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Who would win in a fight?

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nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 00:49:50
December 24 2008 23:25 GMT
#1
I was bored so....


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Who would win?

Edit:
No I am saying who would win in a straight-up face to face fight or situation.

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Poll: Joker or Dexter
(Vote): Joker
(Vote): Dexter


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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 24 2008 23:26 GMT
#2
joker, easily. are you high?!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 24 2008 23:27 GMT
#3
uhhhh the joker easily?

dexter is just some forensics nerd who cuts up fools in his spare time, he's no criminal mastermind and he doesn't have a crime empire (or the means to fund it) and joker does????

CRIME LORD VS GUY WHO KNIFES HOOKERS HMMM
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 24 2008 23:28 GMT
#4
i wonder if people are dumb enough that if you said 'who would win' and posted a picture of adam west's batman and a picture of heath ledger's joker they'd pick the joker
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
December 24 2008 23:29 GMT
#5
Dexter ez
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
December 24 2008 23:35 GMT
#6
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=joker&word2=dexter

pretty close fight!
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
December 24 2008 23:36 GMT
#7
Joker
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
December 24 2008 23:36 GMT
#8
Dexter. that creepy smile owns.
ManBearPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Belgium207 Posts
December 24 2008 23:37 GMT
#9
dexter knows jiujitsu
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7582 Posts
December 24 2008 23:41 GMT
#10
No Contest.

ManBearPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Belgium207 Posts
December 24 2008 23:43 GMT
#11
i'd beat dexter + the joker vs me in starcraft
but i play protoss
drone
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
70 Posts
December 24 2008 23:54 GMT
#12
add a poll

btw Joker duh
마재윤
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 24 2008 23:58 GMT
#13
joker def
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
December 25 2008 00:06 GMT
#14
dexter is gay D:
Hates Fun🤔
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 25 2008 00:19 GMT
#15
Joker has guns and stuff ez win =p Also he has Harley lol
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6777 Posts
December 25 2008 00:22 GMT
#16
On December 25 2008 08:27 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
uhhhh the joker easily?

dexter is just some forensics nerd who cuts up fools in his spare time, he's no criminal mastermind and he doesn't have a crime empire (or the means to fund it) and joker does????

CRIME LORD VS GUY WHO KNIFES HOOKERS HMMM


what?
knifes hookers? what the fuck?

DO YOU NOT KNOW HARRY'S CODE
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nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
December 25 2008 00:39 GMT
#17
No I am saying who would win in a straight-up face to face fight anywhere, the joker in this case can't have any special bombs or guns.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
December 25 2008 00:49 GMT
#18
On December 25 2008 08:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i wonder if people are dumb enough that if you said 'who would win' and posted a picture of adam west's batman and a picture of heath ledger's joker they'd pick the joker



He knows how to defeat even the most vile of foes.


With prank phone calls like this who needs fists.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 25 2008 00:50 GMT
#19
fakesteve is talking out of his ass.

I'd still pick the joker though cause he has access to just all out brutal tactics.. he doesn't care about who sees him start a rampage etc. Dexter thrives on his secrecy. If they were in a warehouse with a gun and a knife I might pick Dexter though. It'd be closer.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
December 25 2008 00:54 GMT
#20
Coming up with ridiculous 'who would win' polls is fun!

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ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 01:16:26
December 25 2008 01:04 GMT
#21
On December 25 2008 09:54 micronesia wrote:
Coming up with ridiculous 'who would win' polls is fun!

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Well this is at least more realistic then a horse fucking a guy.

Wow, everyone voted Joker, are you people forgetting how Dexter dismantled several guys in hand to hand combat? Although I could be wrong because Dexter almost got his ass kicked by the drug dealer in Ep1 of Dexter Season 3.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28866 Posts
December 25 2008 01:18 GMT
#22
dexter is supposed to be pretty dangerous in a fistfight without weapons
joker doesnt really do that, ever..
this is like asking who would win between an eagle and an orca whale if they had to fight on the ground
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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 25 2008 01:24 GMT
#23
On December 25 2008 10:18 Liquid`Drone wrote:
dexter is supposed to be pretty dangerous in a fistfight without weapons
joker doesnt really do that, ever..
this is like asking who would win between an eagle and an orca whale if they had to fight on the ground


orca
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:10:51
December 25 2008 02:10 GMT
#24
This is a tough one. Probably going to go with the Joker though, just because he uses more weapons/gadgets (in the original comics) than Dexter. Dexter has some mean melee moves so it's really down to the question if Dexter has the "hunger" to take it home.

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MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 25 2008 02:46 GMT
#25
joker EZ
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iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
December 25 2008 03:04 GMT
#26
Wait, isnt he dead now? How could the joker win when his actor is dead
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
December 25 2008 03:12 GMT
#27
joker has no fear. joker does not fear pain or death. a person that is immune to pain and death is a very powerful weapon.

joker plz/
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 25 2008 03:14 GMT
#28
fearing pain is different from feeling pain, I think you may have missed that distinction...lol

and dexter doesn't fear shit either, just watch the ending episodes of season 3
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 25 2008 03:26 GMT
#29
Joker. I just watched The Dark Knight again... so how much he wins is further more accentuated.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 25 2008 04:14 GMT
#30
On December 25 2008 08:43 ManBearPig wrote:
i'd beat dexter + the joker vs me in starcraft
but i play protoss

thats not funny!
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
December 25 2008 05:17 GMT
#31
On December 25 2008 12:14 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
fearing pain is different from feeling pain, I think you may have missed that distinction...lol

and dexter doesn't fear shit either, just watch the ending episodes of season 3


lol. when the idea of heaven was still very popular, i think islamic soldiers ripped thru a lot of enemy forces cuz their leader said

a. if you die you go to utopian heaven
b. if you stay alive you live in utopian heaven

this = massive destruction since they didnt care if they died or not.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
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