• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 23:07
CEST 05:07
KST 12:07
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
TL.net Map Contest #22 - Voting & Ladder Map Selection2Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO8 Preview5[ASL21] Finals Preview: Two Legacies21Code S Season 2 (2026) - RO12 Preview2herO wins GSL Code S Season 1 (2026)7
Community News
Weekly Cups (May 25-31): Clem doubles, 2v2 circuit heads toward finale0StarCraft II 5.0.16 PTR Patch Notes may 26th138Weekly Cups (May 18-24): MaxPax wins doubles0Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League5Weekly Cups (May 11-17): Classic wins double1
StarCraft 2
General
StarCraft II 5.0.16 PTR Patch Notes may 26th The Death of Cheese: From a Professional Cheeser Oliveira Would Have Returned If EWC Continued SC2 Parody - "Somebody That I Used to Troll" On design and lattest PTR patch notes
Tourneys
Maestros of The Game 2 announcement and schedule ! Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event Crank Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League GSL Code S Season 2 (2026)
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 528 Infection Detected Welcome to the External Content forum Mutation # 527 Hell Train
Brood War
General
[BSL22] Non-Korean Championship from 13 to 28 June FlaShFTW vs A.Alm Grudge Match Event vespene.gg — BW replays in browser Quality of life changes in BW that you will like ? Data analysis on 70 million replays
Tourneys
[ASL21] Grand Finals [Megathread] Daily Proleagues Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 [BSL22] WB Final & LB Semis - Saturday 21:00 CEST
Strategy
Any training maps people recommend? Muta micro map competition [G] Hydra ZvZ: An Introduction Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile Nintendo Switch Thread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne ZeroSpace Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Dating: How's your luck? Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Trading/Investing Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books
Sports
McBoner: A hockey love story 2024 - 2026 Football Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread Facing Challenges in Mobile App Development
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Esportsmanship: How to NOT B…
TrAiDoS
Why RTS gamers make better f…
gosubay
ramps on octagon
StaticNine
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2593 users

Who would win in a fight?

Blogs > nimysa
Post a Reply
Normal
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 00:49:50
December 24 2008 23:25 GMT
#1
I was bored so....


+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


vs

[image loading]



Who would win?

Edit:
No I am saying who would win in a straight-up face to face fight or situation.

[image loading]

Poll: Joker or Dexter
(Vote): Joker
(Vote): Dexter


*
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 24 2008 23:26 GMT
#2
joker, easily. are you high?!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 24 2008 23:27 GMT
#3
uhhhh the joker easily?

dexter is just some forensics nerd who cuts up fools in his spare time, he's no criminal mastermind and he doesn't have a crime empire (or the means to fund it) and joker does????

CRIME LORD VS GUY WHO KNIFES HOOKERS HMMM
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 24 2008 23:28 GMT
#4
i wonder if people are dumb enough that if you said 'who would win' and posted a picture of adam west's batman and a picture of heath ledger's joker they'd pick the joker
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
December 24 2008 23:29 GMT
#5
Dexter ez
Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
December 24 2008 23:35 GMT
#6
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=joker&word2=dexter

pretty close fight!
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
December 24 2008 23:36 GMT
#7
Joker
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
December 24 2008 23:36 GMT
#8
Dexter. that creepy smile owns.
ManBearPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Belgium207 Posts
December 24 2008 23:37 GMT
#9
dexter knows jiujitsu
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7572 Posts
December 24 2008 23:41 GMT
#10
No Contest.

ManBearPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Belgium207 Posts
December 24 2008 23:43 GMT
#11
i'd beat dexter + the joker vs me in starcraft
but i play protoss
drone
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
70 Posts
December 24 2008 23:54 GMT
#12
add a poll

btw Joker duh
마재윤
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 24 2008 23:58 GMT
#13
joker def
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
December 25 2008 00:06 GMT
#14
dexter is gay D:
Hates Fun🤔
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 25 2008 00:19 GMT
#15
Joker has guns and stuff ez win =p Also he has Harley lol
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
December 25 2008 00:22 GMT
#16
On December 25 2008 08:27 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
uhhhh the joker easily?

dexter is just some forensics nerd who cuts up fools in his spare time, he's no criminal mastermind and he doesn't have a crime empire (or the means to fund it) and joker does????

CRIME LORD VS GUY WHO KNIFES HOOKERS HMMM


what?
knifes hookers? what the fuck?

DO YOU NOT KNOW HARRY'S CODE
Graphics
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
December 25 2008 00:39 GMT
#17
No I am saying who would win in a straight-up face to face fight anywhere, the joker in this case can't have any special bombs or guns.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
December 25 2008 00:49 GMT
#18
On December 25 2008 08:28 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
i wonder if people are dumb enough that if you said 'who would win' and posted a picture of adam west's batman and a picture of heath ledger's joker they'd pick the joker



He knows how to defeat even the most vile of foes.


With prank phone calls like this who needs fists.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
December 25 2008 00:50 GMT
#19
fakesteve is talking out of his ass.

I'd still pick the joker though cause he has access to just all out brutal tactics.. he doesn't care about who sees him start a rampage etc. Dexter thrives on his secrecy. If they were in a warehouse with a gun and a knife I might pick Dexter though. It'd be closer.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
December 25 2008 00:54 GMT
#20
Coming up with ridiculous 'who would win' polls is fun!

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

vs
[image loading]

ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
nimysa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States383 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 01:16:26
December 25 2008 01:04 GMT
#21
On December 25 2008 09:54 micronesia wrote:
Coming up with ridiculous 'who would win' polls is fun!

+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]

vs
[image loading]


Well this is at least more realistic then a horse fucking a guy.

Wow, everyone voted Joker, are you people forgetting how Dexter dismantled several guys in hand to hand combat? Although I could be wrong because Dexter almost got his ass kicked by the drug dealer in Ep1 of Dexter Season 3.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28804 Posts
December 25 2008 01:18 GMT
#22
dexter is supposed to be pretty dangerous in a fistfight without weapons
joker doesnt really do that, ever..
this is like asking who would win between an eagle and an orca whale if they had to fight on the ground
Moderator
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 25 2008 01:24 GMT
#23
On December 25 2008 10:18 Liquid`Drone wrote:
dexter is supposed to be pretty dangerous in a fistfight without weapons
joker doesnt really do that, ever..
this is like asking who would win between an eagle and an orca whale if they had to fight on the ground


orca
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:10:51
December 25 2008 02:10 GMT
#24
This is a tough one. Probably going to go with the Joker though, just because he uses more weapons/gadgets (in the original comics) than Dexter. Dexter has some mean melee moves so it's really down to the question if Dexter has the "hunger" to take it home.

"becomes a football match-review"
"If I think, everything is lost"
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 25 2008 02:46 GMT
#25
joker EZ
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
TL+ Member
iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
December 25 2008 03:04 GMT
#26
Wait, isnt he dead now? How could the joker win when his actor is dead
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
December 25 2008 03:12 GMT
#27
joker has no fear. joker does not fear pain or death. a person that is immune to pain and death is a very powerful weapon.

joker plz/
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 25 2008 03:14 GMT
#28
fearing pain is different from feeling pain, I think you may have missed that distinction...lol

and dexter doesn't fear shit either, just watch the ending episodes of season 3
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 25 2008 03:26 GMT
#29
Joker. I just watched The Dark Knight again... so how much he wins is further more accentuated.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 25 2008 04:14 GMT
#30
On December 25 2008 08:43 ManBearPig wrote:
i'd beat dexter + the joker vs me in starcraft
but i play protoss

thats not funny!
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
December 25 2008 05:17 GMT
#31
On December 25 2008 12:14 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
fearing pain is different from feeling pain, I think you may have missed that distinction...lol

and dexter doesn't fear shit either, just watch the ending episodes of season 3


lol. when the idea of heaven was still very popular, i think islamic soldiers ripped thru a lot of enemy forces cuz their leader said

a. if you die you go to utopian heaven
b. if you stay alive you live in utopian heaven

this = massive destruction since they didnt care if they died or not.
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Normal
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
PiGosaur Cup
00:00
PiGosaur #84 PTR
CranKy Ducklings136
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft1805
WinterStarcraft379
RuFF_SC2 174
Ketroc 40
StarCraft: Brood War
Noble 121
NaDa 49
Sharp 30
Bale 18
HiyA 17
JulyZerg 11
Dota 2
monkeys_forever552
LuMiX1
Counter-Strike
Fnx 1599
taco 417
Other Games
summit1g10951
C9.Mang0616
Artosis291
Maynarde100
Nina47
ViBE47
minikerr13
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick1192
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP106
• davetesta13
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21025
League of Legends
• Stunt311
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
6h 53m
Kung Fu Cup
7h 53m
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
11h 53m
Maestros of the Game
12h 23m
ByuN vs herO
Rogue vs Bunny
Replay Cast
20h 53m
Replay Cast
1d 5h
WardiTV Spring Champion…
1d 7h
OSC
1d 9h
Maestros of the Game
1d 12h
Serral vs Percival
SHIN vs ShoWTimE
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
Maestros of the Game
2 days
Clem vs Lambo
Zoun vs SKillous
Replay Cast
3 days
Solar vs Classic
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
3 days
Grudge Match
3 days
FlaShFTW vs A.Alm
GSL
4 days
herO vs Rogue
Maru vs Cure
Patches Events
4 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
4 days
BSL
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Monday Night Weeklies
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

KK 2v2 League Season 1
RSL Revival: Season 5
Heroes Pulsing #1

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Acropolis #4
CSCL: Masked Kings S4
YSL S3
SCTL 2026 Spring
WardiTV Spring 2026
Maestros of the Game 2
2026 GSL S2
Murky Cup 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026

Upcoming

BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
CranK Gathers Season 4: BW vs SC2 Team League
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Heroes Pulsing #3
Heroes Pulsing #2
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.