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sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 20 2008 01:11 GMT
#1
Well i don't know if there's a thread already about this but.. I want to start a thread of the most painful, awkward, funny, or normal ways you've been hit in the nuts, or seen someone get hit in the nuts.

For me, i remember one time in gym we were playing kickball.... I'm guessing you know what happens next, some fast ass ball coming at me (me not really paying attnetion) no time to react; comes and hit me dead in the nuts i got excused for the rest of the class but yeah.. painful.
Can you feel the rush?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 20 2008 01:15 GMT
#2
Not exactly the same, but tis fun to read:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=61267
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HooHa!
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States688 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 01:16:34
December 20 2008 01:16 GMT
#3
In elementary school I played on this metal playground cage bars thing. Geometric shape of some kind. Fell on my nuts or at least near my but and it stang real bad. I was like OOOOOH!! MAN! WAGHH!! Squirmin. Nobody was around though.


I've hit a bunch of people in the nuts.
Hoo Ra!
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7298 Posts
December 20 2008 01:19 GMT
#4
tennis ball going pretty hard

it sucks, the pain travels up into your stomach and its horrible.
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 20 2008 01:23 GMT
#5
I got hit by a handball ball in the nuts plenty of times while playing as a goalkeeper. Sometimes i would lay in the floor for a long time..
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 20 2008 01:24 GMT
#6
for anyone unfamiliar with the stance you use in handball

[image loading]


Pretty much close range full swing ball shoot to your nuts.
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Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 01:29:05
December 20 2008 01:27 GMT
#7
1) Around 12 years old. Trying to change a lightbulb. Stood on a highly-varnished wooden chair. Slipped. Did the splits on top of the backrest. Pain and tears.

2) Around 14. Gym class in school. Everyone practising cartwheels. Queued up behind a tall lanky bastard. Stood too close. His trailing leg caught me right in the knackers. More pain. Controlled tears.
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
December 20 2008 01:29 GMT
#8
wtf this is sick, can't you use a jockstrap?
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
d1v
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden868 Posts
December 20 2008 01:30 GMT
#9
On December 20 2008 10:24 IntoTheWow wrote:
for anyone unfamiliar with the stance you use in handball

[image loading]


Pretty much close range full swing ball shoot to your nuts.


Cup, anyone? Got a knee it my nuts several time in Krav Maga sparring. Even through the cup, it would hurt quite a bit. Not the best days, I must say..
Adams Æbler
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
December 20 2008 01:34 GMT
#10
Well this was at high school, we didn't use a cup. I don't know if professional players do :0
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sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
December 20 2008 01:51 GMT
#11
oh yeah, i remember the starting of my senior year we had this "Sack Tap War" with all the guys and one of my friends tricked me by getting this girl to sack tap me.. i held the tears..
Can you feel the rush?
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 01:56:34
December 20 2008 01:55 GMT
#12
1. Balancing on those short poles that block out vehicles to impress my friends and slipped. Ouch.

2. Playing a school basketball game, jumping for the ball and landing on someone's back. Something got in the way. You can guess.
Soli Deo gloria.
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
December 20 2008 01:57 GMT
#13
My stupid ass friend would always run up to people and yell "WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND?" ... *response* .... "BANGKOKKKK!!!" and would give them a swift jab to the man beanbag. I hated that son of a bitch.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 20 2008 01:57 GMT
#14
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-20 02:01:04
December 20 2008 02:00 GMT
#15
Friends coming out of no where with the uppercut to the sack behind my back.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Guss
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Sweden712 Posts
December 20 2008 02:01 GMT
#16
When i was about 14 i realized i could do a frontwheel wheelie by hitting the frontwheel breakes at low speeds, of course i had to do it faster and faster to see how high i could go. Until i went too fast and flew full force into the vertical bar that leads to the handlebars. I was in tears for about 10 minutes!
Bisu[Shield] FIGHTING!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 20 2008 02:01 GMT
#17
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
December 20 2008 02:02 GMT
#18
Nobody who sat on his ballsack accidentally? Happened to me at least 3 times, probably more often though.

It's ok if you sit don't slowly, but if you kinda jump on a bench or something, it's really...well..unpleasurable.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
December 20 2008 02:03 GMT
#19
On December 20 2008 11:01 Nitrogen23 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm6cqpJvsT4&feature=channel_page


oh goddamit not that vid omg so painful >.<
gotta love failblog though
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
December 20 2008 02:06 GMT
#20
my most painful nut shot was when some douche through a tennis ball at my friend, i was standing behind my friend n could not see the ball being thrown, my friend ducks bam right in the nuts.

god nut shots are painful.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
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