Humanity has failed. You can continue reading if you want, but humanity has failed. If you are human, you have failed. I've failed, too. I'm not sure if greenelve2 is human or just an alien trolling. But there is so much fail. When I look at a globe of the Earth, with all the bright-colored countries, azure oceans, and a piece of tape going around the middle that represents the equator, all I see is absolute failure.
You want to know what happened? You want to know what prompted me to write this? Well, let me explain: The other day, I was sitting down for a glass of ice-cold lemonade. I love lemonade. I don't love lemons, because lemons are sour. But when life gives you lemons, dilute the sourness with a massive amount of water and pour a massive amount of sugar into the water. Then you're almost not even consuming a lemon anymore; you're consuming like 99% sugar-water and 1% lemon, and 100% reason to remember the name. But back to the story. I was drinking the lemonade, and then like 15 minutes later, humanity failed. It just failed. I couldn't believe it. It was my presumption that the entirety of humankind couldn't fail simultaneously, but it happened. My eye twitched spontaneously.
So now what? Well, we must begin by asking ourselves two simple questions: 1. How can we prevent this from ever happening again? and 2. Why did this happen in the first place? And let's address that first question first because it's the first question. First, we have to realize that we failed. Hard. Then we have to stop failing on a global scale. The only way we're going to do this is to not fail so hard next time. I think this has two steps: first, plan to not fail, second, execute the action of non-failure. We also must address number two. Fecal matter is a matter of reality, as a matter of fact. We need to accept it and move on. But now to address 2. Why did this happen in the first place?
The reason humanity failed is kind of existential. Now, if you're still reading this, and I do suspect you are based on the fact that you are absorbing these very words into your eyeballs, you may be recognizing a theme developing within the bowels of this blog. For within every blog, there lurks a theme. Why it 'lurks' instead of just hanging out and being chill is beyond me. However, we must realize something vitally important: 99.9% of things have a 'cause'. Like, me typing this. Why did I type this? Because humanity failed and then my fingers started moving. But the reason humanity failed is because humanity has failed. Our only recourse is to not do this again.
I sometimes get this feeling as well and I become sad and depressed. And then someone will somehow do something wonderful and I'll see the light again, restoring my faith in humanity. My advice, focus not on the failure of humanity but on how it has succeed, find the beauty of it.
Oh and drink more freshly squeezed lemon juice (without the tons of water and sugar), its much better!
On March 19 2015 17:03 ninazerg wrote: Now, if you're still reading this, and I do suspect you are based on the fact that you are absorbing these very words into your eyeballs
On March 19 2015 17:03 ninazerg wrote: My eye twitched spontaneously.
As our cyborg superiors have noted our failure, humanity should allow itself to die off such that flash and co. can do a better job of not failing than we did.
On March 19 2015 17:03 ninazerg wrote: Then you're almost not even consuming a lemon anymore; you're consuming like 99% sugar-water and 1% lemon, and 100% reason to remember the name.
because you post in the UFC thread i thought i'd add this..
your so out of date nina. Check "Independence Day". Cleary humanity has triumphed, not failed. Then again i can't explain either how to enter greenelve2 into that equation (bandit)
On March 20 2015 05:55 Cele wrote: your so out of date nina. Check "Independence Day". Cleary humanity has triumphed, not failed. Then again i can't explain either how to enter greenelve2 into that equation (bandit)
If we defeated the aliens, how come there needs to be Independence Day 2? Also, how do you explain greenelve if the aliens are gone?
On March 20 2015 05:55 Cele wrote: your so out of date nina. Check "Independence Day". Cleary humanity has triumphed, not failed. Then again i can't explain either how to enter greenelve2 into that equation (bandit)
If we defeated the aliens, how come there needs to be Independence Day 2? Also, how do you explain greenelve if the aliens are gone?
Thats right, greenelve has nothing to do with aliens. Just do your usual human stuff, like greenelve, who is human like you.
Maybe the faith in humanity will be restored when greenelve is back at competetive Broodwar. + Show Spoiler +
On March 20 2015 05:55 Cele wrote: your so out of date nina. Check "Independence Day". Cleary humanity has triumphed, not failed. Then again i can't explain either how to enter greenelve2 into that equation (bandit)
If we defeated the aliens, how come there needs to be Independence Day 2? Also, how do you explain greenelve if the aliens are gone?
Thats right, greenelve has nothing to do with aliens. Just do your usual human stuff, like greenelve, who is human like you.
Maybe the faith in humanity will be restored when greenelve is back at competetive Broodwar. + Show Spoiler +
On March 20 2015 08:08 ZigguratOfUr wrote: What a trivial problem. There's a quite obvious solution. If we wipe out humanity, it obviously follows that it won't fail again.
But if we succeed at killing ourselves, we aren't failing at something, defeating the purpose of killing ourselves in the first place.
On March 20 2015 05:55 Cele wrote: your so out of date nina. Check "Independence Day". Cleary humanity has triumphed, not failed. Then again i can't explain either how to enter greenelve2 into that equation (bandit)
If we defeated the aliens, how come there needs to be Independence Day 2? Also, how do you explain greenelve if the aliens are gone?
Thats right, greenelve has nothing to do with aliens. Just do your usual human stuff, like greenelve, who is human like you.
Maybe the faith in humanity will be restored when greenelve is back at competetive Broodwar. + Show Spoiler +
ninja != human. We've already talked about this greenelve! Also, look what you did to poor nina. She's LOSING HER MIND ;;
On March 20 2015 09:36 BigFan wrote: ninja != human. We've already talked about this greenelve! Also, look what you did to poor nina. She's LOSING HER MIND ;;
And as greenelve is not a ninja, this perfectly proves he is human.
Also this is my normal human attractives that i make women crazy. And men.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 20 2015 21:41 iloveav wrote: Im still waiting for the thing that happened :D.
I'll tell you what happened: Humanity has failed.
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote: Whats the deal with pink lemonade?
Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote: Whats the deal with pink lemonade?
Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.
So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!
Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote: Whats the deal with pink lemonade?
Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.
So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!
Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.
And you say the human race has failed! Such marvels... lemons of pink flesh and cocoa syrups for milk!
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote: Whats the deal with pink lemonade?
Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.
So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!
Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.
And you say the human race has failed! Such marvels... lemons of pink flesh and cocoa syrups for milk!
I did not say the lemons were made from pink flesh. They are pink on the inside because of chemicals. That's not a human accomplishment. That just happens naturally. Cocoa syrups taste delicious in milk, which is a trap because it has little nutritional value and slowly kills us. I can't rightly call either of these part of the success of humanity.
I now theorize that the problem is 10 pool. Since you play zerg you must by extension also 10 pool and since you've had so much success with it you've lost faith in humanity.
On March 21 2015 10:47 Destructicon wrote: I now theorize that the problem is 10 pool. Since you play zerg you must by extension also 10 pool and since you've had so much success with it you've lost faith in humanity.
In the real StarCraft, 10 pool isn't even a real thing.
On March 21 2015 10:47 Destructicon wrote: I now theorize that the problem is 10 pool. Since you play zerg you must by extension also 10 pool and since you've had so much success with it you've lost faith in humanity.
In the real StarCraft, 10 pool isn't even a real thing.
I must admit I was at a loss when I read that 10 pool comment. Congrats en eloquently depicting the failing nature of humanity, Nina. I'd also like to point out that I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
On March 21 2015 15:45 Cr4zyH0r5e wrote: I must admit I was at a loss when I read that 10 pool comment. Congrats en eloquently depicting the failing nature of humanity, Nina. I'd also like to point out that I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
I proposed escaping into space, but Wallace[BG] said it was impossible.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
u have effectively demonstrated why i'm a part of humanity's over all failure.. i fail in my knowledge of Starcraft lore.
Indeed, humanity, that is the beast, has failed. The beast heads for destruction. But there is hope. One outside of the system has made known to those within the system that the system is failing. Those within the system see the fall of the system, but know they are apart of the system. Thus, the ones in the system also contribute to the failing of the system. How can the corrupted ones within the system which promote the failing system prevent it's failing? Well, it is impossible for those within the system to stop what the system does for they are integrated within the system and the system commands their failing which leads to the failing of the system. Those within the failing system being aware of the failing system and how they are apart of the failing system seems to be of no use to those within the failing system. However! There is hope, because of the one outside of the system. You see, the one outside of the system has made known to those within the system that they are apart of the failing system. Knowing this, the ones within the system realize that they cannot fix the failing system. They cannot for they are within the failing system which controls it's failing members. Now for the restoration of the failing system, the one outside after making known to the failing members their fault has decided to take those within the system out of the system so that they will be made new within a new system. To do this, the one outside the system has entered within the system, not with corruption but with restoration. The one outside did not come to destroy the failing system but to restore it. For the one outside the system felt compassion for the system and all it's members. As a virus spreads, so the restoration spreads within the failing system. Making new systems within the failing system. The new system and the failing system continue to work within the now restoring system. The failing system despises the new system. However, the new system is stronger. Though it started with one member, it replicated by creating new systems out of the broken system members. Then these members through the new system spread the creation of new systems all throughout the failing system. However, not all the failing system will be redeemed to new system - though it may disguise itself as such. For a failing system to become a new system, the failing system much fail to itself to become new. Many within the failing system loved the failing that they were not willing to change to become new. These failing members after the other failing members have grown to become new, will be destroyed though the one outside the system desired not. For the one outside the system, wants all the failing members to become new and be restored to those outside the system.
Although those who have become the new system within the failing system are still in the failing system, they are not of the failing system. This new system will triumph. The one outside of the system will be exalted.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote: Whats the deal with pink lemonade?
Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.
So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!
Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.
In order for the milk to be white again, one must get rid of the brown. For many, the brown is hard to give up. Selfishness... They must overcome the beast within. But not with their own power, but with that from the one outside of the system.
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote: i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.
Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote: Whats the deal with pink lemonade?
Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.
So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!
Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.
And you say the human race has failed! Such marvels... lemons of pink flesh and cocoa syrups for milk!
I did not say the lemons were made from pink flesh. They are pink on the inside because of chemicals. That's not a human accomplishment. That just happens naturally. Cocoa syrups taste delicious in milk, which is a trap because it has little nutritional value and slowly kills us. I can't rightly call either of these part of the success of humanity.
You are right. the brown is a trap. It also taste delicious to many. You must overcome the brown with the one outside the system.
People have known the failure of humanity for thousands of years. In case, you were unable to decipher my cryptic reply to a cryptic blog. Below explains it clearly.
On March 23 2015 11:27 Chezinu wrote: People have known the failure of humanity for thousands of years. In case, you were unable to decipher my cryptic reply to a cryptic blog. Below explains it clearly.
I have a lemon tree at my house, I pretty much perfected how to make lemonade by now.
It's not 99% sugar water. It's more like 30-40% lemon juice (arguably there is natural sugars in that, i dunno the percentile). I sometimes slice up fresh strawberries and toss a few in for the sickness.
I actually did a lemonade stand with my nephew and a friend's daughter on the 4th of july and a hesitant guy who didn't want any lemonade was persauded to buy some, said it was the best lemonade he ever had, and bought 2 more cups. We made like 27$ in a few hours, split it with them.
I have pics of this somewhere, can't find them though.
Humanity has failed because the speed of a quill pen is slow. Even if someone designs a quantum computer capable of simultaneously mapping every parallel universe in existence, today, it still won't have the same quantity of information in even a single early Christian text written by the first patriarchs of Christianity. The quantity of information available at a given time is always going to pale in comparison with what is holologically available from living, biological philosophers and theologians who translate the eternal, atemporal mind of God into language that makes sense from a synthetic and analytic standpoint. It will probably be evident in later times that Christians were essentially right about highly controversial metaphysical and ontological claims.
Examples of these claims include the necessity of an omniscient God for a participatory universe (cognition, mind and perception; what Tim Leary called SMI^2LE), game-theoretic equilibria in a sufficiently complex analytic world and the union-cooperative eye-for-an-eye which is a sort of infinitely-iterated prisoner's dilemma wherein termination occurs in period (two, one) (because of what is called credible punishment, a solution for "one-off" scenarios), and reality of what I have termed teleological conspansive evolution wherein most evolutionary pressure under goes a strange inversion and is revealed to follow a version of the anthropic principle wherein different species of angels (essentially cosmic beings) differentiate in the physical universe (it is this reverse and inversion of temporal causality that yields interesting features like blue eyes and red hair or the predatory gaze of the sphinx).
People drink alcohol because fermented plants are symbolic of a long-time struggle with faecal matter. This is a good translation of the spiritual significance of spirits.
This is my cat Buck. He is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet.
Most scholars believe that the lack of Biblical miracles between around 100 A.D. and "now" is largely attributable to the construction of the Great Pyramids of Egypt which for reasons unspecifiable reached a sort of Zenith of quantum wave function collapse, ending the universal superposition and the balance of power no longer favored the Samurai but began to favor Tenecthon, the God of Paradacticalsynthesiatic Naturalism, and the Barbarians of Mount Arreatt who served as liegelords. It is quite possible that the universe would not have begun if not for the quasientropic cognitive siphons represented by the enchanted obelisks of Egyptology, but there is no reason to believe that this original point of physical temporality exists today and has not been superceded by an age of misinformation.