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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
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Infundibulum
United States2552 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Two, one to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick! | ||
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
you think the second one should have seen it. har har /wrists | ||
mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Hand the bitch a shovel. | ||
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eat
United Kingdom88 Posts
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GGQ
Canada2653 Posts
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
tempted to but not going to post picture | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
 + Show Spoiler + What do you say to your wife with a bloody nose and split lip? + Show Spoiler + Nothing, you've already told her 3 times. | ||
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New Zealand6138 Posts
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Ganfei
Taiwan1439 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? + Show Spoiler + I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it How long does it take to microwave a dead baby? + Show Spoiler + I don't know, I was too busy jacking off | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:15 NoobsOfWrath wrote: Completely tasteless and crude dead baby jokes: + Show Spoiler + What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? + Show Spoiler + I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it How long does it take to microwave a dead baby? + Show Spoiler + I don't know, I was too busy jacking off Too add to this + Show Spoiler + How do you take a baby out of the blender? + Show Spoiler + With chips and How many babies does it take to paint a wall? + Show Spoiler + Depends how hard you throw them | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:11 H_ wrote: excellent premise for a thread dude! The racist jokes thread a while back was really funny, but so politically incorrect it was unbelievable. | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
On November 21 2008 15:46 iNfuNdiBuLuM wrote: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? + Show Spoiler + Two, one to change the bulb and the other to suck my dick! nooo dude + Show Spoiler + it's a trick question, feminists can't change anything! | ||
cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:27 SpiritoftheTuna wrote: nooo dude + Show Spoiler + it's a trick question, feminists can't change anything! I disagree, they can change my bed sheets  | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + because black people have no rights whats the difference betwen truckfull of bricks and a truckfull of dead babies? + Show Spoiler + dead babies are easier to shovel | ||
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Antipathy
United States222 Posts
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H
New Zealand6138 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:18 mikeymoo wrote: The racist jokes thread a while back was really funny, but so politically incorrect it was unbelievable. I don't care that they're politically incorrect, but some jokes require setting up or they fall dead. Particularly racist/sexist ones. | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:15 NoobsOfWrath wrote: Completely tasteless and crude dead baby jokes: + Show Spoiler + What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? + Show Spoiler + I don't fuck the sandwich before eating it How long does it take to microwave a dead baby? + Show Spoiler + I don't know, I was too busy jacking off I dont understand these ones  | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
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NrG.ZaM
United States267 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + An erection. | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
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writer22816
United States5775 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
Misogynistic jokes are best told to sisters and your mum. Racist jokes are fine as long as you're joking about your own race (which I don't like but that's how it works). | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
On November 21 2008 18:18 Nytefish wrote: Dead baby jokes are probably the most sadistic ones out there. Misogynistic jokes are best told to sisters and your mum. Racist jokes are fine as long as you're joking about your own race (which I don't like but that's how it works). still dont get it | ||
Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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poilord
Germany3252 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:27 SpiritoftheTuna wrote: nooo dude + Show Spoiler + it's a trick question, feminists can't change anything! you win, ahahahaa | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + So they can be closer to the sink. | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
On November 21 2008 16:51 HeavOnEarth wrote: why does beyonce only sing "to the left to the left" + Show Spoiler + because black people have no rights whats the difference betwen truckfull of bricks and a truckfull of dead babies? + Show Spoiler + dead babies are easier to shovel Damn!! Nice one....you just won the thread right there, but that might merit you a ban. | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
That's a good thing, it means you're not a sadist (or don't find it funny): sa⋅dism –noun 1. Psychiatry. sexual gratification gained through causing pain or degradation to others. Compare masochism. 2. any enjoyment in being cruel. 3. extreme cruelty. | ||
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NrG.ZaM
United States267 Posts
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
(for the record I actually do enjoy them) (the jokes that is, not dead babies) | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
I havent heard any of these before and they're all fucking awesome. my sister's a huge feminist and that bitch is hearing all of these | ||
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lesser_good
Canada698 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + i dont have a mustang in my garage | ||
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lesser_good
Canada698 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 9 months | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
On November 22 2008 01:58 lesser_good wrote: how long does it take a black women to take a shit + Show Spoiler + 9 months you have balls dude! | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
i dont.. OH ROFL | ||
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lesser_good
Canada698 Posts
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I don't know, and I don't care. What I want to know is what the hell she was doing out of the kitchen. | ||
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Krohm
Canada1857 Posts
On November 22 2008 07:53 lesser_good wrote: lol as soon as i got back from work i rushed to tl to make sure i wasnt banned Rofl reminds of this one time I was at work, and I changed crews that day. Anyway I was standing there talking to this one guy and I was like "Yeah I'm glad I switched crews, that place was a piece of shit I hated working on that N****r Rig...." Then I looked over and this black dude was standing beside us. I forgot there was a black guy on our crew. So funny haha | ||
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Bowdz
United States202 Posts
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Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + One isn't full of complete fucktards. | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
On November 22 2008 01:58 lesser_good wrote: how long does it take a black women to take a shit + Show Spoiler + 9 months Someone got banned from TL.net back in 06 I believe for telling this exact same joke... About dead baby jokes... I really still dont get it.. whats funny about it? like whats the whole point behind it.. theres gotta be some story behind it.. | ||
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InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
On November 21 2008 21:54 niteReloaded wrote: Why do women have smaller feet? + Show Spoiler + So they can be closer to the sink. Oh shit I missed this one... I lAwLEeeDD!!! | ||
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skyglow1
New Zealand3962 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + So the dishwasher matches the fridge | ||
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LastWish
2015 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + One has a huge mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in africa. | ||
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imperfect
Canada1652 Posts
What's long and hard on a black man? + Show Spoiler + first grade xD haha im kidding | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
I'm totally bookmarking this thread for reference. | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
Both are welcome in Disneyland without paying entrance fee. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On November 23 2008 15:23 ilj.psa wrote: Whats the difference between assholes who say dead baby jokes and babies? Both are welcome in Disneyland without paying entrance fee. How is that a difference between them if they get in for free.... Fail at making a point... | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
you just know a bunch of dumb shit you saw on the internet one time | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On November 23 2008 15:28 Grobyc wrote: How is that a difference between them if they get in for free.... Fail at making a point... a f.. edited | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
que pasa si metes un huevo al microondas y cierras la puerta? + Show Spoiler + te lo machucas | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On November 23 2008 15:42 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: none of you know any good jokes you just know a bunch of dumb shit you saw on the internet one time HEY! ... it was a bunch of dumb shit I heard from a friend not the internet And I don't see you contributing any of those 'good jokes' you speak of. I'll try to remember this one correctly + Show Spoiler + While walking down the street a man is stopped by another man with a briefcase. He stops when the man with the briefcase starts to speak "Excuse me sir, would you like to buy a bottle of mouthwash?" The other man replies "Uh.. how much?" "$100" says the man with the briefcase. "WHAT?!?! That's insane!" the man exclaims. The man with the briefcase stops and thinks for a minute.... "Alright I'll give you a special discount then, $50." "That's still too much! I'll go buy some at the store instead for way less than that!" Disappointed, the man with the briefcase starts to open his suitcase and says "Sorry, I can see I must have wasted your valuable time then, let me share one of my brownies to show my apologies" "Oh.. Ok.. I guess..." as he takes the brownie and bites into it "THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!!!" The man with the briefcase smiles and says + Show Spoiler + "So how about that mouthwash?" | ||
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ilovevoov | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9110 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + I don't have a Corvette in my garage | ||
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jinwoooooooo
United States176 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Jose and Hose B | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
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Jaeden
Romania1489 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + none, they like to sit in the dark there are 5 emo kids in a room. One of them is crying. Why ? + Show Spoiler + coz he doesn`t have his corner where to sit u are locked in a room with a tiger, a cobra, and an emo. You also have a gun with two bullets. Who do u shoot? + Show Spoiler + easy.The emo kid, twice I hope u like this: + Show Spoiler + A priest and his friend went to play golf. After a while, the priest's friend misses: -FUCK, It was so close! -Don`t curse man, God is gonna hear u They continue playin` and the priest's friend misses again: -FUCK, It was so close! The priest replies: -Please don`t curse anymore. God is gonna hear u They resumed playing and then the priest's friend misses AGAIN: -FUCK, It was so close! Then, suddenly, the sky turns grey, the clouds lookin` threatening, and then a lightning bolt struck the priest and killed him. God: -FUCK, It was so close! another one: + Show Spoiler + A priest was driving home after a usual day of work at the church. On his way home, he saw a hot blonde on the sidewalk, and kindly offered her a trip home. After about 1 km of driving the priest couldn`t resist anymore and put his hand on the woman's thigh(leg?). The blonde replied: -Father, versicle(?) VIII of Matthew !(sorry, my english is failing me ). The priest took of his hand and continued driving.After another km, the same thing happened, and the blonde yelled: -Father, versicle 8 of Matthew !!! The priest, embarrassed, took his hand off and continued driving. As soon as he got home, he literally ran to his room, closed the door, and grabbed the Bible. At versicle VIII of Matthew, it was written: -Son, don`t be afraid, go ahead! but yeah...this jokes are way more funny in your native language | ||
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