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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 23:22:36
February 20 2009 23:20 GMT
#161
Different ape, but similar strength. So you guys can get the idea of the damage this woman suffered.


so
On February 21 2009 04:00 statix wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2009 03:37 ilj.psa wrote:
i wonder if i could kill one of those with fuckers a headlock


I was actually wondering the same thing since I've been training in jiu jistu and wrestling for a while now buti after some thought I realized this would be impossible. A chimp would most likely bite the fuck out of my forearm or bicep if I tried to get it in a rear naked choke. Maybe all of the adrenaline would make it possible but I'm really not confident that I'd be able to do much of anything.

Brock Lesnar vs Travis...gogo.


You wouldn't even be able to hold the lock, the chimp being X% stronger would just pull your arm off like what?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
stiga
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
February 20 2009 23:24 GMT
#162
that chimp must be driving them bananas
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
February 20 2009 23:50 GMT
#163
alright, i'm now scared of chimps,monkeys, and gorillas. FUCK OFF
SNSD fan
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 23:58:53
February 20 2009 23:57 GMT
#164
Just to add guys, I don't think the chimp just grabbed the woman's face and easily pulled off her jaw or hands or whatever. There are tendons and muscles and all this shit connecting it together, its like trying to pull a rubber band in half when it's attached to a roll of quarters. He probably bit and gnawed and pulled at it. It wasn't just one jerk. Even if he put his feet on her body or whatever to tether her down while he pulled i'm sure with his vicious attack he gnawed at her at didn't use as much force as you all think.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Bond(i2)
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada926 Posts
February 21 2009 00:10 GMT
#165
After losing the battle to a mere chimp, the lady rushed off to the hospital to save face
roses are red violets are blue, Im schitzophrenic and so am i
Savio
Profile Joined April 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-21 01:11:31
February 21 2009 01:09 GMT
#166
Another good reason to have a gun. If your chimp goes wild on someone you can shoot it and not have to wait until the cops get there to save the woman. That attack would have ended a lot faster if it had happened at my house.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. – Winston Churchill
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 21 2009 01:36 GMT
#167
On February 21 2009 10:09 Savio wrote:
Another good reason to have a gun. If your chimp goes wild on someone you can shoot it and not have to wait until the cops get there to save the woman. That attack would have ended a lot faster if it had happened at my house.


Or just get a dog instead......
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
February 21 2009 01:41 GMT
#168
I just thought of this right now...

people will nevel stop trying to acquire exotic animals. But, what if a law is passed that every chimp must be equipped with a tranqualising collar or wrist band? Once the chimp starts freaking out the owner is able to administer the tranqualiser without getting in harms way. Good idea?
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 21 2009 01:48 GMT
#169
Not to derail, but fuck that channel that CNN2 became. All that they report is bullshit like this (not to say dying is bullshit, but how about the national policy thing going on.?) whoever thought that it was a good idea to make an entire channel dedicated to gossip news was a jerkoff
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
February 21 2009 02:12 GMT
#170
I don't understand, how do you rip someone face's out without killing her? It's not like the face is a separate body part you can just pull off, it's part of the head.

Maybe they're trying to mean he ripped off just some of the skin from the face?
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
February 21 2009 02:50 GMT
#171
On February 21 2009 11:12 VIB wrote:
I don't understand, how do you rip someone face's out without killing her? It's not like the face is a separate body part you can just pull off, it's part of the head.

Maybe they're trying to mean he ripped off just some of the skin from the face?

Jaw/nose/ears/eyes are not vital organs, as long as you contain blood loss.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
1a2a3aGG
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States225 Posts
February 21 2009 02:57 GMT
#172
Wow thats ridiculous. People are so stupid sometimes. Having a wild animal as a pet is idiotic in itself but to give it drugs designed for HUMAN USAGE?!

I can hear Peta now...
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I TOLD YOU SO!
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
February 21 2009 03:06 GMT
#173
i heard my friend saw her face on tv..
any pictures you guys? cant seem to find it anywhere
Dario "TLO" Wünsch -- Favorite SC2 Player
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 21 2009 03:11 GMT
#174
You could say she was in a hairy situation

My mom told me about this on the way to school yesterday, first thing that came to my mind was: Intense. lol
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 21 2009 03:17 GMT
#175
On February 21 2009 10:41 MaZza[KIS] wrote:
I just thought of this right now...

people will nevel stop trying to acquire exotic animals. But, what if a law is passed that every chimp must be equipped with a tranqualising collar or wrist band? Once the chimp starts freaking out the owner is able to administer the tranqualiser without getting in harms way. Good idea?

You wouldn't always have time to do it though. What if your just sitting down and it fucking pounces on you. There's no way you are going to be able to pull something out of your pocket and press a button or whatever.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
2goons1probe
Profile Joined February 2009
United States26 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-21 03:39:23
February 21 2009 03:34 GMT
#176


chimp vs. this beast
Who wins?

edit: btw i don't believe this shit to be real.
JAAAAAH
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-21 04:13:26
February 21 2009 04:13 GMT
#177
On February 21 2009 12:34 2goons1probe wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIVCpzSQTPc

chimp vs. this beast
Who wins?

edit: btw i don't believe this shit to be real.

its easy to break a coin when you have the appropiate technique, and he didn't "bend it" with his eye socket he was pressing onto the bone beneath it.
Funny that he doesn't want to shake hands because of fear of breaking them , yet he has sex with those womans all day.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
February 21 2009 04:19 GMT
#178
On February 20 2009 17:04 HeadBangaa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 16:53 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Here is a 46 second transcript I just wrote for you all to understand what I mean. Just read this, without thinking of the audio. Doesn't the guy sound like a fucking moron?


OP:Stamford 911, wereres ur emergency?

Woman: name, address, (chimp screaming in backrgound)...
OP: what's the problem? (chimp screaming louder in backrgound)
Woman: send the police. (chimp screaming even louder in backrgound)
OP: What's the problem there?! (chimp screaming )
Woman: the, the, the chimp killed my friend!
OP: What's the problem with your friend? (chimp screaming )
Woman: help, please! (chimp screaming )
OP: what's the problem with yer friend!? I NEED TO KNOW! (chimp screaming )
Woman: send the police out! With a gun! with a gun! Hurry up!
OP: Who hasssss a gun?
Woman: Please hurry up, he's killing my girlfriend!
OP: What es te problem?
Woman: He's killing my friend!
OP: WHO'S KILLIN YOUR FRIEND?
WOMAN: MY CHIMP, MY CHIMPANZEE
OP: Oh, your chimpansee es killin ur friend?
WOMAN: He ripped her apart, hurry up! (op in background radioing message finally)
OP: There is someone on the way.



now go back and listen again.


PS- Every fuckin school kid knows what a damned monkey sounds like.

Yeah I couldn't believe how inept that fucking operator was. The screaming monkey noises in the background are easily recognized by anyone 5+ years old. They were loud and repeated, backdropping the woman's desperate, but coherent, explanation of the situation.

I would have asked for a native English speaker right away.

Oh and he waited like a whole minute before, "oh btw, someone is on the way". MORAN


You say that in hindsight. The screams could just as easily be coming from a woman, and considering its not everyday that somebody gets mauled by a chimpanzee it's not that easy to put 2 and 2 together.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24803 Posts
February 21 2009 04:20 GMT
#179
"the strength of 30,000 men, or 260 horsepower"

oh god...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-21 04:28:52
February 21 2009 04:24 GMT
#180
pet animals should be extinguished
no fucking pets, just plants
i had a dog for 14 years i will still sign for it
esp smart fucking creatures like chimps. Who the fuck gets a pet chimp anyways?
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
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