EPTFor me, i remember one time in gym we were playing kickball.... I'm guessing you know what happens next, some fast ass ball coming at me (me not really paying attnetion) no time to react; comes and hit me dead in the nuts i got excused for the rest of the class but yeah.. painful.
Hit in the nuts
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
For me, i remember one time in gym we were playing kickball.... I'm guessing you know what happens next, some fast ass ball coming at me (me not really paying attnetion) no time to react; comes and hit me dead in the nuts i got excused for the rest of the class but yeah.. painful. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=61267 | ||
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HooHa!
United States688 Posts
I've hit a bunch of people in the nuts. | ||
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Sadist
United States7298 Posts
it sucks, the pain travels up into your stomach and its horrible. | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.nbcolympics.com/mm/photo/sports/general/13/39/05/133905_m03.jpg) Pretty much close range full swing ball shoot to your nuts. | ||
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Elric
United Kingdom1327 Posts
2) Around 14. Gym class in school. Everyone practising cartwheels. Queued up behind a tall lanky bastard. Stood too close. His trailing leg caught me right in the knackers. More pain. Controlled tears. | ||
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bioboyAT
Austria1763 Posts
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d1v
Sweden868 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:24 IntoTheWow wrote: for anyone unfamiliar with the stance you use in handball Pretty much close range full swing ball shoot to your nuts. Cup, anyone? Got a knee it my nuts several time in Krav Maga sparring. Even through the cup, it would hurt quite a bit. Not the best days, I must say.. | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
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Chromyne
Canada561 Posts
2. Playing a school basketball game, jumping for the ball and landing on someone's back. Something got in the way. You can guess. | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
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boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Guss
Sweden712 Posts
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
It's ok if you sit don't slowly, but if you kinda jump on a bench or something, it's really...well..unpleasurable. | ||
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:01 Nitrogen23 wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm6cqpJvsT4&feature=channel_page oh goddamit not that vid omg so painful >.< gotta love failblog though | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
god nut shots are painful. | ||
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:02 Cpt Obvious wrote: Nobody who sat on his ballsack accidentally? Happened to me at least 3 times, probably more often though. It's ok if you sit don't slowly, but if you kinda jump on a bench or something, it's really...well..unpleasurable. what the fuck, since when are you back? | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
at my nuts end of story | ||
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Hittegods
Stockholm4641 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
tried to olly/jump down a set of stairs but my body turned sideways with the legs still spread open and the board started going vertical i landed my nuts on the edge of the skateboard ouch | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:15 DreaM)XeRO wrote: someone swung a baseball bat at my nuts end of story LOL shit | ||
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thor jton
Canada62 Posts
my friend snuck behind me *bam* kicked right in the nuts from behind with legs spread slightly apart let''s just say i'm a little less of a man now | ||
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
![[image loading]](http://images.blackheartgoldpants.com/images/admin/inverted_bulgarian_scrotum_press.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/squirrel_nuts_1.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii236/elsanchopapichulo/a_kick_in_the_nuts1.jpg) | ||
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iNCuBuS_
United States905 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:57 boesthius wrote: skateboarding T____T Oh god... I got friggin nutted down four stairs and another time trying a heelflip moving after I had learned them standing still. Brutal feeling. Ive also been hit by people (guys thought it was hilarious in high school, so a lot of guys did it to other guys... lol). One time I was doing a 2v2 basketball game and someone smacked my sack in gym and I fell to the floor, totally unexpected shot... and my teammate was like 'dude get up!' Has he no sympathy? And all the cute girls (who never participated in gym) were all watching haha And I used to play street hockey with the neighborhood kids and Ive been hit many times from that Good. Times. I try to explain it to people - it always hurts worse if you barely get knicked than if you get hit full on... and the pain DOES travel up to your stomach and makes you feel like youre going to puke. And you feel like you want to die. Oh, the pain that is pain in the ballsack. | ||
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:02 Cpt Obvious wrote: Nobody who sat on his ballsack accidentally? Happened to me at least 3 times, probably more often though. It's ok if you sit don't slowly, but if you kinda jump on a bench or something, it's really...well..unpleasurable. I've done this before. Stools are dangerous for this. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:15 DreaM)XeRO wrote: someone swung a baseball bat at my nuts end of story That guy must have hated your (future)children. | ||
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
From Bad Santa.... it made me laugh. edit: On December 20 2008 10:57 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: My stupid ass friend would always run up to people and yell "WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND?" ... *response* .... "BANGKOKKKK!!!" and would give them a swift jab to the man beanbag. I hated that son of a bitch. Wow. | ||
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Toxic
Canada233 Posts
At first you always just access the situation like just realizing what happened and how much its gonna hurt. Then you try to position yourself in the most conformtable way(Which always end with you lying on the ground in a fetal position holding the pain stimulated body part). On topic, a soccer playing friend of mine randomly wanted to kick me in the nuts as hard as he could.......and succeeded i still remember the pain. | ||
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sYz-Adrenaline
United States1850 Posts
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Sauron
Romania169 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:57 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: My stupid ass friend would always run up to people and yell "WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND?" ... *response* .... "BANGKOKKKK!!!" and would give them a swift jab to the man beanbag. I hated that son of a bitch. Oh man I really laughed a lot at this one! I've been hit in the nuts a few times but the stupidest one was a couple of years ago when I was playing football. One of my stupid friends wanted to get past me and another guy, got the ball past us, stumbled into the other guy's feet,tripped and landed with his shoulder or elbow straight into my nuts. That was really dumb and painfull. | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
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anotak
United States1537 Posts
i don't know why i was naked with a ps2 controller but it hurt like fuck a lot more than you'd think it would... it was a major wtf moment some girl kicked me right in the testicles in the 10th grade i fucking hate that bitch | ||
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
On December 20 2008 11:08 Salv wrote: I've never been hit flush in the balls, I can only imagine the pain. Its really something you should experience at least once. I recommend you immediately get one of your friends to kick you in the balls as hard as they can. | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:27 Elric_ wrote: 1) Around 12 years old. Trying to change a lightbulb. Stood on a highly-varnished wooden chair. Slipped. Did the splits on top of the backrest. Pain and tears. 2) Around 14. Gym class in school. Everyone practising cartwheels. Queued up behind a tall lanky bastard. Stood too close. His trailing leg caught me right in the knackers. More pain. Controlled tears. Haha, same thing happened to me but I just happened to walk by. Short guy too, never liked him. Who can forget this: | ||
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koreakool
United States334 Posts
A classic =D But it sucks if you get hit in the balls. Seriously. The pain is something difficult to describe - the pain seems to travel up your abdomen and stay there for a very long time. | ||
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shavingcream66
United States1219 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.conductusproductions.com/PictureStoriesFolder/CatWhichHatedItsFoodFolder/CatOpensCupboard.gif) 8yo(iirc) Imagine being that cat(obviously a human though) and slipping off the counter onto the opened cupboard door right onto your nuts. Cause seriously... it... I can't even go on  EDIT: It would be proper to say your balls wouldn't drop for another 2 years EDIT2: Thankfully it was my brother and not me though.. | ||
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Elgar
United States231 Posts
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OMin
United States545 Posts
in 2nd grade, i was standing on a seesaw and my friend was pushing on the other end as hard as he could so i would jump high... too bad i landed with my legs open as it was coming up towards me i went to the bathroom - i was bleeding there | ||
Sigrun
United States1655 Posts
At least I had a better excuse not to finish the rest of the set. | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
and some of the YTs are hilariously painful, especially the pole vault one lol ouch. | ||
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Piste
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Orome
Switzerland11984 Posts
On December 20 2008 10:34 IntoTheWow wrote: Well this was at high school, we didn't use a cup. I don't know if professional players do :0 lool oucchh, that's got to hurt. yes, professional goalkeepers use a cup.  | ||
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besiger
Croatia2452 Posts
He and a couple of friends where in a vineyard stealing grapes, the owner came and they started running, he tried to climb over a vineyard post (those things that make up the rows, then wire is put in between them and the grapes grow there) and this thing was made up of concrete and was the shape of a pyramid on the top, and he fell on it, with his crotch, oh god, it will haunt me forever, the images, he said there was blood everywhere, not exactly a nut shot, but i can imagine far worse than anything else here. | ||
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ManBearPig
Belgium207 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32097 Posts
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JMave
Singapore1806 Posts
There were these inclined pull up bars that were around my waist level. Me, being playful, I tried to stand on the inclined bar. As I got my first foot on the bar, my foot slipped and I fell on the hard metal bar between my legs. Shit.. just writing that reminded me of the pain.. the trauma.. I ran to the toilet later on and gosh.. it hurt so bad. | ||
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Durak
Canada3685 Posts
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
and I was like, "no" and he kicked me in the nuts =( | ||
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Savio
United States1850 Posts
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