EPT3 Jokes - Page 4
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OhThatDang
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + none, they like to sit in the dark there are 5 emo kids in a room. One of them is crying. Why ? + Show Spoiler + coz he doesn`t have his corner where to sit u are locked in a room with a tiger, a cobra, and an emo. You also have a gun with two bullets. Who do u shoot? + Show Spoiler + easy.The emo kid, twice I hope u like this: + Show Spoiler + A priest and his friend went to play golf. After a while, the priest's friend misses: -FUCK, It was so close! -Don`t curse man, God is gonna hear u They continue playin` and the priest's friend misses again: -FUCK, It was so close! The priest replies: -Please don`t curse anymore. God is gonna hear u They resumed playing and then the priest's friend misses AGAIN: -FUCK, It was so close! Then, suddenly, the sky turns grey, the clouds lookin` threatening, and then a lightning bolt struck the priest and killed him. God: -FUCK, It was so close! another one: + Show Spoiler + A priest was driving home after a usual day of work at the church. On his way home, he saw a hot blonde on the sidewalk, and kindly offered her a trip home. After about 1 km of driving the priest couldn`t resist anymore and put his hand on the woman's thigh(leg?). The blonde replied: -Father, versicle(?) VIII of Matthew !(sorry, my english is failing me  ). The priest took of his hand and continued driving.After another km, the same thing happened, and the blonde yelled: -Father, versicle 8 of Matthew !!! The priest, embarrassed, took his hand off and continued driving. As soon as he got home, he literally ran to his room, closed the door, and grabbed the Bible. At versicle VIII of Matthew, it was written: -Son, don`t be afraid, go ahead! but yeah...this jokes are way more funny in your native language  | ||
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