Effort comes in, with a suit, introducing the group ceremony. Today's events are, apparently
1) Progamers gossip!
2) Dreams of the Starleaguers
3) Starleaguers' Brain (drawn by themselves)
4) 1 on 1 dates with Stargirls
Alright, let's get this show on the road? What the hell is this commercial? Effort in a swimsuit? Flying an airplane off a girl's curves? What what what?
Anyway, progamers enter, with nothing special, other than one or two progamers trying some weird moves that doesn't even count at all imo. Pure enters with some weird doll, which he throws into the crowd.... lol. Stork, Flash, and Jaedong seems to have their own entrance song, Jaedong with some Kelly Clarkson song.
And now... for some gossip!
Sea: Whenever I look at free hyung's interviews, he always talks about girls (for example, Stargirls). Our team members always go like "This hyung talks about girls everytime~"
Bisu: Sea looks like a little kid who only cares about soccer... But he really likes girls! Don't just look at him like he's so innocent!
Action: There is a progamer... he looks pretty innocent... but in reality, his tastes are really picky, so he doesn't have a girlfriend!
Fantasy: His broadcasting image is "Chic". But if you know him, he talks a lot and will pull pranks on you! I can't say who it is...
Hyuk: I don't think I'm very "Chic" When I play games, I turn into a completely different person than when I'm in the dorm... it's not bad but...
Effort: Hydra has a snaggletooth. Whenever he has a favor to ask, he shows his snaggletooth and smiles with his eyes to make it impossible to refuse him! It's so provoking!
Hydra: He acts like he's reserved and silent... but he talks behind people's back often and gossips a lot!
Jaedong: HiyA has a lot of girlfriends, surprisingly.
HiyA: I heard that Pure has a lot of girlfriends... Where did I hear this?
Pure: There's this progamer who's pretty good looking and seems pure... but there's always girls around him!
Stork: I have this drinking habit... I just go into the toilet, sit there, lock the door, and fall asleep.... and even though people tried to wake me up, they failed and I woke up when I wake up normally.
Flash: There's a progamer who ~really~ likes clubbing! It was really shocking so I asked him, and it's been confirmed as truth!
Kal: There once was a time when I was pretty pure! Then I started living in reality and I started getting a bit dirty. It's not like a long time ago.
free: When I drink with Zero... he has a habit where he punches the chins of people older than him. I think it's a cool drinking habit.
Zero: There's a progamer who has said that he has never had a girlfriend... but apparently he goes clubbing in other regions?
And another progamer... went kinda nuts during a broadcasts and got edited because it was too much!! He should stop pretending like he's pure and reveal himself already!
Leta: I heard Kal likes guys!
Commentators: Kal, do you admit everything they've said about you is true?
Kal: I don't think they were all aimed at me...
Commentators: Oh right, that's right. So are you denying you went clubbing?
Kal: Well, I have been clubbing with my friends a few times during vacation...
Commentators: Is there anything you catch after you went there a few times?
Kal: I go there to enjoy myself with friends, no other reasons
Audience: Yeah right!
Commentators: What do you think about Leta's question?
Kal: Guys? It's not that I like guys. It's just that Leta hyung looks like my old ex-girlfriend.
Audience: Whoooooo!
Kal: Leta hyung looks pretty cute, and I've said that he gives off the same image as my ex-girlfriend in some interview, And that probably got turned into that rumor that I like guys.
Leta sends a heart to Kal
Commentators: Ooh! So Leta, is Kal the type of person you like?
Leta: He's just my style ~
Commentators: Oh, so it must be true Leta likes guys! Would you like it if Kal liked guys?
Leta: If he likes guys then I will...
<Kal does not look happy>
More investigation into Kal's clubbing habits. Kal denies it, saying that it's a false rumor.
Now, for the dreams of the progamers!
"Marry a pretty girl"
"Marry a pretty and kind girl"
Commentators start going nuts about how marrying a pretty and kind girl is something that only happens in dreams. Commentators ask free whose dreams he thinks those are.
Free: I think it's Effort. He keeps spreading false rumors about me saying that I like girls, and to me it looks like Effort really likes girls.
"Marry a pretty girl" - Flash
"Marry a pretty and kind girl" - Pure
Commenator: Flash, how old are you?
Flash: I'm 18!
Commentator: When do you think you've had that dream?
Flash: I've had that dream since I was born!
Commentator: Who is the type of girl you'd like to marry?
Flash looks pretty flustered. Laughter. Commentators make fun of him.
Flash: I want to marry someone like my mom!
Audience: Yeah right!
Flash: I wrote down a "pretty girl" so I didn't specify anything other than that!
Commentator: Who is your ideal type?
Flash: Nicole
Commentator: When do you want to get married?
Flash: 5~10 years?
And now, attention shifts to Pure.
Pure: For me something got cut off. I actually had "Someone who is pretty in heart and kind"
Audience: Yeah right!
Pure: I wanted to emphasize kindness! But it came out that way.
Commentator: Someone gossiped before that you have met a lot of girls! So you must have met a lot of people like that!
Pure: I think HiyA said it, and that's a 100% rumor that HiyA made up. I can swear on it!
Commentator: Why do you think HiyA made it up?
Pure: I've been asking him to help me practice a lot so he's making it up!
HiyA: Rumors don't just come out of nowhere! I heard this from WeMade team members!
Pure: I can't say anything else. I can swear what HiyA says is false!
Commentator: HiyA, what did you specifically hear from them?
HiyA: Oh you know, how he goes out at night often, and how he pays a lot of attention to girls... I think strong denial is a sign that it's true.
Pure: I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years, and I haven't been meeting any girls.
Commentator: That's pretty pitiful
Pure: Yeah I think I'm pretty pitiful.
HiyA: I heard he likes ShinAe.
Pure: I like that type of girls but she's not an ideal type or anything.
Next line!
"Escaping the Kong Line"
Fantasy: I wanted to write "Win the Starleague" but if I wrote that, it'd be boring so I wrote it more amusingly.
Fantasy interviewed a while back, saying that he could see who would be the new Kong Line member when he makes it to the round of 16. He thinks that Zero will be the new Kong LIne Member.
Zero: I think winning 2nd place in a Starleague is something to be proud of so I think he should be satisfied!
"Whitecollared worker who makes a lot of money" - Free
Free just wanted a realistic dream!
"Millionaire" - Effort
Effort: "Millionaire" just means a really rich person. So Bill Gates level?
Commentator: Do you donate often?
Effort: If I do become a Millionaire, the first thing I want to do is donate.
"Conquer the World"
[T/N: In Korean it's World 정ㅋ벅ㅋ. It started as 정ㅋ복ㅋ, which is literally "Conquer lol", used by fans after ForGG took out Jaedong and Flash. After ForGG used a bug, the 복 changed to 벅 (Bug) , so it's 정ㅋ벅ㅋ. Thanks to motbob for bringing this up]
Commentator: Oh, wasn't ForGG eliminated?
Commentator: Wouldn't it be HiyA? If it's a parody, it's probably HiyA
HiyA: I wanted to say something... can I advertise my fancafe? I have a new event for my fancafe so I wanted to advertise it. I wanted to do a ceremony for today but I didn't get to prepare for anything. Recently girlgroups are all the rage, but I think if I dressed like a girl I thought the program would get cancelled so I didn't do that.
Apparently HiyA is allowing people to post ceremony ideas in his cafe, and he's planning on doing a ceremony after each win in Starleague. If he uses your idea, he will buy you chicken! [Oh, btw, I joined HiyA's fancafe. If you have any ideas. post it and I'll post it over there.]
HiyA: so what was my question? Oh right, "World Domination". I wanted to go back to my nursery days, and I think it'd be just boring if I wrote down "World Domination". So I wanted to make fun of my best friend, ForGG. There's nothing special about it, I wrote it because there was nothing to write.
"Buy a house" - Hyuk
Apparently he found the need to buy a house as he grew older.
"Go to the finals, and invite IU as the guest artist" - Zero
Zero: Like fantasy, it's another way of expressing that I want to get to the Finals.
"Make a lot of friends" - Kal
Commentators: Don't you mean girlfriend? If you want a girlfriend then why don't you go clubbing more? See? The truth reveals itself Kal!
Kal: It's been 5 years since I've come to Seoul, and I don't have any friends in Seoul even now. I've been wondering if I've been too concentrating too much on my career
Kal will be trying hard to meet his dream during his break.
"First Prize in the Lottery" - Bisu
Apparently Best has been buying lottery tickets often, and Bisu buys about three tickets every week because he thinks he would win the lottery with that amount [lol yeah right]. Apparently Bisu won 4 out of 6 numbers before, and won 60000 won [About 50 dollars]? But he didn't get to cash it in cause it expired. He plans on buying tickets every day now.
"Win a soccer bet with another team and eat free food" - Stork
Commentator: How is this a dream? Really? What kind of dreams is TaekBbangLeeSsang having? Lottery? Free Food? What is this?
Stork: During the world cup we made a lot of soccer bets with other teams. We lost every match so we spent a lot of our money we use to buy snacks on the other teams. So it's been a while since we had a midnight snack, so I want a free snack.
Commentator: Who is the strongest team?
Stork: You know how there's 10 teams, after Ace. We lost to five teams.
"Play with friends" - Action
Commentators: This is so sad! So pitiful! Heart wrenching!
"Be Healthy" - Jaedong
Jaedong wants to be healthy so he can crush everyone at matches. He thinks being healthy is the most basic thing you need to do anything, so he wrote it down.
"Be the best Manager" - Leta
It's a dream for the future apparently.
Commentator: A manager needs to be charismatic! I haven't seen many cute managers. Do you want to be a cute coach?
Leta: I'm charismatic!
Commentator: Can we see it? Where is it?
Leta: It's not something I can just show, it happens gradually!
"Live a long life with my parents" - Sea
Sea: To be honest... I think I was too happy when I won and just wrote anything down. I have some other dream!
Sea: I want to make money, and go to a country village in France, in a house with a Swimming Pool, and have a vineyard, and make wine as a living.
Commentator: Do you like wine?
Sea: I haven't had wine. But I think it's weird if you just have the house, so you need a vineyard or something.
Sea: The keypoint is that it needs to be a country village
Commentator: Why France? Do you want to marry a French Girl?
Sea: No no... it's nothing like that
[pause]
Sea: Actually, you're correct :D
Sea: I went to the French countryside once and I really liked it.
"Be Rich" - Hydra
Uh, right. nothing special here.
Progamer Brains! I didn't find anyone who could edit images, so TT If anyone wants to edit the images in, go for it.
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Flash
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1 - I'm going to pout if they don't give me the MVP after winning the regular season
2 - Reach hyung keeps telling me to read a lot of books but I really can't read them....
3 - Why am I losing recently? I'm going to win again
4 - Kwang Ahn Ri
5 - Soccer
6 - Table Tennis
7 - If it wasn't for Jaedong hyung, I would have won more...
8 - Will we be able to win at Kwang Ahn Ri?
9 - I'm sick of Bananas and Sweet Potatoes
10 - Who will be the winning soccer team? I bet on Germany T_T
11 - Can't I live by only eating Blueberries?
12 - Salary
13 - Blueberry
14 - Diet
15 - Jaedong Hyung
16 - Game
Commentators: Wow, Jaedong takes up two slots! Is all you do think about Jaedong?
Flash: It's not like that... I just wrote it down honestly. I lost to Jaedong hyung in three finals, so if I think if I had won all of them...
Jaedong's Reaction
Jaedong: I think we've both won and lost, so I think it's completely fair
Jaedong
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1 - I want to go on vacation...
2 - Leta is a cutie
3 - Hiya keeps singing in the dormitories. It's stressful and it's noise pollution.
4 - Driving License
5 - My Investment Account
6 - Soccer
7 - Flash [T/N: The player drew in a bubble instead of the dot here]
8 - The Future
9 - Europe Backpacking Trip
10 - Table Tennis
11 - Let's exercise! Work Out!
12 - Army
13 - Marry for Love
14 -
15 - Friends
16 - I HATE LOSING
Commentator: What kind songs does HiyA sing that it gives you stress?
Jaedong: I just don't want to hear him sing with his voice
Commentators: OH, is it something we don't want to hear, or is it some sweet voice? Let's find out. HiyA?
HiyA: Normally I just sing, and since no one bothers me I thought I was good. Then I recorded myself and heard it, and I understood where Jaedong was coming from.
Commentator: Let's hear it! Can you sing one verse?
Hiya obliges. Jaedong looks sad :|
HiyA
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1 - What will I do as a ceremony? I have to be funny but there's so much pressure T_T
2 - Playing the piano and signing with a sweet voice to Confess? >o<
3 - To win the lottery.. a very simple dream
4 - Win the Starleague
5 - Insoles
6 - I don't have any money in my bank account....
7 - The power of Insoles is great
8 - I will conquer you lol [T/N: 정ㅋ벅ㅋ]
9 - I wanna be Messi
10 - To be buff... it's a long and tough road.
11 - I think the entertainer's blood is flowing in my veins lol
12 - Fashion
13 - Guest of a Show or MC?
14 - Soccer King ShootDori
15 - Six Figure Salary
16 - VACATION I WANT TO GO ON VACATION WHO WANTS TO GO WITH ME??
HiyA: I'm currently 174cm. But Jaedong started using insoles. Because of that I wondered if it has such a big effect, and I started using insoles, and wow, it's a whole new world!
Sea
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1 - Celebrities
2 - Barcelona
3 - Money
4 - Messi
5 - Europe Trip
6 - Hero
7 - Army
8 - Insole
9 - What will I do during the Vacation?
10 - Soccer
11 - Skin
12 - Michael Jordan
13 - Women
14 - Friends
15 - My Life Plan
16 - Family
Commentators: Wow, you like Messi and Michael Jordan more than your team? What is this?
Sea: Well they're my idols, so I wrote them down.
Bisu
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1 - Watch Celebrities
2 - Hairstyle
3 - Skin Care
4 - Go to the Beach
5 - Care for my looks
6 - Soccer
7 - Win the Proleague
8 - Get Buff
9 - Miss A
10 - I'm Sleepy.. Sleep.
11 - Dress Well
12 - Make Boy and Girl friends
13 - Worries about Military
14 - Contract Negotiations
15 - Exercise
16 - Win the Starleague
Zero
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1 - Im Seol Yong (2 AM), Taeyang (Big Bang)
2 - Stargirl
3 - Free hyung... What will I reveal about him?
4 - IU
5 - Win the Starleague
6 - Lose weight on my cheeks
7 - Diet....
8 - Height... insoles?
9 - I need to study English...
10 - I'm tired
11 - Sleep
12 - Money! Win the Lottery? Six Figure Salary?
13 - I want a girlfriend...
14 -
15 - Fans
16 - GO ON A TRIP! Get on Korean Air and go out of the country!
Commentators: "Free hyung... what will I reveal about him?" Do you have anything to reveal anything about Free? The truth about free, now I can say it!
Zero: He's sending me signals to not say anything. But actually, Free hyung doesn't clean himself often. And today, specially, because it's the OSL group selection, he washed himself twice!
Free: I woke up at 8, and I played go and another game, ate, and slept again, and when I woke up, I had bed hair, so I washed my hair again... and Zero saw me and went "Wow, it's different from Proleague isn't it"
Free
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1 - I barely made it T_T [Starleague]
2 - It was nice to talk to the Stargirls
3 - Contract
4 - Starleague
5 - What do I need to do to get better at English?
6 - Go
7 - Lee Hyori's Anti Fans have been increasing...
8 - I want to get taller
9 - I dont' have time? lol
10 - Thinking about the Future
11 - Proleague
12 - Money
13 - Exercising
14 - Girls
15 - I'm tired (I want to sleep all day)
16 - Army
Commentators: What dan as you as an Amateur?
Free: I'm reached 4 dan, and recently go has been a lot more interesting lately, so I've been reading professional articles.
Commentators: I also heard that Fantasy was a good go player. Have you ever played with him?
Free: I haven't played him, we're not very close.
Commentators: Well you guys can get close to each other playing go! Fantasy, if Free asks you to play Go, will you play with him?
Fantasy: Well, I'm only 1 dan as Amateur. So I will play him with the attitude I will learn something from him
Commentators: We'll try to organize something. You guys will play, right?
Fantasy,Free: right
Fantasy
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1 - I want to play Soccer with Samsung
2 - I want to go on a trip
3 - I want to buy clothes
4 - I want to play Soccer with other teams
5 - Win the Proleague
6 - Tired
7 - I want to sleep
8 - I'm Hungry
9 - I want to go home
10 - Starcraft 2
11 - Let's get Buff
12 - Contract
13 - Exercise
14 - Pusan
15 - Group Selection
16 - Win The Starleague
Fantasy: I wanted to play soccer with other teams, and out of them, I wanted to play Samsung the most.
Commentators: Is it because you guys can beat Samsung?
Fantasy: No, it's because our team is really bad at soccer. We lost to all the other teams too. But, as we played against Samsung, we learned why Soccer was so fun.
Commentators: Did you find the joy of scoring goals?
Fantasy: No, the joy of getting the ball over the center line.
Hyuk
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1 - Watch "The Hot Brothers"
2 - Watch "Kim Ttak Goo"
3 - I want to play
4 - Proleague
5 - MSL
6 - Family
7 - Increase my win rate against Zerg
8 - Group Selection
9 - I want to go home
10 - I wanna buy clothes
11 - I want to rest
12 - Salary
13 - Get an Individual League Title
14 - Changwon
15 - Health (Stomach)
16 - Starleague
Commentators ask Jaedong to give some health advice. Doctor Jaedong gives Hyuk some tips to take care of himself.
Effort
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1 - Create new builds
2 - Lets gain some weight
3 - Stress over Acne -_-
4 - When Do I get a vacation?
5 - What do I need to do to get more fans?
6 - I need to do better.
7 - I need to exercise
8 - I want to go on a trip
9 - I want to quickly go to the military and come back
10 - I'm not a loser
11 - English OTL
12 - If I win both leagues, I can be the next Bonjwa
13 - 깝 Instinct [T/N: No idea what that is]
14 -
15 - I want to make people laugh
16 - Tired
Effort: I'm the funniest guy in my team. I'm a really funny guy. If you're close to me, I'll make sure you won't be bored
Stork
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1 - kg...
2 - Figure out how to take breaks during practice time
3 - Play with my teammates
4 - Exercise
5 - Army
6 - Girlfriend
7 - Vacation
8 - Thinking about the future
9 - I should tried hard (regrets)
10 - Electronic Equipment
11 - Mosquitoes Annoying me
12 - Game
13 - Things to Eat
14 - Next Season
15 - Sleep, Rest
16 - Money
Leta
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1 - Not eating Spicy Food
2 - My stomach hurts T_T Stop being in pain, stomach
3 - What other kinds of cute things are there?
4 - Taking care of my health
5 - Parents
6 - Soccer
7 - We beat Samsung... How will we beat other teams?
8 - This season is my season. I'll do my best to win.
9 - My Cheeks are rising recently
10 - Starleague Theme song for me
11 - I don't want to use things like insoles T_T
12 - Cute things
13 - Hey, my height, can you grow a little more?
14 - MIrror
15 - Ceremony
16 - Win the Starleague
Pure
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1 - Eat Korean Medicine three times a day
2 - My Credit Card Bill... I don't have any money
3 - Stargirls are pretty
4 - Proleague! KwangAhnRi!
5 - Where do I meet girls? I get a 2% hope from Kang Min hyung
6 - I need to gain weight
7 - When do I go to the military?
8 - One Piece is very fun T_T
9 -
10 - iPhone is good. ??? doesnt work.
11 - Who do I pick for the Golden Ball?
12 - I will be the best Protoss player
13 - I wanna be rich
14 - Get a girlfriend
15 - Why don't I have many fans?
16 - Beat one of the TaekBbangLeeSsang and Win!
Kal
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1 - Win
2 - Record
3 - Clubbing
4 - I wanna rest
5 - Individual League Record
6 - Slumping
7 - Winning
8 - Special Force
9 -
10 - Girlfriend
11 - Alcohol
12 - Family, Home
13 - Skin
14 - Negotiation for Salary
15 - Winning Proleague
16 - Proleague 2nd or 3rd Place
Commentators: Club! Alcohol! Girlfriend! How are you pure? You're filled with thoughts like this!
Kal: No... I'm just someone who is opening my eyes to it. I think I'm being portrayed as some mania ;; I hope Zero hyung will reveal who that club mania he talked about is.
Zero: It's not Kal
Commentators: oh... okay.
Hydra
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1 - Gain weight
2 - Exercise
3 - Fashion
4 - Kwang Ahn Ri Finals
5 - Stobu Period? [No Idea]
6 - Practice
7 - Do I look like Lee cheong Yong?
8 - Soccer
9 - Braces
10 - Get a Girlfriend
11 - Health
12 - Tired
13 - Free Days
14 - Dentist
15 - Fans
16 - Contests
Action
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1 - Get close to players in the other team... I don't know anyone
2 -
3 - Starcraft 2
4 - Friends
5 - Team
6 - Sleep
7 - Eliminated from MSL
8 - Our team Next Season
10 - Food
11 - What would have happened if I had studied?
12 - Family
13 - Exercise
14 - Builds
15 - Money
16 - Starleague
Part 2 to come at some future date. If someone wants to do it let me know :3