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karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
January 09 2009 21:28 GMT
#21
lol i take it as a joke, but it seems that he keeps insisting that what he says is factual lol

if you know this guy, you'd be in a wtf state lol
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
January 10 2009 01:05 GMT
#22
Don't listen to any of these jokers. They all have small penises. What you need to do is walk up to him, punch him in the face, and throw his laptop onto the floor. Then take out your army knife (You do have one right?) and slit his throat. Drink his blood and spit it onto his face.

That will teach him to insult you. He will never do it to you ever again.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Slithe
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States985 Posts
January 10 2009 01:19 GMT
#23
In any situation when someone claims you have a small dick, you must unzip your pants, whip out your incredibly large penis, and slap them in the face with it.
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 10 2009 01:30 GMT
#24
fuck
I have like a 19" laptop
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
January 10 2009 01:39 GMT
#25
On January 10 2009 04:29 Mikilatov wrote:
I makes me cringe whenever I see someone who has spent 2k on one of those 'macbook air' things, when they could spend like half as much and get a better laptop.

I'd be afraid I'd accidentally break that thing in half or something. I want one of these: http://www.panasonic.com/business/Toughbook/toughbook-products.asp

I like my products to be built like a tank.

I agree about anything mac however the aspireone is like $250-300 US. I have one and like it but now I want a samsung NC10

and I dont he genuinly believes there is any correlation to the size of your laptop and your penis. What does that say about girls? Men without laptops??? Too many questions.
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
January 10 2009 01:50 GMT
#26
On January 10 2009 03:42 karbon wrote:
Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.

I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.

I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch cock out, and my friend had his 14 inch cock out too.

Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his asian cock out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.

"You and your big ass cocks. They just cover the fact that you guys have small hearts."

...


wat




I just started roflmfao-ing

That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol

And keep in mind cocks laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for cocks.

Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!

Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?

karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
January 10 2009 02:15 GMT
#27
On January 10 2009 10:50 Hippopotamus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 10 2009 03:42 karbon wrote:
Remark: if title is unacceptable, I`ll change it.

I just experienced the most retarded thing ever.

I was sitting in the caf at school, I have my 15 inch cock out, and my friend had his 14 inch cock out too.

Some guy who likes to sit with us, has his asian cock out. We were doing our homework, all was quiet until he proceeded to make the most retarded comment I have ever heard.

"You and your big ass cocks. They just cover the fact that you guys have small hearts."

...


wat




I just started roflmfao-ing

That comment was so stupid to deserve any reply lol

And keep in mind cocks laptops are 14-15 inches, which are average sizes for cocks.

Keep in mind he drives a BMW 3-series, while the rest of us drive low end cars. Oh the irony!

Have you guys ever had a wtf moment like that?



.........................




LOLLLLLLLL WTF HAHAHAHA
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25980 Posts
January 10 2009 02:52 GMT
#28
On January 10 2009 04:22 Chau wrote:
My labtop is around 11 inches. I could hold it up with a couple fingers.

What does that say about me?

To be honest though, you need small labtops if you bring it to school with you. My labtop barely fits on some desks as it is. =s

There are certain things in my life that I use as a barometer for intelligence.

One of them is people typing "labtop". Sorry
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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-10 03:52:26
January 10 2009 03:50 GMT
#29
I used to be so sure that it were "baby-sister" and "kidding-garden"

And then came the famous "hot dog". Wtf is a "hot dog" ? It gets pretty literal in Vietnam you know, and in Korea too XD
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
January 10 2009 03:55 GMT
#30
Laptop

Anything bigger than the 15.4 inch monitor is wayy too big IMO. and lol @ macbook air. I wanna just crack them half.
karbon
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada137 Posts
January 10 2009 05:01 GMT
#31
On January 10 2009 12:50 Elvin_vn wrote:
And then came the famous "hot dog". Wtf is a "hot dog" ? It gets pretty literal in Vietnam


lol.. i think i understand... i'm a white bred vietnamese lol
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