• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 06:05
CET 11:05
KST 19:05
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT29Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13Rongyi Cup S3 - Preview & Info8
Community News
Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains10Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block4GSL CK - New online series18BSL Season 224Vitality ends partnership with ONSYDE20
StarCraft 2
General
Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains https://www.facebook.com/OptiJoint.Official/ GSL CK - New online series Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block Weekly Cups (Feb 23-Mar 1): herO doubles, 2v2 bonanza
Tourneys
[GSL CK] Team Maru vs. Team herO WardiTV Team League Season 10 Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026] Map Editor closed ?
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 516 Specter of Death Mutation # 515 Together Forever Mutation # 514 Ulnar New Year
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion Are you ready for ASL 21? Hype VIDEO ASL21 General Discussion Gypsy to Korea BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues IPSL Spring 2026 is here! ASL Season 21 Qualifiers March 7-8 BWCL Season 64 Announcement
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates Zealot bombing is no longer popular?
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread PC Games Sales Thread Path of Exile No Man's Sky (PS4 and PC) Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Five o'clock TL Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread Mexico's Drug War Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion General nutrition recommendations Cricket [SPORT] TL MMA Pick'em Pool 2013
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Gaming-Related Deaths
TrAiDoS
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1637 users

Humanity Has Failed - Page 5

Blogs > ninazerg
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 All
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7393 Posts
March 21 2015 13:38 GMT
#81
Well, if we failed then I'm ready to wait out the next inevitable failure.

With pink lemonade.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
JimmyJRaynor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada17322 Posts
March 21 2015 17:02 GMT
#82
On March 21 2015 07:00 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.


Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.


u have effectively demonstrated why i'm a part of humanity's over all failure..
i fail in my knowledge of Starcraft lore.
Ray Kassar To David Crane : "you're no more important to Atari than the factory workers assembling the cartridges"
fearthequeen
Profile Joined November 2011
United States788 Posts
March 22 2015 06:33 GMT
#83
Based on the poll results I guess you were right Nina.
NAKR`flying
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
March 22 2015 08:05 GMT
#84
Humanity has failed.

Indeed, humanity, that is the beast, has failed. The beast heads for destruction. But there is hope. One outside of the system has made known to those within the system that the system is failing. Those within the system see the fall of the system, but know they are apart of the system. Thus, the ones in the system also contribute to the failing of the system. How can the corrupted ones within the system which promote the failing system prevent it's failing? Well, it is impossible for those within the system to stop what the system does for they are integrated within the system and the system commands their failing which leads to the failing of the system. Those within the failing system being aware of the failing system and how they are apart of the failing system seems to be of no use to those within the failing system. However! There is hope, because of the one outside of the system. You see, the one outside of the system has made known to those within the system that they are apart of the failing system. Knowing this, the ones within the system realize that they cannot fix the failing system. They cannot for they are within the failing system which controls it's failing members. Now for the restoration of the failing system, the one outside after making known to the failing members their fault has decided to take those within the system out of the system so that they will be made new within a new system. To do this, the one outside the system has entered within the system, not with corruption but with restoration. The one outside did not come to destroy the failing system but to restore it. For the one outside the system felt compassion for the system and all it's members. As a virus spreads, so the restoration spreads within the failing system. Making new systems within the failing system. The new system and the failing system continue to work within the now restoring system. The failing system despises the new system. However, the new system is stronger. Though it started with one member, it replicated by creating new systems out of the broken system members. Then these members through the new system spread the creation of new systems all throughout the failing system. However, not all the failing system will be redeemed to new system - though it may disguise itself as such. For a failing system to become a new system, the failing system much fail to itself to become new. Many within the failing system loved the failing that they were not willing to change to become new. These failing members after the other failing members have grown to become new, will be destroyed though the one outside the system desired not. For the one outside the system, wants all the failing members to become new and be restored to those outside the system.

Although those who have become the new system within the failing system are still in the failing system, they are not of the failing system. This new system will triumph. The one outside of the system will be exalted.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
March 22 2015 08:13 GMT
#85
On March 21 2015 08:47 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2015 08:40 Zambrah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On March 21 2015 07:00 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.


Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.

Show nested quote +
On March 20 2015 21:41 iloveav wrote:
Im still waiting for the thing that happened :D.


I'll tell you what happened: Humanity has failed.

Show nested quote +
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote:
Whats the deal with pink lemonade?


[image loading]

Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.


So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!


Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.


In order for the milk to be white again, one must get rid of the brown. For many, the brown is hard to give up. Selfishness... They must overcome the beast within. But not with their own power, but with that from the one outside of the system.

On March 21 2015 10:06 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2015 09:12 Paljas wrote:
soy milk is regular milk, introducing itself in spanish


ajajajjajajajajajajaj xd buena broma!

Show nested quote +
On March 21 2015 09:19 Zambrah wrote:
On March 21 2015 08:47 ninazerg wrote:
On March 21 2015 08:40 Zambrah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On March 21 2015 07:00 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 21 2015 00:01 JimmyJRaynor wrote:
i thought humanity failed when that russian general guy shot his own head off at the end of Starcraft:Brood War.


Stukov was the Russian guy. Admiral DuGalle was French. French Canadian, probably, from Montreal.

Show nested quote +
On March 20 2015 21:41 iloveav wrote:
Im still waiting for the thing that happened :D.


I'll tell you what happened: Humanity has failed.

Show nested quote +
On March 20 2015 17:15 Zambrah wrote:
Whats the deal with pink lemonade?


[image loading]

Some lemons are pink on the inside (if ya know wut i mean huk huk huk) rather than yellow. I hope that clears things up for you.


So they make pink lemonade out of pink lemons? And I'm sure chocolate milk comes out of brown cows! Poppycock!


Actually, chocolate milk is made from regular milk, which is white. The brown color actually comes from a syrup which is made from cocoa products and corn syrup, which is then combined with the milk.


And you say the human race has failed! Such marvels... lemons of pink flesh and cocoa syrups for milk!


I did not say the lemons were made from pink flesh. They are pink on the inside because of chemicals. That's not a human accomplishment. That just happens naturally. Cocoa syrups taste delicious in milk, which is a trap because it has little nutritional value and slowly kills us. I can't rightly call either of these part of the success of humanity.



You are right. the brown is a trap. It also taste delicious to many. You must overcome the brown with the one outside the system.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Ansinjunger
Profile Joined November 2010
United States2451 Posts
March 23 2015 02:10 GMT
#86
Set sail for the ancient lands of Kalimdor, humanity saved np.
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
March 23 2015 02:27 GMT
#87
People have known the failure of humanity for thousands of years. In case, you were unable to decipher my cryptic reply to a cryptic blog. Below explains it clearly.

lol, clueless in The Prism!
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
March 23 2015 02:36 GMT
#88
reform society
?
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 23 2015 02:40 GMT
#89
On March 23 2015 11:27 Chezinu wrote:
People have known the failure of humanity for thousands of years. In case, you were unable to decipher my cryptic reply to a cryptic blog. Below explains it clearly.


You and I; people just don't get us.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2065 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-03-26 04:57:58
March 26 2015 04:57 GMT
#90
I have a lemon tree at my house, I pretty much perfected how to make lemonade by now.

It's not 99% sugar water. It's more like 30-40% lemon juice (arguably there is natural sugars in that, i dunno the percentile). I sometimes slice up fresh strawberries and toss a few in for the sickness.

I actually did a lemonade stand with my nephew and a friend's daughter on the 4th of july and a hesitant guy who didn't want any lemonade was persauded to buy some, said it was the best lemonade he ever had, and bought 2 more cups. We made like 27$ in a few hours, split it with them.

I have pics of this somewhere, can't find them though.
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
March 27 2015 09:27 GMT
#91
holy shit anyone remember that classic lemonade stand game from decades ago
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
March 28 2015 02:30 GMT
#92
On March 27 2015 18:27 ahswtini wrote:
holy shit anyone remember that classic lemonade stand game from decades ago

You mean this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemonade_Tycoon?
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
April 01 2015 01:16 GMT
#93
We fail at failing. There. Settled. I solved it.

Now... I'd really like a lemonade.
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
April 02 2015 03:03 GMT
#94
Humanity has failed because the speed of a quill pen is slow. Even if someone designs a quantum computer capable of simultaneously mapping every parallel universe in existence, today, it still won't have the same quantity of information in even a single early Christian text written by the first patriarchs of Christianity. The quantity of information available at a given time is always going to pale in comparison with what is holologically available from living, biological philosophers and theologians who translate the eternal, atemporal mind of God into language that makes sense from a synthetic and analytic standpoint. It will probably be evident in later times that Christians were essentially right about highly controversial metaphysical and ontological claims.

Examples of these claims include the necessity of an omniscient God for a participatory universe (cognition, mind and perception; what Tim Leary called SMI^2LE), game-theoretic equilibria in a sufficiently complex analytic world and the union-cooperative eye-for-an-eye which is a sort of infinitely-iterated prisoner's dilemma wherein termination occurs in period (two, one) (because of what is called credible punishment, a solution for "one-off" scenarios), and reality of what I have termed teleological conspansive evolution wherein most evolutionary pressure under goes a strange inversion and is revealed to follow a version of the anthropic principle wherein different species of angels (essentially cosmic beings) differentiate in the physical universe (it is this reverse and inversion of temporal causality that yields interesting features like blue eyes and red hair or the predatory gaze of the sphinx).

People drink alcohol because fermented plants are symbolic of a long-time struggle with faecal matter. This is a good translation of the spiritual significance of spirits.

This is my cat Buck. He is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet.

[image loading]
IQ 155.905638752
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
April 02 2015 03:18 GMT
#95
Most scholars believe that the lack of Biblical miracles between around 100 A.D. and "now" is largely attributable to the construction of the Great Pyramids of Egypt which for reasons unspecifiable reached a sort of Zenith of quantum wave function collapse, ending the universal superposition and the balance of power no longer favored the Samurai but began to favor Tenecthon, the God of Paradacticalsynthesiatic Naturalism, and the Barbarians of Mount Arreatt who served as liegelords. It is quite possible that the universe would not have begun if not for the quasientropic cognitive siphons represented by the enchanted obelisks of Egyptology, but there is no reason to believe that this original point of physical temporality exists today and has not been superceded by an age of misinformation.
IQ 155.905638752
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5930 Posts
April 02 2015 03:24 GMT
#96
I didn't know Deepak Chopra posted on TL.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
April 02 2015 03:54 GMT
#97
On April 02 2015 12:24 oBlade wrote:
I didn't know Deepak Chopra posted on TL.

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/473297-theorycrafting-cure-for-cancer#3
Does that answer your question?
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
The PondCast
10:00
Episode 85
CranKy Ducklings4
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ProTech2
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 31646
Jaedong 1360
Soma 602
actioN 342
BeSt 251
sSak 171
Sharp 131
EffOrt 101
Pusan 83
Rush 82
[ Show more ]
ToSsGirL 57
Mini 51
Backho 45
ZerO 41
sorry 29
Bale 29
NaDa 26
NotJumperer 8
Terrorterran 5
Dota 2
XaKoH 343
NeuroSwarm90
League of Legends
JimRising 662
Counter-Strike
olofmeister1140
shoxiejesuss752
m0e_tv526
allub207
edward65
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King80
Other Games
singsing769
Liquid`RaSZi640
ceh9607
crisheroes137
ZerO(Twitch)4
Organizations
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream13264
Other Games
gamesdonequick663
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 16 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH280
• StrangeGG 35
• LUISG 33
• CranKy Ducklings SOOP3
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Jankos1315
• Stunt593
Upcoming Events
WardiTV Team League
1h 55m
Replay Cast
13h 55m
Replay Cast
1d 13h
CranKy Ducklings
1d 23h
RSL Revival
1d 23h
WardiTV Team League
2 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
Patches Events
2 days
BSL
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
[ Show More ]
RSL Revival
2 days
WardiTV Team League
3 days
BSL
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Wardi Open
4 days
Monday Night Weeklies
4 days
WardiTV Team League
5 days
GSL
5 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-03-11
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Jeongseon Sooper Cup
BSL Season 22
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

CSL Elite League 2026
ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
2026 Changsha Offline CUP
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
CSLAN 4
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
NationLESS Cup
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.