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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
July 22 2008 18:23 GMT
#1
So yeah, it's not to be perverted or something but I'd like to get some feedback from you guys about how does having sexual intercourse with a partner that you love will feel like? I've been troubled with these thoughts for a week already when my girl and i had a discussion on how we should step up our relationship a notch with this. To be honest, I'm a little anxious, i'm not that type of guy that just goes "what the hell" and fu**s his girl up 24/7 but rathed i'm much like my girl; we are both a little scared about what might happen but we (or at least she) is willing to go for it with me. Please, i'm being very serious with this and id like serious answers from serious people, leave the game alone for a second and understand me with this.

So yeah, how will it feel? Will I feel like im having a good time and then ill start regretting it for the rest of my life or will it be different? Also, how will it actually physically feel? ;D is sex different from masturbation? O_o

Thanks bros

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Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3323 Posts
July 22 2008 18:32 GMT
#2
Sex is way different and better then masturbation.
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johnmaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
125 Posts
July 22 2008 18:35 GMT
#3
how old r u two?

i hope u dont get her pregnant before marrying her.. better yet,, dont do premarital sex.
Little-Chimp
Profile Joined February 2008
Canada948 Posts
July 22 2008 18:37 GMT
#4
don't listen to johnmaster lol
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 22 2008 18:38 GMT
#5
On July 23 2008 03:35 johnmaster wrote:
how old r u two?

i hope u dont get her pregnant before marrying her.. better yet,, dont do premarital sex.


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Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
July 22 2008 18:46 GMT
#6
sex is better than masturbation

no one can tell you if you're ready, you have to know yourself, but if you use a condom there is really no reason not to try it imo...
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
July 22 2008 18:52 GMT
#7
Wait for YangPan's response.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 22 2008 18:58 GMT
#8
On July 23 2008 03:35 johnmaster wrote:
how old r u two?

i hope u dont get her pregnant before marrying her.. better yet,, dont do premarital sex.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

What are you a Mormon, or a religious zealot or something? There's nothing wrong with premarital sex.

Sex is healthy, and completely natural. Why am I even trying to explain this? I don't know how to describe sex, but it's a completely natural high.

Just go on the internet, and order some condoms. Get lubricant if you want it to be awesome.

Sex is awesome sex is good, not everyone does, but everyone SHOULD.
boss420
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Cyprus109 Posts
July 22 2008 18:59 GMT
#9
is sex different from masturbation? O_o

I dont think you're ready.. lol.
It's pretty akward if you are both virgins, trust me.
Feel? Figure that out for yourself, just remember you need to communicate with your girlfriend, and make sure shes comfortable and whatnot .
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
July 22 2008 19:01 GMT
#10
Before you start screwing you should go through all of the other standard fare first...oral sex and the sort. Trying to have sex with a girl right out of the gate is a little like having ice cream for dinner. You'll miss out on the appetizers and main course (which are pretty freaking good) and you'll also miss the anticipation of looking forward to dessert while you're munching on your entree (so to speak).

Also, I have to warn you that the first time you have sex, even if it's with someone you've been with for a really long time and know really well (sexually and emotionally), is probably going to suck. If you're not nervous, she'll definitely be. And one of the hardest things to do is to enjoy yourself while she's squirming around under you. So take it slow and don't expect fireworks the first time. Keep practicing and eventually you'll hit your stride.

Good sex is brilliant, but it's more than just sticking your dong in the right hole. You need to have the right kind of relationship with the girl (not necessarily a romantic one, but there HAS to be a lot of chemistry) and be comfortable to kind of just let yourself go. If either person isn't having a good time it ruins it for the other, but if you're both enjoying yourselves it's an amazing time.

Purely based on how you worded your OP, I am thinking that you're not ready for sex. I'm not insulting your manhood or anything but rather just saying that I think you won't miss out on anything by waiting for a while, since it doesn't sound like you're in the type of relationship or mindset that will make for good sex anyway.

And obviously, always use protection. One fuck session is NOT WORTH risking a pregnancy. I have seen a lot of smart people have unprotected sex thinking they'll get away with it (and not). So, always have condoms, tell girls to carry condoms, and be aware of the availability of the morning after pill (just in case). Birth control is ideal, but I'm guessing you're not going to find many chicks that are on the pill at your age.
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anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
July 22 2008 19:11 GMT
#11
sex is like watching porn, but doing it irl. (meaning you are the main character)
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2922 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 19:14:26
July 22 2008 19:12 GMT
#12
I think it will suck ass when it's planned and it's not going spontaneous/natural. If your girl is in too much pain the first time, it'll suck ass too. Make sure she's wet enough, don't pound it in right away, etc etc. Not gonna give sex tips here but I'm sure you get the point.

Honestly, if you are pondering your decision so much I'd say you aren't ready yet. Like others said: bring a raincoat. I guess it can be good emotionally and physically, but most likely it won't be... I heard a lot of stories where a first time sucked ass, but the more often you do it, the better it gets. But I guess you gotta start somewhere at some point.

It won't be like heaven, it won't be like eating your favorite apple pie, it will be a new experience though, and the start of something new. It will be a new tool for you guys to express each others love to each other and the more you practice the better it gets.

GL~

ps. how old are you? just wondering
ps2. your funny title made me read this.. 'sex feel'
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 22 2008 19:27 GMT
#13
I'll say it again later, but I think my main point is this: It all comes down to genuine affection, desire, trust and communication.

Sex is complex, but as long as you have good communication and trust with your partner, you probably won't get any insane emotional issues from having sex. There may be fear of pregnancy and fear of getting caught, but otherwise, if you guys are both into the idea, you'll probably not have any problems emotionally.

Now sex can be really weird when you start out. It is not like masturbation, where you have complete control over your rhythm and sensation. It also doesn't feel like masturbation. In my experience the first few times, it seemed less pleasurable than masturbation - I got very little sensation. It took a few times to get used to it, and once I did, it was greatly preferable to masturbation.

Rather than talking directly about sex... Let's say this. You guys should have great communication. Be williing and comfortable with voicing concerns and what you feel/experience/want/etc. Don't put the focus exclusively on sex. Let the focus be on touching each other, holding each other, feeling your partners breath, feeling how good it is just to groove with her (not even having sex yet - just dry humping and such), kissing each other deeply. You guys might experiment with mutual masturbation and oral sex before moving on to the "real deal." DON'T make the focus perfection. The focus is EXPLORATION! You have to learn each other's bodies, and learn trust. Talk about it, talk about how it feels, talk about what you like and what you want. Gently guide each other. Let it be fun! A game! The goal is not to be a sex master and cum cum cum! The goal is to just explore and have fun. Get used to each other's bodies and body parts before you go all the way. Have her touch and stroke your cock, and you should touch her cunt, finger her, lick her. Show each other how you like to be touched - it is a playful show and tell. Get comfortable with your bodies, learn to not be afraid of each other.

Sex, to start with, will be holding... hugging, and slipping into her, and grooving. No goal here, just enjoy holding each other, enjoy being in love, enjoy the warmth of each other. Enjoy how you both smell. Just go from there.

If one or both of you is having trouble getting aroused or staying aroused (you might be nervous and lose your erection for example), that's OK. Just take it slow and do "other things" until you become aroused again. Kiss, hug, touch, etc. Take your time.

Your cock may slip out of her and it may be hard to find the hole. Just have her guide you - you'll get used to it.

You, her, or both of you, may not cum the first time. That's ok, it just takes practice.

You may cum very fast. That's ok - just try to take it slower, and be willing to touch her and try things with her that give her pleasure. Sex is not all just in and out, you know.

All problems/issues/concerns/difficulties that may arise are easily solved if there is genuine affection, desire, trust and communication. Where you get into trouble is if you guys do not openly talk and you think you have to perform perfectly automatically and be a mind-reader. Don't put unrealistic expectations on it. The first few times will probably be kind of weird, not amazing porno-esque love fests. Just relax and appreciate it for what it is. If you do that, the mediocre sex will gradually become mind-bending good times - better than you even expect. But it won't be that way right away.

Good luck. Remember, this is all about fun. It's not a test. It's not a trial. It's just fun with someone that you hopefully love and trust.


Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 19:29:32
July 22 2008 19:29 GMT
#14
personally, i'm waiting until marriage. i'd recommend you to do the same. but in the end it's your choice.
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nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 19:31:25
July 22 2008 19:30 GMT
#15
Sorry - double posted - tech difficulties.
Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
July 22 2008 19:33 GMT
#16
One thing to add is that a tiny minority of women can actually have an orgasm from intercourse alone, so don't expect her to get off. For that, you'll need to finger her or go down on her.
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nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 22 2008 19:36 GMT
#17
I disagree JWD - I think many women DON'T cum from intercourse, but it's not that they can't. For both men and women, sex is primarily psychological. And I think for various reasons, women have more psychological baggage that goes with sex. I think the evidence for this is the fact that women who are more educated are more likely to cum from vaginal intercourse.

Still, I agree that it's great to go down and to "finger her."

One thing I like doing is using my cock as a giant finger to stimulate the clit. Works better if you aren't wearing a condom though (thank god for my vasectomy.)
Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 22 2008 19:47 GMT
#18
On July 23 2008 04:29 LosingID8 wrote:
personally, i'm waiting until marriage. i'd recommend you to do the same. but in the end it's your choice.


I'm just gonna give my opinion, don't take it as a flame, but....

How can you recommend that to someone? sex is normal and is a natural thing.

How can you know if you really like having sexual relationships with the woman you married if you have never had it before? Trust me, relationships in the long run are soooo defined by the sex.

I mean if sex sucks, it ain't going very far... someone will end up either divorcing or cheating imo..

I know soooo many wives that want to get away for a weekend to have sex with random people because their husbands suck..


On the other hand, like Smorrie said..

Raptor, que edad tienes? si lo estas planiando mucho y estan muy preocupados por si sera bueno o no, significa que no estan preparados... va a ser bien chimbo man.. eso tiene q pasar espontaneamente, traten de estar solos todo el tiempo que salgan que si alguna ves se les pega la locura, lo hacen espotaneamente donde esten y aunque no dure mucho.. fue algo de repente que no fue planiado y lo van a disfrutar bastante.. dale pasito la primera ves pq les duele bastante..

first time sux, 2nd gets better and after that... van a estar haciendolo todo el tiempo lol!!!

good luck!
w/e
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 20:00:08
July 22 2008 19:57 GMT
#19
If you're pondering it too hard, you're not ready. Being a bit afraid that you might "screw up" or "not perform well" or "she will feel hurt" etc. are just normal. You can get over all that with a bit of trust and communication.

Don't plan everything. It will suck ass and besides, there's always something that hinders your plan. No plan is 100% fool-proof. I don't mean going in blindfolded at a totally random moment when you both feel like it, that's even worse than planning everything . You gotta walk the golden pave between these two (you know, a good meal, candles, rose(s), etc.

Obviously, it's a different feeling.

I'm not an expert, but a good advice before your first time is that you jack off the previous day, so you don't cum too fast (that could make your girl feel a bit disappointed, but if she's like that then she's an undeserving dumbass bitch anyway. I hope it's not the case). Uh, what else. Make sure you both experienced one another's body already for a little while (I mean a few months that is if possible - makes it a LOT easier, trust me) if you know what I mean

Other than that...just do what your feelings tell you to. You could read shit for years about the subject, but freeing your mind from doubts does that job better.

Well, what can you expect: as many have mentioned:
Many girls (yes this is actually true) don't get off with intercourse alone, and especially not on their first time (they're usually too nervous, etc.) You really have to make sure she's wet enough already, and even if she is, you can still take your time - it's only better the more you delay it (for her at least, but it can be for you, too). Foreplay is important for women (usually, this paragraph is just an overgeneralization), just give it time to make her comfortable so that not only you will enjoy it.

P.s.: Repeat the process when you're both ready again (be it a week, days, hours, minutes or seconds ) It will only get better with experiencing each other, don't EVER get discouraged.

Noone does bad sex, that's a myth. It's just good, and better - dependant on a lot of factors.

P.p.s.: Obligatory "How old are you?" question here.

Edit: I left out the most important thing because I thought it's self-explanatory, but it might not hurt to insert that here: PROTECTION ! Discuss it, may it be condom, pills (she has to start taking that for at least one cycle before your intercourse though) or whatever crazy shit they're coming it nowadays, but protect yourself.
Complete the cycle!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
July 22 2008 20:06 GMT
#20
The important thing is that you don't throw down a second gateway until you scout that she has done the same. If so, don't cancel your gas. Just add a second gateway, pump zealots, and start mining gas as soon as she begins to warp in an assimilator.
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lol I wouldn't have done it if there weren't already several very serious responses here
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 22 2008 20:10 GMT
#21
i dont get it micro
omg ur a scout
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
July 22 2008 20:15 GMT
#22
"Patrick what are you doing?" she calls from the bedroom.
"I'm looking for the water soluble spermicidal lubricant," I call back. "What do you think I'm doing? Looking for an Advil?"
"Oh my god," she cries out. "You didn't have any on?"
"Courtney," I call back, noticing a small razor nick above my lip. "Where is it?"
"What are you saying?" she cries out.
"The water soluble spermicidal lubricant," I shout back, staring into the mirror, searching her counter for a Clinique Touch Stick to put over the razor nick.
"What do you mean – where is it?" she calls out. "Didn't you have it with you?"
"Where is the goddamn water soluble spermicidal lubricant?" I scream. "Water! Soluble! Spermicidal! Lubricant!" I'm shouting this while using some of her Clinique cover up over the blemish, then combing my hair back.
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leviathan400
Profile Joined November 2006
United Kingdom393 Posts
July 22 2008 20:56 GMT
#23
Sex is great. Start slow and dont rush into it. Have fun.
:o
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
July 22 2008 21:01 GMT
#24
On July 23 2008 05:10 HeavOnEarth wrote:
i dont get it micro
omg ur a scout

The OP made it clear that this was a VERY SERIOUS discussion about sexual intercourse, and I was surprised that the usual mocking responses were absent, so I contributed in a way that made me laugh.

Honestly if he had just said "let's keep the goofy responses to a minimum" instead of something similar to "I DON'T WANT TO SEE A SINGLE SILLY REMARK" I would have left well enough alone XD

BTW I'm not even sure if a scout beats a fully charged HT straight up lol!
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 21:11:37
July 22 2008 21:09 GMT
#25
Damn, you guys are all posting some bad ass responses. It has totally changed my perspective on how I look at this, seriously. i saw it as something that was not right, for some reason, id say it is because venezuelan families the total opposite of individualistic and thus you always have someone on your back watching what you do and telling you what you shouldnt do and saying that having sex is evil (this doesnt neccessarily include family members)

Smorrie, it is true, i now see that it indeed would suck if planned it out. it should come spontaneously! I need to get that into my mind.
"It will be a new tool for you guys to express each others love" <-- that's deep man

nA.Inky, thank you for your responses. Yes my gf and i have known each other for almost 3 years and we have developed a very strong relationship. But you mentioned that we should get used to each other's body and even though we've been together for a long time, i don't think i really know hers very well or hers mine, if not at all. It all comes down to being a little shy (we both are) and the thought of us taking our clothes off in front of each other is a little embarrasing, at least for her.

We don't have any problems talking to ourselves about sex or how something feels, but when it comes to actually doing it, she gets a little shy.

For example, the other day (this is when it all started) i got her all wet with a hose (playing under the hot sun ^^) and after having fun she went inside to her room taking me with her, we got a little intimate when we started changing clothes and a while later we were laying on the bed (it was all spontaneous) kissing and shit but she didn't want to go any further even though she told me right there she wanted, and to be honest, i didnt want to either. i asked her why and she said that she was a little nervous, you know what i mean like when people go "ok ill hold that frog" then they get to the frog and just stand there and do nothing while saying "i will, just wait a second" and dont do it. that's how we were that day, we were like, ok lets do it! and just lay there, like, we couldnt start or didnt know how to.

We're very VERY intimate yet there is a barrier there that wont let us start.

I'll just try to go for what you said: "Good luck. Remember, this is all about fun. It's not a test. It's not a trial. It's just fun with someone that you hopefully love and trust." <-- thats very deep for me as well.

edit: @Naib yeah ill wear protection, im definitively not ready to have a child xDD

by the way, im 19
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 22 2008 21:45 GMT
#26
Yeah man, I think you're too good of a kid for me to give a real benefital advice.. if you know what i mean? read the pm I sent you.. lol

The only thing I can say is use a condom if u ever do it that is ( It won't feel nearly as good though, not even half of the pleasure with a condom lol)
w/e
memmypoker
Profile Joined May 2008
119 Posts
July 22 2008 21:57 GMT
#27
On July 23 2008 05:06 micronesia wrote:
The important thing is that you don't throw down a second gateway until you scout that she has done the same. If so, don't cancel your gas. Just add a second gateway, pump zealots, and start mining gas as soon as she begins to warp in an assimilator.
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lol I wouldn't have done it if there weren't already several very serious responses here



hahah lol i laughed so hard micronesia, so funny :D
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 22 2008 22:18 GMT
#28
Glad if my response helps you at all. A lot of people feel ashamed to admit insecurity or inexperience, and that just makes things worse. You already show you've got some guts by admitting you are inexperienced and asking for help. I think you'll be fine.

As to shyness about being naked and sexual in general.....

You can start really slow. Make out, hold each other a bit, then just tell her to take her top off. then play with her nipples and suck them and fondle her tits. (Some guys are afraid to show attention to a woman's tits cause they think it is rude or taking advantage of the woman, but breasts/nipples are erogenous zones and pleasurable to stimulate - same for men too!). You can ask her to suck your tits too (a comical remark, helps break the ice - I often invite women to suck my "titties" - and I like it when they do suck my nips). Just start with that and get comfy with her being top free and you being shirtless. Then go from there.

Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
July 22 2008 22:19 GMT
#29
First of all, you have to put on your robe and wizard hat.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 22 2008 22:22 GMT
#30
im a virgin, i dont know what sex feels like. if sex is like watching savior vs nada @ shinhan masters in longinus then oh my goodness. i came so hard that it spurted blood. my mom caught me that night. o,o
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
July 22 2008 23:33 GMT
#31
On July 23 2008 07:19 0xDEADBEEF wrote:
First of all, you have to put on your robe and wizard hat.

LOL WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW THAT QUOTE
(Bash.org)
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
July 22 2008 23:43 GMT
#32
On July 23 2008 07:22 Raithed wrote:
im a virgin, i dont know what sex feels like. if sex is like watching savior vs nada @ shinhan masters in longinus then oh my goodness. i came so hard that it spurted blood. my mom caught me that night. o,o


SC > Sex

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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 23 2008 00:23 GMT
#33
I don't have any experience but from what I heard, you have to make it wet, so lick it alot.
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 23 2008 00:30 GMT
#34
Ilsoeonpurpose: good advice!

A lot of dudes are squeamish about eating pussy, but I think it's great, and is something to explore. I do indeed recommend oral sex to the OP, and ask the woman to give you head!
Email (use instead of PM): InkMeister at aol dot com AIM: InkMeister
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
July 23 2008 00:32 GMT
#35
On July 23 2008 07:18 nA.Inky wrote:
Glad if my response helps you at all. A lot of people feel ashamed to admit insecurity or inexperience, and that just makes things worse. You already show you've got some guts by admitting you are inexperienced and asking for help. I think you'll be fine.

As to shyness about being naked and sexual in general.....

You can start really slow. Make out, hold each other a bit, then just tell her to take her top off. then play with her nipples and suck them and fondle her tits. (Some guys are afraid to show attention to a woman's tits cause they think it is rude or taking advantage of the woman, but breasts/nipples are erogenous zones and pleasurable to stimulate - same for men too!). You can ask her to suck your tits too (a comical remark, helps break the ice - I often invite women to suck my "titties" - and I like it when they do suck my nips). Just start with that and get comfy with her being top free and you being shirtless. Then go from there.



Start from the ears, then down =]
Use it or lose it
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
July 23 2008 00:37 GMT
#36
I respect your approach greatly, as it is the same was mine. Don't over-think it. If you love her, and she loves you, and you've been together for a long time and trust eachother, then it will be amazing, and even if you break up in a really terrible way and you hate eachother afterwards, you still won't regret it, because at the time you did love eachother and care for eachother, and it was worth it.

When it's with someone you truly love, it's exceptionally more amazing than otherwise. With that said, make sure you love and trust eachother, and it will all work out. Goodluck buddy.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
July 23 2008 00:43 GMT
#37
On July 23 2008 09:30 nA.Inky wrote:
Ilsoeonpurpose: good advice!

A lot of dudes are squeamish about eating pussy, but I think it's great, and is something to explore. I do indeed recommend oral sex to the OP, and ask the woman to give you head!


ehhhh... but it tastes kinda... unpleasant
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 23 2008 03:22 GMT
#38
After you put on your robe and wizard hat..cast level 3 eroticism,follow this up my meditating before casting level 100 cock of the infinite..
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ProTech_MediC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States498 Posts
July 23 2008 03:25 GMT
#39
Just don't 4 pool her.
MC Fighting!~
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
July 23 2008 04:08 GMT
#40
Sex is good. It was weird at first but, meh, it's good now ;D
Mango @ U.S.East!
leviathan400
Profile Joined November 2006
United Kingdom393 Posts
July 23 2008 05:27 GMT
#41
On July 23 2008 09:43 Sunyveil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2008 09:30 nA.Inky wrote:
Ilsoeonpurpose: good advice!

A lot of dudes are squeamish about eating pussy, but I think it's great, and is something to explore. I do indeed recommend oral sex to the OP, and ask the woman to give you head!


ehhhh... but it tastes kinda... unpleasant

seconded.. but u gotta do it sometimes.. i try not to do it so often and use my hand more often on her.
:o
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3323 Posts
July 23 2008 06:45 GMT
#42
On July 23 2008 14:27 leviathan400 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2008 09:43 Sunyveil wrote:
On July 23 2008 09:30 nA.Inky wrote:
Ilsoeonpurpose: good advice!

A lot of dudes are squeamish about eating pussy, but I think it's great, and is something to explore. I do indeed recommend oral sex to the OP, and ask the woman to give you head!


ehhhh... but it tastes kinda... unpleasant

seconded.. but u gotta do it sometimes.. i try not to do it so often and use my hand more often on her.

Maybe it tastes bad if she doesn't clean herself but iirc it doesn't taste bad at all.
김택용 Fighting!
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
July 23 2008 09:43 GMT
#43
This blog makes me smile. I often forget how new and exciting a first time could be. And the guys are right - girls DON'T cum by just intercourse and most women actually haven't ever had an orgasm before so if you ask her if she's had one and she says, "Um, I think so", she hasn't. Don't sweat it. That come with time and communication.

Sex feels awesome. But make sure you're ready for it.

And as for the licking? Keep it light and sensuous. Flatten your tongue and use lips.
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snowbird
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Germany2044 Posts
July 23 2008 10:41 GMT
#44
On July 23 2008 18:43 lilsusie wrote:
This blog makes me smile. I often forget how new and exciting a first time could be. And the guys are right - girls DON'T cum by just intercourse and most women actually haven't ever had an orgasm before so if you ask her if she's had one and she says, "Um, I think so", she hasn't. Don't sweat it. That come with time and communication.

Sex feels awesome. But make sure you're ready for it.

And as for the licking? Keep it light and sensuous. Flatten your tongue and use lips.


careful!
"thanks a lot susie, but I need someone I could practice with. would you help me out?" comments incoming!
@riotsnowbird
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 23 2008 10:57 GMT
#45
First time eh?
Just let marvin gaye lead you...
Mmmhh marvin.

The best thing is to just roll with the flow. Groove smooth and feel the magic.

After that you're going to do it like rabbits anyway, nuff time to practice. It's more like a trust thing the first time. After that you can walk around her naked all day long, sex for whole weekends in every corner of the hotel room doing all kinds of stuff. The bed, shower, kitchen, car, wardrobe, on a field, park bench, before / after / while bungee jumping...

And after that you take it to the next level. Cosplay.
"Mhh ja y suon sensei, what are you doing?"
"My queen your gladiator is at your service."
"I heard there was a problem with the washing machine?"
"Omhuh dip iy tdlip oun yu benus"

First: "Sexual Healing"
After: "Ain't To Proud To Beg"
*naked dance*
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
July 23 2008 14:57 GMT
#46
hot apple pie
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nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 23 2008 15:06 GMT
#47
I never thought going down tasted bad at all. I actually really like it. Slight piss/armpit smell/taste going on, and it turns me on like crazy - makes me feel like a wild animal. The only time it could be potentially bad, in my view, is if the woman has some kind of yeast issues - issues that are easily solved by a change to a healthier diet and loose fitting, breathable clothes.

Taste is not a definite thing. Things don't have an inherently good or bad taste, generally speaking. Taste is socialized. Taste is ACQUIRED. Guys should learn to love the taste of pussy.

Lilsusie, I respect that you are a woman, and that you don't orgasm from vaginal sex. But that you are a woman does not mean you can generalize for all women. Many women DO cum from vaginal intercourse, and many women that DON'T cum that way COULD with time and patience. Again, I would point to the fact that women with higher education are more likely to cum from vaginal intercourse. Why would this be the case unless it implies that there is some general difference in ATTITUDE towards sex between educated and uneducated women? Again, psychology is at work. Beyond that, it is largely experience. Too, my experience is that women will be able to orgasm better from certain positions. Rear-entry seems to be pretty effective compared to typical missionary style, for example.

I was with a woman who would cum repeatedly - and so easily, especially if she was really turned on - from vaginal intercourse, and she actually slightly prefered orgasms from intercourse to orgasms from clitoral stimulation (though she really liked both). I've been with other women who cum from vaginal intercourse as well, but with more effort.

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nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 23 2008 15:10 GMT
#48
Oh, one more quick comment about female orgasm from vaginal intercourse: my ex-lover who could cum repeatedly and easily was sterilized. She said she didn't always cum from vaginal sex, but she said one thing that made a huge difference, besides experience and better partners, was getting sterilized. She said not having to worry about pregnancy, and not having to mess with birthcontrol, helped her relax to the point where she could cum. Before that, she said, she just wanted the guy to hurry up and cum, cause she was worried about pregnancy. So in other words, I think fear of pregnancy, among many other things, can be an issue. Also, general insecurity about one's appearance and skill in sex can be a block to orgasm.
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 23 2008 15:48 GMT
#49
did you really just ask if sex feels different than masturbation?
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
July 23 2008 16:42 GMT
#50
On July 24 2008 00:06 nA.Inky wrote:
I never thought going down tasted bad at all. I actually really like it. Slight piss/armpit smell/taste going on, and it turns me on like crazy - makes me feel like a wild animal. The only time it could be potentially bad, in my view, is if the woman has some kind of yeast issues - issues that are easily solved by a change to a healthier diet and loose fitting, breathable clothes.

Taste is not a definite thing. Things don't have an inherently good or bad taste, generally speaking. Taste is socialized. Taste is ACQUIRED. Guys should learn to love the taste of pussy.

Lilsusie, I respect that you are a woman, and that you don't orgasm from vaginal sex. But that you are a woman does not mean you can generalize for all women. Many women DO cum from vaginal intercourse, and many women that DON'T cum that way COULD with time and patience. Again, I would point to the fact that women with higher education are more likely to cum from vaginal intercourse. Why would this be the case unless it implies that there is some general difference in ATTITUDE towards sex between educated and uneducated women? Again, psychology is at work. Beyond that, it is largely experience. Too, my experience is that women will be able to orgasm better from certain positions. Rear-entry seems to be pretty effective compared to typical missionary style, for example.

I was with a woman who would cum repeatedly - and so easily, especially if she was really turned on - from vaginal intercourse, and she actually slightly prefered orgasms from intercourse to orgasms from clitoral stimulation (though she really liked both). I've been with other women who cum from vaginal intercourse as well, but with more effort.



I was generalizing from the point that it's actually studied that most women don't cum from vaginal intercourse. Of course a few do. However, most cum from clitoral stimulation + vaginal penetration. That's awesome that you were able to find women who were able to, it's really quite rare. You can argue all you want, but I am an educated woman with experience so don't disregard what I am saying either. Some women are built differently so don't say it's attitude that allows them to cum - trust me, I've had a great attitude about it but just ain't built in such a way.
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8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
July 23 2008 17:13 GMT
#51
It's hard to fill in much here since so much has been said haha. Basicaly just make sure you are ready, protection of course(one good night isnt worth 60 years of regret feel me?), communication helps, take advice from the most logical statements made ill reference lilsusie as one of them since im on the last page, and well practice? Again nothing wrong with waiting a little while longer :p. I waited until I was 20 gg eh? lol

Make sure not to scarab the hive.

lol thought I would give it a try. rawr!!
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
July 23 2008 17:15 GMT
#52
i'm thankful for whenever i read threads like this, i'm a virgin and this is helpful and all
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 23 2008 17:23 GMT
#53
Your points are fair, Lil Susie. Rather than contradict what you have said here (I have read similar things also), I would like to say that IN ADDITION to what you have said, more women are able to orgasm from vaginal sex all the time. In other words, I'll agree that there probably is a biological component to whether a woman can cum from penetration or not, but I also think there is a strong social/psychological component, and for various reasons, social forces are working in such a way that more women are able to cum now than before. .
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8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
July 23 2008 17:32 GMT
#54
eh.. stop fighting we are trying to help this kid out e.e
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 23 2008 17:43 GMT
#55
Not fighting at all, 8pylon. It's a subject that is fascinating to me and I am happily discussing it. Certainly I don't intend to be offensive or confrontational. And I think all of this is at least tangentially related to the OP - it's stuff I would have been curious about in his position, especially considering that trying different positions is a good way to fascillitate orgasm in both men and women. As said before, rear-entry is often better for women, as it allows for better stimulation of the G-spot.

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8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
July 23 2008 17:46 GMT
#56
mk I just dont want this poor guysthread to go into shit mode you know? lol Either way Im enjoying your guys' debate.
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 18:00:57
July 23 2008 17:58 GMT
#57
Understandable, 8Pylon.

I'll just add to this thread that my first times having sex were very awkward and weird. I only had sex with my first girlfriend twice (she was less a girlfriend and more a fling - and I was 22 at the time!) Neither of us came either time. The first time, I was doing her from behind on the carpet, and I managed to get really bad rugburn on my toes to the point of my large toes being bloody (I didn't know it at the time). Then a few minutes later she was on top of me and I got soft. I was freaked out. Now I realize the pain in my toes caused too much discomfort to stay aroused. Second time with her was better, but still neither of us got off and she got impatient about 15 minutes into it and ended it. It was very shameful and embarrasing to me, and really drove home the point to me that it is good to be in a deep and trusting relationship when you are just starting out with sex. Really it's always better to be in a loving and trusting relationship, but casual sex has its place too.

With my next girlfriend (her and I were very much in love) we first tried to have sex in a cave, and I couldn't get hard. It was a combination of nervousness and the fact that it was cold as hell and very uncomfortable in there. She was very patient and enthusiastic with me despite the fact that I couldn't get hard (I was so embarrased and disappointed in myself, but she was very cool about the whole thing) Next time we had sex was out in the open on the mountain, and then it was great - she came about 5 times, but I still didn't cum.

The first time I came was about my 5th time having sex, 2nd time with that second girlfriend, in the front passenger seat of my tiny car, her on top of me. It was awesome, and it feels so good to cum with someone you love.

Sex is a lot different than you'd expect. Part of what makes it awesome, IMO, is the closeness of it, the holding, the warmth. It's just awesome. Been about 6 or 7 months since I last got laid - sexual frustration is kicking in.
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
July 23 2008 19:07 GMT
#58
No plz keep going this just keeps getting interesting ^^

I'm learning a lot about this stuff reading such informative comments (honestly I know shit about the topic, same with my girl) and a lot of things are starting to make sense.

By the way, since it will be our first time having sex, will it really be very painful to her >.<? If so, what should I do to make it a less painful experience for her? I suppose go slower.

Don't worry about our attachment and relationship, we've been going out for almost 3 years and they've been really fun, touching months for both of us... I'm pretty sure I might marry her too =S
Jayson X
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Switzerland2431 Posts
July 23 2008 22:04 GMT
#59
On July 23 2008 23:57 ATeddyBear wrote:
hot apple pie


Thank you. Noone ever called me that.
Call me.
Zherak
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Norway256 Posts
July 23 2008 23:43 GMT
#60
Seriously? What is going on in here?

Sex isn't difficult. Sex isn't a science, it isn't technique, it isn't micro. The actual sex part is really simple, easy and instinctive. If you actually care about her, there isn't much which can go wrong - find a good location, a bed is usually good. Start things from the top - i.e. cuddling, feeling, kissing. Try to watch her face, communicate (don't overdo the whole verbal thing), make sure you are getting positive response. Proceed to undressing, intimate zones and actual sex if you both feel comfortable about it.

For God's sake, do not go into it with the mindset this night we are going to do it, however things turn out - that's recipe for disaster. And don't expect things to be all flags to the top - it might very well turn out somewhat awkward at times, and it's not a given either or both of you will be comfortable enough to truly enjoy it. That doesn't mean you are a terrible person, or that you aren't meant for each other, or anything else, it just means you should try again later.

Good luck - if you manage to have a good, healthy relationship without sex, you are probably going to have a great time together. Don't get overworked up about sex, it isn't a turning point in your life and it is going to suck if you expect it to be - just try and get comfortable together and enjoy watching her pleasure.
The bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes...
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
July 24 2008 03:55 GMT
#61
On July 23 2008 19:57 Jayson X wrote:
First time eh?
Just let marvin gaye lead you...
Mmmhh marvin.

The best thing is to just roll with the flow. Groove smooth and feel the magic.

After that you're going to do it like rabbits anyway, nuff time to practice. It's more like a trust thing the first time. After that you can walk around her naked all day long, sex for whole weekends in every corner of the hotel room doing all kinds of stuff. The bed, shower, kitchen, car, wardrobe, on a field, park bench, before / after / while bungee jumping...

And after that you take it to the next level. Cosplay.
"Mhh ja y suon sensei, what are you doing?"
"My queen your gladiator is at your service."
"I heard there was a problem with the washing machine?"
"Omhuh dip iy tdlip oun yu benus"

First: "Sexual Healing"
After: "Ain't To Proud To Beg"
*naked dance*


Oh god, xD
Mango @ U.S.East!
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
July 24 2008 03:55 GMT
#62
Raptor, I have never slept with a virgin - as a matter of fact, all 3 women I have slept with have been with far more partners than I. (My new girlfriend that I hope to sleep with soon has only been with one guy - strange, considering she is the most attractive girl I've been with, but shows you can't judge a book by the cover).

But, I've read comments by women who say that they had no problems having sex the first time, and that this is because they had plenty of experience masturbating and penetrating themselves. In other words, it might be good to work on fingering her a bit so she can get used to a finger or two inside her before dealing with a cock. And it is a good idea for her to explore masturbation if she does not do so already.

There are studies that show that women who masturbate are more likely to enjoy sex and make wise sexual decisions.

PS. As to fingering, generally a good way to go about it is... you and her facing each other, your palm up, insert one or two fingers into her , and then slide them in and out and also do a "come here" gesture with your fingers, so that your fingers are pushing against the front wall of her vagina. This will stimulate her G-spot, which is about an inch or two inside of her, on the front wall.

I recommend that you and your girlfriend do some reading on sex together. You admit you and her both don't know much. It would be a good way for you to learn, and there are plenty of good websites out there with plenty of advice. You'll also probably find that reading about it gets you both excited.

I'd avoid porn as tutor; it's not necessarily bad, but you could do much better.

As for the actual fucking, just start slow and try to make sure she is wet. You can also use saliva as a lubricant. It is sexy and works well.
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eborp
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States266 Posts
July 24 2008 04:24 GMT
#63
For guys I hear its more wanting sex; women fell better during sex. I read somewhere that like at the height of orgasm the female experiences so much pleasure they lose all emotion. Apparently thats why women want to cuddle after sex.

UMCP CSL NEEDS YOU!
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
September 09 2008 00:22 GMT
#64
Using saliva "down there" doesn't transmit diseases??
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1903 Posts
September 09 2008 02:15 GMT
#65
don't waste so many thoughts on it bro.
if it's the first sex for both of u she will have pain anyway, but thats alright because it will last only for 30 secs because u can't hold on any longer -.- or ur the other way around and it will take 1 hour
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
September 09 2008 02:47 GMT
#66
Slight piss/armpit smell/taste going on, and it turns me on like crazy - makes me feel like a wild animal.


Please stop posting.
nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
September 09 2008 02:57 GMT
#67
Hippopotamus, it looks like you are addressing something I said (it certainly sounds like the sort of thing I'd say). You say "Please stop posting." Why?

If there is something you don't like, and would like to discuss, you could be more specific...

And it's funny to see this thread bumped. It was a good thread. Good topic.
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nA.Inky
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States794 Posts
September 09 2008 02:59 GMT
#68
Thoraxe, I'm not exactly sure what you're asking. STD's CAN be transmitted through oral sex, if that is what you are wondering. It's good to know and trust your sex partners. If you do, oral sex is essential for both partners to give and recieve, imho.
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
September 09 2008 03:35 GMT
#69
On July 23 2008 04:29 LosingID8 wrote:
personally, i'm waiting until marriage. i'd recommend you to do the same. but in the end it's your choice.

This.
Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 06:02:42
September 09 2008 06:01 GMT
#70
On September 09 2008 11:57 nA.Inky wrote:
And it's funny to see this thread bumped. It was a good thread. Good topic.

nah.. it sucks like 98,4% of all those other threads about "my gf","relationship help", "religion help" and "sex help" showing up daily.
where is the funny blogs?
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
September 09 2008 06:19 GMT
#71
On July 23 2008 08:33 Folca wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2008 07:19 0xDEADBEEF wrote:
First of all, you have to put on your robe and wizard hat.

LOL WHAT THE FUCK I KNOW THAT QUOTE
(Bash.org)

That is actually from a wow chat transcript. It is about a guy who harasses a person with a female character who likes to cyber with everyone.

He is kinda awsome:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninja
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
September 09 2008 06:47 GMT
#72
haha that's bloodninja is awesome
is it seriously from WoW?
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
September 09 2008 07:52 GMT
#73
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.

Anyways, I was dissapointed with sex the first time, but I had such a high expectation for it. I honestly thought it was the cure to cancer, but alas it was just a decent 30 minutes.

Heres a tip, have sex with a person you ACTUALLY LIKE.
dats racist
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
September 09 2008 10:07 GMT
#74
On September 09 2008 16:52 MrHoon wrote:
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.

Anyways, I was dissapointed with sex the first time, but I had such a high expectation for it. I honestly thought it was the cure to cancer, but alas it was just a decent 30 minutes.

Heres a tip, have sex with a person you ACTUALLY LIKE.


You must have been seriously un-attracted to the girl for it to last 30 mins your first time, either that or you're trolling or counting spending 20+ mins trying to satisfy her after you're already done and just want to smoke/sleep.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-09 14:31:01
September 09 2008 14:29 GMT
#75
On September 09 2008 16:52 MrHoon wrote:
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.

You you are right, sorry. Probably someone from wow who copied it against a cyberer there.

Herre is more by the way,
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

This one is awesome:
+ Show Spoiler +
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
September 09 2008 15:46 GMT
#76
On September 09 2008 19:07 Thrill wrote:
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On September 09 2008 16:52 MrHoon wrote:
no its not from WoW, its like WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY older.

Anyways, I was dissapointed with sex the first time, but I had such a high expectation for it. I honestly thought it was the cure to cancer, but alas it was just a decent 30 minutes.

Heres a tip, have sex with a person you ACTUALLY LIKE.


You must have been seriously un-attracted to the girl for it to last 30 mins your first time, either that or you're trolling or counting spending 20+ mins trying to satisfy her after you're already done and just want to smoke/sleep.

gee what kicks would I get trolling a starcraft community that isn't related to MBS?

I wasn't satisfied, simple answer.
dats racist
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
September 09 2008 16:01 GMT
#77
On July 23 2008 05:06 micronesia wrote:
The important thing is that you don't throw down a second gateway until you scout that she has done the same. If so, don't cancel your gas. Just add a second gateway, pump zealots, and start mining gas as soon as she begins to warp in an assimilator.
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lol I wouldn't have done it if there weren't already several very serious responses here


LOL - this wins the thread.
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