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lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
November 21 2008 22:53 GMT
#41
lol as soon as i got back from work i rushed to tl to make sure i wasnt banned
pew pew
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 21 2008 23:23 GMT
#42
Why did the woman cross the road?

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I don't know, and I don't care. What I want to know is what the hell she was doing out of the kitchen.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
November 21 2008 23:36 GMT
#43
On November 22 2008 07:53 lesser_good wrote:
lol as soon as i got back from work i rushed to tl to make sure i wasnt banned

Rofl reminds of this one time I was at work, and I changed crews that day. Anyway I was standing there talking to this one guy and I was like "Yeah I'm glad I switched crews, that place was a piece of shit I hated working on that N****r Rig...." Then I looked over and this black dude was standing beside us. I forgot there was a black guy on our crew. So funny haha
Not bad for a cat toy.
Bowdz
Profile Joined September 2007
United States202 Posts
November 22 2008 04:52 GMT
#44
Jesus, Ive never really heard any dead baby jokes before, but they are terrible. LMAO at the feminist jokes.
"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself makes you fearless." - Lao Tzu
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
November 22 2008 06:37 GMT
#45
What's the difference between a stack of papers and a stack of people who tell dead baby jokes?

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One isn't full of complete fucktards.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
November 22 2008 09:39 GMT
#46
On November 22 2008 01:58 lesser_good wrote:
how long does it take a black women to take a shit
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9 months


Someone got banned from TL.net back in 06 I believe for telling this exact same joke...


About dead baby jokes... I really still dont get it.. whats funny about it? like whats the whole point behind it.. theres gotta be some story behind it..
w/e
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
November 22 2008 09:40 GMT
#47
On November 21 2008 21:54 niteReloaded wrote:
Why do women have smaller feet?

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So they can be closer to the sink.


Oh shit I missed this one... I lAwLEeeDD!!!
w/e
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
November 22 2008 10:44 GMT
#48
Why is the bride always dressed in white?

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So the dishwasher matches the fridge
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
November 22 2008 11:51 GMT
#49
What is the difference between a hippo and a wife?

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One has a huge mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in africa.
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
imperfect
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada1652 Posts
November 23 2008 05:41 GMT
#50
<racist joke>~ take it lightly o_o;;;

What's long and hard on a black man?

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first grade xD haha im kidding
blind bisu free and anytime fanboy.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 23 2008 05:54 GMT
#51
LMFAO these are hilarious ;D
I'm totally bookmarking this thread for reference.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-23 06:52:59
November 23 2008 06:23 GMT
#52
How are assholes who say dead baby jokes and actual babies alike?
Both are welcome in Disneyland without paying entrance fee.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 23 2008 06:28 GMT
#53
On November 23 2008 15:23 ilj.psa wrote:
Whats the difference between assholes who say dead baby jokes and babies?
Both are welcome in Disneyland without paying entrance fee.

How is that a difference between them if they get in for free....

Fail at making a point...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
November 23 2008 06:42 GMT
#54
none of you know any good jokes

you just know a bunch of dumb shit you saw on the internet one time
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
November 23 2008 06:49 GMT
#55
On November 23 2008 15:28 Grobyc wrote:
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On November 23 2008 15:23 ilj.psa wrote:
Whats the difference between assholes who say dead baby jokes and babies?
Both are welcome in Disneyland without paying entrance fee.

How is that a difference between them if they get in for free....

Fail at making a point...

a f.. edited
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
November 23 2008 07:50 GMT
#56
i have a really good one but if you dont get spanish i doubt it would cause any fun.

que pasa si metes un huevo al microondas y cierras la puerta?
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te lo machucas
Teamliquidian townie
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
November 23 2008 08:13 GMT
#57
On November 23 2008 15:42 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
none of you know any good jokes

you just know a bunch of dumb shit you saw on the internet one time

HEY!
... it was a bunch of dumb shit I heard from a friend not the internet
And I don't see you contributing any of those 'good jokes' you speak of.
I'll try to remember this one correctly
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While walking down the street a man is stopped by another man with a briefcase.

He stops when the man with the briefcase starts to speak

"Excuse me sir, would you like to buy a bottle of mouthwash?"

The other man replies "Uh.. how much?"

"$100" says the man with the briefcase.

"WHAT?!?! That's insane!" the man exclaims.

The man with the briefcase stops and thinks for a minute....
"Alright I'll give you a special discount then, $50."

"That's still too much! I'll go buy some at the store instead for way less than that!"

Disappointed, the man with the briefcase starts to open his suitcase and says
"Sorry, I can see I must have wasted your valuable time then, let me share one of my brownies to show my apologies"

"Oh.. Ok.. I guess..." as he takes the brownie and bites into it

"THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!"

The man with the briefcase smiles and says
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"So how about that mouthwash?"
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
January 19 2009 06:07 GMT
#58
What's Richard Nixon's starcraft id?
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ilovevoov
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
January 19 2009 06:13 GMT
#59
What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Corvette?

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I don't have a Corvette in my garage
jinwoooooooo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States176 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-19 06:17:12
January 19 2009 06:17 GMT
#60
What did the Mexican fireman name his two children?

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Jose and Hose B
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