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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 21 2008 08:46 GMT
#21
the 2nd one from OP... took from playboy?
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
November 21 2008 09:02 GMT
#22
What do you get when you slit a baby's throat?
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An erection.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
November 21 2008 09:10 GMT
#23
Can someone explain to me the baby ones please =( me no get
w/e
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
November 21 2008 09:10 GMT
#24
ahahahaha
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 21 2008 09:18 GMT
#25
Dead baby jokes are probably the most sadistic ones out there.

Misogynistic jokes are best told to sisters and your mum.

Racist jokes are fine as long as you're joking about your own race (which I don't like but that's how it works).
No I'm never serious.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
November 21 2008 09:33 GMT
#26
On November 21 2008 18:18 Nytefish wrote:
Dead baby jokes are probably the most sadistic ones out there.

Misogynistic jokes are best told to sisters and your mum.

Racist jokes are fine as long as you're joking about your own race (which I don't like but that's how it works).


still dont get it
w/e
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
November 21 2008 10:16 GMT
#27
Don't worry, there's nothing to get. They are simply retarded.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
November 21 2008 10:24 GMT
#28
hahaha, the jokes are getting out of control.
Brood War loyalist
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 21 2008 10:32 GMT
#29
oh my god hahahahah holy shit some fucked up shit right there lool
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
November 21 2008 11:30 GMT
#30
On November 21 2008 16:27 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2008 15:46 iNfuNdiBuLuM wrote:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Two, one to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick!

nooo dude
+ Show Spoiler +
it's a trick question, feminists can't change anything!


you win, ahahahaa
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
November 21 2008 12:54 GMT
#31
Why do women have smaller feet?

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So they can be closer to the sink.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
November 21 2008 13:03 GMT
#32
On November 21 2008 16:51 HeavOnEarth wrote:
why does beyonce only sing "to the left to the left"

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because black people have no rights


whats the difference betwen truckfull of bricks and a truckfull of dead babies?

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dead babies are easier to shovel

Damn!! Nice one....you just won the thread right there, but that might merit you a ban.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-21 13:22:45
November 21 2008 13:22 GMT
#33
On November 21 2008 18:33 InfeSteD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2008 18:18 Nytefish wrote:
Dead baby jokes are probably the most sadistic ones out there.

Misogynistic jokes are best told to sisters and your mum.

Racist jokes are fine as long as you're joking about your own race (which I don't like but that's how it works).


still dont get it


That's a good thing, it means you're not a sadist (or don't find it funny):

sa⋅dism
–noun
1. Psychiatry. sexual gratification gained through causing pain or degradation to others. Compare masochism.
2. any enjoyment in being cruel.
3. extreme cruelty.
No I'm never serious.
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
November 21 2008 14:18 GMT
#34
Yes, telling dead baby jokes is completely cruel and sick. It can't just be a typical joke, where something radical gets told for a shock and lol, this is the internet. How do we know there aren't any dead babies browsing TL who might get offended?
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-21 15:11:48
November 21 2008 15:11 GMT
#35
Well I don't have to be a dead baby to be offended by dead baby jokes.

(for the record I actually do enjoy them)

(the jokes that is, not dead babies)
No I'm never serious.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
November 21 2008 15:30 GMT
#36
wow
I havent heard any of these before and they're all fucking awesome.
my sister's a huge feminist and that bitch is hearing all of these
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
November 21 2008 16:57 GMT
#37
whats the difference between a freezer full of dead babys and a mustang ?
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i dont have a mustang in my garage
pew pew
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
November 21 2008 16:58 GMT
#38
how long does it take a black women to take a shit
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9 months
pew pew
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
November 21 2008 18:19 GMT
#39
On November 22 2008 01:58 lesser_good wrote:
how long does it take a black women to take a shit
+ Show Spoiler +
9 months

you have balls dude!
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
November 21 2008 21:59 GMT
#40
On November 22 2008 03:19 niteReloaded wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2008 01:58 lesser_good wrote:
how long does it take a black women to take a shit
+ Show Spoiler +
9 months

you have balls dude!


i dont..

OH ROFL
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