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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13003 Posts
October 25 2006 19:09 GMT
#121
This always reminds me of that family guy episode.

"Now where were we?"
"Oh hey, that's much better!"
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
October 25 2006 19:40 GMT
#122
On October 25 2006 13:22 Patriot.dlk wrote:but she waited until she trusted me

im sure she's delighted that you posted your problem on this forum =].

anyway, i dont get how the fuck a topic like this can get so many replies.

bottom line is that there is ALWAYS a risk when fucking without condom (if shes not on the pill or other birth control (and even then, there is a tiny risk)). ALWAYS. no matter how the fuck you do it.

use a fucking condom. its hilarious that you already talked about if you guys got 'unlucky', youve known her for like 3 weeks? that is without doubt some of the dumbest shit ive heard in a while. think about it man. in 6 months you could lose all interest in her, or she could lose all interest in you. then she could be 6 months pregnant. nice. real nice.

my cousin knocked up his girlfriend (they hadnt been together very long, like a year), and when the baby comes, he finds out she has different mental issues. they just bought a house and car together. now they cant even talk to each other anymore, and he sees his kid every other weekend. wee, nice!
that shit could happen to you too.

its obvious you havent thought about this more than half an hour. you know what you must do, everything else is just plain irresponsible and stupid.
Norway
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States341 Posts
October 25 2006 23:43 GMT
#123
tell her to get on the pill...

Condoms suck... I can't even cum with a condom on...

So maybe get a condom and go on for hours. Get her nice and sore and chapped... Then she'll complain that it takes you so long, then say it's because of the stupid condom and she should go on the pill.

Works everytime 85% of the time.
Hoyooooo
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 25 2006 23:46 GMT
#124
Works everytime 85% of the time.


rofl

...but the pill is bad for her.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Norway
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States341 Posts
October 25 2006 23:52 GMT
#125
naw, my g/f is on the pill and although for the first month it might do some shit after that.. nothing much...

women will all act kinda differently towards the pill. My g/f just got extremely emotional for the first week.

Which put a lot of strain on the relationship itself but after that it's all good :-)

and yeah, no condom + no pulling out = the win right?
Hoyooooo
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
October 25 2006 23:58 GMT
#126
get her the fuckin 3 month implant, shows commitment + better than the pill. i swear women never remember that shit about taking it at the right time... ever.
Norway
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States341 Posts
October 25 2006 23:59 GMT
#127
they only forget if they want ur baby to take ur money
Hoyooooo
anduril_sa
Profile Joined June 2006
Bulgaria5 Posts
October 26 2006 00:08 GMT
#128
Patriot is on the run, notice he's got no condom on ppl, he goes for the shot, aims, shoots and ... YEEEEEEEAH, WE GOT A SCORE Tl.net members, expect a new member in 9 months!!!
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
October 26 2006 00:46 GMT
#129
Get her on the pill and come inside her all you want. Condoms fucking suck shit.
where from you, circus?
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12235 Posts
October 26 2006 04:40 GMT
#130
Hello retards.

1) Get your girlfriend on birth control (mine's on Depo). Weigh the side effects: some girls are allergic to the pill, some cause weight gain, some cause spotting, etc.
2) If 1 fails, wear a fucking condom, idiot. Or just wear one anyway to be safe.

This thread is full of misinformation regarding pregnancy. You horny clueless teenage fucks are going to wreck your lives if you don't do some serious research.
Moderator
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 26 2006 04:42 GMT
#131
who gives a fuck about their lives

they are wrecking our society
好好喝喝天天快乐
shinigami
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada423 Posts
October 26 2006 04:52 GMT
#132
I wish I could proudly give you advice filled with lots of personal sexual experiences.
So instead I'll give you a good luck cheer. GL!
I was thinking about joining a debate club, but I was talked out of it.
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 26 2006 11:57 GMT
#133
It isn't only your life and your girl's that you are making decisions about here. When you flirt with the risk of pregnancy, you are making choices that affect another potential life as well. This is a really comprehensive article from a credible source that talks about all forms of birth control, how effective they are, and where to get them. Please make informed, responsible decisions.

http://www.webmd.com/content/article/9/2953_527.htm
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
October 26 2006 12:13 GMT
#134
You sir. Are an idiot - just put a condom on, it shouldn't be THAT bad.
Use it or lose it
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