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WWJDD
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
India342 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-22 20:50:43
May 18 2010 22:33 GMT
#1
There comes a time when a starcraft legend-in-the-making inexorably inches towards bonjwa-status. It's a testing time for the fan-girls of the said bonjwa. But to make it interesting fan-girls and anti-fangirls stroke their e-peens and spread their hate respectively with hilarious results. There's no reason the rest of us should not have fun in these blog-wars.

So, here's my proposal to Flash fans. If you remember the guy (who's handle I forget) commented bravely that he'll suck a row of cocks if such and such thing happens and a good time was had by all when said improbable event happens. So, without further ado, let me pour some more fuel on the fire.

Flash fans. Please leave, in the comments, a list of ridiculous things you will do if Flash doesn't win both finals. The more ridiculous the bigger a fan you are. In addition, stipulate what you will do if Flash fails to win either one. We'll take stock and post a poll just before the finals and we'll have a rocking good time when the day of reckoning finally arrives. Fans, anti-fans and spectators alike.

So, type away........

Edit #1 Only the following interesting responses so far in the order of awesomeness.
+ Show Spoiler +

On May 19 2010 13:20 So no fek wrote:
If Flash loses both leagues, I won't have sex from that point until I hit age 29.


I dub thee trash-talking bonjwa. Need to setup a website for you a la 40 days and 40 nights. Also will be flagged for "illegal use of hands".

On May 19 2010 08:35 gamecrazy wrote:
If flash doesn't win both starleagues, I will bm anyone and everyone on iccup and irl within a 300 ft. radius of me. If Flash only takes one starleague I'll throw my shoes at the next person I see from when I find out.


Free 30 liquibet points to gamecrazy if he can capture it on camera. + Show Spoiler +
Working on getting this sanctioned by doing sexual favors for TL admins.


On May 19 2010 08:14 NeverGG wrote:
If Flash doesn't win one of the leagues I'll take my thirty foot ClubDay MSL banner (the biggest piece of fabric I own.) and write something fittingly surprised upon it. Then I'll hang it from somewhere interesting in Seoul and photograph it.


NeverGG's pics are always awesome.

On May 19 2010 10:38 duckett wrote:
if flash doesnt win both leagues, I will swear off starcraft and level 2 wow characters to 80 =(


Only counts if you level them from up from Level 1.

On May 19 2010 19:57 samachking wrote:
If Flash loses both Starleagues I request a 1 month temp ban from TL.


Response a tad underwhelming. I expected Flash fanboys to roam the bloggy wastelands trash-talking like crazy.

***
WWJDD??
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 18 2010 22:38 GMT
#2
if flash doesn't win i'll post a frowny face in the live report threads
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
May 18 2010 22:38 GMT
#3
so whats going to happen when he losses both leagues? lol

well i'll get drunk to that
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4212 Posts
May 18 2010 22:41 GMT
#4
Well, I know that I'll go and watch the games. If he loses, it's an amazing game, always.

I seriously need some new stuff to look forward to. I've basically watched every game of Calm, Jaedong, and Kwanro at this point..... My favorite 3 Zerg players. I need some new stuff. Flash, let me down plz.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
May 18 2010 22:42 GMT
#5
On May 19 2010 07:38 StorrZerg wrote:
so whats going to happen when he losses both leagues? lol

well i'll get drunk to that

Silly Storrzerg, you would get drunk regardless of how Flash does in either league
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
May 18 2010 22:42 GMT
#6
Ehem, more minerals, where are you?
Jaedong
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
May 18 2010 22:44 GMT
#7
If Flash doesn't win both finals I will...

...Be a sad panda, and probably try to come up with excuses of why he should have (thanks power outage).
cyclone25
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Romania3344 Posts
May 18 2010 22:45 GMT
#8
On November 10 2009 12:40 hyst.eric.al wrote:
if effort loses i will suck a line of cocks


Obviously Effort lost (to Great in a proleague match).
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
May 18 2010 22:52 GMT
#9
If Flash loses both I will jump for joy. I live life to see Flash fall. I bet his tears taste delicious.
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
AssuredVacancy
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1167 Posts
May 18 2010 22:56 GMT
#10
If flash doesn't win both leagues I will not play the beta for 3 weeks.
We spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
May 18 2010 22:57 GMT
#11
I will write a different MSL post if Flash loses.
Lawl.

Also rofl hyst.eric.al.
So bad.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
DeathByMonkeys
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States742 Posts
May 18 2010 22:58 GMT
#12
On May 19 2010 07:52 rockon1215 wrote:
If Flash loses both I will jump for joy. I live life to see Flash fall. I bet his tears taste delicious.


Your life must suck.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
May 18 2010 22:59 GMT
#13
On May 19 2010 07:56 AssuredVacancy wrote:
If flash doesn't win both leagues I will not play the beta for 3 weeks.


lol you saying that cause beta stops end of may?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Vegetarian Wolf
Profile Joined May 2010
China434 Posts
May 18 2010 22:59 GMT
#14
I'd just like to say I put my money where my mouth was and now I'm banned.
Awooo...
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
May 18 2010 23:10 GMT
#15
On May 19 2010 07:59 StorrZerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2010 07:56 AssuredVacancy wrote:
If flash doesn't win both leagues I will not play the beta for 3 weeks.


lol you saying that cause beta stops end of may?


Cunning.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
May 18 2010 23:11 GMT
#16
On May 19 2010 07:59 Vegetarian Wolf wrote:
I'd just like to say I put my money where my mouth was and now I'm banned.

You're cute :3
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
May 18 2010 23:14 GMT
#17
If Flash doesn't win one of the leagues I'll take my thirty foot ClubDay MSL banner (the biggest piece of fabric I own.) and write something fittingly surprised upon it. Then I'll hang it from somewhere interesting in Seoul and photograph it.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 18 2010 23:23 GMT
#18
On May 19 2010 07:33 WWJDD wrote:
fan-girls and anti-fangirls stroke their e-poons

fixed
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2749 Posts
May 18 2010 23:27 GMT
#19
If Flash wins both Starleagues, I won't watch a stracraft match for a week.
SlayerS_BunkiE
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada1713 Posts
May 18 2010 23:30 GMT
#20
If flash loses, I'll never drink pocari sweat again.
iloveby.SlayerS_BunkiE[Shield]
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