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"Big laptops are for those who have small wieners"

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karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 18:44:49
January 09 2009 18:42 GMT
#1
Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.

I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.

I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch laptop out, and my friend had his 14 inch laptop out too.

Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his acer aspire one out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.

"You and your big ass laptops. They just cover the fact that you guys have small penises."

...


wat




I just started roflmfao-ing

That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol

And keep in mind our laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for laptops.

Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!

Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?

UbRi
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Italy603 Posts
January 09 2009 18:51 GMT
#2
you could have made him realize that the smaller a laptop is the more it costs......but that would'have been too much of an intelligent answer to such a stupid statement lol
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
January 09 2009 18:57 GMT
#3
Point out that you are a broad shouldered alpha male who has to use a bigger keyboard.
Chromyne
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada561 Posts
January 09 2009 18:58 GMT
#4
And full size keyboards are more ergonomic, so you made the smarter choice.
Soli Deo gloria.
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 09 2009 19:00 GMT
#5
My laptop is 17 inches. Doesn't even fit in my bag. What does that say about my wang?
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
January 09 2009 19:09 GMT
#6
He must have been joking
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
January 09 2009 19:22 GMT
#7
My labtop is around 11 inches. I could hold it up with a couple fingers.

What does that say about me?

To be honest though, you need small labtops if you bring it to school with you. My labtop barely fits on some desks as it is. =s
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 19:31:31
January 09 2009 19:29 GMT
#8
I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop.

I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.asp

I like my products to be built like a tank.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 19:41:40
January 09 2009 19:40 GMT
#9
15' is fine imo but anything more always look out of place in class.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 09 2009 19:44 GMT
#10
idk i'd say somethin like that just cus i would think its funny

there's no way he was serious
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
January 09 2009 19:45 GMT
#11
I agree w/ him
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6772 Posts
January 09 2009 19:46 GMT
#12
Yeah uhhh odds are he was just kidding
Graphics
rkarhu
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Finland570 Posts
January 09 2009 19:59 GMT
#13
What are you laughing about? This is a known, scientifically proven fact.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
January 09 2009 20:06 GMT
#14
It's a joke. A lame one imo. I wouldn't bother replying..
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 09 2009 20:23 GMT
#15
Yeah my penis is huge (2+ inches), so I use a very large laptop.
RIP Aaliyah
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
January 09 2009 20:24 GMT
#16
what's he saying you use your laptop to penetrate a girl?
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
January 09 2009 20:29 GMT
#17
damn you got yo ass dissed shit
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
January 09 2009 20:35 GMT
#18
Probably just a joke like everyone ^ stated.

I have a 15" laptop as well but I would prefer a smaller one all thou the one I have atm was given to me.

On January 10 2009 04:29 Mikilatov wrote:
I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop.

I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.asp

I like my products to be built like a tank.


Yea those things are sick.
ya had ya shot kid!
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
January 09 2009 21:10 GMT
#19
lol it`s more of a joke on him, since as he keeps saying lame jokes like that, it just proves his unmatched stupidity

it's not as if i'm taking it seriously, it's more of me in disbelief as to why he would continuously make jokes that displays this level of stupidity lol
DeepGreen
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States175 Posts
January 09 2009 21:18 GMT
#20
...are you sure he wasn't joking? It kind of sounds like he wasn't being serious.

So I told him your car was like that when I got here and as for your grandmother she shouldnt have mouthed off like that
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