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On July 23 2008 19:57 Jayson X wrote:
First time eh?
Just let marvin gaye lead you...
Mmmhh marvin.
The best thing is to just roll with the flow. Groove smooth and feel the magic.
After that you're going to do it like rabbits anyway, nuff time to practice. It's more like a trust thing the first time. After that you can walk around her naked all day long, sex for whole weekends in every corner of the hotel room doing all kinds of stuff. The bed, shower, kitchen, car, wardrobe, on a field, park bench, before / after / while bungee jumping...
And after that you take it to the next level. Cosplay.
"Mhh ja y suon sensei, what are you doing?"
"My queen your gladiator is at your service."
"I heard there was a problem with the washing machine?"
"Omhuh dip iy tdlip oun yu benus"
First: "Sexual Healing"
After: "Ain't To Proud To Beg"
*naked dance*
Oh god, xD
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Raptor, I have never slept with a virgin - as a matter of fact, all 3 women I have slept with have been with far more partners than I. (My new girlfriend that I hope to sleep with soon has only been with one guy - strange, considering she is the most attractive girl I've been with, but shows you can't judge a book by the cover).
But, I've read comments by women who say that they had no problems having sex the first time, and that this is because they had plenty of experience masturbating and penetrating themselves. In other words, it might be good to work on fingering her a bit so she can get used to a finger or two inside her before dealing with a cock. And it is a good idea for her to explore masturbation if she does not do so already.
There are studies that show that women who masturbate are more likely to enjoy sex and make wise sexual decisions.
PS. As to fingering, generally a good way to go about it is... you and her facing each other, your palm up, insert one or two fingers into her , and then slide them in and out and also do a "come here" gesture with your fingers, so that your fingers are pushing against the front wall of her vagina. This will stimulate her G-spot, which is about an inch or two inside of her, on the front wall.
I recommend that you and your girlfriend do some reading on sex together. You admit you and her both don't know much. It would be a good way for you to learn, and there are plenty of good websites out there with plenty of advice. You'll also probably find that reading about it gets you both excited.
I'd avoid porn as tutor; it's not necessarily bad, but you could do much better.
As for the actual fucking, just start slow and try to make sure she is wet. You can also use saliva as a lubricant. It is sexy and works well.
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For guys I hear its more wanting sex; women fell better during sex. I read somewhere that like at the height of orgasm the female experiences so much pleasure they lose all emotion. Apparently thats why women want to cuddle after sex.
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Using saliva "down there" doesn't transmit diseases??
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don't waste so many thoughts on it bro.
if it's the first sex for both of u she will have pain anyway, but thats alright because it will last only for 30 secs because u can't hold on any longer -.- or ur the other way around and it will take 1 hour 
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Slight piss/armpit smell/taste going on, and it turns me on like crazy - makes me feel like a wild animal.
Please stop posting.
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Hippopotamus, it looks like you are addressing something I said (it certainly sounds like the sort of thing I'd say). You say "Please stop posting." Why?
If there is something you don't like, and would like to discuss, you could be more specific...
And it's funny to see this thread bumped. It was a good thread. Good topic.
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Thoraxe, I'm not exactly sure what you're asking. STD's CAN be transmitted through oral sex, if that is what you are wondering. It's good to know and trust your sex partners. If you do, oral sex is essential for both partners to give and recieve, imho.
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On July 23 2008 04:29 LosingID8 wrote:
personally, i'm waiting until marriage. i'd recommend you to do the same. but in the end it's your choice.
This.
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On September 09 2008 11:57 nA.Inky wrote:
And it's funny to see this thread bumped. It was a good thread. Good topic.
nah.. it sucks like 98,4% of all those other threads about "my gf","relationship help", "religion help" and "sex help" showing up daily.
where is the funny blogs? 
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On July 23 2008 08:33 Folca wrote:Show nested quote +On July 23 2008 07:19 0xDEADBEEF wrote:
First of all, you have to put on your robe and wizard hat. LOL WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW THAT QUOTE (Bash.org)
That is actually from a wow chat transcript. It is about a guy who harasses a person with a female character who likes to cyber with everyone.
He is kinda awsome:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
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haha that's bloodninja is awesome
is it seriously from WoW?
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.
Anyways, I was dissapointed with sex the first time, but I had such a high expectation for it. I honestly thought it was the cure to cancer, but alas it was just a decent 30 minutes.
Heres a tip, have sex with a person you ACTUALLY LIKE.
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On September 09 2008 16:52 MrHoon wrote:
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.
Anyways, I was dissapointed with sex the first time, but I had such a high expectation for it. I honestly thought it was the cure to cancer, but alas it was just a decent 30 minutes.
Heres a tip, have sex with a person you ACTUALLY LIKE.
You must have been seriously un-attracted to the girl for it to last 30 mins your first time, either that or you're trolling or counting spending 20+ mins trying to satisfy her after you're already done and just want to smoke/sleep.
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On September 09 2008 16:52 MrHoon wrote:
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.
You you are right, sorry. Probably someone from wow who copied it against a cyberer there.
Herre is more by the way,
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
This one is awesome:
+ Show Spoiler +Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
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MrHoon
10183 Posts
On September 09 2008 19:07 Thrill wrote:Show nested quote +On September 09 2008 16:52 MrHoon wrote:
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.
Anyways, I was dissapointed with sex the first time, but I had such a high expectation for it. I honestly thought it was the cure to cancer, but alas it was just a decent 30 minutes.
Heres a tip, have sex with a person you ACTUALLY LIKE. You must have been seriously un-attracted to the girl for it to last 30 mins your first time, either that or you're trolling or counting spending 20+ mins trying to satisfy her after you're already done and just want to smoke/sleep.
gee what kicks would I get trolling a starcraft community that isn't related to MBS?
I wasn't satisfied, simple answer.
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On July 23 2008 05:06 micronesia wrote:The important thing is that you don't throw down a second gateway until you scout that she has done the same. If so, don't cancel your gas. Just add a second gateway, pump zealots, and start mining gas as soon as she begins to warp in an assimilator. + Show Spoiler +lol I wouldn't have done it if there weren't already several very serious responses here
LOL - this wins the thread.
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