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Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
March 26 2013 02:23 GMT
#21
Being a gay male, the size and the shape of a penis has almost zero effect. I don't care if it's cut, uncut, pointed up, slanted to the right, curved down, etc.
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
March 26 2013 02:28 GMT
#22
On March 26 2013 11:23 Butterednuts wrote:
Being a gay male, the size and the shape of a penis has almost zero effect. I don't care if it's cut, uncut, pointed up, slanted to the right, curved down, etc.


hi buttered!
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
March 26 2013 02:42 GMT
#23
size matters.

certain positions are much easier when you're packing more than a roll of dimes. you can compensate with different positions but some are just made for guys with bigger dicks. And i'm not a 'large' guy. I've had sexy with women who've had kids and i can tell things could have been more enjoyable if i was 7+, which I'm not unfortunately.

obviously some girls don't care, most probably do to a degree, and many only want the big D.
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12726 Posts
March 26 2013 03:14 GMT
#24
size comes behind technique which comes behind how much emotion she has with the person.
I know a friend who is pretty casual for sex before she met her bf and she said she likes it best with her bf because she knows and loves this person well and it just makes her feel more comfortable and the mind is more important for sex in a girl's pov.
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
March 26 2013 03:38 GMT
#25
On March 26 2013 11:28 Roe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2013 11:23 Butterednuts wrote:
Being a gay male, the size and the shape of a penis has almost zero effect. I don't care if it's cut, uncut, pointed up, slanted to the right, curved down, etc.


hi buttered!


Hi Roe!!! <333333
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 03:42:13
March 26 2013 03:42 GMT
#26
lol an nsfw thread that's not half bad :D

Pretty funny replies (and it's cool that people were actually honest in their answers )~!
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
March 26 2013 04:18 GMT
#27
what is this sex thing you talk about
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
Doodsmack
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7224 Posts
March 26 2013 04:20 GMT
#28
When girls are with a large penis, then you learn the real truth
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
March 26 2013 05:43 GMT
#29
Size is critically important. An optimal size is 8.24 inches long, with a diameter of 1.06 inches (the shaft obviously being perfectly circular). The radius of the balls should be 0.43 inches, once again, perfect spheres are required.

If you do not meet these exact measurements, you will never be able to come close to pleasing a woman.

+ Show Spoiler +
Seriously though, size is not something to worry about in the larger scheme of things. Why not work on things that you can actually change, such as socio-economic status, personality, overall fitness, etc?
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felisconcolori
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States6168 Posts
March 26 2013 05:56 GMT
#30
I have never encountered any issues related to size or shape with any women. The mechanics of various positions and activities can be impacted, but then a lot of people are trying to match their expectations to what they see in pornography - which is a horrible horrible idea. Pornography is about as much like sex as a beer commercial is like going to a bar. Heavily edited, "stunt" performers, and (at least on the male side of things) usually portraying statistical outliers. (Well, maybe. I mean, back in the AOL chat days, all men were at least 8 inches long and three or four wide. People wouldn't lie on the internet, right?)

It's possible to be too big, too - although that's a problem most men never have to worry about. (From what I've seen in actual peer-reviewed literature, most women don't like getting repeatedly slammed in the cervix.)

When it comes to actually meeting women, getting to know them, and trying to have a relationship (or even a quick hook up) I would say steer clear of people that are mostly interested in the size of your package. Odds are that they could be more drama than you want to get involved with - and as a last piece of advice, never ever stick your dick in crazy. EVER. There is absolutely nothing worse in the world than some irate woman screaming through a door that it's your baby. (Never mind that it's genetically impossible or the timing doesn't work or insert other issues.)
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Steelo_Rivers
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1968 Posts
March 26 2013 06:57 GMT
#31
This is directly from the mouth of my girlfriend (im typing it as shes saying it):

"Length doesn't matter as long as it's thick enough. You're a little shorter than my last BF but a lot thicker and I enjoy that more because it doesn't feel like a poke, it feels like.." etc... etc..

basically girth is more important to most women than length.
ok
KaiserChuck
Profile Joined April 2011
United States79 Posts
March 26 2013 06:59 GMT
#32
I'm 6'5" and well-proportioned; it's definitely a plus but, as the lady said, it shouldn't be a deal-breaker if you're about average. Most people are =P

My advice: Learn to eat pussy well. Pay attention to what works & what doesn't while you're at it. This is a powerful addition to your repertoire. Also read up on the G-Spot, it's really a thing.

Get her off first, and the rest start coming easier. Then it won't matter so much what you do with your gear.


On March 26 2013 14:56 felisconcolori wrote:
(From what I've seen in actual peer-reviewed literature, most women don't like getting repeatedly slammed in the cervix.)


True dat. She was 4'10", had to be really careful in there but goddam.

On March 26 2013 14:56 felisconcolori wrote:
never ever stick your dick in crazy. EVER.


THIS, THIS, a thousand times this. When crazy-you-stuck-your-dick-in shows up at your office and starts causing a ruckus, you get fired. Or so I've heard...

Also, don't party with strippers. It can lead to situations as described above. All of them.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
March 26 2013 08:31 GMT
#33
On March 26 2013 14:56 felisconcolori wrote:
From what I've seen in actual peer-reviewed literature, most women don't like getting repeatedly slammed in the cervix.


Incidentally, the guys who write such literature have small penises.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
-Kaiser-
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada932 Posts
March 26 2013 08:53 GMT
#34
I think girth is more important than length for most women. You'll stimulate her G-spot and surrounding tissue better than length, and a decent percentage of women will have a lot of trouble taking anything 7+. Bruised cervices are not very pleasant.
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mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-26 08:55:07
March 26 2013 08:54 GMT
#35
I`ve always wondered why so much attention is paid to the size of the penis and none to the size of the vagina. I mean, some vaginas are so vast that it really doesnt matter how big is your dick.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
March 26 2013 09:12 GMT
#36
If you're really interested in pleasing a woman, look up "She Comes First". I've actually never read it but I've heard good things about it.
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
March 26 2013 09:24 GMT
#37
I think the most important thing is having a perfectly straight penis, I mean no curvature to any direction what so ever. How can you aim it at your partners most precious place if it's all wonky?!
IMHO, all men with curved dicks are of a lower subspecies and are likely to die out soon, such is natural selection.
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Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
March 26 2013 09:29 GMT
#38
On March 26 2013 14:43 Bagration wrote:
Size is critically important. An optimal size is 8.24 inches long, with a diameter of 1.06 inches (the shaft obviously being perfectly circular). The radius of the balls should be 0.43 inches, once again, perfect spheres are required.

If you do not meet these exact measurements, you will never be able to come close to pleasing a woman.

+ Show Spoiler +
Seriously though, size is not something to worry about in the larger scheme of things. Why not work on things that you can actually change, such as socio-economic status, personality, overall fitness, etc?


If you aren't a 6'7 male with a 10 inch dick, earning more then 100k a year who can lift more then 5X BW then you should probably just kill yourself, beta
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
Burrfoot
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States1176 Posts
March 26 2013 10:32 GMT
#39
Curvature also matters, depending if you curve up, down, left, right (or a combination like me!) If you curve down, mounting her face is easier, but sticking it in while standing up is pretty much impossible. Overall, it really has nothing to do with finding a wife, as you'll learn to make due with what you have. Saggy post-baby boobs and all! ("I can't feel this boob at all!)
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Shottaz
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom414 Posts
March 26 2013 11:57 GMT
#40
What are the rules for measuring the D? I've genuinely never done it.
Praise the sun! \o/
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