A classic =D

But it sucks if you get hit in the balls. Seriously. The pain is something difficult to describe - the pain seems to travel up your abdomen and stay there for a very long time.

shavingcream66

United States1219 Posts

December 23 2008 08:52 GMT

#42

had a friend who told me that if you flicked your balls it would hurt alot so I tried it .....he was right

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

December 23 2008 08:53 GMT

#43

8yo(iirc)
Imagine being that cat(obviously a human though) and slipping off the counter onto the opened cupboard door right onto your nuts.

Cause seriously... it... I can't even go on

EDIT: It would be proper to say your balls wouldn't drop for another 2 years
EDIT2: Thankfully it was my brother and not me though..

Elgar

United States231 Posts

December 23 2008 09:23 GMT

#44

There's always this as well.

OMin

United States545 Posts

December 23 2008 09:33 GMT

#45

ok

in 2nd grade, i was standing on a seesaw and my friend was pushing on the other end as hard as he could so i would jump high...

too bad i landed with my legs open as it was coming up towards me

i went to the bathroom - i was bleeding there

Sigrun

United States1655 Posts

December 23 2008 09:44 GMT

#46

When I was on the swim team in high school, I was resting on the wall because my leg had cramped up while everyone else was continuing the set. Then, one guy who had no goggles decided to do a flip turn right in front of me and kicked off of what he thought was the wall. He instead kicked off of my nuts and pushed off, surfacing after realizing that the wall was a bit too soft.

At least I had a better excuse not to finish the rest of the set.

Bub

United States3518 Posts

December 23 2008 10:20 GMT

#47

One time in football the coach put me in as RB (i think because the first stringer got hurt?) we did a sweep right. A linebacker came at me low so I tried jumping over him with my legs gapped out but his helmet made sweet contact with my family jewels and I felt down pretty hard and put myself in a fetal position for a good minute.

and some of the YTs are hilariously painful, especially the pole vault one lol ouch.

Piste

6180 Posts

December 23 2008 10:46 GMT

#48

Fuuuuccck that looked painful!!!!!!

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Orome

Switzerland11984 Posts

December 23 2008 10:50 GMT

#49

On December 20 2008 10:34 IntoTheWow wrote:
Well this was at high school, we didn't use a cup. I don't know if professional players do :0

lool oucchh, that's got to hurt.

yes, professional goalkeepers use a cup.

besiger

Croatia2452 Posts

December 23 2008 11:33 GMT

#50

few years back i was in the hospital for 2 weeks due to some kidney problems, so i was placed in a ward with people with urinary tract problems, and the dude lying next to me was cool so we got to talking, i asked him what he was in, and what he said still haunts me to this day.
He and a couple of friends where in a vineyard stealing grapes, the owner came and they started running, he tried to climb over a vineyard post (those things that make up the rows, then wire is put in between them and the grapes grow there) and this thing was made up of concrete and was the shape of a pyramid on the top, and he fell on it, with his crotch, oh god, it will haunt me forever, the images, he said there was blood everywhere, not exactly a nut shot, but i can imagine far worse than anything else here.

ManBearPig

Belgium207 Posts

December 23 2008 13:33 GMT

#51

On a warm summer night when I was 14 years old I was practicing 'ollies' on my skateboard in the garage. I had just taken a hot shower and as a result of this continuing heat my ballsack expanded, lowering my testicles. Also, I was wearing loose-fit pyjama shorts. With my balls just hanging there, I attempted yet another ollie. I screwed it up and the skateboard turned 360° and hit only my warm, hanging balls. So it was like standing somewhere with your legs open, balls hanging, perhaps sweating profusely, and having someone take a swing at your nutsack with a wooden board. I sat there, lonely and defeated, wondering if I could ever be able to produce a healthy offspring

QuanticHawk

United States32097 Posts

December 23 2008 13:50 GMT

#52

JMave

Singapore1806 Posts

December 23 2008 13:58 GMT

#53

Once in primary school, I was playing around the fitness corner. I think its grade 6 equivalent.

There were these inclined pull up bars that were around my waist level. Me, being playful, I tried to stand on the inclined bar. As I got my first foot on the bar, my foot slipped and I fell on the hard metal bar between my legs.

Shit.. just writing that reminded me of the pain.. the trauma..

I ran to the toilet later on and gosh.. it hurt so bad.

Durak

Canada3685 Posts

December 23 2008 15:24 GMT

#54

Years ago, I was biking around a park with my friends. Someone had left pieces of styrofoam, that were about a foot cubed in volume, scattered all over the large hill in the centre of the park. It was stupid for someone to litter like that considering that styrofoam doesn't degrade well in the environment. What's even more dumb; is that my friends and I decided to bike down the hill and use the large styrofoam pieces as ramps. I rocketed down the hill multiple times and got airborn. The last time I went down, for good reason, I hit a piece that launched me into the air. Between me and the even distancing ground was my bike that I lost hold of. The handlebars twisted in air as I flew, for what seemed an eternity. Time returned and I landed on my twisted bike at breakneck speed. I got sacced on my handlebars after falling a dozen feet. I couldn't move for hours.

D10

Brazil3409 Posts

December 23 2008 15:39 GMT

#55

once my friend came to me and said "do you know chuck norris (this was looooong time ago)

and I was like, "no"

and he kicked me in the nuts =(