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July 23 2010 16:55 GMT
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Effort comes in, with a suit, introducing the group ceremony. Today's events are, apparently
1) Progamers gossip!
2) Dreams of the Starleaguers
3) Starleaguers' Brain (drawn by themselves)
4) 1 on 1 dates with Stargirls

Alright, let's get this show on the road? What the hell is this commercial? Effort in a swimsuit? Flying an airplane off a girl's curves? What what what?

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Anyway, progamers enter, with nothing special, other than one or two progamers trying some weird moves that doesn't even count at all imo. Pure enters with some weird doll, which he throws into the crowd.... lol. Stork, Flash, and Jaedong seems to have their own entrance song, Jaedong with some Kelly Clarkson song.

And now... for some gossip!

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Sea: Whenever I look at free hyung's interviews, he always talks about girls (for example, Stargirls). Our team members always go like "This hyung talks about girls everytime~"

Bisu: Sea looks like a little kid who only cares about soccer... But he really likes girls! Don't just look at him like he's so innocent!

Action: There is a progamer... he looks pretty innocent... but in reality, his tastes are really picky, so he doesn't have a girlfriend!

Fantasy: His broadcasting image is "Chic". But if you know him, he talks a lot and will pull pranks on you! I can't say who it is...

Hyuk: I don't think I'm very "Chic" When I play games, I turn into a completely different person than when I'm in the dorm... it's not bad but...

Effort: Hydra has a snaggletooth. Whenever he has a favor to ask, he shows his snaggletooth and smiles with his eyes to make it impossible to refuse him! It's so provoking!

Hydra: He acts like he's reserved and silent... but he talks behind people's back often and gossips a lot!

Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.

HiyA: I heard that Pure has a lot of girlfriends... Where did I hear this?

Pure: There's this progamer who's pretty good looking and seems pure... but there's always girls around him!

Stork: I have this drinking habit... I just go into the toilet, sit there, lock the door, and fall asleep.... and even though people tried to wake me up, they failed and I woke up when I wake up normally.

Flash: There's a progamer who ~really~ likes clubbing! It was really shocking so I asked him, and it's been confirmed as truth!

Kal: There once was a time when I was pretty pure! Then I started living in reality and I started getting a bit dirty. It's not like a long time ago.

free: When I drink with Zero... he has a habit where he punches the chins of people older than him. I think it's a cool drinking habit.

Zero: There's a progamer who has said that he has never had a girlfriend... but apparently he goes clubbing in other regions?
And another progamer... went kinda nuts during a broadcasts and got edited because it was too much!! He should stop pretending like he's pure and reveal himself already!

Leta: I heard Kal likes guys!




Commentators: Kal, do you admit everything they've said about you is true?
Kal: I don't think they were all aimed at me...
Commentators: Oh right, that's right. So are you denying you went clubbing?
Kal: Well, I have been clubbing with my friends a few times during vacation...
Commentators: Is there anything you catch after you went there a few times?
Kal: I go there to enjoy myself with friends, no other reasons
Audience: Yeah right!

Commentators: What do you think about Leta's question?
Kal: Guys? It's not that I like guys. It's just that Leta hyung looks like my old ex-girlfriend.
Audience: Whoooooo!
Kal: Leta hyung looks pretty cute, and I've said that he gives off the same image as my ex-girlfriend in some interview, And that probably got turned into that rumor that I like guys.

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Leta sends a heart to Kal

Commentators: Ooh! So Leta, is Kal the type of person you like?
Leta: He's just my style ~
Commentators: Oh, so it must be true Leta likes guys! Would you like it if Kal liked guys?
Leta: If he likes guys then I will...
<Kal does not look happy>

More investigation into Kal's clubbing habits. Kal denies it, saying that it's a false rumor.

Now, for the dreams of the progamers!


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"Marry a pretty girl"
"Marry a pretty and kind girl"

Commentators start going nuts about how marrying a pretty and kind girl is something that only happens in dreams. Commentators ask free whose dreams he thinks those are.

Free: I think it's Effort. He keeps spreading false rumors about me saying that I like girls, and to me it looks like Effort really likes girls.

"Marry a pretty girl" - Flash
"Marry a pretty and kind girl" - Pure

Commenator: Flash, how old are you?
Flash: I'm 18!
Commentator: When do you think you've had that dream?
Flash: I've had that dream since I was born!
Commentator: Who is the type of girl you'd like to marry?
Flash looks pretty flustered. Laughter. Commentators make fun of him.
Flash: I want to marry someone like my mom!
Audience: Yeah right!
Flash: I wrote down a "pretty girl" so I didn't specify anything other than that!

Commentator: Who is your ideal type?
Flash: Nicole
Commentator: When do you want to get married?
Flash: 5~10 years?

And now, attention shifts to Pure.

Pure: For me something got cut off. I actually had "Someone who is pretty in heart and kind"
Audience: Yeah right!
Pure: I wanted to emphasize kindness! But it came out that way.

Commentator: Someone gossiped before that you have met a lot of girls! So you must have met a lot of people like that!
Pure: I think HiyA said it, and that's a 100% rumor that HiyA made up. I can swear on it!
Commentator: Why do you think HiyA made it up?
Pure: I've been asking him to help me practice a lot so he's making it up!
HiyA: Rumors don't just come out of nowhere! I heard this from WeMade team members!
Pure: I can't say anything else. I can swear what HiyA says is false!
Commentator: HiyA, what did you specifically hear from them?
HiyA: Oh you know, how he goes out at night often, and how he pays a lot of attention to girls... I think strong denial is a sign that it's true.
Pure: I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years, and I haven't been meeting any girls.
Commentator: That's pretty pitiful
Pure: Yeah I think I'm pretty pitiful.
HiyA: I heard he likes ShinAe.
Pure: I like that type of girls but she's not an ideal type or anything.

Next line!
"Escaping the Kong Line"

Fantasy: I wanted to write "Win the Starleague" but if I wrote that, it'd be boring so I wrote it more amusingly.

Fantasy interviewed a while back, saying that he could see who would be the new Kong Line member when he makes it to the round of 16. He thinks that Zero will be the new Kong LIne Member.

Zero: I think winning 2nd place in a Starleague is something to be proud of so I think he should be satisfied!

"Whitecollared worker who makes a lot of money" - Free

Free just wanted a realistic dream!

"Millionaire" - Effort

Effort: "Millionaire" just means a really rich person. So Bill Gates level?
Commentator: Do you donate often?
Effort: If I do become a Millionaire, the first thing I want to do is donate.

"Conquer the World"
[T/N: In Korean it's World 정ㅋ벅ㅋ. It started as 정ㅋ복ㅋ, which is literally "Conquer lol", used by fans after ForGG took out Jaedong and Flash. After ForGG used a bug, the 복 changed to 벅 (Bug) , so it's 정ㅋ벅ㅋ. Thanks to motbob for bringing this up]

Commentator: Oh, wasn't ForGG eliminated?
Commentator: Wouldn't it be HiyA? If it's a parody, it's probably HiyA

HiyA: I wanted to say something... can I advertise my fancafe? I have a new event for my fancafe so I wanted to advertise it. I wanted to do a ceremony for today but I didn't get to prepare for anything. Recently girlgroups are all the rage, but I think if I dressed like a girl I thought the program would get cancelled so I didn't do that.

Apparently HiyA is allowing people to post ceremony ideas in his cafe, and he's planning on doing a ceremony after each win in Starleague. If he uses your idea, he will buy you chicken! [Oh, btw, I joined HiyA's fancafe. If you have any ideas. post it and I'll post it over there.]

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HiyA: so what was my question? Oh right, "World Domination". I wanted to go back to my nursery days, and I think it'd be just boring if I wrote down "World Domination". So I wanted to make fun of my best friend, ForGG. There's nothing special about it, I wrote it because there was nothing to write.

"Buy a house" - Hyuk

Apparently he found the need to buy a house as he grew older.

"Go to the finals, and invite IU as the guest artist" - Zero

Zero: Like fantasy, it's another way of expressing that I want to get to the Finals.

"Make a lot of friends" - Kal

Commentators: Don't you mean girlfriend? If you want a girlfriend then why don't you go clubbing more? See? The truth reveals itself Kal!
Kal: It's been 5 years since I've come to Seoul, and I don't have any friends in Seoul even now. I've been wondering if I've been too concentrating too much on my career

Kal will be trying hard to meet his dream during his break.

"First Prize in the Lottery" - Bisu

Apparently Best has been buying lottery tickets often, and Bisu buys about three tickets every week because he thinks he would win the lottery with that amount [lol yeah right]. Apparently Bisu won 4 out of 6 numbers before, and won 60000 won [About 50 dollars]? But he didn't get to cash it in cause it expired. He plans on buying tickets every day now.

"Win a soccer bet with another team and eat free food" - Stork

Commentator: How is this a dream? Really? What kind of dreams is TaekBbangLeeSsang having? Lottery? Free Food? What is this?
Stork: During the world cup we made a lot of soccer bets with other teams. We lost every match so we spent a lot of our money we use to buy snacks on the other teams. So it's been a while since we had a midnight snack, so I want a free snack.
Commentator: Who is the strongest team?
Stork: You know how there's 10 teams, after Ace. We lost to five teams.

"Play with friends" - Action

Commentators: This is so sad! So pitiful! Heart wrenching!

"Be Healthy" - Jaedong

Jaedong wants to be healthy so he can crush everyone at matches. He thinks being healthy is the most basic thing you need to do anything, so he wrote it down.

"Be the best Manager" - Leta

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It's a dream for the future apparently.
Commentator: A manager needs to be charismatic! I haven't seen many cute managers. Do you want to be a cute coach?
Leta: I'm charismatic!
Commentator: Can we see it? Where is it?
Leta: It's not something I can just show, it happens gradually!

"Live a long life with my parents" - Sea

Sea: To be honest... I think I was too happy when I won and just wrote anything down. I have some other dream!

Sea: I want to make money, and go to a country village in France, in a house with a Swimming Pool, and have a vineyard, and make wine as a living.
Commentator: Do you like wine?
Sea: I haven't had wine. But I think it's weird if you just have the house, so you need a vineyard or something.
Sea: The keypoint is that it needs to be a country village
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Commentator: Why France? Do you want to marry a French Girl?
Sea: No no... it's nothing like that
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Sea: Actually, you're correct :D
Sea: I went to the French countryside once and I really liked it.

"Be Rich" - Hydra

Uh, right. nothing special here.



Progamer Brains! I didn't find anyone who could edit images, so TT If anyone wants to edit the images in, go for it.

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Flash
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1 - I'm going to pout if they don't give me the MVP after winning the regular season
2 - Reach hyung keeps telling me to read a lot of books but I really can't read them....
3 - Why am I losing recently? I'm going to win again
4 - Kwang Ahn Ri
5 - Soccer
6 - Table Tennis
7 - If it wasn't for Jaedong hyung, I would have won more...
8 - Will we be able to win at Kwang Ahn Ri?
9 - I'm sick of Bananas and Sweet Potatoes
10 - Who will be the winning soccer team? I bet on Germany T_T
11 - Can't I live by only eating Blueberries?
12 - Salary
13 - Blueberry
14 - Diet
15 - Jaedong Hyung
16 - Game


Commentators: Wow, Jaedong takes up two slots! Is all you do think about Jaedong?
Flash: It's not like that... I just wrote it down honestly. I lost to Jaedong hyung in three finals, so if I think if I had won all of them...
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Jaedong's Reaction

Jaedong: I think we've both won and lost, so I think it's completely fair

Jaedong
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1 - I want to go on vacation...
2 - Leta is a cutie
3 - Hiya keeps singing in the dormitories. It's stressful and it's noise pollution.
4 - Driving License
5 - My Investment Account
6 - Soccer
7 - Flash [T/N: The player drew in a bubble instead of the dot here]
8 - The Future
9 - Europe Backpacking Trip
10 - Table Tennis
11 - Let's exercise! Work Out!
12 - Army
13 - Marry for Love
14 -
15 - Friends
16 - I HATE LOSING


Commentator: What kind songs does HiyA sing that it gives you stress?
Jaedong: I just don't want to hear him sing with his voice
Commentators: OH, is it something we don't want to hear, or is it some sweet voice? Let's find out. HiyA?
HiyA: Normally I just sing, and since no one bothers me I thought I was good. Then I recorded myself and heard it, and I understood where Jaedong was coming from.
Commentator: Let's hear it! Can you sing one verse?

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Hiya obliges. Jaedong looks sad :|

HiyA
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1 - What will I do as a ceremony? I have to be funny but there's so much pressure T_T
2 - Playing the piano and signing with a sweet voice to Confess? >o<
3 - To win the lottery.. a very simple dream
4 - Win the Starleague
5 - Insoles
6 - I don't have any money in my bank account....
7 - The power of Insoles is great
8 - I will conquer you lol [T/N: 정ㅋ벅ㅋ]
9 - I wanna be Messi
10 - To be buff... it's a long and tough road.
11 - I think the entertainer's blood is flowing in my veins lol
12 - Fashion
13 - Guest of a Show or MC?
14 - Soccer King ShootDori
15 - Six Figure Salary
16 - VACATION I WANT TO GO ON VACATION WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME??


HiyA: I'm currently 174cm. But Jaedong started using insoles. Because of that I wondered if it has such a big effect, and I started using insoles, and wow, it's a whole new world!

Sea
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1 - Celebrities
2 - Barcelona
3 - Money
4 - Messi
5 - Europe Trip
6 - Hero
7 - Army
8 - Insole
9 - What will I do during the Vacation?
10 - Soccer
11 - Skin
12 - Michael Jordan
13 - Women
14 - Friends
15 - My Life Plan
16 - Family


Commentators: Wow, you like Messi and Michael Jordan more than your team? What is this?
Sea: Well they're my idols, so I wrote them down.

Bisu
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1 - Watch Celebrities
2 - Hairstyle
3 - Skin Care
4 - Go to the Beach
5 - Care for my looks
6 - Soccer
7 - Win the Proleague
8 - Get Buff
9 - Miss A
10 - I'm Sleepy.. Sleep.
11 - Dress Well
12 - Make Boy and Girl friends
13 - Worries about Military
14 - Contract Negotiations
15 - Exercise
16 - Win the Starleague


Zero
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1 - Im Seol Yong (2 AM), Taeyang (Big Bang)
2 - Stargirl
3 - Free hyung... What will I reveal about him?
4 - IU
5 - Win the Starleague
6 - Lose weight on my cheeks
7 - Diet....
8 - Height... insoles?
9 - I need to study English...
10 - I'm tired
11 - Sleep
12 - Money! Win the Lottery? Six Figure Salary?
13 - I want a girlfriend...
14 -
15 - Fans
16 - GO ON A TRIP! Get on Korean Air and go out of the country!


Commentators: "Free hyung... what will I reveal about him?" Do you have anything to reveal anything about Free? The truth about free, now I can say it!
Zero: He's sending me signals to not say anything. But actually, Free hyung doesn't clean himself often. And today, specially, because it's the OSL group selection, he washed himself twice!
Free: I woke up at 8, and I played go and another game, ate, and slept again, and when I woke up, I had bed hair, so I washed my hair again... and Zero saw me and went "Wow, it's different from Proleague isn't it"


Free
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1 - I barely made it T_T [Starleague]
2 - It was nice to talk to the Stargirls
3 - Contract
4 - Starleague
5 - What do I need to do to get better at English?
6 - Go
7 - Lee Hyori's Anti Fans have been increasing...
8 - I want to get taller
9 - I dont' have time? lol
10 - Thinking about the Future
11 - Proleague
12 - Money
13 - Exercising
14 - Girls
15 - I'm tired (I want to sleep all day)
16 - Army


Commentators: What dan as you as an Amateur?
Free: I'm reached 4 dan, and recently go has been a lot more interesting lately, so I've been reading professional articles.
Commentators: I also heard that Fantasy was a good go player. Have you ever played with him?
Free: I haven't played him, we're not very close.
Commentators: Well you guys can get close to each other playing go! Fantasy, if Free asks you to play Go, will you play with him?
Fantasy: Well, I'm only 1 dan as Amateur. So I will play him with the attitude I will learn something from him
Commentators: We'll try to organize something. You guys will play, right?
Fantasy,Free: right

Fantasy
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1 - I want to play Soccer with Samsung
2 - I want to go on a trip
3 - I want to buy clothes
4 - I want to play Soccer with other teams
5 - Win the Proleague
6 - Tired
7 - I want to sleep
8 - I'm Hungry
9 - I want to go home
10 - Starcraft 2
11 - Let's get Buff
12 - Contract
13 - Exercise
14 - Pusan
15 - Group Selection
16 - Win The Starleague


Fantasy: I wanted to play soccer with other teams, and out of them, I wanted to play Samsung the most.
Commentators: Is it because you guys can beat Samsung?
Fantasy: No, it's because our team is really bad at soccer. We lost to all the other teams too. But, as we played against Samsung, we learned why Soccer was so fun.
Commentators: Did you find the joy of scoring goals?
Fantasy: No, the joy of getting the ball over the center line.

Hyuk
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1 - Watch "The Hot Brothers"
2 - Watch "Kim Ttak Goo"
3 - I want to play
4 - Proleague
5 - MSL
6 - Family
7 - Increase my win rate against Zerg
8 - Group Selection
9 - I want to go home
10 - I wanna buy clothes
11 - I want to rest
12 - Salary
13 - Get an Individual League Title
14 - Changwon
15 - Health (Stomach)
16 - Starleague


Commentators ask Jaedong to give some health advice. Doctor Jaedong gives Hyuk some tips to take care of himself.

Effort
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1 - Create new builds
2 - Lets gain some weight
3 - Stress over Acne -_-
4 - When Do I get a vacation?
5 - What do I need to do to get more fans?
6 - I need to do better.
7 - I need to exercise
8 - I want to go on a trip
9 - I want to quickly go to the military and come back
10 - I'm not a loser
11 - English OTL
12 - If I win both leagues, I can be the next Bonjwa
13 - 깝 Instinct [T/N: No idea what that is]
14 -
15 - I want to make people laugh
16 - Tired


Effort: I'm the funniest guy in my team. I'm a really funny guy. If you're close to me, I'll make sure you won't be bored

Stork
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1 - kg...
2 - Figure out how to take breaks during practice time
3 - Play with my teammates
4 - Exercise
5 - Army
6 - Girlfriend
7 - Vacation
8 - Thinking about the future
9 - I should tried hard (regrets)
10 - Electronic Equipment
11 - Mosquitoes Annoying me
12 - Game
13 - Things to Eat
14 - Next Season
15 - Sleep, Rest
16 - Money


Leta
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1 - Not eating Spicy Food
2 - My stomach hurts T_T Stop being in pain, stomach
3 - What other kinds of cute things are there?
4 - Taking care of my health
5 - Parents
6 - Soccer
7 - We beat Samsung... How will we beat other teams?
8 - This season is my season. I'll do my best to win.
9 - My Cheeks are rising recently
10 - Starleague Theme song for me
11 - I don't want to use things like insoles T_T
12 - Cute things
13 - Hey, my height, can you grow a little more?
14 - MIrror
15 - Ceremony
16 - Win the Starleague


Pure
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1 - Eat Korean Medicine three times a day
2 - My Credit Card Bill... I don't have any money
3 - Stargirls are pretty
4 - Proleague! KwangAhnRi!
5 - Where do I meet girls? I get a 2% hope from Kang Min hyung
6 - I need to gain weight
7 - When do I go to the military?
8 - One Piece is very fun T_T
9 -
10 - iPhone is good. ??? doesnt work.
11 - Who do I pick for the Golden Ball?
12 - I will be the best Protoss player
13 - I wanna be rich
14 - Get a girlfriend
15 - Why don't I have many fans?
16 - Beat one of the TaekBbangLeeSsang and Win!


Kal
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1 - Win
2 - Record
3 - Clubbing
4 - I wanna rest
5 - Individual League Record
6 - Slumping
7 - Winning
8 - Special Force
9 -
10 - Girlfriend
11 - Alcohol
12 - Family, Home
13 - Skin
14 - Negotiation for Salary
15 - Winning Proleague
16 - Proleague 2nd or 3rd Place


Commentators: Club! Alcohol! Girlfriend! How are you pure? You're filled with thoughts like this!
Kal: No... I'm just someone who is opening my eyes to it. I think I'm being portrayed as some mania ;; I hope Zero hyung will reveal who that club mania he talked about is.
Zero: It's not Kal
Commentators: oh... okay.

Hydra
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1 - Gain weight
2 - Exercise
3 - Fashion
4 - Kwang Ahn Ri Finals
5 - Stobu Period? [No Idea]
6 - Practice
7 - Do I look like Lee cheong Yong?
8 - Soccer
9 - Braces
10 - Get a Girlfriend
11 - Health
12 - Tired
13 - Free Days
14 - Dentist
15 - Fans
16 - Contests


Action
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1 - Get close to players in the other team... I don't know anyone
2 -
3 - Starcraft 2
4 - Friends
5 - Team
6 - Sleep
7 - Eliminated from MSL
8 - Our team Next Season
10 - Food
11 - What would have happened if I had studied?
12 - Family
13 - Exercise
14 - Builds
15 - Money
16 - Starleague







Part 2 to come at some future date. If someone wants to do it let me know :3
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AnyOne
Profile Joined January 2008
Chile547 Posts
July 23 2010 16:59 GMT
#2
rofl so funny
STX SOuL FightinG~ Inter.Calm FigthinG ~
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
July 23 2010 17:07 GMT
#3
Haha...this was epic. Definitely beats Rekrul's progammer gossip.
vance
Profile Joined August 2009
Thailand118 Posts
July 23 2010 17:19 GMT
#4
What is "Kong line"? Why does Fantasy want to escape it?
Fantasy BeSt ZerO
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
July 23 2010 17:21 GMT
#5
Nice work!

Ceremony for Hiya...ummmmmmm.
valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
July 23 2010 17:21 GMT
#6
Haha how baller is Hiya? and poor Kal
ggaemo fan
Royalcommand
Profile Joined September 2008
Korea (South)189 Posts
July 23 2010 17:24 GMT
#7
On July 24 2010 02:19 vance wrote:
What is "Kong line"? Why does Fantasy want to escape it?

it means being the silver surfer, stork was part of it for a while until he won an osl. fantasy wants to escape it because he took 2nd place in the osl two times.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 17:34:18
July 23 2010 17:28 GMT
#8
;_;
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
July 23 2010 17:30 GMT
#9
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?
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Sprouter
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1724 Posts
July 23 2010 17:30 GMT
#10
On July 24 2010 02:19 vance wrote:
What is "Kong line"? Why does Fantasy want to escape it?
The Kong line refers to Yellow. Players who always finish second in starleagues (I'm not sure if this is just for the OSL) without having a win are part of the Kong line.

This OSL ceremony was awesome XD
TRAP[yoo]
Profile Joined December 2009
Hungary6026 Posts
July 23 2010 17:41 GMT
#11
zero please make it to the finals :D
FTD
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
July 23 2010 17:48 GMT
#12
Leta + Kal together forever <3 <3 <3
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 23 2010 17:53 GMT
#13
LOL so good, thanks for sharing :D
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Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
July 23 2010 17:59 GMT
#14
Stork: I have this drinking habit... I just go into the toilet, sit there, lock the door, and fall asleep.... and even though people tried to wake me up, they failed and I woke up when I wake up normally.


LOL!!! ^^
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locodoco
Profile Joined July 2010
Korea (South)1615 Posts
July 23 2010 17:59 GMT
#15
could some1 link the vod pretty please?
i wish riot would give me better ping
neobowman
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3324 Posts
July 23 2010 18:00 GMT
#16
Leta is ****ing HILARIOUS
pvzvt
Profile Joined October 2009
Israel2097 Posts
July 23 2010 18:07 GMT
#17
i thought kespa didnt authorize ceremonies??
so much fun to see hiya bringing it back
i say we dust off and nuke it from orbit
remag
Profile Joined August 2009
Germany354 Posts
July 23 2010 18:16 GMT
#18
Nice Thanks thats what iam looking for.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
July 23 2010 18:20 GMT
#19
Brilliant. Group selection is always funny as hell.
VeirenT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States181 Posts
July 23 2010 18:21 GMT
#20
looool in the gossip section everyone's pointing fingers and denying accusations and it gets to stork: "i sleep in the bathroom after drinking."

dreams... everyone's talking about good health, making money, becoming successful etc.... gets to stork: win a bet and eat free food

LOL stork is so amazing
Kreedit
Profile Joined March 2009
Sweden373 Posts
July 23 2010 18:24 GMT
#21
Nice to see that Leta seems so open minded
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 23 2010 18:24 GMT
#22
"Kal likes guys!"

I burst out laughing :D
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
ohN
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1075 Posts
July 23 2010 18:26 GMT
#23
On July 24 2010 01:55 Milkis wrote:
Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.

This made me lol. JD never says anything good about hiya, eh?
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 23 2010 18:34 GMT
#24
On July 24 2010 03:26 ohN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 01:55 Milkis wrote:
Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.

This made me lol. JD never says anything good about hiya, eh?


Thats a bad thing?
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
imperator-xy
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Germany1366 Posts
July 23 2010 18:48 GMT
#25
haha stork is a god
dani_caliKorea
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
730 Posts
July 23 2010 18:57 GMT
#26
On July 24 2010 03:34 Megalisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 03:26 ohN wrote:
On July 24 2010 01:55 Milkis wrote:
Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.

This made me lol. JD never says anything good about hiya, eh?


Thats a bad thing?


surprisingly
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
July 23 2010 19:05 GMT
#27
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?

its quite illogical...he shoulve been like "yea im the balller pro" rather than that
Black Gun
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Germany4482 Posts
July 23 2010 19:09 GMT
#28
sounds like they are 11-year olds, just entering puberty: oh look, XY likes that girl AB, hahahahahhaaha.

but still its hilarious. especially hiya.
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GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
July 23 2010 19:23 GMT
#29
On July 24 2010 04:09 Black Gun wrote:
sounds like they are 11-year olds, just entering puberty: oh look, XY likes that girl AB, hahahahahhaaha.

but still its hilarious. especially hiya.


LOL so true
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swanized
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada2480 Posts
July 23 2010 19:24 GMT
#30
Hiya baller


lol at JD comment about hiya
Writer
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
July 23 2010 19:37 GMT
#31
haha this is really interesting thanks Milkis
Fanatic-Templar
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada5819 Posts
July 23 2010 20:35 GMT
#32
On July 24 2010 01:55 Milkis wrote:
free: When I drink with Zero... he has a habit where he punches the chins of people older than him. I think it's a cool drinking habit.


I don't know why I think this is absolutely hilarious. Maybe because I'm reading it as:

"When Zero gets drunk, he punches old people in the chin. That's just the coolest thing ever."
I bear this sig to commemorate the loss of the team icon that commemorated Oversky's 2008-2009 Proleague Round 1 performance.
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
July 23 2010 20:46 GMT
#33
Stork is an alcoholic? lol

And JD dissing HiyA as always

Golden!
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 23 2010 20:54 GMT
#34
wow lol Leta: "we'll if KaL likes guys then I will..."
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ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
July 23 2010 20:56 GMT
#35
So like if free said its a false roomer that he likes girls then that means...
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nurle
Profile Joined August 2009
Norway308 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-23 21:06:56
July 23 2010 21:06 GMT
#36
why do they deny when people talk about girls? are they all gay!?!?!

Sea is so awesome ^^

btw does this mean the video will be subbed on youtube xD???
Jaedong fucking beast
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 23 2010 21:44 GMT
#37
I think Hyuk's image is "chic" not "sick" ?
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DemiSe
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
883 Posts
July 23 2010 21:48 GMT
#38
Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.

Haha. Jaedong 1, HiyA nothing!
Let's See Who's Stronger, Your Tricks, Or My Skills.
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
July 23 2010 21:56 GMT
#39
On July 24 2010 06:44 OpticalShot wrote:
I think Hyuk's image is "chic" not "sick" ?


Oh, you're right.

they kept saying 시크 which sounds like Sick more than Chic. I'll fix this right now
datscilly
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States528 Posts
July 23 2010 22:05 GMT
#40
On July 24 2010 04:05 unit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?

its quite illogical...he shoulve been like "yea im the balller pro" rather than that


They're coming from a more innocent viewpoint. Clubs are dirty places, the girls there are supposed to act embarrassed that they're there, and going clubbing is something that adults succumb to.
Nouar
Profile Joined May 2009
France3270 Posts
July 23 2010 22:23 GMT
#41
Sea: I want to make money, and go to a country village in France, in a house with a Swimming Pool, and have a vineyard, and make wine as a living.
Commentator: Do you like wine?
Sea: I haven't had wine. But I think it's weird if you just have the house, so you need a vineyard or something.
Sea: The keypoint is that it needs to be a country village
Commentator: Why France? Do you want to marry a French Girl?
Sea: No no... it's nothing like that
[pause]
Sea: Actually, you're correct :D
Sea: I went to the French countryside once and I really liked it.


Ahahahahah ! Come in France Sea, I'll show you plenty of nice countryside, vineyards and girls xD
Maybe next WWI, if there's another one someday :s The last one was sooo much fun with the koreans !
NoiR
QibingZero
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
2611 Posts
July 23 2010 22:55 GMT
#42
This is incredibly funny, can't wait for the rest!
Oh, my eSports
hacpee
Profile Joined November 2007
United States752 Posts
July 23 2010 23:12 GMT
#43
OMG stork is my hero.
Zaphid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1860 Posts
July 23 2010 23:25 GMT
#44
On July 24 2010 07:05 datscilly wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 04:05 unit wrote:
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?

its quite illogical...he shoulve been like "yea im the balller pro" rather than that


They're coming from a more innocent viewpoint. Clubs are dirty places, the girls there are supposed to act embarrassed that they're there, and going clubbing is something that adults succumb to.


Then most of the girls I know are dirty sluts by korean standards ...
Progaming really puts a damper on your social skills, doesn't it ?
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Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
July 23 2010 23:32 GMT
#45
Progamer Brains up, Part 1 Finished.

Part 2... coming one day?
Antoine
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States7481 Posts
July 23 2010 23:47 GMT
#46
ty ty... pictures are very helpful.
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nimbim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany984 Posts
July 24 2010 00:19 GMT
#47
16 - I HATE LOSING

Jaedong<3

Thanks for the translations.
Divine[aX]
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada161 Posts
July 24 2010 00:19 GMT
#48
gotta love Leta!
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19347 Posts
July 24 2010 00:53 GMT
#49
[image loading]

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS GUY?!

shin sang moon <3
my hero

thanks for the translations!
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Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
July 24 2010 00:53 GMT
#50
i am SOOO confuddled on what the progamer brains are. Are these things what the progamers actually said, or did someone edit them in like that?
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
July 24 2010 00:54 GMT
#51
On July 24 2010 09:53 Rkie wrote:
i am SOOO confuddled on what the progamer brains are. Are these things what the progamers actually said, or did someone edit them in like that?


They drew it in themselves beforehand
serenidite
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Korea (South)505 Posts
July 24 2010 00:56 GMT
#52

1 - Watch Celebrities
2 - Hairstyle
3 - Skin Care
4 - Go to the Beach
5 - Care for my looks
6 - Soccer
7 - Win the Proleague
8 - Get Buff
9 - Miss A
10 - I'm Sleepy.. Sleep.
11 - Dress Well
12 - Make Boy and Girl friends
13 - Worries about Military
14 - Contract Negotiations
15 - Exercise
16 - Win the Starleague

lol bisu
" Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
CCGaunt
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States417 Posts
July 24 2010 01:06 GMT
#53
Need links to Hiya's Fan cafe
Take me to Korea
rainei
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada1316 Posts
July 24 2010 01:22 GMT
#54
I want to watch this (w/ subs of course).

Anyone know if its going to be translated or uploaded to youtube?
All aboard the HSY fanboat/train/ whatever form of transportation you desire!! Everyday is Sojin day
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
July 24 2010 01:34 GMT
#55
Zero has such a huge obsession with IU. D:
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Pandain
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States12989 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-24 01:37:35
July 24 2010 01:36 GMT
#56
When I see Fantasy and Action both have starcraft 2 on their minds I can only hope they will switch to sc2. It will never happen, but maybe after they grow too old for sc2? Or after military?I can only dream.
Also: Poor pure "Why don't I have any fans".
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
July 24 2010 01:46 GMT
#57
Zero seems to be good friends with every progamer alive. I didn't know ForGG and Hiya were best friends?
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GhoSt[shield]
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2131 Posts
July 24 2010 01:49 GMT
#58
On July 24 2010 10:46 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
I didn't know ForGG and Hiya were best friends?


ForGG and Hiya probably practiced and got to know each other really well when ForGG was with Lecaf. Since they are both part of the Terran Line-up they probably lived in the same room and/or talked a lot during practice time.
ForGG is know as being very quiet and shy so his personality would contrast well with Hiya's outgoing-ness (if his ceremonies are any indication of his personality.)
KinosJourney2
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden1811 Posts
July 24 2010 01:52 GMT
#59
On July 24 2010 02:07 Shiragaku wrote:
Haha...this was epic. Definitely beats Rekrul's progammer gossip.


[image loading]
ocho wrote: EDIT: NEVERMIND, THIS THING HAS APM TECHNOLOGY OMG
MageKirby
Profile Joined July 2009
United States535 Posts
July 24 2010 01:56 GMT
#60
For Jaedong's brain, "연애결혼" doesn't mean marrying a celebrity. I believe it means marrying someone cuz you really like them instead of other reasons.
Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
July 24 2010 02:14 GMT
#61
Lol...hairstyle
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NuKedUFirst
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada3139 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-24 03:20:19
July 24 2010 02:23 GMT
#62
Lol too funny with the jaedong pic, i'm not used to their new uniforms yet..

Fantasy, Starcraft 2?
FrostedMiniWeet wrote: I like winning because it validates all the bloody time I waste playing SC2.
OHtRUe
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States283 Posts
July 24 2010 02:42 GMT
#63
jesus christ. This progamer gossip is worse then like 14 year old justin beiber magazines in the states. They think having a girlfriend is like a fucking crime or something Or going clubbing/ hitting on girls is a big deal......
Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
July 24 2010 02:43 GMT
#64
LOL Bisu's mind.
Watch Celebrities
Hairstyle, Skin Care, Go to the Beach, Care for my looks, Get Buff, Dress Well, Make Boy and Girl friends.
So golden.
Sea to France? Hehe...
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Milkis
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
5003 Posts
July 24 2010 02:45 GMT
#65
On July 24 2010 10:56 MageKirby wrote:
For Jaedong's brain, "연애결혼" doesn't mean marrying a celebrity. I believe it means marrying someone cuz you really like them instead of other reasons.


Thanks for the correction! Should have been more careful
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
July 24 2010 02:56 GMT
#66
Ahhh, this was so good! If you could finish up translating it I'd be very grateful! :D
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DarkMatter_
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada1774 Posts
July 24 2010 03:12 GMT
#67
Haha, Bisu's mind is exactly what one would expect it to be.

Jaedong seems to be the most mature of the bunch.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
July 24 2010 03:16 GMT
#68
Hiya and Leta are the heroes of this Ceremony lol
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 24 2010 03:24 GMT
#69
hahaha pretty funny lol and also agree with chill LOL! wtf man. they're like 20somethings right? - _-

anyway thanks for doing this
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
July 24 2010 03:43 GMT
#70
Funny stuff!

Has anybody ever tried to survive on just blueberries?
HeadhunteR
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Argentina1258 Posts
July 24 2010 03:50 GMT
#71
some of the brains are quite revealing and funny and some are easy to point out if you didnt know whos brain was it.. there are a lot of Army thoughts for the LeeSsangTaekBang group... LoL effort thinking about being the next bonwja... hes not that close to that...

Lol Kal and Leta... this OSL ROCKS the only one of the gang is Hydra who is not at the level of the rest...Some great matches are upon us..

there are some SC2 in minds also... I wonder what that means if they want to change of if they will become a great player cause a lot will change..
in The Kong line forever
Wings
Profile Joined January 2010
United States999 Posts
July 24 2010 04:07 GMT
#72
this was just epic. thx so much for translating!
The probability of Kim Carrier getting all those predictions wrong is similar to the probability Flash loses a TvT. Kim Carrier MUST BE a genius. His only big mistake... STORK.
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
July 24 2010 04:25 GMT
#73
Thanks for translating - pretty interesting.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
July 24 2010 05:26 GMT
#74
I HATE LOSING.
GANDHISAUCE
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
July 24 2010 06:27 GMT
#75
thanks for sharing, really good stuff here
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
andeh
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States904 Posts
July 24 2010 06:30 GMT
#76
i like how they are publicly acknowledging sc2. pretty funny/interesting
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11048 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-24 07:05:56
July 24 2010 07:05 GMT
#77
Lol.

Stork is such a mercenary <3. (relatively; probably most realistic of them all).

Win some damn games song T_T.

Oh samsung, first starcraft now soccer your losing streak continues

Jaedong's is inspiring.... #1: I HATE LOSING.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
asthfans
Profile Joined March 2010
Thailand61 Posts
July 24 2010 07:23 GMT
#78
Thanks for translation. It's hilarious.
btw, will it be/ has it been uploaded on youtube? even without the sub?
Bisu, Sea, Baby, Speed, Zero&Soulkey fangirl
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
July 24 2010 07:36 GMT
#79
thanks for this, i didnt watch the ceremony.....
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Tomken
Profile Joined January 2010
Norway1144 Posts
July 24 2010 07:58 GMT
#80
HiyA is so hilarious l0l
MBCGame HERO FIGHTING!!!~
Tufas
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Austria2259 Posts
July 24 2010 08:23 GMT
#81
Jaedong, I wait for you in europe - ans as soon as you backpack through europe, I will join you.
Where is my ACE flair
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
July 24 2010 08:48 GMT
#82
Everyone plays stupid pointing games about girls but Stork, being the man that he is, just gets drunk and passes out on the toilet.

Stork 2010 bitchessss
pR0gR4m3R
Profile Joined February 2008
Spain1446 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-24 09:25:39
July 24 2010 09:25 GMT
#83
On July 24 2010 11:43 Ursadon-n-Pals wrote:
LOL Bisu's mind.
Watch Celebrities
Hairstyle, Skin Care, Go to the Beach, Care for my looks, Get Buff, Dress Well, Make Boy and Girl friends.
So golden.
Sea to France? Hehe...


Sea to France is not a surprise for me. He enjoyed sooooo much the Paris Worldwide Invitational 2008 that its no secret his wishes to come back someday and enjoy that lifestyle


Btw, KAL IS SO FREAKING FUNNY. Wish I had the change go clubbing with him.. sure he gets laid everynight by fangirls
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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 24 2010 10:35 GMT
#84
On July 24 2010 02:24 Royalcommand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 02:19 vance wrote:
What is "Kong line"? Why does Fantasy want to escape it?

it means being the silver surfer, stork was part of it for a while until he won an osl. fantasy wants to escape it because he took 2nd place in the osl two times.



You failed to explain to him that Yellow, who has been in 2nd places so many freaking times is nicknamed 'Kong' theres an explination for it somewhere, has to do with his name I think

ANYWAYS because he's nicknamed 'Kong' anyone else who keeps getting 2nd place joins him in the "Kong Line"
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
July 24 2010 11:08 GMT
#85
hahaha bisu buying lottery tickets just gonna squander all his hard earned money
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2585 Posts
July 24 2010 15:10 GMT
#86
EEEPPIIIICCCCC thx for all translations yo! : ) it was pretty quick as well
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
SoJu.WeRRa
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)820 Posts
July 24 2010 15:13 GMT
#87
ahahah epic!
나를 찢어갈겨이씨발놈아왜나를미치게만들어니가뭘아는데?
cas
Profile Joined January 2008
Mexico52 Posts
July 24 2010 15:21 GMT
#88
6 - Lose weight on my cheeks
olof
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden254 Posts
July 24 2010 16:13 GMT
#89
Waiting for the next part, great translation!
Thanks alot
hi man O_O
terri
Profile Joined February 2010
17 Posts
July 25 2010 05:30 GMT
#90

HiyA wants a Six Figure Salary. Is that Korean won or us dollar?

SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
July 25 2010 06:00 GMT
#91
Ha Stork, So good :p
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
July 25 2010 06:59 GMT
#92
Kal's a baller.
Also, Action and Fantasy thinking about Star2... Action should stick to BW. He has skills. Fantasy... He can stick to go or whatever.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9756 Posts
July 25 2010 07:30 GMT
#93
lol thanks for compiling this!
boomer hands
sixduck
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States301 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-25 08:44:53
July 25 2010 08:44 GMT
#94
lolol at best and bisu buying lottery tickets. I like that bisu's thoughts include Miss A, anyone know any info about that one? This makes the progamers so cute.
o[twist]
Profile Joined May 2008
United States4903 Posts
July 25 2010 11:10 GMT
#95
what the hell is this lol i feel like they all dropped ten years for this to be made. seriously this must be some weird cultural thing i hope they're all lying
Crahptacular
Profile Joined December 2008
United States295 Posts
July 25 2010 21:37 GMT
#96
On July 25 2010 17:44 sixduck wrote:
lolol at best and bisu buying lottery tickets. I like that bisu's thoughts include Miss A, anyone know any info about that one? This makes the progamers so cute.

Miss A being the Korean girl group (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TeeJvcBdLA). I guess he's a fan.
GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
July 26 2010 07:03 GMT
#97
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?


I totally understand that ^^

But for their defence, they play 12+ hours for playing. So they dont have so much private time as many of us. and just imagine, what would happen if you are crazy about a girl as progamer? - I dont think it helps to play better...
"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
July 26 2010 10:28 GMT
#98
Leta's such a cutie <3
matjlav
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany2435 Posts
July 26 2010 11:01 GMT
#99
Hmm... now someone needs to write a Kal/Leta fanfic. They will be the next JD/Lomo.
mastakilla[Xp]
Profile Joined October 2007
Germany93 Posts
July 26 2010 11:17 GMT
#100
I want to do the thing with the brain too...
Someone has a file from this picture or a similar picture?
Esper[mb]
Profile Joined July 2010
United States88 Posts
July 26 2010 11:17 GMT
#101
JD is a boss, thx for translation
There's a fine line between looking good and looking gay
Varbind
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada113 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-26 13:41:37
July 26 2010 13:32 GMT
#102
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?


I couldnt agree more. Is it fair to say that they have a crazily strict/conservative/repressed society? It certainly seems that way. Oh, if a girl goes to a club she is a slut. And if a guy goes he is dirty because he is going after sluts.

Wow, just wow, that is so sad.

I think it is good that I typically only watch games, or interviews etc that deal directly with games/strats etc. When fluff pieces like this are translated it makes me realize how lame the media coverage can be.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-26 13:35:01
July 26 2010 13:34 GMT
#103
lol, what is this. The gossip section is WTF hilarious. They're all like "he likes girls!" "No, he likes girls!" "Nuh uh, I'm pretty sure Kal's gay." And then Stork is like "I drink and pass out in the bathroom" HAHAHA WUT

Stork so cute! :3
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
July 26 2010 14:03 GMT
#104
It's funny how Jaedong and Flash are the only two who have any other progamers at all on their list, let alone each other. I guess that's what it takes to be that good. Also, Sea is clearly the coolest one out of the all. He's never tasted wine yet he wants to live off a vineyard in France and marry a french girl. Plus Michael Jordan is his hero.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
TheTeamLiquidTiger
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 26 2010 14:58 GMT
#105
LOL Leta so homo haha
SlayerS_BoxeR FTW ///// Long live the Emperor
Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
July 26 2010 15:28 GMT
#106
Bisu:

2 - Hairstyle
3 - Skin Care

Wasn't hard to guess those >.<
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VeirenT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States181 Posts
July 26 2010 15:34 GMT
#107
i laughed at stork's "how can i take breaks during practice time" LOL... stork WORK HARDER!
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-26 15:57:20
July 26 2010 15:55 GMT
#108
Milkis is god, what a translation

Tweeted.
✌
tedster
Profile Joined May 2009
984 Posts
July 26 2010 16:00 GMT
#109
Leta is the best and the gayest
the last wcs commissioner
AlgeriaT
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden2197 Posts
July 26 2010 16:10 GMT
#110
Sea: I want to make money, and go to a country village in France, in a house with a Swimming Pool, and have a vineyard, and make wine as a living.
Commentator: Do you like wine?
Sea: I haven't had wine.


XD wtf

Hilarious stuff, thanks so much for translating!
CORN GIRL + Flash + FanTaSy + CholeraSC + iNcontroL 4 eva <3
Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
July 26 2010 16:21 GMT
#111
Action also thinking bout SC2... Cool!
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Taekwon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8155 Posts
July 26 2010 16:23 GMT
#112
Kal and Leta couple. lol?
▲ ▲ ▲
heynes
Profile Joined July 2009
Germany201 Posts
July 26 2010 17:48 GMT
#113
Absolutly brilliant. More Pro Gamer Gossip more often !
i lol´d.
zTz
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States476 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-26 18:45:59
July 26 2010 18:01 GMT
#114
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?


Thanks. These guys have mad skills, but maturity wise are "little boys"
where's the rants n flames section?
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
July 26 2010 18:10 GMT
#115
sea is a funny guy, i like him
JChen
Profile Joined July 2009
United States48 Posts
July 26 2010 18:28 GMT
#116
Cant wait to see the 1 on 1 dates
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
July 26 2010 18:46 GMT
#117
"Fantasy: No, the joy of getting the ball over the center line. " <- made me laugh
Varbind
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada113 Posts
July 26 2010 19:22 GMT
#118
On July 27 2010 03:01 zTz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 24 2010 02:30 Chill wrote:
I can't stand Korean culture.

"You go clubbing and like being around girls"
"No! It's not true! I swear!"

What is this shit?


Thanks. These guys have mad skills, but maturity wise are "little boys"


They way they refer to being dirty etc, I think it is more of a societal issue.
cognizantfire
Profile Joined March 2010
Hong Kong77 Posts
July 26 2010 19:25 GMT
#119
for effort, 깝 means hyper/over-the-top/crazy

hope that helped
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
July 26 2010 19:52 GMT
#120
Man I was cracking up htis whole interview....so many good lines to be used in the future!
Jaedong :3
Crisium
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1618 Posts
July 26 2010 21:26 GMT
#121
I just love how everyone is so child like and afraid of girls, and then Stork talks about getting drunk and passing out in the bathroom. God bless you Stork. Just make sure you practice enough to make it far in the OSL and WGC!
Broodwar and Stork forever! List of BW players with most Ro16, Ro8: http://tinyurl.com/BWRo16-Ro8
Assymptotic
Profile Joined February 2009
United States552 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-26 23:38:21
July 26 2010 23:36 GMT
#122
Bleh, Bisu's 'brain' puts a damper on his image. I agree with the other people that said this kinda stuff makes them seem as bad as Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.

At least there's Stork.
So close, and yet so far
Delerium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States324 Posts
July 27 2010 17:32 GMT
#123
HAHA, thank you so much Milkis. You've been doing an awesome job providing the community with fresh translations from across the globe. You picked out so much good humor... I was afraid there wouldn't be any more translated group selection ceremonies for a while now, but you gave me my fix!

I don't post often, but I decided to this time because I wanted you to feel that your efforts were appreciated.
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
July 27 2010 17:43 GMT
#124
Lmao Leta "GUYS I HEARD KAL IZ GAY!!!"
Fan of the Jangbanger
Slardar
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada7593 Posts
July 27 2010 19:15 GMT
#125
HAhahaha, Leta the ultimate troll. Also Laugh @ HiYa's terrible singing, if only they showed Jaedong's face of disapproval.
plan3t
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada75 Posts
July 27 2010 20:28 GMT
#126
Stork is such a baller.
Check out that Hiya picture. He is better looking than I thought he was.
nurle
Profile Joined August 2009
Norway308 Posts
July 27 2010 21:58 GMT
#127
On July 28 2010 05:28 plan3t wrote:
Stork is such a baller.
Check out that Hiya picture. He is better looking than I thought he was.


Thats cause you don't see his mouth.....
Jaedong fucking beast
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
July 27 2010 23:07 GMT
#128
Thanks for the translations.
Bisu's brain pretty much mirrors my brain. Looks, celebs(in this case kpop), girls, getting buff, etc.
Leta you're such a cutie, less-than-three-ing kal for the lulz.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
dukethegold
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada5645 Posts
July 28 2010 00:42 GMT
#129
Please finish the second part! Ty Ty! :p
Iri
Profile Joined January 2010
150 Posts
July 28 2010 03:31 GMT
#130
Part 1 winners: Jaedong, Sea, Stork.

Part 1 losers: Bisu, Kal.

Part 2 soon please?
Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -Sun Tzu
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
July 28 2010 04:27 GMT
#131
I'd want to make fun of all the gossip...

but a) it amused me, b) I'm pretty sure all ages gossip about this stuff, and c) most of these guys aren't even college age yet, or definitely not out. So I really can't be too hard on them.

Stork as the worldly old man of the bunch is hilarious though.

(BTW, who's the current Kong? Yellow -> Stork -> fantasy/Jangbi/other?)
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
Caos2
Profile Joined November 2008
United States1728 Posts
July 28 2010 17:21 GMT
#132
Milkis, this is the greatest post ever! Thanks a bunch!

Kal is such a balller! Clubbing and alcohol!
ninini
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden1204 Posts
July 30 2010 06:36 GMT
#133
It seems a lot of you are misinterpreting the girl/club talk. They are not saying club-girls are dirty, it's you who are.

Let's say someone gossiped around that you have a lot of girlfriends, then would you just keep a straight face, when knowing it wasn't true?, only because you wish it was true or whatever? I wouldn't. Sure, I wouldn't turn defensive, but I think a lot of things is lost in translation. Most ppl with some self-respect doesn't appreciate when ppl are spreading lies about them, even if the lies are positive, if a false rumour of a personal accomplishment can even be considered a good thing. It may be true however that they are making a big deal of girl, but they are a bunch of 19 year olds who have practically lived with their computer since they were 13 or younger. Besides, half of them are too shy to have girlfriends, so obviously they are obsessed with them.
Vokasak
Profile Joined July 2010
United States388 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-30 09:02:44
July 30 2010 09:01 GMT
#134
On July 24 2010 01:55 Milkis wrote:
Leta: I heard Kal likes guys!


LOL!


Stork is great too. Thanks for the translations.
Practical wisdom is the combination of moral will and moral skill
snowdrift
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
France2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-30 09:15:11
July 30 2010 09:13 GMT
#135
Sea: I want to make money, and go to a country village in France, in a house with a Swimming Pool, and have a vineyard, and make wine as a living.


There are a lot of wine growers around here, so the mental picture I'm getting is cracking me up real good. But Sea definitely needs to come over.

[image loading]
NaDa. Our Lord and sAviOr shall return. Learn to nydus you scrub
Draffut
Profile Joined July 2009
United States128 Posts
August 03 2010 14:32 GMT
#136
Awesome Milkis. Keep it up, atleast to the stargirl dating part.
zengrz
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada37 Posts
August 04 2010 09:14 GMT
#137
Their heads are so boring...
T.n.T
Profile Joined January 2010
United States20 Posts
August 04 2010 10:23 GMT
#138
HiyA should pull one of those firebathero ceremonies
"If you're good at anticipating the human mind, it leaves nothing to chance." -Saw V <---Therefore, all fanboys who cry build order when their favorite player loses deserve to be put in deathtraps to fight for their lives
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
August 04 2010 10:40 GMT
#139
hahah stork must make an awesome drinking buddy
SplashbackFerret
Profile Joined October 2009
New Zealand846 Posts
August 04 2010 13:46 GMT
#140
On August 04 2010 19:40 EpiK wrote:
hahah stork must make an awesome drinking buddy


I don't know about that..

Stork: (drunkenly) Gimme a minute man, I gotta take a piss
Friend: (drunkenly) Yeah sure man i'll just wait here

Stork enters the restroom and never comes back
Splashy the Splashback Awareness Ferret
Biff The Understudy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France7890 Posts
August 04 2010 20:42 GMT
#141

"Whitecollared worker who makes a lot of money" - Free

ffs...
The fellow who is out to burn things up is the counterpart of the fool who thinks he can save the world. The world needs neither to be burned up nor to be saved. The world is, we are. Transients, if we buck it; here to stay if we accept it. ~H.Miller
nosliw
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2716 Posts
August 11 2010 04:07 GMT
#142

Alright, let's get this show on the road? What the hell is this commercial? Effort in a swimsuit? Flying an airplane off a girl's curves? What what what?

[image loading]

Who is this girl?
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
August 11 2010 04:16 GMT
#143
Wow, awesome :D especially the brain parts lol
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
ZavikZyke
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States382 Posts
August 11 2010 04:18 GMT
#144
Damit I thougt this was an update.... Milkis I'm just wonderig if you plan to finish translating?
Hoejja is Bonjwa
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
August 22 2010 03:41 GMT
#145
is there any way you guys can translate it with the video?

hopefully we can get Roffles into this kinda like the Old boy series, it would be incredible for TL =O
SoJu.WeRRa
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)820 Posts
August 22 2010 04:01 GMT
#146
The Bisu's one match up well!
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