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Atlantic
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada133 Posts
October 25 2006 04:22 GMT
#81
On October 25 2006 13:03 IIICodeIIIIIII wrote:
guys can have multiple organisms too.

when you are pissing, in midstream, stop your piss. The muscle responsible for doing this is can also be used to keep you from ejaculating. You can practicing this whenever you are pissing. Hold your piss 3 sets of 10 each time you piss. After a few weeks, your muscle will be pretty strong enough to hold in an ejaculation.

before doing this, u'll want to practice via masturbation to know when the zone is. Each time you hold an ejaculation, u still feel great like you really did c_m, it's just that no semen comes out so you can "ejaculate" as many times as you want. Each one gets better than the last too. u'll feal really good.

Also, i heard something about China company coming out with a liquid condom. It's like a bubbly cream thing that you put on your dick which prevents the sperm from doing what it should do. It saw an ad once but it was in Chinese and I couldn't read specifics.

Yes. before you ejaculate your main load, your dick will ejaculates like, a pre-main load that has sperm in it that can impregnate your chick, ESPECAILLY if she's hot, young, without money, and if her parents will kill you.


Experience? And so true..
http://www.gosuinthemaking.net/
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-25 04:27:20
October 25 2006 04:26 GMT
#82
Hehe we are not ghetto white trash. And abortions are free. However we have agreed to keep the child if we get one, simply to beutiful to perish
oj-
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States368 Posts
October 25 2006 04:34 GMT
#83
whatch out for pre cum fuckin shit will have her shittin out a spittin image of you in 9 months but if you pull out every time you should be ok.. what about sarran wrap and a rubber band?
came back for Starcraft Remastered
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
October 25 2006 04:36 GMT
#84
I'd pull out every time even if I was unable to have children etc, nasty to not
Mr_Pink
Profile Joined September 2006
United States338 Posts
October 25 2006 04:49 GMT
#85
No glove, no love!
gG.
PaSsiOnPinK
Profile Joined October 2005
China125 Posts
October 25 2006 06:25 GMT
#86
oh yess. this is my forte.

if you're not gonna be safe, dont do it.
you're gonna ruin her life and you'd have to live with it.
it can still be romantic even if yooh stop to put on a condom really. just have it close by.
a lot of people use the method of taking it out just before yooh cum but pre-ejaculation still has some sperm in it (as others vaguely said) so its not exactly reliable either.

do what yooh think is right and remember:
SEX CAN WAIT, MASTURBATE! It only takes one.
Striving to better we oft mer whats well.
PaSsiOnPinK
Profile Joined October 2005
China125 Posts
October 25 2006 06:27 GMT
#87
btw, pre-ejaculation does not necessarily come before yooh cum
it can appear anytime
Striving to better we oft mer whats well.
GoldenbOy
Profile Joined October 2006
Korea (South)67 Posts
October 25 2006 06:31 GMT
#88
up the bum no babies
MrEd
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia357 Posts
October 25 2006 11:48 GMT
#89
put the pill in some chocolate brownies, and give one to her every day at the same time. add a weight loss pill also to stop her getting fat.
My cats breath smells like cat food
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-25 11:52:46
October 25 2006 11:51 GMT
#90
dude, pulling out is NOT effective brith control.

sex is like basketball, you dribble before you shoot

condoms suck but if she won't get pilled/patched/ringed/shot up then you are SOL nigga put on that condom unless you want the bitch pregnant, which she will be, sooner or later, and god knows we dont need more stupid people
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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-10-25 11:57:21
October 25 2006 11:53 GMT
#91
On October 25 2006 11:49 Rekrul wrote:
girls can get a pill injected in their arm that prevents them from becoming pregnant with over 99% effectiveness for periods of 1-3 years whatever they want


depo provera, 3 months

edit: oh nm you mean norplant
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gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
October 25 2006 11:57 GMT
#92
I usually do not have sex unless I have both a condom and my girlfriend is on the pill. Both at the same time for ultimate protection. Rarely I will not use a condom when she is on the pill, but still gotta pull out.

I am paranoid as fuck.
http://benisonline.com
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 25 2006 12:00 GMT
#93
On October 25 2006 20:57 gLyo wrote:
I usually do not have sex unless I have both a condom and my girlfriend is on the pill. Both at the same time for ultimate protection. Rarely I will not use a condom when she is on the pill, but still gotta pull out.

I am paranoid as fuck.


you ARE paranoid

you should try it without the condom man i swear you'll never go back

@ OP you should try out durex extra sensitive they are the best that ive tried so far (kimono microthins are too small & smell bad, trojans are like fucking a plastic bag)
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mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
October 25 2006 12:18 GMT
#94
i wish birth control pills led to weight gain.. or any .. heck do they actually have weight gaining pills?
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CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 25 2006 12:30 GMT
#95
On October 25 2006 15:25 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
SEX CAN WAIT, MASTURBATE!


Ummm... what? No it can't.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 25 2006 12:37 GMT
#96
On October 25 2006 21:18 mnm wrote:
i wish birth control pills led to weight gain.. or any .. heck do they actually have weight gaining pills?


just eat
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20008 Posts
October 25 2006 12:40 GMT
#97
On October 25 2006 15:25 PaSsiOnPinK wrote:
oh yess. this is my forte.

do what yooh think is right and remember:
SEX CAN WAIT, MASTURBATE! It only takes one.


poor testie.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Silver
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
New Zealand378 Posts
October 25 2006 12:41 GMT
#98
On October 25 2006 21:00 lil.sis wrote:
you should try it without the condom man i swear you'll never go back


this is nature's trick to get you to have babies when you do this rember you are being played by mother nature.
much like scanning and seeing only 3 sunks, so you go all-in with mnm. then 3 groups of speedlings come from behind and down his ramp! GG. YOU GOT PLAYED.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
October 25 2006 12:44 GMT
#99
On October 25 2006 21:18 mnm wrote:
i wish birth control pills led to weight gain.. or any .. heck do they actually have weight gaining pills?


Well birth control pills have hormones, which kind of slowly fuck up your metabolism, thus the weight gain. It's a medical fact. However, if you want to gain weight, try it the natural way. Just go with higher calory foods (preferably healthy foods). Don't get pills, natural is hot!

Also, "morning after" pills are actually a form of really-concentrated birth control pills. One morning after dose contains about a month of hormones that regular b.c.pills dish out every day, for a month. The sudden overdose kills your egg quite fast, but needless to say, screws with your metabolism a lot harder than b.c.pills. So yeah, it has a hard effect on girls.
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 25 2006 12:45 GMT
#100
On October 25 2006 21:41 Silver wrote:
[removed quote within quote]

this is nature's trick to get you to have babies when you do this rember you are being played by mother nature.
much like scanning and seeing only 3 sunks, so you go all-in with mnm. then 3 groups of speedlings come from behind and down his ramp! GG. YOU GOT PLAYED.


virgin
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