warsaw LAN + Legends Showmatch2Weekly Cups (Sept 8-14): herO & MaxPax split cups4WardiTV TL Team Map Contest #5 Tournaments1SC4ALL $6,000 Open LAN in Philadelphia8
StarCraft 2
General
Why Storm Should NOT Be Nerfed – A Core Part of Pr StarCraft II 5.0.15 PTR Patch Notes #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time SC4ALL: A North American StarCraft LAN Team TLMC #5 - Finalists & Open Tournaments
Tourneys
RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 19 Stellar Fest KSL Week 80 StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly)
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 491 Night Drive Mutation # 490 Masters of Midnight Mutation # 489 Bannable Offense Mutation # 488 What Goes Around
Brood War
General
ASL ro8 Upper Bracket HYPE VIDEO BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion StarCraft Stellar Forces had bad maps Starcraft: Destruction expansion pack?
Tourneys
[ASL20] Ro16 Group D SC4ALL $1,500 Open Bracket LAN BSL 2025 Warsaw LAN + Legends Showmatch [ASL20] Ro16 Group C
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Borderlands 3 General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion LiquidDota to reintegrate into TL.net
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Big Programming Thread UK Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The Happy Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s)
TL Community
BarCraft in Tokyo Japan for ASL Season5 Final The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Too Many LANs? Tournament Ov…
TrAiDoS
i'm really bored guys
Peanutsc
I <=> 9
KrillinFromwales
A very expensive lesson on ma…
Garnet
hello world
radishsoup
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1971 users

Chimpanzee brutally attacks owner's friend - Page 11

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 9 10 11 All
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
May 14 2009 15:51 GMT
#201
On May 14 2009 23:02 alffla wrote:
wow i didnt see this thread earlier.
i lisned to the 911 call
that was fucked up man

and i felt kinda frustrated at the operator too lol


Yeah I almost thought that he was being slow on purpose or something.

The woman kept screaming "he ripped my friend's face off," hmm, I wonder what that means?
^-^
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 17:27:34
May 14 2009 17:24 GMT
#202
oh it totally was posted my bad
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
May 14 2009 17:28 GMT
#203
On May 15 2009 00:27 KaasZerg wrote:
Chimps don't have genes that stunt the development of muscles. Some people have only one muscle supression gene and are very atletic naturally. There is one Russian girl who has no muscle-supression genes at all and she is freakishly strong. Much stronger than the average adult male twice her weight.

Humans have these muscle supression genes to conserve energy. Thats why humans could survive without food for longer times. Our oversized brain consumes 20-25% of our calories so the rest of our body is kind of economy-clas and build for endurance not strength. We rely on weapons, tools and misiles for the last couple of 100.000 years.

I am sorry I don't know the names of the genes and growth-hormones involved.

I've heard the same thing. Humans only use 50-60% of their real strength. I heard it was to prevent injury though.
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 17:38:54
May 14 2009 17:38 GMT
#204
On May 15 2009 02:28 nitram wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2009 00:27 KaasZerg wrote:
Chimps don't have genes that stunt the development of muscles. Some people have only one muscle supression gene and are very atletic naturally. There is one Russian girl who has no muscle-supression genes at all and she is freakishly strong. Much stronger than the average adult male twice her weight.

Humans have these muscle supression genes to conserve energy. Thats why humans could survive without food for longer times. Our oversized brain consumes 20-25% of our calories so the rest of our body is kind of economy-clas and build for endurance not strength. We rely on weapons, tools and misiles for the last couple of 100.000 years.

I am sorry I don't know the names of the genes and growth-hormones involved.

I've heard the same thing. Humans only use 50-60% of their real strength. I heard it was to prevent injury though.


I also have heard this. But what I heard is that it wasn't so much to prevent injury, but rather to allow for finer, gentler motor control. I bet it would be extremely hard for a chimp to tie shoelaces.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
May 14 2009 17:42 GMT
#205
she's lucky the chimp didn go batshit.

batshit>apeshit imo

like, if it went batshit... this thread wouldnt even be here.. it'd be in featured.
Magic84
Profile Joined October 2008
Russian Federation1381 Posts
May 14 2009 21:00 GMT
#206
Oh shit, now that was scary to hear, that's not movies.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
May 14 2009 21:10 GMT
#207
On May 15 2009 02:42 niteReloaded wrote:
she's lucky the chimp didn go batshit.

batshit>apeshit imo

like, if it went batshit... this thread wouldnt even be here.. it'd be in featured.


Rofl that made me laugh.

But yea. crazy apes are scary shit :\
911 operator sounded retarded. you could hear screaming monkey sounds in the back, she's breathing hard, saying the chimp is attacking my friend and he didn't know anything until she said chimpanzee. lol
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 14 2009 21:14 GMT
#208
First 25 seconds of this are sooooooooo funny LOLOLOL>OL

Fucking chimp screaming in the background and the woman panics like SEND THE POLICE THE CHIMP KILLED MY FRIEND and the guy so calm like... what's wrong with your friend? what's the problem with your friend I need to know while the chimp is SCREECHING down the phone....


ahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 21:44:09
May 14 2009 21:43 GMT
#209
On May 15 2009 02:28 nitram wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2009 00:27 KaasZerg wrote:
Chimps don't have genes that stunt the development of muscles. Some people have only one muscle supression gene and are very atletic naturally. There is one Russian girl who has no muscle-supression genes at all and she is freakishly strong. Much stronger than the average adult male twice her weight.

Humans have these muscle supression genes to conserve energy. Thats why humans could survive without food for longer times. Our oversized brain consumes 20-25% of our calories so the rest of our body is kind of economy-clas and build for endurance not strength. We rely on weapons, tools and misiles for the last couple of 100.000 years.

I am sorry I don't know the names of the genes and growth-hormones involved.

I've heard the same thing. Humans only use 50-60% of their real strength. I heard it was to prevent injury though.


There was a neat documentary/show on Discovery channel about people who pull off extreme feats of strength and pain endurance etc when threatened with imminent death.

One lady fell off some rock face and tumbled down a hill and busted up all her bones and like dragged herself miles. One dude had a boulder fall on him (think it was over a ton) and it was sliding on him off the edge of a huge cliff that would have surely killed him. He managed to push the boulder off and in the process ripped a shit load of tendons, ligaments, and muscles. And ofc everyone has heard about the dude who sawed his hand off with a pocket knife to get free from a crevice he fell into. Its pretty amazing stuff.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Prev 1 9 10 11 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
RSL Revival
10:00
Season 2: Grand Final
Classic vs ZounLIVE!
Tasteless5317
Crank 1010
IndyStarCraft 209
Rex88
3DClanTV 85
CranKy Ducklings76
LiquipediaDiscussion
BSL Open LAN 2025 - War…
08:00
Day 2 - Play Off & Finals Stage
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Tasteless 5317
Crank 1010
IndyStarCraft 209
Rex 88
ProTech82
MindelVK 27
StarCraft: Brood War
Hyuk 5323
Horang2 2624
Rain 2247
Sea 1939
PianO 1674
Flash 1512
BeSt 707
Leta 544
Larva 411
Hyun 152
[ Show more ]
ggaemo 145
Last 137
Mong 100
sorry 85
Soulkey 79
Rush 71
ZZZero.O 66
yabsab 49
ToSsGirL 33
Free 33
Backho 30
scan(afreeca) 20
Sexy 19
Hm[arnc] 11
IntoTheRainbow 6
ajuk12(nOOB) 3
Dota 2
XcaliburYe1170
Fuzer 221
Counter-Strike
x6flipin389
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor259
Other Games
singsing2611
Pyrionflax315
RotterdaM159
Mew2King97
NeuroSwarm85
SortOf72
B2W.Neo19
Organizations
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 972
StarCraft 2
WardiTV14
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 45
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2208
League of Legends
• Jankos1686
Other Games
• WagamamaTV183
Upcoming Events
WardiTV Invitational
10m
Online Event
5h 10m
Afreeca Starleague
23h 10m
Barracks vs Mini
Wardi Open
1d
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 5h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 23h
LiuLi Cup
3 days
The PondCast
3 days
CranKy Ducklings
4 days
Maestros of the Game
6 days
Clem vs Reynor
[ Show More ]
[BSL 2025] Weekly
6 days
[BSL 2025] Weekly
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-09-18
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
HCC Europe

Ongoing

BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Points
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL World Championship of Poland 2025
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1

Upcoming

IPSL Winter 2025-26
BSL Season 21
SC4ALL: Brood War
BSL 21 Team A
Stellar Fest
SC4ALL: StarCraft II
EC S1
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.