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Humanity Has Failed

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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 19 2015 08:03 GMT
#1
It's officially over.

Humanity has failed. You can continue reading if you want, but humanity has failed. If you are human, you have failed. I've failed, too. I'm not sure if greenelve2 is human or just an alien trolling. But there is so much fail. When I look at a globe of the Earth, with all the bright-colored countries, azure oceans, and a piece of tape going around the middle that represents the equator, all I see is absolute failure.

You want to know what happened? You want to know what prompted me to write this? Well, let me explain: The other day, I was sitting down for a glass of ice-cold lemonade. I love lemonade. I don't love lemons, because lemons are sour. But when life gives you lemons, dilute the sourness with a massive amount of water and pour a massive amount of sugar into the water. Then you're almost not even consuming a lemon anymore; you're consuming like 99% sugar-water and 1% lemon, and 100% reason to remember the name. But back to the story. I was drinking the lemonade, and then like 15 minutes later, humanity failed. It just failed. I couldn't believe it. It was my presumption that the entirety of humankind couldn't fail simultaneously, but it happened. My eye twitched spontaneously.

So now what? Well, we must begin by asking ourselves two simple questions: 1. How can we prevent this from ever happening again? and 2. Why did this happen in the first place? And let's address that first question first because it's the first question. First, we have to realize that we failed. Hard. Then we have to stop failing on a global scale. The only way we're going to do this is to not fail so hard next time. I think this has two steps: first, plan to not fail, second, execute the action of non-failure. We also must address number two. Fecal matter is a matter of reality, as a matter of fact. We need to accept it and move on. But now to address 2. Why did this happen in the first place?

The reason humanity failed is kind of existential. Now, if you're still reading this, and I do suspect you are based on the fact that you are absorbing these very words into your eyeballs, you may be recognizing a theme developing within the bowels of this blog. For within every blog, there lurks a theme. Why it 'lurks' instead of just hanging out and being chill is beyond me. However, we must realize something vitally important: 99.9% of things have a 'cause'. Like, me typing this. Why did I type this? Because humanity failed and then my fingers started moving. But the reason humanity failed is because humanity has failed. Our only recourse is to not do this again.

Poll: Did humanity fail?

Humanity has failed. (97)
 
100%

97 total votes

Your vote: Did humanity fail?

(Vote): Humanity has failed.




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"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
March 19 2015 08:21 GMT
#2
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
March 19 2015 08:24 GMT
#3
is this a cryptic girl blog
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 19 2015 08:27 GMT
#4
On March 19 2015 17:24 lichter wrote:
is this a cryptic girl blog


Better question: Did humanity fail?

Yes.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
March 19 2015 08:55 GMT
#5
i just watched Godzilla 2014 , saw that it has 2.4 million likes on facebook, and humanity failed
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 19 2015 08:56 GMT
#6
This is Discord:
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[sc1f]eonzerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Belgium6739 Posts
March 19 2015 08:56 GMT
#7
are u playing protoss ? if YES then i agree with you fuck this shit !!! :troll:
Gowerly
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom916 Posts
March 19 2015 09:12 GMT
#8
When even nina blogs become balance whines, humanity has failed.
I will reduce you to a series of numbers.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 19 2015 09:19 GMT
#9
On March 19 2015 18:12 Gowerly wrote:
When even nina blogs become balance whines, humanity has failed.


This is a balance whine.

Failure is OP to humanity.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 19 2015 09:20 GMT
#10
On March 19 2015 17:56 Chairman Ray wrote:
This is Discord:
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This is Discord:
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[image loading]
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
March 19 2015 09:50 GMT
#11
I am stupid and i am confused
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^possibly why the world has failed
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
Zerg.Zilla
Profile Joined February 2012
Hungary5029 Posts
March 19 2015 10:19 GMT
#12
"Tried weed once,got paranoid,plus poured too much sugar in the goddamn lemonade"...Possibly why the world has failed...
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ~Keep calm and inject Larva~
BEARDiaguz
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Australia2362 Posts
March 19 2015 10:32 GMT
#13
On March 19 2015 17:56 Chairman Ray wrote:
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I can't help but think that's a really shit drawing of Trogdor.
ProgamerAustralian alcohol user follow @iaguzSC2
Destructicon
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
4713 Posts
March 19 2015 10:35 GMT
#14
I sometimes get this feeling as well and I become sad and depressed. And then someone will somehow do something wonderful and I'll see the light again, restoring my faith in humanity.
My advice, focus not on the failure of humanity but on how it has succeed, find the beauty of it.

Oh and drink more freshly squeezed lemon juice (without the tons of water and sugar), its much better!
WriterNever give up, never surrender! https://www.youtube.com/user/DestructiconSC
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
March 19 2015 10:55 GMT
#15
whoa bruh bruh who is greenelve2 do we need to punch him
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ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
March 19 2015 11:08 GMT
#16
ur eye twitched spontaneously so humanity failed??

??

"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18838 Posts
March 19 2015 11:41 GMT
#17
Just cuz you wussed out of the GTFO thread doesn't mean humanity is a failure, only maybe that you are.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
March 19 2015 13:05 GMT
#18
But what has humanity failed at?
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goiflin
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1218 Posts
March 19 2015 13:16 GMT
#19
On March 19 2015 22:05 The_Templar wrote:
But what has humanity failed at?


Everything, ever.
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
March 19 2015 13:26 GMT
#20
On March 19 2015 19:55 QuanticHawk wrote:
whoa bruh bruh who is greenelve2 do we need to punch him

Probably, i'm like 10-0 against him in bw lol
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
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