My teacher was a regular AP grader and she graded it my year and told us afterwards about how many people wrote THIS IS SPARTA! Somebody actually stood up midway through the grading and screamed "THIS IS SPARTA!" and everybody laughed. As long as it's in arguably good taste, the graders will tend to enjoy it. (Reading hundreds upon hundreds of formulaic essays on the same topic can get tedious.)

huameng

United States1133 Posts

April 03 2010 07:42 GMT

#24

I wrote half of an AP Lit essay in limerick. Wasn't worth it, didnt get a 5 =\ plus my meter was surely off

Saugardas

121 Posts

April 03 2010 07:44 GMT

#25

On April 03 2010 16:30 Chen wrote:

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unless you are a senior or extremely certain you will get a 5 its not worth it...

T_T Freshman here...Waste of 80 bux since I am certain I will not get a 5?

Roffles

Pitcairn19291 Posts

April 03 2010 07:46 GMT

#26

I remember senior year when I had already gotten admissions and knew that some of my AP exams wouldn't get me any credit, I just screwed around and drew random garbage all over the test and just slept.

Xenocide_Knight

Korea (South)2625 Posts

April 03 2010 08:00 GMT

#27

My friend drew a pirate on his AP calc BC exam
it asked to find the area of "R"

so my friends pirate had a speech bubble that said
"this be the area of aRRR"

ill try to find a picture of it

Amnesia

United States3818 Posts

April 03 2010 08:18 GMT

#28

You know those seals you get from AP exams? I sealed my entire AP test booklet WOOHOO!

Another one:

On the essay section I wrote, "go to page 4." Then on page 4, I wrote "go to page 8" and kept doing that and at my very last page I wrote "GIVE ME A 5 U NEVER SEEN SOMETHING UNIQUE LIKE THIS" and put the seal sticker over that message which said "OPEN HERE"

HeavOnEarth

United States7087 Posts

April 03 2010 08:18 GMT

#29

On April 03 2010 16:44 Saugardas wrote:

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T_T Freshman here...Waste of 80 bux since I am certain I will not get a 5?

lol i got a 3 on english, apush and some random american/us history class.
never had to take em in uni
WELL WORTH IT

opsayo

591 Posts

April 03 2010 08:52 GMT

#30

this thread makes me think that i was a loser in high school for taking the AP test and not drawing cocks everywhere

Carnivorous Sheep

Baa?21244 Posts

April 03 2010 08:52 GMT

#31

I enjoy drawing sheep on my AP tests. Did it for three years.

Had little comics and everything. Sheep went on adventures and ate people, it was friggin' awesome if I do say so myself.

KwarK

United States43869 Posts

April 03 2010 09:30 GMT

#32

Turn it into one of those make your own adventure books. First page write "you will need: 2 D6 dice, pencil, scorecard" then create an adventure involving turning to random pages, battling goblins and gaining the knowledge of the elders.

General Nuke Em

United States680 Posts

April 03 2010 09:39 GMT

#33

I'm pretty chill with my old AP US history teacher; since graduating from high school I've made a point to visit him whenever I'm in town. Last summer he showed me some choice answers that him and his fellow graders of the AP tests found in the essay sections of the AP US exams.

It was too late to repair the irreparable.
African Americans fell off the racial inequality ladder
Japanese Americans were usually of Japanese descent.
The Japanese were sent to reservations. The Indians did not like this.
According to one poll, Jews were the 2d most annoying race in the US, right behind the Italians.
The Mexican Americans didn’t have it as bad as they were far away and they were dealing with Cuba’s missiles.
The shape of Japanese eyes inhibited them from seeing very clearly during the war.
I have swine flu.
Domestic factors during the 2d World War were often overshadowed by the emergence of rock and roll and cool cars.
During WWII, many got the chance to experience the experience.
Executive Order 90210.
As documents A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, and J demonstrate, slavery was prominent in America.

lightrise

United States1355 Posts

April 03 2010 09:59 GMT

#34

OMG i have done many of these. I was there for the year when everyone did this is sparta. It was highly entertaining. My friends and I decided to make up our own rules the next year to incorporate two words or sets of words into our essays.

1. That was quick as shit
2. Zygote

My bio teacher said the word zygote about 45 times in one class period. The former was just hilarious and i got it into my essay 5 times for my ap language essay. Also for the same test i drew a picture as a response to one of the 3 essays illustrating the authors literary devices.

There are a few more that were really fun to do. I recited a whole akon song at the end of my econ essay for shits and giggles.

WAAA

New Zealand291 Posts

April 03 2010 10:06 GMT

#35

I talked about the rage virus in one of my bio exams I think.

-ty[r]ant

United States140 Posts

April 03 2010 10:06 GMT

#36

On April 03 2010 18:39 General Nuke Em wrote:
I'm pretty chill with my old AP US history teacher; since graduating from high school I've made a point to visit him whenever I'm in town. Last summer he showed me some choice answers that him and his fellow graders of the AP tests found in the essay sections of the AP US exams.

It was too late to repair the irreparable.
African Americans fell off the racial inequality ladder
Japanese Americans were usually of Japanese descent.
The Japanese were sent to reservations. The Indians did not like this.
According to one poll, Jews were the 2d most annoying race in the US, right behind the Italians.
The Mexican Americans didn’t have it as bad as they were far away and they were dealing with Cuba’s missiles.
The shape of Japanese eyes inhibited them from seeing very clearly during the war.
I have swine flu.
Domestic factors during the 2d World War were often overshadowed by the emergence of rock and roll and cool cars.
During WWII, many got the chance to experience the experience.
Executive Order 90210.
As documents A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, and J demonstrate, slavery was prominent in America.

I totally wrote something exactly like that for my essay question on APUSH, it was something along the lines of pick 2 of the following 5 descents and write about their trials during WW2. I picked Jews and Japanese, and wrote that many Japanese felt prejudiced against because they could not see as well as other immigrants, and thus had more limited job opportunies as well as struggling in warfare.

haaduken

United States41 Posts

April 03 2010 10:11 GMT

#37

One of my friends knew he was going to fail the test, so he drew a picture by taping his pubic hair to the page. I forget what the picture was of, but I think it was a crude stick figure.

He got a 1.

Exteray

United States1094 Posts

April 03 2010 10:19 GMT

#38

Senior year I took 5 APs and I got straight 1's.. for most of them I wrote in detail the plot of the movie 300, with detailed illustrations of course.

29 fps

United States5725 Posts

April 03 2010 10:22 GMT

#39

On April 03 2010 19:11 haaduken wrote:
One of my friends knew he was going to fail the test, so he drew a picture by taping his pubic hair to the page. I forget what the picture was of, but I think it was a crude stick figure.

He got a 1.

LOL

i didnt know you could draw pics and get away with it.... i shouldve done that

Jugan

United States1566 Posts

April 03 2010 10:27 GMT

#40

On my AP US History exam essay I wrote "penis" on every other word and crossed it out. I got a 5 on my exam (the only person in my class), and I felt I wrote really good essays... and only one person got a 9 on all three essays (in the class), so I assumed my penis essays won the day for me