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Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-30 00:31:26
November 21 2008 06:45 GMT
#1


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Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Infundibulum
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States2552 Posts
November 21 2008 06:46 GMT
#2
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Two, one to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick!
LoL NA: MothLite == Steam: p0nd
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
November 21 2008 06:47 GMT
#3
two guys walk into a bar

you think the second one should have seen it.

har har

/wrists
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 21 2008 06:51 GMT
#4
How do you change a dishwasher into a snowblower?
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Hand the bitch a shovel.
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eat
Profile Joined February 2008
United Kingdom88 Posts
November 21 2008 06:52 GMT
#5
Really?
/clearstats YES
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
November 21 2008 06:55 GMT
#6
You are trolling right?
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
November 21 2008 06:56 GMT
#7
yay misogyny

tempted to but not going to post picture
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 21 2008 06:58 GMT
#8
the first one was funny, the other two not so much.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 21 2008 07:01 GMT
#9
lol I can't help but laugh at these ones
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What do you say to your wife with a bloody nose and split lip?
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Nothing, you've already told her 3 times.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 21 2008 07:11 GMT
#10
excellent premise for a thread dude!
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
November 21 2008 07:15 GMT
#11
Completely tasteless and crude dead baby jokes:
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What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

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I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it


How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

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I don't know, I was too busy jacking off


You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 21 2008 07:17 GMT
#12
On November 21 2008 16:15 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Completely tasteless and crude dead baby jokes:
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What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it


How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

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I don't know, I was too busy jacking off



Too add to this
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How do you take a baby out of the blender?
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With chips

and
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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Depends how hard you throw them
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 21 2008 07:18 GMT
#13
On November 21 2008 16:11 H_ wrote:
excellent premise for a thread dude!

The racist jokes thread a while back was really funny, but so politically incorrect it was unbelievable.
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 21 2008 07:27 GMT
#14
On November 21 2008 15:46 iNfuNdiBuLuM wrote:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Two, one to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick!

nooo dude
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it's a trick question, feminists can't change anything!
posting on liquid sites in current year
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
November 21 2008 07:36 GMT
#15
I wonder who is going to take it too far and get banned lol
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 21 2008 07:45 GMT
#16
On November 21 2008 16:27 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
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On November 21 2008 15:46 iNfuNdiBuLuM wrote:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Two, one to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick!

nooo dude
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it's a trick question, feminists can't change anything!

I disagree, they can change my bed sheets
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 21 2008 07:51 GMT
#17
why does beyonce only sing "to the left to the left"

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because black people have no rights


whats the difference betwen truckfull of bricks and a truckfull of dead babies?

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dead babies are easier to shovel
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Antipathy
Profile Joined June 2008
United States222 Posts
November 21 2008 08:06 GMT
#18
Oh man these jokes are hilariously terrible.
"All give some, some give all"
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 21 2008 08:07 GMT
#19
On November 21 2008 16:18 mikeymoo wrote:
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On November 21 2008 16:11 H_ wrote:
excellent premise for a thread dude!

The racist jokes thread a while back was really funny, but so politically incorrect it was unbelievable.


I don't care that they're politically incorrect, but some jokes require setting up or they fall dead. Particularly racist/sexist ones.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
November 21 2008 08:42 GMT
#20
On November 21 2008 16:15 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Completely tasteless and crude dead baby jokes:
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What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it


How long does it take to microwave a dead baby?

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't know, I was too busy jacking off




I dont understand these ones
w/e
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