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In our society your status is directly proportional to how closely the colour of your body matches the ideal colour. My colour is far off the mark. My colour is so far off the mark that it demands surgery to rectify. Many Zergs go to professionals to help them alter their colour to be more perfect, but they do not require surgery. I am the only Zerg I know that requries surgery.
For some Zergs, surgery is not important. Zergs that go to war, for example, wear imperfections of their colour with pride. The scars of battle that have darkened the hue beyond perfection. Zergs fawn over these war heros, when they return from battle, admiring their scars. I have no such excuse. I only guard the Drones. Hardly anything happens to Drones. All my 'friends' have near perfect hues. I'm still far away from perfect.
I've had the surgeries. Still no where close. I feel like other Zergs look at me... in disgust? Or is it pity? I don't have the courage to find out. Sometimes I feel like I'll never attain the perfect hue.
It's genetic isn't it? Those Zerg born from good larvae get good hues. Those Zerg born from okay larvae get okay hues. I must have been born from a really bad larvae. No matter how many minerals and vespene gas I pay 'professionals' it never seems to be enough. They assure me next visit I'll be beautiful. Then next visit they say the same thing. Always another delay. Forever delaying. How many more weeks will this add before I can retire, doc? I know you love to remind me every time I visit, at least 20 times. His services are expensive.
Sometimes I don't trust these professionals. What do they really know? They haven't 'fixed' me yet. Do I really need to be fixed? Oh I know no other Zergs will accept me until I'm an acceptable hue, but what do they really know? Maybe I don't care anymore. Maybe I was naive and stupid when I first decided I wanted to fix my hue. Pressured in my youth to fix something that wasn't really broken. Even if it is broken, will altering me superficially relinquish my offspring of such genetic despair? Oh right, I'm a Zergling, I don't have offspring.
 
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LOL
surprisingly funny read 
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Philippines3682 Posts
Is your doctor protoss? if so, they really are baised and will asked for too much since your a tinie winnie cutie zergling. Do you see how fairy looking they are with they goons and carriers? I mean they can buy that because things in Auir are over priced.
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At the very least, your twin will have the same hue, no?
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Philippines3682 Posts
^ unfortunately, if you read his previous blogs his the zergling that didn't have a twin  so very sad. Fuck blizzard for the glitches !
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Haha, poor little zergling having to defend drones all day
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United States41569 Posts
You probably have your twin inside you somewhere. That happens in rare cases. It'll be like a big tumour that fucks with your body.
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Didn't know Zerglings got huge boners.
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On September 12 2009 13:48 Kwark wrote:
You probably have your twin inside you somewhere. That happens in rare cases. It'll be like a big tumour that fucks with your body.
What do you have to do to get the metallic black in UMS?
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I recommend Acutane, seriously amazing stuff.
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On September 12 2009 14:40 ShaperofDreams wrote:I recommend Acutane, seriously amazing stuff.
This has to be A+ product; it's recommended by a fellow Zergling.
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This zergling introspection makes me happy
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Baa?21242 Posts
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On September 13 2009 07:39 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
I want a pet Zergling :3
Aw! How cute. He just ate my leg.
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This one gave me bitter-sweet emotions because I kept getting images of net vs Real Life and why I've started tending to net xP
Chef imagine your blog combined with Saracen's [Cartoon] How to play Zerg! 8D n_N
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