EPTGirl blog? No. NO IT IS NOT. THIS IS A DAY9 BLOG BABY!
So it all began when I got onto Gmail chat with a girl that happens to be my friend (shocking I know). I was trying to be pretty nice because a few days ago I got pretty pissed at her and just raged and I only say that b/c I know she'll get linked to this so consider this an apology...you bitch.
Well while I was talking I just so happened to stumble upon this beautiful rant by the one and only Sean "Day[9]" Plott:
Being a huge fan of ranting I clicked upon it post haste and cracked up as Day9 went through his comedic rant. After watching I proceeded to gleefully send out links to my friends spreading the joys of the Thoughthammer! Feeling good about myself I went onto the Gmail chat and sent the link to this girl (I previously showed her iNcontroL's horse rant). Being too engrossed in her emo/screemo she stated that it was 14 minutes long and that she wasn't interested. Wanting her to watch I urged her on with these words, "Sean Plott is a sexy beast. Many a young nerd would go gay for him or his brother."
She sees this and is mildly intrigued (whether she'll admit it or not), however she is not convinced. Confident that a picture of this epic caster would surely change her mind I linked her this picture:
![[image loading]](http://www.gosugamers.net/warcraft/photos/gosu/wcggrandfinal2005/topqual/day.jpg)
I think it's easy to say that in this picture, the glorious Day9 stands as a pillar of everything that a girl desires. However she shrugs it off as a, "Meh. He's not that good looking."
At this point I just stared at the screen in awe at her lack of taste. Was she crazy? (the answer is yes by the way). Hoping that she's just trying to act cool I ask her to rate him on a scale of 1-10 and she says 5 (yeah. I rounded up. Suck it). At this point I know that this is bullshit. In previous conversations it came out that I was a 7. It took me a while to go through the math but I came to the conclusion that 5-7= -2. She rated Day9 lower than even me (I consider myself to be decent at best. D: Low self-esteem when it comes to looks. Comfort me.
). WHAT THE FUCK!
And so I have come to the conclusion that women are crazy (or atleast she is). D: Who in their right minds would place another guy over Day9? I don't care if it's Tom Cruz vs. Day9. There's only one right answer (as you can tell. I am a Day 9 fanboy).
Discuss her craziness below. >:L
