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On August 10 2010 07:14 Moop wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2010 07:06 muse5187 wrote:On August 10 2010 07:05 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:01 muse5187 wrote:Yes I believe biology says women go to social gatherings to find a partner that they will fuck. I believe you need a new biology book. I have a secret I'm willing to divulge. It has worked for me about 99% of the time, even in places like Las Vegas nightclubs. You have to be completely comfortable making yourself look ridiculous though.
Step 1: Drink a shit load of booze
Step 2: Dance incredibly goofy, getting low, jerkin', or whatever while approaching group of females
Step 3: Jump in the middle of their circle and start grinding your butt into several of them for 10-20 second intervals
Step 4: Narrow down your choice of girl to dance with in a drunken stupor.
Works like a fucking charm. I this works better. 1. Run around screaming. 2. Rip clothes off. 3. Then dance into pile of girls. yeah sure, send me the book your reading where spreading your genes on to the next generation is not an important/basic part of biology. send me a post where you dont use a straw man. Everything we do involves spreading our genes. So to say that women don't go to clubs of all places to fuck is ridiculous. I don't think I used a straw man argument at all.
You really should consider buying a new biology book. The genes and how it works:
You are half right. Everything males do involves spreading our genes. For the male the best chance for offspring is going to bed with as many woman as possible and spread his seed as wide as possible thus maximizing his chances on lots of children. When a woman is pregnant she can't get pregnant again while she is with child thus biologically the men moves on to a new woman he can impregnate. Thus maximizing his offspring and chances his genes will keep on living.
Woman however have more benefit to stay with a single man. She wants him to stay with her to protect her and her child. Keeping them both safe and thus making sure her child survives and her genes are passed on to a new generation. The man that could provide a safe home for his family and protect them from famine / cold / roving enemies etc. was most likely also one of the stronger males (and thus had better genes for the survival at that time).
Keep in mind this all applies to how it was before mankind became evolved to where we are now. Thus although it is still correct from a biological view, in our society it's very impractical to behave this way due to the social conduct and codes we have developed. Not to mention that the traits under which the above biologic principles were developed aren't the most useful anymore in our time and age.
The system was developed to give the strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. However in modern society the use for mussel his vastly deteriorated in favor of the "weaker" brainiacs. Although they are not very strong seen as a group they get vastly superior jobs in most cases and through that can provide for a better and more stable environment for the family.
To summarize: in the modern society we live in there is no place for the traditional alpha male and their archaic mating behavior.
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Calgary25951 Posts
Why does any thread about clubs or night life bring out the arm chair pickup heroes? They're always in here pushing the new greatest book that will change your life.
Edit: This thread is an abomination and, yet again, makes me hate TL.
Edit 2: LOL BIOLOGY ARGUMENTS NOW?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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On August 10 2010 07:34 News wrote:
We used to pick out girls that knew how to move, now everyone is doing the same thing. How is that even attractive, what kind of girl rubs her ass at my cock?
We are getting old 
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On August 10 2010 07:48 Golden Ghost wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2010 07:14 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:06 muse5187 wrote:On August 10 2010 07:05 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:01 muse5187 wrote:Yes I believe biology says women go to social gatherings to find a partner that they will fuck. I believe you need a new biology book. I have a secret I'm willing to divulge. It has worked for me about 99% of the time, even in places like Las Vegas nightclubs. You have to be completely comfortable making yourself look ridiculous though.
Step 1: Drink a shit load of booze
Step 2: Dance incredibly goofy, getting low, jerkin', or whatever while approaching group of females
Step 3: Jump in the middle of their circle and start grinding your butt into several of them for 10-20 second intervals
Step 4: Narrow down your choice of girl to dance with in a drunken stupor.
Works like a fucking charm. I this works better. 1. Run around screaming. 2. Rip clothes off. 3. Then dance into pile of girls. yeah sure, send me the book your reading where spreading your genes on to the next generation is not an important/basic part of biology. send me a post where you dont use a straw man. Everything we do involves spreading our genes. So to say that women don't go to clubs of all places to fuck is ridiculous. I don't think I used a straw man argument at all. You really should consider buying a new biology book. The genes and how it works: You are half right. Everything males do involves spreading our genes. For the male the best chance for offspring is going to bed with as many woman as possible and spread his seed as wide as possible thus maximizing his chances on lots of children. When a woman is pregnant she can't get pregnant again while she is with child thus biologically the men moves on to a new woman he can impregnate. Thus maximizing his offspring and chances his genes will keep on living. Woman however have more benefit to stay with a single man. She wants him to stay with her to protect her and her child. Keeping them both safe and thus making sure her child survives and her genes are passed on to a new generation. The man that could provide a safe home for his family and protect them from famine / cold / roving enemies etc. was most likely also one of the stronger males (and thus had better genes for the survival at that time). Keep in mind this all applies to how it was before mankind became evolved to where we are now. Thus although it is still correct from a biological view, in our society it's very impractical to behave this way due to the social conduct and codes we have developed. Not to mention that the traits under which the above biologic principles were developed aren't the most useful anymore in our time and age. The system was developed to give the strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. However in modern society the use for mussel his vastly deteriorated in favor of the "weaker" brainiacs. Although they are not very strong seen as a group they get vastly superior jobs in most cases and through that can provide for a better and more stable environment for the family. To summarize: in the modern society we live in there is no place for the traditional alpha male and their archaic mating behavior.
Yea but women still need someone to make em get wet.
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On August 10 2010 08:05 craz3d wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2010 07:48 Golden Ghost wrote:On August 10 2010 07:14 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:06 muse5187 wrote:On August 10 2010 07:05 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:01 muse5187 wrote:Yes I believe biology says women go to social gatherings to find a partner that they will fuck. I believe you need a new biology book. I have a secret I'm willing to divulge. It has worked for me about 99% of the time, even in places like Las Vegas nightclubs. You have to be completely comfortable making yourself look ridiculous though.
Step 1: Drink a shit load of booze
Step 2: Dance incredibly goofy, getting low, jerkin', or whatever while approaching group of females
Step 3: Jump in the middle of their circle and start grinding your butt into several of them for 10-20 second intervals
Step 4: Narrow down your choice of girl to dance with in a drunken stupor.
Works like a fucking charm. I this works better. 1. Run around screaming. 2. Rip clothes off. 3. Then dance into pile of girls. yeah sure, send me the book your reading where spreading your genes on to the next generation is not an important/basic part of biology. send me a post where you dont use a straw man. Everything we do involves spreading our genes. So to say that women don't go to clubs of all places to fuck is ridiculous. I don't think I used a straw man argument at all. You really should consider buying a new biology book. The genes and how it works: You are half right. Everything males do involves spreading our genes. For the male the best chance for offspring is going to bed with as many woman as possible and spread his seed as wide as possible thus maximizing his chances on lots of children. When a woman is pregnant she can't get pregnant again while she is with child thus biologically the men moves on to a new woman he can impregnate. Thus maximizing his offspring and chances his genes will keep on living. Woman however have more benefit to stay with a single man. She wants him to stay with her to protect her and her child. Keeping them both safe and thus making sure her child survives and her genes are passed on to a new generation. The man that could provide a safe home for his family and protect them from famine / cold / roving enemies etc. was most likely also one of the stronger males (and thus had better genes for the survival at that time). Keep in mind this all applies to how it was before mankind became evolved to where we are now. Thus although it is still correct from a biological view, in our society it's very impractical to behave this way due to the social conduct and codes we have developed. Not to mention that the traits under which the above biologic principles were developed aren't the most useful anymore in our time and age. The system was developed to give the strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. However in modern society the use for mussel his vastly deteriorated in favor of the "weaker" brainiacs. Although they are not very strong seen as a group they get vastly superior jobs in most cases and through that can provide for a better and more stable environment for the family. To summarize: in the modern society we live in there is no place for the traditional alpha male and their archaic mating behavior. Yea but women still need someone to make em get wet.
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Osaka27086 Posts
On August 10 2010 08:05 craz3d wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2010 07:48 Golden Ghost wrote:On August 10 2010 07:14 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:06 muse5187 wrote:On August 10 2010 07:05 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:01 muse5187 wrote:Yes I believe biology says women go to social gatherings to find a partner that they will fuck. I believe you need a new biology book. I have a secret I'm willing to divulge. It has worked for me about 99% of the time, even in places like Las Vegas nightclubs. You have to be completely comfortable making yourself look ridiculous though.
Step 1: Drink a shit load of booze
Step 2: Dance incredibly goofy, getting low, jerkin', or whatever while approaching group of females
Step 3: Jump in the middle of their circle and start grinding your butt into several of them for 10-20 second intervals
Step 4: Narrow down your choice of girl to dance with in a drunken stupor.
Works like a fucking charm. I this works better. 1. Run around screaming. 2. Rip clothes off. 3. Then dance into pile of girls. yeah sure, send me the book your reading where spreading your genes on to the next generation is not an important/basic part of biology. send me a post where you dont use a straw man. Everything we do involves spreading our genes. So to say that women don't go to clubs of all places to fuck is ridiculous. I don't think I used a straw man argument at all. You really should consider buying a new biology book. The genes and how it works: You are half right. Everything males do involves spreading our genes. For the male the best chance for offspring is going to bed with as many woman as possible and spread his seed as wide as possible thus maximizing his chances on lots of children. When a woman is pregnant she can't get pregnant again while she is with child thus biologically the men moves on to a new woman he can impregnate. Thus maximizing his offspring and chances his genes will keep on living. Woman however have more benefit to stay with a single man. She wants him to stay with her to protect her and her child. Keeping them both safe and thus making sure her child survives and her genes are passed on to a new generation. The man that could provide a safe home for his family and protect them from famine / cold / roving enemies etc. was most likely also one of the stronger males (and thus had better genes for the survival at that time). Keep in mind this all applies to how it was before mankind became evolved to where we are now. Thus although it is still correct from a biological view, in our society it's very impractical to behave this way due to the social conduct and codes we have developed. Not to mention that the traits under which the above biologic principles were developed aren't the most useful anymore in our time and age. The system was developed to give the strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. However in modern society the use for mussel his vastly deteriorated in favor of the "weaker" brainiacs. Although they are not very strong seen as a group they get vastly superior jobs in most cases and through that can provide for a better and more stable environment for the family. To summarize: in the modern society we live in there is no place for the traditional alpha male and their archaic mating behavior. Yea but women still need someone to make em get wet.
lol. Checkmate.
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This thread is lacking rekrul.. there is no balance without him.
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On August 10 2010 07:49 Chill wrote:
Why does any thread about clubs or night life bring out the arm chair pickup heroes? They're always in here pushing the new greatest book that will change your life.
Edit: This thread is an abomination and, yet again, makes me hate TL.
Edit 2: LOL BIOLOGY ARGUMENTS NOW?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hahahaha. I love TL
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On August 10 2010 07:48 Golden Ghost wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2010 07:14 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:06 muse5187 wrote:On August 10 2010 07:05 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:01 muse5187 wrote:Yes I believe biology says women go to social gatherings to find a partner that they will fuck. I believe you need a new biology book. I have a secret I'm willing to divulge. It has worked for me about 99% of the time, even in places like Las Vegas nightclubs. You have to be completely comfortable making yourself look ridiculous though.
Step 1: Drink a shit load of booze
Step 2: Dance incredibly goofy, getting low, jerkin', or whatever while approaching group of females
Step 3: Jump in the middle of their circle and start grinding your butt into several of them for 10-20 second intervals
Step 4: Narrow down your choice of girl to dance with in a drunken stupor.
Works like a fucking charm. I this works better. 1. Run around screaming. 2. Rip clothes off. 3. Then dance into pile of girls. yeah sure, send me the book your reading where spreading your genes on to the next generation is not an important/basic part of biology. send me a post where you dont use a straw man. Everything we do involves spreading our genes. So to say that women don't go to clubs of all places to fuck is ridiculous. I don't think I used a straw man argument at all. You really should consider buying a new biology book. The genes and how it works: You are half right. Everything males do involves spreading our genes. For the male the best chance for offspring is going to bed with as many woman as possible and spread his seed as wide as possible thus maximizing his chances on lots of children. When a woman is pregnant she can't get pregnant again while she is with child thus biologically the men moves on to a new woman he can impregnate. Thus maximizing his offspring and chances his genes will keep on living. Woman however have more benefit to stay with a single man. She wants him to stay with her to protect her and her child. Keeping them both safe and thus making sure her child survives and her genes are passed on to a new generation. The man that could provide a safe home for his family and protect them from famine / cold / roving enemies etc. was most likely also one of the stronger males (and thus had better genes for the survival at that time). Keep in mind this all applies to how it was before mankind became evolved to where we are now. Thus although it is still correct from a biological view, in our society it's very impractical to behave this way due to the social conduct and codes we have developed. Not to mention that the traits under which the above biologic principles were developed aren't the most useful anymore in our time and age. The system was developed to give the strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. However in modern society the use for mussel his vastly deteriorated in favor of the "weaker" brainiacs. Although they are not very strong seen as a group they get vastly superior jobs in most cases and through that can provide for a better and more stable environment for the family. To summarize: in the modern society we live in there is no place for the traditional alpha male and their archaic mating behavior.
Oh, I should have said, everything we do involves passing our genes to the next generation. And yes I know women are more selective when it comes to choosing a partner, but all that says is that they are always looking for Mr. Right. Basically, men go to clubs and are happy if they get laid with anyone, women are happy if they get laid with Mr.Right. Both are looking to pass on their genes, but the women are more selective with who they are choosing. They are still there looking for sex which was how the argument got started.
And you say the system was developed to give strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. By system I think you mean natural selection, and natural selection, particularly in human evolution has strongly favored brainpower. Remember evolution favor those best suited for their environment, it's survival of the fittest not survival of the strongest, so I don't get all this alpha strong talk at all.
-Edit- I also think you are missing my point and drifting a bit off topic when you start to go off on modern society and social rules etc, those are a bi product of our evolution but they have nothing to do with this, all I claimed in my posts was that women want to spread their genes.
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On August 10 2010 07:48 Golden Ghost wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2010 07:14 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:06 muse5187 wrote:On August 10 2010 07:05 Moop wrote:On August 10 2010 07:01 muse5187 wrote:Yes I believe biology says women go to social gatherings to find a partner that they will fuck. I believe you need a new biology book. I have a secret I'm willing to divulge. It has worked for me about 99% of the time, even in places like Las Vegas nightclubs. You have to be completely comfortable making yourself look ridiculous though.
Step 1: Drink a shit load of booze
Step 2: Dance incredibly goofy, getting low, jerkin', or whatever while approaching group of females
Step 3: Jump in the middle of their circle and start grinding your butt into several of them for 10-20 second intervals
Step 4: Narrow down your choice of girl to dance with in a drunken stupor.
Works like a fucking charm. I this works better. 1. Run around screaming. 2. Rip clothes off. 3. Then dance into pile of girls. yeah sure, send me the book your reading where spreading your genes on to the next generation is not an important/basic part of biology. send me a post where you dont use a straw man. Everything we do involves spreading our genes. So to say that women don't go to clubs of all places to fuck is ridiculous. I don't think I used a straw man argument at all. You really should consider buying a new biology book. The genes and how it works: You are half right. Everything males do involves spreading our genes. For the male the best chance for offspring is going to bed with as many woman as possible and spread his seed as wide as possible thus maximizing his chances on lots of children. When a woman is pregnant she can't get pregnant again while she is with child thus biologically the men moves on to a new woman he can impregnate. Thus maximizing his offspring and chances his genes will keep on living. Woman however have more benefit to stay with a single man. She wants him to stay with her to protect her and her child. Keeping them both safe and thus making sure her child survives and her genes are passed on to a new generation. The man that could provide a safe home for his family and protect them from famine / cold / roving enemies etc. was most likely also one of the stronger males (and thus had better genes for the survival at that time). Keep in mind this all applies to how it was before mankind became evolved to where we are now. Thus although it is still correct from a biological view, in our society it's very impractical to behave this way due to the social conduct and codes we have developed. Not to mention that the traits under which the above biologic principles were developed aren't the most useful anymore in our time and age. The system was developed to give the strong "alpha" males the biggest chance for survival. However in modern society the use for mussel his vastly deteriorated in favor of the "weaker" brainiacs. Although they are not very strong seen as a group they get vastly superior jobs in most cases and through that can provide for a better and more stable environment for the family. To summarize: in the modern society we live in there is no place for the traditional alpha male and their archaic mating behavior.
My turn!
You are both only 17% correct. If you look at any anatomical model of the female body the area of the anconeus where the muscle attaches to the olecranon obviously hints that women want a man that wears vertical stripes as opposed to horizontal ones. Vertical stripes also reflect a man's capability to protect his family against hunger, predators, and territorial struggles against other modern males. Vertical stripes are also known to queue signs of estrus in nearby females, meaning you can know who and who isn't on their period in the area! Fascinating! If you argue about this you are wrong as I go to clubs all the time and pick up every girl I see, whether she knows I did or not! Here is my expanded, fool proof method for attracting every female in a 37.3 meter area with 96% certainty:
1. As stated above, wear vertical stripes. This is of up most importance. Your shirt should ideally be red and white pin stripes as this will signal to your area of females you are a power man with stable income. Your pants should be thick blue and gray vertical stripes approximately 4cms wide; if you are more than .2cm off of 4cm, this entire strategy will fail.
2. Your bar drink must be Triple Sec on the rocks. Alcohol is known to have a lower evaporation point than water and the orange scent your beverage will give off will blend with your natural pheromones to make you infinitely more attractive. The Triple Sec must be cheap and from a plastic bottle, nothing expensive like Grand Marnier or Cointreau, as this will attract members of the same sex.
3. Your should not wear socks. While socks may be a sanitary and sociocultural norm in many places, women in all places find them repulsive as they are well known symbols of plague and pestilence. In the Mrvtrue Vaars' Con Al Travlatrag War in 1349 socks were even placed over the faces of dead bodies, as death was thought to be a disease.
To summarize: Stripes! Vertical, not horizontal. Cheap Triple Sec! And NO, NO, NO socks!
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On August 10 2010 08:40 Spiffeh wrote:
/facepalm
only on tl...
ya seriously. Apparently it caters to the RTS crowd. Makes me wonder what part of me actually likes these games.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Your problems
- going in with expectations, not meeting expectations and feeling failure, awkwardness, being needy. bitches pick up on dat shit. Stop caring.
Solution
- Jerk off 2-3 times before going to club (adjust as necessary)
- Get loaded with friends
- Stop caring about girls in clubs and subscribing to this notion that you must go out to run game, pick up, fbitches etc. Just go out and have fun? 90% of my bar hookups come from going with girls that are acquainted with the group i'm with. This is much better solution that having to do PUA shit.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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this thread is a huge lol
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Funny how people whos mantra is 'practice makes a good gamer' think romance is a rather theoretical thing. Ever heard about cognitive dissonance?
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Calgary25951 Posts
On August 10 2010 09:10 wollhandkrabbe wrote:
Funny how people whos mantra is 'practice makes a good gamer' think romance is a rather theoretical thing. Ever heard about cognitive dissonance?
You're right that is hilarious ah ha ha ha ha.
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On August 10 2010 08:40 Sinensis wrote:
3. Your should not wear socks. While socks may be a sanitary and sociocultural norm in many places, women in all places find them repulsive as they are well known symbols of plague and pestilence. In the Mrvtrue Vaars' Con Al Travlatrag War in 1349 socks were even placed over the faces of dead bodies, as death was thought to be a disease.
Impossible, in 1349 the Black Death unleashed a rampage of death in Europe, there was no war at that time since people were afraid of even communicating with one another. Get your facts straight!
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On August 10 2010 07:49 Chill wrote:
Why does any thread about clubs or night life bring out the arm chair pickup heroes? They're always in here pushing the new greatest book that will change your life.
Edit: This thread is an abomination and, yet again, makes me hate TL.
Edit 2: LOL BIOLOGY ARGUMENTS NOW?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I could bring in chemistry arguments aswell just to build this up to the largest most glorious abomination of all time. Because we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's most horrible thread of all time.
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