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There comes a time when a starcraft legend-in-the-making inexorably inches towards bonjwa-status. It's a testing time for the fan-girls of the said bonjwa. But to make it interesting fan-girls and anti-fangirls stroke their e-peens and spread their hate respectively with hilarious results. There's no reason the rest of us should not have fun in these blog-wars.
So, here's my proposal to Flash fans. If you remember the guy (who's handle I forget) commented bravely that he'll suck a row of cocks if such and such thing happens and a good time was had by all when said improbable event happens. So, without further ado, let me pour some more fuel on the fire.
Flash fans. Please leave, in the comments, a list of ridiculous things you will do if Flash doesn't win both finals. The more ridiculous the bigger a fan you are. In addition, stipulate what you will do if Flash fails to win either one. We'll take stock and post a poll just before the finals and we'll have a rocking good time when the day of reckoning finally arrives. Fans, anti-fans and spectators alike.
So, type away........
Edit #1 Only the following interesting responses so far in the order of awesomeness.
+ Show Spoiler +On May 19 2010 13:20 So no fek wrote:
If Flash loses both leagues, I won't have sex from that point until I hit age 29. I dub thee trash-talking bonjwa. Need to setup a website for you a la 40 days and 40 nights. Also will be flagged for "illegal use of hands". On May 19 2010 08:35 gamecrazy wrote:
If flash doesn't win both starleagues, I will bm anyone and everyone on iccup and irl within a 300 ft. radius of me. If Flash only takes one starleague I'll throw my shoes at the next person I see from when I find out. Free 30 liquibet points to gamecrazy if he can capture it on camera. + Show Spoiler + Working on getting this sanctioned by doing sexual favors for TL admins. On May 19 2010 08:14 NeverGG wrote:
If Flash doesn't win one of the leagues I'll take my thirty foot ClubDay MSL banner (the biggest piece of fabric I own.) and write something fittingly surprised upon it. Then I'll hang it from somewhere interesting in Seoul and photograph it. NeverGG's pics are always awesome. On May 19 2010 10:38 duckett wrote:
if flash doesnt win both leagues, I will swear off starcraft and level 2 wow characters to 80 =( Only counts if you level them from up from Level 1. On May 19 2010 19:57 samachking wrote:
If Flash loses both Starleagues I request a 1 month temp ban from TL.
Response a tad underwhelming. I expected Flash fanboys to roam the bloggy wastelands trash-talking like crazy.
 
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Valhalla18444 Posts
if flash doesn't win i'll post a frowny face in the live report threads
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so whats going to happen when he losses both leagues? lol
well i'll get drunk to that
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Well, I know that I'll go and watch the games. If he loses, it's an amazing game, always.
I seriously need some new stuff to look forward to. I've basically watched every game of Calm, Jaedong, and Kwanro at this point..... My favorite 3 Zerg players. I need some new stuff. Flash, let me down plz.
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On May 19 2010 07:38 StorrZerg wrote:
so whats going to happen when he losses both leagues? lol
well i'll get drunk to that
Silly Storrzerg, you would get drunk regardless of how Flash does in either league
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Ehem, more minerals, where are you?
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If Flash doesn't win both finals I will...
...Be a sad panda, and probably try to come up with excuses of why he should have (thanks power outage).
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On November 10 2009 12:40 hyst.eric.al wrote:
if effort loses i will suck a line of cocks
Obviously Effort lost (to Great in a proleague match).
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If Flash loses both I will jump for joy. I live life to see Flash fall. I bet his tears taste delicious.
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If flash doesn't win both leagues I will not play the beta for 3 weeks.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
I will write a different MSL post if Flash loses.
Lawl.
Also rofl hyst.eric.al.
So bad.
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On May 19 2010 07:52 rockon1215 wrote:
If Flash loses both I will jump for joy. I live life to see Flash fall. I bet his tears taste delicious.
Your life must suck.
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On May 19 2010 07:56 AssuredVacancy wrote:
If flash doesn't win both leagues I will not play the beta for 3 weeks.
lol you saying that cause beta stops end of may?
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I'd just like to say I put my money where my mouth was and now I'm banned.
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On May 19 2010 07:59 StorrZerg wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 07:56 AssuredVacancy wrote:
If flash doesn't win both leagues I will not play the beta for 3 weeks. lol you saying that cause beta stops end of may?
Cunning.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On May 19 2010 07:59 Vegetarian Wolf wrote:
I'd just like to say I put my money where my mouth was and now I'm banned.
You're cute :3
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
If Flash doesn't win one of the leagues I'll take my thirty foot ClubDay MSL banner (the biggest piece of fabric I own.) and write something fittingly surprised upon it. Then I'll hang it from somewhere interesting in Seoul and photograph it.
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On May 19 2010 07:33 WWJDD wrote:
fan-girls and anti-fangirls stroke their e-poons
fixed
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If Flash wins both Starleagues, I won't watch a stracraft match for a week.
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If flash loses, I'll never drink pocari sweat again.
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I really really hope he loses both leagues, that would completely make my day.
If Flash loses vs Jaedong, I will wear my hwaseung oz jersey out to the club I'm a regular at, and explain what it is to anyone who asks...
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If flash doesn't win both starleagues, I will bm anyone and everyone on iccup and irl within a 300 ft. radius of me. If Flash only takes one starleague I'll throw my shoes at the next person I see from when I find out.
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If Flash loses vs Jaedong in the MSL, but wins OSL. Well, I'd be just fine with that.
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On May 19 2010 08:27 Navane wrote:
If Flash wins both Starleagues, I won't watch a stracraft match for a week.
Typo or evil genius?
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wasn't there also a guy who said that he'll suck dick when sAviOr losses to BeSt? It was when sAviOr said he'll destroy everyone but lost his first game.
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If Flash doesn't win both leagues, I will bump this thread and demand that people follow up.
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if flash doesnt win both leagues, I will swear off starcraft and level 2 wow characters to 80 =(
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If flash doesn´t win i´ll blame on Kespa
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If Calm wins this MSL ban this account for good.
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What are you going to do if flash wins both leagues?
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If Flash loses both leagues, I won't have sex from that point until I hit age 29.
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On May 19 2010 13:20 So no fek wrote:
If Flash loses both leagues, I won't have sex from that point until I hit age 29.
Good god.
I think this guy is winning. That's like 10 years according to your profile.
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On May 19 2010 13:34 IndecisivePenguin wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 13:20 So no fek wrote:
If Flash loses both leagues, I won't have sex from that point until I hit age 29. Good god. I think this guy is winning. That's like 10 years according to your profile.
Oh god wow 10 years of your right hand?
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On May 19 2010 08:30 SlayerS_BunkiE wrote:
If flash loses, I'll never drink pocari sweat again.
I would think twice before saying that.
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If Flash loses both Starleagues I request a 1 month temp ban from TL.
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On May 19 2010 10:38 duckett wrote:
if flash doesnt win both leagues, I will swear off starcraft and level 2 wow characters to 80 =(
Get working on it.
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Hohoho.  I almost forgot about this thread.
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On May 19 2010 13:09 jalstar wrote:
If Calm wins this MSL ban this account for good.
Good thing that can't happen.
Heh.
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United States4796 Posts
If Jaedong wins the MSL (I'm a Jaedong fan) I'll put boxers and socks on my head and take a picture and upload it.
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On May 25 2010 04:38 flamewheel91 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 13:09 jalstar wrote:
If Calm wins this MSL ban this account for good. Good thing that can't happen. Heh.
hey i made the bet before calm was out
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On May 25 2010 04:40 Nal_rAwr wrote:
WWJDD?
JDWLTMSL
Jae Dong will love this MSL?
Couldn't agree more. Hello Golden Badge!!!
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On May 19 2010 17:54 frogmelter wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 13:34 IndecisivePenguin wrote:On May 19 2010 13:20 So no fek wrote:
If Flash loses both leagues, I won't have sex from that point until I hit age 29. Good god. I think this guy is winning. That's like 10 years according to your profile. Oh god wow 10 years of your right hand?
Looks like I better start working out both my arms.
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I got depressed the whole sunday after Flash lost. I was like "wtf why did you proxy rax ?!fmdkljmlfjqmsldjkmljfmsdlkjfmsldjké" all day long 
I even regret to have named my new kitten "Flash". Should have named it "crackling", sounds better for a hyperactive kitten.
Yeah if Flash loses both Starleagues, I'll rename my cat "crackling". And obviously I will have to explain why to my wife who hates Brood War.
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On May 19 2010 08:14 NeverGG wrote:
If Flash doesn't win one of the leagues I'll take my thirty foot ClubDay MSL banner (the biggest piece of fabric I own.) and write something fittingly surprised upon it. Then I'll hang it from somewhere interesting in Seoul and photograph it.
waiting for updates on this
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On May 25 2010 11:26 endy wrote:I got depressed the whole sunday after Flash lost. I was like "wtf why did you proxy rax ?!fmdkljmlfjqmsldjkmljfmsdlkjfmsldjké" all day long I even regret to have named my new kitten "Flash". Should have named it "crackling", sounds better for a hyperactive kitten. Yeah if Flash loses both Starleagues, I'll rename my cat "crackling". And obviously I will have to explain why to my wife who hates Brood War.
We got a new kitten around the time proleague finals was running last year, and we still didn't have a name for her after 2-3 weeks. Kingkosi came over to watch the finals and we decided that if Oz won, the kitten's name would be Jaedong, and if SKT won, it would be Bisu. Well, now I have a cat named Bisu, and the name works surprisingly well. Quite a lot easier to say for those who are unfamiliar with StarCraft.
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On May 25 2010 17:38 So no fek wrote:Show nested quote +On May 25 2010 11:26 endy wrote:I got depressed the whole sunday after Flash lost. I was like "wtf why did you proxy rax ?!fmdkljmlfjqmsldjkmljfmsdlkjfmsldjké" all day long I even regret to have named my new kitten "Flash". Should have named it "crackling", sounds better for a hyperactive kitten. Yeah if Flash loses both Starleagues, I'll rename my cat "crackling". And obviously I will have to explain why to my wife who hates Brood War. We got a new kitten around the time proleague finals was running last year, and we still didn't have a name for her after 2-3 weeks. Kingkosi came over to watch the finals and we decided that if Oz won, the kitten's name would be Jaedong, and if SKT won, it would be Bisu. Well, now I have a cat named Bisu, and the name works surprisingly well. Quite a lot easier to say for those who are unfamiliar with StarCraft.
Well, I got my kitten just before Flash lost twice in PL and anyone would consider him invincible (except in bo5 vs JD blablabla). I had to tell my wife I named our kitten Flash because of the comic books, since she doesn't really like that I spend so much time playing/watching streams, so I didn't want to admit I named my cat because of a progamer.
That's why renaming the cat "crackling" would be quite a big deal since I can't tell her we have to rename the cat because the current name of the cat was from a progamer who just lost two starleagues, and that the new name is an alien cheap unit making horrible noises hahaha
By the way the kitten is truely hyperactive jumping and zigzaging and biting everything all day long. "Crackling" would definitely fit him.
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On May 25 2010 17:48 endy wrote:
Well, I got my kitten just before Flash lost twice in PL and anyone would consider him invincible (except in bo5 vs JD blablabla). I had to tell my wife I named our kitten Flash because of the comic books, since she doesn't really like that I spend so much time playing/watching streams, so I didn't want to admit I named my cat because of a progamer.
That's why renaming the cat "crackling" would be quite a big deal since I can't tell her we have to rename the cat because the current name of the cat was from a progamer who just lost two starleagues, and that the new name is an alien cheap unit making horrible noises hahaha
By the way the kitten is truely hyperactive jumping and zigzaging and biting everything all day long. "Crackling" would definitely fit him.
Don't they call zerglings 'dogs' in china? This would make for double confusion.
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
On May 25 2010 12:23 skronch wrote:Show nested quote +On May 19 2010 08:14 NeverGG wrote:
If Flash doesn't win one of the leagues I'll take my thirty foot ClubDay MSL banner (the biggest piece of fabric I own.) and write something fittingly surprised upon it. Then I'll hang it from somewhere interesting in Seoul and photograph it. waiting for updates on this
I just need to think of something to write....I've got my place sorted out I think.
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Ah!!!! Why I didnt know of this topic!! It is too late for me to write anything now!! 
Ah, I have instinct he will win it easy at MSL... too bad too bad too bad I cannot join this.
It will be so much fun ...
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