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Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.
I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.
I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch laptop out, and my friend had his 14 inch laptop out too.
Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his acer aspire one out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.
"You and your big ass laptops. They just cover the fact that you guys have small penises."
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wat
I just started roflmfao-ing
That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol
And keep in mind our laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for laptops.
Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!
Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?
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you could have made him realize that the smaller a laptop is the more it costs......but that would'have been too much of an intelligent answer to such a stupid statement lol
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Point out that you are a broad shouldered alpha male who has to use a bigger keyboard.
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And full size keyboards are more ergonomic, so you made the smarter choice.
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My laptop is 17 inches. Doesn't even fit in my bag. What does that say about my wang?
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My labtop is around 11 inches. I could hold it up with a couple fingers.
What does that say about me?
To be honest though, you need small labtops if you bring it to school with you. My labtop barely fits on some desks as it is. =s
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I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop.
I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.asp
I like my products to be built like a tank.
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15' is fine imo but anything more always look out of place in class.
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idk i'd say somethin like that just cus i would think its funny
there's no way he was serious
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Katowice25012 Posts
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Belgium6771 Posts
Yeah uhhh odds are he was just kidding
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What are you laughing about? This is a known, scientifically proven fact.
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It's a joke. A lame one imo. I wouldn't bother replying..
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Yeah my penis is huge (2+ inches), so I use a very large laptop.
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what's he saying you use your laptop to penetrate a girl?
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
damn you got yo ass dissed shit
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Probably just a joke like everyone ^ stated.
I have a 15" laptop as well but I would prefer a smaller one all thou the one I have atm was given to me.
On January 10 2009 04:29 Mikilatov wrote:I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop. I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.aspI like my products to be built like a tank.
Yea those things are sick.
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lol it`s more of a joke on him, since as he keeps saying lame jokes like that, it just proves his unmatched stupidity
it's not as if i'm taking it seriously, it's more of me in disbelief as to why he would continuously make jokes that displays this level of stupidity lol
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...are you sure he wasn't joking? It kind of sounds like he wasn't being serious.
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lol i take it as a joke, but it seems that he keeps insisting that what he says is factual lol
if you know this guy, you'd be in a wtf state lol
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Don't listen to any of these jokers. They all have small penises. What you need to do is walk up to him, punch him in the face, and throw his laptop onto the floor. Then take out your army knife (You do have one right?) and slit his throat. Drink his blood and spit it onto his face.
That will teach him to insult you. He will never do it to you ever again.
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In any situation when someone claims you have a small dick, you must unzip your pants, whip out your incredibly large penis, and slap them in the face with it.
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fuck
I have like a 19" laptop 
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On January 10 2009 04:29 Mikilatov wrote:I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop. I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.aspI like my products to be built like a tank.
I agree about anything mac however the aspireone is like $250-300 US. I have one and like it but now I want a samsung NC10
and I dont he genuinly believes there is any correlation to the size of your laptop and your penis. What does that say about girls? Men without laptops??? Too many questions.
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On January 10 2009 03:42 karbon wrote:
Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.
I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.
I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch cock out, and my friend had his 14 inch cock out too.
Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his asian cock out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.
"You and your big ass cocks. They just cover the fact that you guys have small hearts."
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wat
I just started roflmfao-ing
That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol
And keep in mind cocks laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for cocks.
Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!
Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?
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On January 10 2009 10:50 Hippopotamus wrote:Show nested quote +On January 10 2009 03:42 karbon wrote:
Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.
I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.
I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch cock out, and my friend had his 14 inch cock out too.
Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his asian cock out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.
"You and your big ass cocks. They just cover the fact that you guys have small hearts."
...
wat
I just started roflmfao-ing
That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol
And keep in mind cocks laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for cocks.
Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!
Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?
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LOLLLLLLLL WTF HAHAHAHA
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Calgary25980 Posts
On January 10 2009 04:22 Chau wrote:
My labtop is around 11 inches. I could hold it up with a couple fingers.
What does that say about me?
To be honest though, you need small labtops if you bring it to school with you. My labtop barely fits on some desks as it is. =s
There are certain things in my life that I use as a barometer for intelligence.
One of them is people typing "labtop". Sorry
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I used to be so sure that it were "baby-sister" and "kidding-garden"
And then came the famous "hot dog". Wtf is a "hot dog" ? It gets pretty literal in Vietnam you know, and in Korea too XD
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Laptop
Anything bigger than the 15.4 inch monitor is wayy too big IMO. and lol @ macbook air. I wanna just crack them half.
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On January 10 2009 12:50 Elvin_vn wrote:
And then came the famous "hot dog". Wtf is a "hot dog" ? It gets pretty literal in Vietnam
lol.. i think i understand... i'm a white bred vietnamese lol
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