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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 12:31:25
March 26 2013 12:19 GMT
#41
If your penis is small its goin to be terrible for the annual fallus swining ceremony over at your local womenz hill. How can you ever hope to be the king of your troop if your penis is not long enough to slap in some competing males face?

Also, if she complains its too small hear her squeal when you stick it in her ass. If that doesn't get any reaction either your screwed.
heynes
Profile Joined July 2009
Germany201 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 15:35:43
March 26 2013 15:01 GMT
#42
I cannot believe i´ve read 3 pages of replys but there is no southpark reference.


According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L * D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45317 Posts
March 26 2013 17:09 GMT
#43
On March 26 2013 20:57 Shottaz wrote:
What are the rules for measuring the D? I've genuinely never done it.


When you're fully erect, measure it from the base to the tip with a ruler.

Then add four inches.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
March 26 2013 19:44 GMT
#44
lol
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
March 27 2013 03:16 GMT
#45
On March 27 2013 02:09 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 20:57 Shottaz wrote:
What are the rules for measuring the D? I've genuinely never done it.


When you're fully erect, measure it from the base to the tip with a ruler.

Then add four inches.


I thought you added 5. Were did you get 4 from?!?

Have i been doing it wrong all of this time

also

Pro-tip: if you measure from the bottom your like 2 inches longer....
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
March 27 2013 06:14 GMT
#46
On March 27 2013 02:09 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 20:57 Shottaz wrote:
What are the rules for measuring the D? I've genuinely never done it.


When you're fully erect, measure it from the base to the tip with a ruler.

Then add four inches.

lol

Yeah, you don't need to be Tommy Lee to stimulate the clit. Certain positions can be more effective for her as well. I just have phone sex and lie about my penis length, and income. No complaints on the other end so far!
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
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