EPTI ask because one time at the bar this girl approached me and started asking me about my friend's junk... and people have asked me if i have been checked for size at the urinal.. hmm
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
I ask because one time at the bar this girl approached me and started asking me about my friend's junk... and people have asked me if i have been checked for size at the urinal.. hmm | ||
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Jetaap
France4814 Posts
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote: Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card. lol im in the smaller side bro | ||
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Burrfoot
United States1176 Posts
Foreskin is also an acquired taste (my wife says it took a while to get used to my deliciousness). As far as how it plays into courting... hopefully it doesn't matter at all if you're actually looking for a relationship, but I guess you are young. It's not like she has to see your bulge before agreeing to a date. | ||
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HSAN
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
On March 26 2013 08:36 Burrfoot wrote: As long as you can keep it hard for more than 5 minutes of strenuous thrusting, you're fine. Size, shape, length isn't too much of an issue unless she is super super loose. From a guy's opinion anyways. Foreskin is also an acquired taste (my wife says it took a while to get used to my deliciousness). As far as how it plays into courting... hopefully it doesn't matter at all if you're actually looking for a relationship, but I guess you are young. It's not like she has to see your bulge before agreeing to a date. thank you. i appreciate your earnestness and maturity | ||
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote: Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card. I carry that on my person at all times, much like a cop badge, you just show it to the girl and she gets in the back of your car. | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44336 Posts
You mean like only ten inches or so? Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me. I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something? | ||
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Complete
United States1864 Posts
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jrkirby
United States1510 Posts
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FlaShFTW
United States10160 Posts
On March 26 2013 08:42 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: You mean like only ten inches or so? Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me. I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something? mines evergreen shaped (redface) is there something wrong with that? | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44336 Posts
On March 26 2013 09:05 FlaShFTW wrote: mines evergreen shaped (redface) is there something wrong with that? Depends on your partner's religion I suppose. | ||
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Dagwon
Canada33 Posts
In all honesty, sexual performance isn't even that big of a deal. The guy's character matters much, much more to me. Sexual problems can be worked out between two decent, mature, human beings. Being a jackass won't make up for someone being good in bed. | ||
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Meadowlark
United States349 Posts
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
On March 26 2013 09:05 FlaShFTW wrote: mines evergreen shaped (redface) is there something wrong with that? + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3gPpLoTQWHo/TKCCbFA8vyI/AAAAAAAABU0/KzM_6Nz4h8E/s1600/evergreen+tree.JPG) This gives me an odd picture of the shaft to head ratio of size | ||
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Dfgj
Singapore5922 Posts
On March 26 2013 09:05 FlaShFTW wrote: mines evergreen shaped (redface) is there something wrong with that? It just means you have so much wood you need to be careful around lumberjacks. It's a blessing and a curse. | ||
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Japhybaby
Canada301 Posts
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Djzapz
Canada10681 Posts
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Zealos
United Kingdom3575 Posts
On March 26 2013 08:36 Burrfoot wrote:Foreskin is also an acquired taste (my wife says it took a while to get used to my deliciousness). Over here it's the other way round ^.^ Gogo foreskin! | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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Butterednuts
United States859 Posts
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Roe
Canada6002 Posts
On March 26 2013 11:23 Butterednuts wrote: Being a gay male, the size and the shape of a penis has almost zero effect. I don't care if it's cut, uncut, pointed up, slanted to the right, curved down, etc. hi buttered! | ||
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gg_hertzz
2152 Posts
certain positions are much easier when you're packing more than a roll of dimes. you can compensate with different positions but some are just made for guys with bigger dicks. And i'm not a 'large' guy. I've had sexy with women who've had kids and i can tell things could have been more enjoyable if i was 7+, which I'm not unfortunately. obviously some girls don't care, most probably do to a degree, and many only want the big D. | ||
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ETisME
12393 Posts
I know a friend who is pretty casual for sex before she met her bf and she said she likes it best with her bf because she knows and loves this person well and it just makes her feel more comfortable and the mind is more important for sex in a girl's pov. | ||
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Butterednuts
United States859 Posts
Hi Roe!!! <333333 | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Pretty funny replies (and it's cool that people were actually honest in their answers )~! | ||
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theBALLS
Singapore2935 Posts
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Doodsmack
United States7224 Posts
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Bagration
United States18282 Posts
If you do not meet these exact measurements, you will never be able to come close to pleasing a woman. + Show Spoiler + Seriously though, size is not something to worry about in the larger scheme of things. Why not work on things that you can actually change, such as socio-economic status, personality, overall fitness, etc? | ||
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felisconcolori
United States6168 Posts
It's possible to be too big, too - although that's a problem most men never have to worry about. (From what I've seen in actual peer-reviewed literature, most women don't like getting repeatedly slammed in the cervix.) When it comes to actually meeting women, getting to know them, and trying to have a relationship (or even a quick hook up) I would say steer clear of people that are mostly interested in the size of your package. Odds are that they could be more drama than you want to get involved with - and as a last piece of advice, never ever stick your dick in crazy. EVER. There is absolutely nothing worse in the world than some irate woman screaming through a door that it's your baby. (Never mind that it's genetically impossible or the timing doesn't work or insert other issues.) | ||
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Steelo_Rivers
United States1968 Posts
"Length doesn't matter as long as it's thick enough. You're a little shorter than my last BF but a lot thicker and I enjoy that more because it doesn't feel like a poke, it feels like.." etc... etc.. basically girth is more important to most women than length. | ||
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KaiserChuck
United States79 Posts
My advice: Learn to eat pussy well. Pay attention to what works & what doesn't while you're at it. This is a powerful addition to your repertoire. Also read up on the G-Spot, it's really a thing. Get her off first, and the rest start coming easier. Then it won't matter so much what you do with your gear. On March 26 2013 14:56 felisconcolori wrote: (From what I've seen in actual peer-reviewed literature, most women don't like getting repeatedly slammed in the cervix.) True dat. She was 4'10", had to be really careful in there but goddam. On March 26 2013 14:56 felisconcolori wrote: never ever stick your dick in crazy. EVER. THIS, THIS, a thousand times this. When crazy-you-stuck-your-dick-in shows up at your office and starts causing a ruckus, you get fired. Or so I've heard... Also, don't party with strippers. It can lead to situations as described above. All of them. | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On March 26 2013 14:56 felisconcolori wrote: From what I've seen in actual peer-reviewed literature, most women don't like getting repeatedly slammed in the cervix. Incidentally, the guys who write such literature have small penises. | ||
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-Kaiser-
Canada932 Posts
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mdb
Bulgaria4059 Posts
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madnessman
United States1581 Posts
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
IMHO, all men with curved dicks are of a lower subspecies and are likely to die out soon, such is natural selection. | ||
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Bswhunter
Australia954 Posts
On March 26 2013 14:43 Bagration wrote: Size is critically important. An optimal size is 8.24 inches long, with a diameter of 1.06 inches (the shaft obviously being perfectly circular). The radius of the balls should be 0.43 inches, once again, perfect spheres are required. If you do not meet these exact measurements, you will never be able to come close to pleasing a woman. + Show Spoiler + Seriously though, size is not something to worry about in the larger scheme of things. Why not work on things that you can actually change, such as socio-economic status, personality, overall fitness, etc? If you aren't a 6'7 male with a 10 inch dick, earning more then 100k a year who can lift more then 5X BW then you should probably just kill yourself, beta | ||
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Burrfoot
United States1176 Posts
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Shottaz
United Kingdom414 Posts
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B.I.G.
3251 Posts
Also, if she complains its too small hear her squeal when you stick it in her ass. If that doesn't get any reaction either your screwed. | ||
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heynes
Germany201 Posts
According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula: ((L * D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44336 Posts
On March 26 2013 20:57 Shottaz wrote: What are the rules for measuring the D? I've genuinely never done it. When you're fully erect, measure it from the base to the tip with a ruler. Then add four inches. | ||
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mdb
Bulgaria4059 Posts
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On March 27 2013 02:09 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: When you're fully erect, measure it from the base to the tip with a ruler. Then add four inches. I thought you added 5. Were did you get 4 from?!? Have i been doing it wrong all of this time also Pro-tip: if you measure from the bottom your like 2 inches longer.... | ||
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MountainDewJunkie
United States10341 Posts
On March 27 2013 02:09 DarkPlasmaBall wrote: When you're fully erect, measure it from the base to the tip with a ruler. Then add four inches. lol Yeah, you don't need to be Tommy Lee to stimulate the clit. Certain positions can be more effective for her as well. I just have phone sex and lie about my penis length, and income. No complaints on the other end so far! | ||
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