Highlights from the OSL Group Selection

Effort comes in, with a suit, introducing the group ceremony. Today's events are, apparently
1) Progamers gossip!
2) Dreams of the Starleaguers
3) Starleaguers' Brain (drawn by themselves)
4) 1 on 1 dates with Stargirls

Alright, let's get this show on the road? What the hell is this commercial? Effort in a swimsuit? Flying an airplane off a girl's curves? What what what?

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Anyway, progamers enter, with nothing special, other than one or two progamers trying some weird moves that doesn't even count at all imo. Pure enters with some weird doll, which he throws into the crowd.... lol. Stork, Flash, and Jaedong seems to have their own entrance song, Jaedong with some Kelly Clarkson song.

And now... for some gossip!

Sea: Whenever I look at free hyung's interviews, he always talks about girls (for example, Stargirls). Our team members always go like "This hyung talks about girls everytime~"

Bisu: Sea looks like a little kid who only cares about soccer... But he really likes girls! Don't just look at him like he's so innocent!

Action: There is a progamer... he looks pretty innocent... but in reality, his tastes are really picky, so he doesn't have a girlfriend!

Fantasy: His broadcasting image is "Chic". But if you know him, he talks a lot and will pull pranks on you! I can't say who it is...

Hyuk: I don't think I'm very "Chic" When I play games, I turn into a completely different person than when I'm in the dorm... it's not bad but...

Effort: Hydra has a snaggletooth. Whenever he has a favor to ask, he shows his snaggletooth and smiles with his eyes to make it impossible to refuse him! It's so provoking!

Hydra: He acts like he's reserved and silent... but he talks behind people's back often and gossips a lot!

Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.

HiyA: I heard that Pure has a lot of girlfriends... Where did I hear this?

Pure: There's this progamer who's pretty good looking and seems pure... but there's always girls around him!

Stork: I have this drinking habit... I just go into the toilet, sit there, lock the door, and fall asleep.... and even though people tried to wake me up, they failed and I woke up when I wake up normally.

Flash: There's a progamer who ~really~ likes clubbing! It was really shocking so I asked him, and it's been confirmed as truth!

Kal: There once was a time when I was pretty pure! Then I started living in reality and I started getting a bit dirty. It's not like a long time ago.

free: When I drink with Zero... he has a habit where he punches the chins of people older than him. I think it's a cool drinking habit.

Zero: There's a progamer who has said that he has never had a girlfriend... but apparently he goes clubbing in other regions?
And another progamer... went kinda nuts during a broadcasts and got edited because it was too much!! He should stop pretending like he's pure and reveal himself already!

Leta: I heard Kal likes guys!

Commentators: Kal, do you admit everything they've said about you is true?
Kal: I don't think they were all aimed at me...
Commentators: Oh right, that's right. So are you denying you went clubbing?
Kal: Well, I have been clubbing with my friends a few times during vacation...
Commentators: Is there anything you catch after you went there a few times?
Kal: I go there to enjoy myself with friends, no other reasons
Audience: Yeah right!

Commentators: What do you think about Leta's question?
Kal: Guys? It's not that I like guys. It's just that Leta hyung looks like my old ex-girlfriend.
Audience: Whoooooo!
Kal: Leta hyung looks pretty cute, and I've said that he gives off the same image as my ex-girlfriend in some interview, And that probably got turned into that rumor that I like guys.

Leta sends a heart to Kal

Commentators: Ooh! So Leta, is Kal the type of person you like?
Leta: He's just my style ~
Commentators: Oh, so it must be true Leta likes guys! Would you like it if Kal liked guys?
Leta: If he likes guys then I will...
<Kal does not look happy>

More investigation into Kal's clubbing habits. Kal denies it, saying that it's a false rumor.

Now, for the dreams of the progamers!

"Marry a pretty girl"
"Marry a pretty and kind girl"

Commentators start going nuts about how marrying a pretty and kind girl is something that only happens in dreams. Commentators ask free whose dreams he thinks those are.

Free: I think it's Effort. He keeps spreading false rumors about me saying that I like girls, and to me it looks like Effort really likes girls.

"Marry a pretty girl" - Flash
"Marry a pretty and kind girl" - Pure

Commenator: Flash, how old are you?
Flash: I'm 18!
Commentator: When do you think you've had that dream?
Flash: I've had that dream since I was born!
Commentator: Who is the type of girl you'd like to marry?
Flash looks pretty flustered. Laughter. Commentators make fun of him.
Flash: I want to marry someone like my mom!
Audience: Yeah right!
Flash: I wrote down a "pretty girl" so I didn't specify anything other than that!

Commentator: Who is your ideal type?
Flash: Nicole
Commentator: When do you want to get married?
Flash: 5~10 years?

And now, attention shifts to Pure.

Pure: For me something got cut off. I actually had "Someone who is pretty in heart and kind"
Audience: Yeah right!
Pure: I wanted to emphasize kindness! But it came out that way.

Commentator: Someone gossiped before that you have met a lot of girls! So you must have met a lot of people like that!
Pure: I think HiyA said it, and that's a 100% rumor that HiyA made up. I can swear on it!
Commentator: Why do you think HiyA made it up?
Pure: I've been asking him to help me practice a lot so he's making it up!
HiyA: Rumors don't just come out of nowhere! I heard this from WeMade team members!
Pure: I can't say anything else. I can swear what HiyA says is false!
Commentator: HiyA, what did you specifically hear from them?
HiyA: Oh you know, how he goes out at night often, and how he pays a lot of attention to girls... I think strong denial is a sign that it's true.
Pure: I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years, and I haven't been meeting any girls.
Commentator: That's pretty pitiful
Pure: Yeah I think I'm pretty pitiful.
HiyA: I heard he likes ShinAe.
Pure: I like that type of girls but she's not an ideal type or anything.

Next line!
"Escaping the Kong Line"

Fantasy: I wanted to write "Win the Starleague" but if I wrote that, it'd be boring so I wrote it more amusingly.

Fantasy interviewed a while back, saying that he could see who would be the new Kong Line member when he makes it to the round of 16. He thinks that Zero will be the new Kong LIne Member.

Zero: I think winning 2nd place in a Starleague is something to be proud of so I think he should be satisfied!

"Whitecollared worker who makes a lot of money" - Free

Free just wanted a realistic dream!

"Millionaire" - Effort

Effort: "Millionaire" just means a really rich person. So Bill Gates level?
Commentator: Do you donate often?
Effort: If I do become a Millionaire, the first thing I want to do is donate.

"Conquer the World"
[T/N: In Korean it's World 정ㅋ벅ㅋ. It started as 정ㅋ복ㅋ, which is literally "Conquer lol", used by fans after ForGG took out Jaedong and Flash. After ForGG used a bug, the 복 changed to 벅 (Bug) , so it's 정ㅋ벅ㅋ. Thanks to motbob for bringing this up]

Commentator: Oh, wasn't ForGG eliminated?
Commentator: Wouldn't it be HiyA? If it's a parody, it's probably HiyA

HiyA: I wanted to say something... can I advertise my fancafe? I have a new event for my fancafe so I wanted to advertise it. I wanted to do a ceremony for today but I didn't get to prepare for anything. Recently girlgroups are all the rage, but I think if I dressed like a girl I thought the program would get cancelled so I didn't do that.

Apparently HiyA is allowing people to post ceremony ideas in his cafe, and he's planning on doing a ceremony after each win in Starleague. If he uses your idea, he will buy you chicken! [Oh, btw, I joined HiyA's fancafe. If you have any ideas. post it and I'll post it over there.]

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HiyA: so what was my question? Oh right, "World Domination". I wanted to go back to my nursery days, and I think it'd be just boring if I wrote down "World Domination". So I wanted to make fun of my best friend, ForGG. There's nothing special about it, I wrote it because there was nothing to write.

"Buy a house" - Hyuk

Apparently he found the need to buy a house as he grew older.

"Go to the finals, and invite IU as the guest artist" - Zero

Zero: Like fantasy, it's another way of expressing that I want to get to the Finals.

"Make a lot of friends" - Kal

Commentators: Don't you mean girlfriend? If you want a girlfriend then why don't you go clubbing more? See? The truth reveals itself Kal!
Kal: It's been 5 years since I've come to Seoul, and I don't have any friends in Seoul even now. I've been wondering if I've been too concentrating too much on my career

Kal will be trying hard to meet his dream during his break.

"First Prize in the Lottery" - Bisu

Apparently Best has been buying lottery tickets often, and Bisu buys about three tickets every week because he thinks he would win the lottery with that amount [lol yeah right]. Apparently Bisu won 4 out of 6 numbers before, and won 60000 won [About 50 dollars]? But he didn't get to cash it in cause it expired. He plans on buying tickets every day now.

"Win a soccer bet with another team and eat free food" - Stork

Commentator: How is this a dream? Really? What kind of dreams is TaekBbangLeeSsang having? Lottery? Free Food? What is this?
Stork: During the world cup we made a lot of soccer bets with other teams. We lost every match so we spent a lot of our money we use to buy snacks on the other teams. So it's been a while since we had a midnight snack, so I want a free snack.
Commentator: Who is the strongest team?
Stork: You know how there's 10 teams, after Ace. We lost to five teams.

"Play with friends" - Action

Commentators: This is so sad! So pitiful! Heart wrenching!

"Be Healthy" - Jaedong

Jaedong wants to be healthy so he can crush everyone at matches. He thinks being healthy is the most basic thing you need to do anything, so he wrote it down.

"Be the best Manager" - Leta

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It's a dream for the future apparently.
Commentator: A manager needs to be charismatic! I haven't seen many cute managers. Do you want to be a cute coach?
Leta: I'm charismatic!
Commentator: Can we see it? Where is it?
Leta: It's not something I can just show, it happens gradually!

"Live a long life with my parents" - Sea

Sea: To be honest... I think I was too happy when I won and just wrote anything down. I have some other dream!

Sea: I want to make money, and go to a country village in France, in a house with a Swimming Pool, and have a vineyard, and make wine as a living.
Commentator: Do you like wine?
Sea: I haven't had wine. But I think it's weird if you just have the house, so you need a vineyard or something.
Sea: The keypoint is that it needs to be a country village
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Commentator: Why France? Do you want to marry a French Girl?
Sea: No no... it's nothing like that
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Sea: Actually, you're correct :D
Sea: I went to the French countryside once and I really liked it.

"Be Rich" - Hydra

Uh, right. nothing special here.

Progamer Brains! I didn't find anyone who could edit images, so TT If anyone wants to edit the images in, go for it.

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