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Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
March 25 2013 23:31 GMT
#1
how important is the size and shape of the penis to one's sexual partners and how does this play into courting??

I ask because one time at the bar this girl approached me and started asking me about my friend's junk... and people have asked me if i have been checked for size at the urinal.. hmm

***
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
Jetaap
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France4814 Posts
March 25 2013 23:34 GMT
#2
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
March 25 2013 23:36 GMT
#3
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.


lol im in the smaller side bro
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
March 25 2013 23:36 GMT
#4
As long as you can keep it hard for more than 5 minutes of strenuous thrusting, you're fine. Size, shape, length isn't too much of an issue unless she is super super loose. From a guy's opinion anyways.

Foreskin is also an acquired taste (my wife says it took a while to get used to my deliciousness).

As far as how it plays into courting... hopefully it doesn't matter at all if you're actually looking for a relationship, but I guess you are young. It's not like she has to see your bulge before agreeing to a date.
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HSAN
Profile Joined March 2013
11 Posts
March 25 2013 23:37 GMT
#5
As a matter of fact, length is less important than width for women, but then again as long as you know what you're doing and you're good at it regardless of your size & width, you got nothing to worry about.
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
March 25 2013 23:37 GMT
#6
On March 26 2013 08:36 Burrfoot wrote:
As long as you can keep it hard for more than 5 minutes of strenuous thrusting, you're fine. Size, shape, length isn't too much of an issue unless she is super super loose. From a guy's opinion anyways.

Foreskin is also an acquired taste (my wife says it took a while to get used to my deliciousness).

As far as how it plays into courting... hopefully it doesn't matter at all if you're actually looking for a relationship, but I guess you are young. It's not like she has to see your bulge before agreeing to a date.


thank you. i appreciate your earnestness and maturity
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
March 25 2013 23:38 GMT
#7
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.

I carry that on my person at all times, much like a cop badge, you just show it to the girl and she gets in the back of your car.
User was warned for too many mimes.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44330 Posts
March 25 2013 23:42 GMT
#8
On March 26 2013 08:36 Japhybaby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.


lol im in the smaller side bro


You mean like only ten inches or so?

Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me.

I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Complete
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1864 Posts
March 25 2013 23:57 GMT
#9
penis

hehehe
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
March 26 2013 00:04 GMT
#10
Are you 12 or something? Unless your penis is less than 3-4 inches erect no one cares. Even then it's not necessarily a deal breaker. I mean there might be some people who care, but no one should give a fuck about them.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10158 Posts
March 26 2013 00:05 GMT
#11
On March 26 2013 08:42 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 08:36 Japhybaby wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.


lol im in the smaller side bro


You mean like only ten inches or so?

Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me.

I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something?

mines evergreen shaped (redface)

is there something wrong with that?
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44330 Posts
March 26 2013 00:18 GMT
#12
On March 26 2013 09:05 FlaShFTW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 08:42 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:36 Japhybaby wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.


lol im in the smaller side bro


You mean like only ten inches or so?

Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me.

I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something?

mines evergreen shaped (redface)

is there something wrong with that?


Depends on your partner's religion I suppose.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Dagwon
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada33 Posts
March 26 2013 00:33 GMT
#13
Speaking as a girl... Penis shape, size, width, length, circumcised or not.... none of that has ever mattered to me.

In all honesty, sexual performance isn't even that big of a deal. The guy's character matters much, much more to me. Sexual problems can be worked out between two decent, mature, human beings. Being a jackass won't make up for someone being good in bed.
Are you satisfied getting by with just enough? Or are you ready to start trying?
Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 00:36:27
March 26 2013 00:35 GMT
#14
Even if it does matter you can't do anything to change it. So why worry about it? Just try your best.
''Three bottles of Monster in a day; I'm pumped as fuck." -Stephano
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 00:54:49
March 26 2013 00:53 GMT
#15
On March 26 2013 09:05 FlaShFTW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 08:42 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:36 Japhybaby wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.


lol im in the smaller side bro


You mean like only ten inches or so?

Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me.

I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something?

mines evergreen shaped (redface)

is there something wrong with that?


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


This gives me an odd picture of the shaft to head ratio of size
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
March 26 2013 01:08 GMT
#16
On March 26 2013 09:05 FlaShFTW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 08:42 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:36 Japhybaby wrote:
On March 26 2013 08:34 Jetaap wrote:
Size means everything. You should get your doctor to make you a cock lenght certificate and add it on your business card.


lol im in the smaller side bro


You mean like only ten inches or so?

Size doesn't matter as much as stamina, I think. Or maybe that's just what everyone with a small penis has told me.

I don't know what you mean by "shape" though. I was under the impression that most penises were penis-shaped. Does yours look like an evergreen tree or something?

mines evergreen shaped (redface)

is there something wrong with that?

It just means you have so much wood you need to be careful around lumberjacks.

It's a blessing and a curse.
Japhybaby
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada301 Posts
March 26 2013 01:16 GMT
#17
this thread= hilarious. It's not something that people talk about but i think the conoisseurs know what they're looking for anyways.
hold on! i'm callin' you back to the pool, and we'll dazzle them all!
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
March 26 2013 01:21 GMT
#18
TL what happened
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3575 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 01:27:10
March 26 2013 01:26 GMT
#19
On March 26 2013 08:36 Burrfoot wrote:Foreskin is also an acquired taste (my wife says it took a while to get used to my deliciousness).

Over here it's the other way round ^.^
Gogo foreskin!
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Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
March 26 2013 01:52 GMT
#20
Girth and stamina will get the job done, don't worry too much about length. If you're really worried just get better with your fingers/tongue and she won't care how small you are.
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