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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
"I'm looking for the water soluble spermicidal lubricant," I call back. "What do you think I'm doing? Looking for an Advil?" "Oh my god," she cries out. "You didn't have any on?" "Courtney," I call back, noticing a small razor nick above my lip. "Where is it?" "What are you saying?" she cries out. "The water soluble spermicidal lubricant," I shout back, staring into the mirror, searching her counter for a Clinique Touch Stick to put over the razor nick. "What do you mean – where is it?" she calls out. "Didn't you have it with you?" "Where is the goddamn water soluble spermicidal lubricant?" I scream. "Water! Soluble! Spermicidal! Lubricant!" I'm shouting this while using some of her Clinique cover up over the blemish, then combing my hair back. | ||
leviathan400
United Kingdom393 Posts
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micronesia
United States24554 Posts
On July 23 2008 05:10 HeavOnEarth wrote: i dont get it micro ![]() omg ur a scout The OP made it clear that this was a VERY SERIOUS discussion about sexual intercourse, and I was surprised that the usual mocking responses were absent, so I contributed in a way that made me laugh. Honestly if he had just said "let's keep the goofy responses to a minimum" instead of something similar to "I DON'T WANT TO SEE A SINGLE SILLY REMARK" I would have left well enough alone XD BTW I'm not even sure if a scout beats a fully charged HT straight up lol! | ||
EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
Smorrie, it is true, i now see that it indeed would suck if planned it out. it should come spontaneously! I need to get that into my mind. "It will be a new tool for you guys to express each others love" <-- that's deep man nA.Inky, thank you for your responses. Yes my gf and i have known each other for almost 3 years and we have developed a very strong relationship. But you mentioned that we should get used to each other's body and even though we've been together for a long time, i don't think i really know hers very well or hers mine, if not at all. It all comes down to being a little shy (we both are) and the thought of us taking our clothes off in front of each other is a little embarrasing, at least for her. We don't have any problems talking to ourselves about sex or how something feels, but when it comes to actually doing it, she gets a little shy. For example, the other day (this is when it all started) i got her all wet with a hose (playing under the hot sun ^^) and after having fun she went inside to her room taking me with her, we got a little intimate when we started changing clothes and a while later we were laying on the bed (it was all spontaneous) kissing and shit but she didn't want to go any further even though she told me right there she wanted, and to be honest, i didnt want to either. i asked her why and she said that she was a little nervous, you know what i mean like when people go "ok ill hold that frog" then they get to the frog and just stand there and do nothing while saying "i will, just wait a second" and dont do it. that's how we were that day, we were like, ok lets do it! and just lay there, like, we couldnt start or didnt know how to. We're very VERY intimate yet there is a barrier there that wont let us start. I'll just try to go for what you said: "Good luck. Remember, this is all about fun. It's not a test. It's not a trial. It's just fun with someone that you edit: @Naib yeah ill wear protection, im definitively not ready to have a child xDD by the way, im 19 | ||
InfeSteD
United States4658 Posts
![]() The only thing I can say is use a condom if u ever do it that is ( It won't feel nearly as good though, not even half of the pleasure with a condom ![]() | ||
memmypoker
119 Posts
On July 23 2008 05:06 micronesia wrote: The important thing is that you don't throw down a second gateway until you scout that she has done the same. If so, don't cancel your gas. Just add a second gateway, pump zealots, and start mining gas as soon as she begins to warp in an assimilator. + Show Spoiler + lol I wouldn't have done it if there weren't already several very serious responses here hahah lol i laughed so hard micronesia, so funny :D | ||
nA.Inky
United States794 Posts
As to shyness about being naked and sexual in general..... You can start really slow. Make out, hold each other a bit, then just tell her to take her top off. then play with her nipples and suck them and fondle her tits. (Some guys are afraid to show attention to a woman's tits cause they think it is rude or taking advantage of the woman, but breasts/nipples are erogenous zones and pleasurable to stimulate - same for men too!). You can ask her to suck your tits too (a comical remark, helps break the ice - I often invite women to suck my "titties" - and I like it when they do suck my nips). Just start with that and get comfy with her being top free and you being shirtless. Then go from there. ![]() | ||
0xDEADBEEF
Germany1235 Posts
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
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Folca
2235 Posts
On July 23 2008 07:19 0xDEADBEEF wrote: First of all, you have to put on your robe and wizard hat. LOL WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW THAT QUOTE (Bash.org) | ||
GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
On July 23 2008 07:22 Raithed wrote: im a virgin, i dont know what sex feels like. if sex is like watching savior vs nada @ shinhan masters in longinus then oh my goodness. i came so hard that it spurted blood. my mom caught me that night. o,o SC > Sex /thread | ||
il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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nA.Inky
United States794 Posts
A lot of dudes are squeamish about eating pussy, but I think it's great, and is something to explore. I do indeed recommend oral sex to the OP, and ask the woman to give you head! | ||
XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
On July 23 2008 07:18 nA.Inky wrote: Glad if my response helps you at all. A lot of people feel ashamed to admit insecurity or inexperience, and that just makes things worse. You already show you've got some guts by admitting you are inexperienced and asking for help. I think you'll be fine. As to shyness about being naked and sexual in general..... You can start really slow. Make out, hold each other a bit, then just tell her to take her top off. then play with her nipples and suck them and fondle her tits. (Some guys are afraid to show attention to a woman's tits cause they think it is rude or taking advantage of the woman, but breasts/nipples are erogenous zones and pleasurable to stimulate - same for men too!). You can ask her to suck your tits too (a comical remark, helps break the ice - I often invite women to suck my "titties" - and I like it when they do suck my nips). Just start with that and get comfy with her being top free and you being shirtless. Then go from there. ![]() Start from the ears, then down =] | ||
404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
When it's with someone you truly love, it's exceptionally more amazing than otherwise. With that said, make sure you love and trust eachother, and it will all work out. Goodluck buddy. | ||
Deleted User 31060
3788 Posts
On July 23 2008 09:30 nA.Inky wrote: Ilsoeonpurpose: good advice! A lot of dudes are squeamish about eating pussy, but I think it's great, and is something to explore. I do indeed recommend oral sex to the OP, and ask the woman to give you head! ehhhh... but it tastes kinda... unpleasant | ||
arb
Noobville17920 Posts
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ProTech_MediC
United States498 Posts
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Scorpion
United States1974 Posts
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