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On August 16 2011 08:44 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 08:31 HeidstroM wrote: Haha has anyone else been reading the other forums opinions of TL? Seems the community here isn't very well looked upon by others! "Cocky arrogant tits?" How dare they!
OUR BLOB SHALL RULE THEM ALL. ONE BLOB TO RULE THEM ALL ONE BLOB TO FIND THEM ONE BLOB TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM I think it's clear that we need to attack and kill these heretical green creatures. They shall fall before our might and intelligence.
I don't think its a blob anymore.
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Green monsters parry attack! We have lost 1 limb for each parry attack! We have negative1 limbs now.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/EmsLd.png) Thrustor Harvester of Innocence is looking pretty badass
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GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
On August 16 2011 09:00 Coagulation wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/EmsLd.png)
thats scary
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Just by looks alone I'd say Blue has Thrustor Harvester of Innocence beat, but it might come down to more than just who looks more dangerous.
Still, 3 heads and we're floating with our mind permanently without effort.
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On August 16 2011 05:16 Dman wrote: "Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)"
We have 4 Intelligence and all we get is "It looks like a PACK OF WILD SWAMP BLOBS SENT BY THE GREEN SCUMBLOB"
So much for intelligence...
Other than that, awesome job Coag! You have some serious Photoshop skillz.
"Sipping my morning tea while reading the Sunday paper, I notice the rather acrid reek of something nasty approaching. I fold my paper quickly, fix my monocle to my eye, and adjust my top hat, before the origin of the stench had made itself known. Before long, there slithered in three churlish boors, most obviously sent by that most uncivilized fellow the Green Scum-blog. I pondered to myself how to deal with such uneducated simpletons, for whom words of such sophistication as mine would not make themselves understood. Luckily, they solved that problem for me, as they continued their advance aggressively, and my fighting-stick found it's way into my hand.
"So, it's a brawl you want, hey? Maybe a little bit of fisticuffs?", I snarled with all the derision and contempt I could muster, "Very well, have at thee!""
Is that smart enough? :p
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On August 16 2011 09:05 amazingxkcd wrote:thats scary
Thrustor??? Than what's that large hole in his stomach? Looks perfect for mating, to me! :p
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On August 16 2011 09:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 05:16 Dman wrote: "Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)"
We have 4 Intelligence and all we get is "It looks like a PACK OF WILD SWAMP BLOBS SENT BY THE GREEN SCUMBLOB"
So much for intelligence...
Other than that, awesome job Coag! You have some serious Photoshop skillz. "Sipping my morning tea while reading the Sunday paper, I notice the rather acrid reek of something nasty approaching. I fold my paper quickly, fix my monocle to my eye, and adjust my top hat, before the origin of the stench had made itself known. Before long, there slithered in three churlish boors, most obviously sent by that most uncivilized fellow the Green Scum-blog. I pondered to myself how to deal with such uneducated simpletons, for whom words of such sophistication as mine would not make themselves understood. Luckily, they solved that problem for me, as they continued their advance aggressively, and my fighting-stick found it's way into my hand. "So, it's a brawl you want, hey? Maybe a little bit of fisticuffs?", I snarled with all the derision and contempt I could muster, "Very well, have at thee!"" Is that smart enough? :p
so you voted to fight as well, hmm?
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On August 16 2011 09:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:Show nested quote +On August 16 2011 05:16 Dman wrote: "Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)"
We have 4 Intelligence and all we get is "It looks like a PACK OF WILD SWAMP BLOBS SENT BY THE GREEN SCUMBLOB"
So much for intelligence...
Other than that, awesome job Coag! You have some serious Photoshop skillz. "Sipping my morning tea while reading the Sunday paper, I notice the rather acrid reek of something nasty approaching. I fold my paper quickly, fix my monocle to my eye, and adjust my top hat, before the origin of the stench had made itself known. Before long, there slithered in three churlish boors, most obviously sent by that most uncivilized fellow the Green Scum-blog. I pondered to myself how to deal with such uneducated simpletons, for whom words of such sophistication as mine would not make themselves understood. Luckily, they solved that problem for me, as they continued their advance aggressively, and my fighting-stick found it's way into my hand. "So, it's a brawl you want, hey? Maybe a little bit of fisticuffs?", I snarled with all the derision and contempt I could muster, "Very well, have at thee!"" Is that smart enough? :p I believe you portraited TotalBiscuit. A very well done portrait good sir
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Red thing looks like a demented balrog :/ Did we destroy the green dudes yet??
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+ Show Spoiler +On August 16 2011 09:05 amazingxkcd wrote:thats scary
0.0 Thrustor would be much scarier if he well... were... No, he's fuckin' scary.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Z6GLp.png) Ok so our blue guy flew up in the air and started aggressively launching LASER BLASTS OF EXPLOSIVE PSI ENERGY. But it doesnt seem to be killing them. Only splitting them into smaller more angrier swamp blobs.
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On August 16 2011 10:38 Coagulation wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Z6GLp.png) Ok so our blue guy flew up in the air and started aggressively launching LASER BLASTS OF EXPLOSIVE PSI ENERGY. But it doesnt seem to be killing them. Only splitting them into smaller more angrier swamp blobs. soo..what no poll?
did we lose?
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Yes, I believe that now that we have broken the blob up into smaller, more sexually vulnerable pieces that we use our psychic powers to levitate them up in the air one by one and have gratuitous sex with them.mate with them so that we may use our amazing intelligence to formulate an effective weapon against them using their own genetic code.
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Ok their small enough to eat now, go for it! We can probably get some bad breath perk or something. Hopefully we wont die from somekinda fungus poisoning
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I was gonna go wtih bite size snacks, but whatever floats your boats D:
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Make friends with them, betray them! Push them off a cliff, to their deaths!
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