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Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.
I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.
I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch laptop out, and my friend had his 14 inch laptop out too.
Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his acer aspire one out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.
"You and your big ass laptops. They just cover the fact that you guys have small penises."
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wat
I just started roflmfao-ing
That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol
And keep in mind our laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for laptops.
Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!
Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?
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you could have made him realize that the smaller a laptop is the more it costs......but that would'have been too much of an intelligent answer to such a stupid statement lol
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Point out that you are a broad shouldered alpha male who has to use a bigger keyboard.
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And full size keyboards are more ergonomic, so you made the smarter choice.
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My laptop is 17 inches. Doesn't even fit in my bag. What does that say about my wang?
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My labtop is around 11 inches. I could hold it up with a couple fingers.
What does that say about me?
To be honest though, you need small labtops if you bring it to school with you. My labtop barely fits on some desks as it is. =s
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I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop.
I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.asp
I like my products to be built like a tank.
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15' is fine imo but anything more always look out of place in class.
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idk i'd say somethin like that just cus i would think its funny
there's no way he was serious
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Katowice25012 Posts
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Belgium6777 Posts
Yeah uhhh odds are he was just kidding
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What are you laughing about? This is a known, scientifically proven fact.
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It's a joke. A lame one imo. I wouldn't bother replying..
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Yeah my penis is huge (2+ inches), so I use a very large laptop.
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what's he saying you use your laptop to penetrate a girl?
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
damn you got yo ass dissed shit
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Probably just a joke like everyone ^ stated.
I have a 15" laptop as well but I would prefer a smaller one all thou the one I have atm was given to me.
On January 10 2009 04:29 Mikilatov wrote:I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop. I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.aspI like my products to be built like a tank.
Yea those things are sick.
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lol it`s more of a joke on him, since as he keeps saying lame jokes like that, it just proves his unmatched stupidity
it's not as if i'm taking it seriously, it's more of me in disbelief as to why he would continuously make jokes that displays this level of stupidity lol
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...are you sure he wasn't joking? It kind of sounds like he wasn't being serious.
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EPT
