EPTHit in the nuts - Page 2
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:02 Cpt Obvious wrote: Nobody who sat on his ballsack accidentally? Happened to me at least 3 times, probably more often though. It's ok if you sit don't slowly, but if you kinda jump on a bench or something, it's really...well..unpleasurable. what the fuck, since when are you back? | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
at my nuts end of story | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4641 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
tried to olly/jump down a set of stairs but my body turned sideways with the legs still spread open and the board started going vertical i landed my nuts on the edge of the skateboard ouch | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:15 DreaM)XeRO wrote: someone swung a baseball bat at my nuts end of story LOL shit | ||
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thor jton
Canada62 Posts
my friend snuck behind me *bam* kicked right in the nuts from behind with legs spread slightly apart let''s just say i'm a little less of a man now | ||
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
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iNCuBuS_
United States905 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:57 boesthius wrote: skateboarding T____T Oh god... I got friggin nutted down four stairs and another time trying a heelflip moving after I had learned them standing still. Brutal feeling. Ive also been hit by people (guys thought it was hilarious in high school, so a lot of guys did it to other guys... lol). One time I was doing a 2v2 basketball game and someone smacked my sack in gym and I fell to the floor, totally unexpected shot... and my teammate was like 'dude get up!' Has he no sympathy? And all the cute girls (who never participated in gym) were all watching haha And I used to play street hockey with the neighborhood kids and Ive been hit many times from that Good. Times. I try to explain it to people - it always hurts worse if you barely get knicked than if you get hit full on... and the pain DOES travel up to your stomach and makes you feel like youre going to puke. And you feel like you want to die. Oh, the pain that is pain in the ballsack. | ||
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:02 Cpt Obvious wrote: Nobody who sat on his ballsack accidentally? Happened to me at least 3 times, probably more often though. It's ok if you sit don't slowly, but if you kinda jump on a bench or something, it's really...well..unpleasurable. I've done this before. Stools are dangerous for this. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:15 DreaM)XeRO wrote: someone swung a baseball bat at my nuts end of story That guy must have hated your (future)children. | ||
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
From Bad Santa.... it made me laugh. edit: On December 20 2008 10:57 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: My stupid ass friend would always run up to people and yell "WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND?" ... *response* .... "BANGKOKKKK!!!" and would give them a swift jab to the man beanbag. I hated that son of a bitch. Wow. | ||
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Toxic
Canada233 Posts
At first you always just access the situation like just realizing what happened and how much its gonna hurt. Then you try to position yourself in the most conformtable way(Which always end with you lying on the ground in a fetal position holding the pain stimulated body part). On topic, a soccer playing friend of mine randomly wanted to kick me in the nuts as hard as he could.......and succeeded i still remember the pain. | ||
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
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Sauron
Romania169 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:57 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: My stupid ass friend would always run up to people and yell "WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND?" ... *response* .... "BANGKOKKKK!!!" and would give them a swift jab to the man beanbag. I hated that son of a bitch. Oh man I really laughed a lot at this one! I've been hit in the nuts a few times but the stupidest one was a couple of years ago when I was playing football. One of my stupid friends wanted to get past me and another guy, got the ball past us, stumbled into the other guy's feet,tripped and landed with his shoulder or elbow straight into my nuts. That was really dumb and painfull. | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
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anotak
United States1537 Posts
i don't know why i was naked with a ps2 controller but it hurt like fuck a lot more than you'd think it would... it was a major wtf moment some girl kicked me right in the testicles in the 10th grade i fucking hate that bitch | ||
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:08 Salv wrote: I've never been hit flush in the balls, I can only imagine the pain. Its really something you should experience at least once. I recommend you immediately get one of your friends to kick you in the balls as hard as they can. | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:27 Elric_ wrote: 1) Around 12 years old. Trying to change a lightbulb. Stood on a highly-varnished wooden chair. Slipped. Did the splits on top of the backrest. Pain and tears. 2) Around 14. Gym class in school. Everyone practising cartwheels. Queued up behind a tall lanky bastard. Stood too close. His trailing leg caught me right in the knackers. More pain. Controlled tears. Haha, same thing happened to me but I just happened to walk by. Short guy too, never liked him. Who can forget this: | ||
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