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Studying I was never ever good at
It would come and fade, like a fashion fad.
Now I realized I have to change my past
Bring back my old skills and make it last
Bring home a 4.0 GPA
But my parents still be mad, still go nay
I guess I have to impress myself with my great grades AYY
I learned to study in groups share my knowledge too
And perhaps get some free food.
Oh yeah and the freshmen fifteen too,
I'll have to watch out for the freshmen fifty
If I eat so much before I sleep
Then I'll wake up eat some more,
And freak out because I couldn't see my feet no more
When I get up and walk, it'll be like a stampede,
Just like my old school's regional track meets.
Making friends should not be hard but easy
Join clubs don't act like a fart, and let them see me
When I walk into a school club I'll make my impression felt
So sit back relax and strap on your seat belt.
I learned from the book to attend all class,
stay away from the weed and away from the crack,
if I ever find myself having too much of a blast,
it's time to sit back and relax
I'll also contact peers if I ever need help
If you ever see me act crazy please, dial 911 NOW.
Managing my time is just as important wow
If I get too carried away with school clubs
My grades will just start to drop out
Faster than a sumo wrestler when he falls down.
I need to first focus on my grades
everything else is just part of time management ay?
It's also important who I'm hanging out with
Hopefully it's not someone that's a total crack addict
And if I accidentally let them in to my dorm
he'll probably stick white powder in to my drawers
I'll need to change after a hard day's struggle
I suddenly looked out the window just to be humble
I could not believe my eyes what I see now
2 girls on the tree just outside checking me out
I learned from the book to attend all class,
stay away from the weed and away from the crack,
if I ever find myself having too much of a blast,
it's time to sit back and relax
I will never wait to get help before it's too late
Bother my professor till I get the grade
Oh wait, I gotta make a plan if I just happen to not get it my way.
I will study on top of a tree, or in a library
Somewhere quiet so no one bothers me
Once I find out the answer I will speak
And make all my classmates buy me good eats.
During my sports I will be relentless though
Never let a slow runner pass me up oh no
I will stand tall for us pharmacy geeks
Even though we study a lot we are not weak
In this school I've heard that we all need
To do a lot of work, and miss a lot of sleep
Do some extra stuff and do extra deeds
Be someone that stands up and just leads
So basically from the book, I learned to attend all class? Hell yea
Stay away from drugs so I can last? Hell yea
Watch what I eat so I don't get fat? Hell yea
Look at my rear in the mirror and a pat on the back? Hell yea.
It would come and fade, like a fashion fad.
Now I realized I have to change my past
Bring back my old skills and make it last
Bring home a 4.0 GPA
But my parents still be mad, still go nay
I guess I have to impress myself with my great grades AYY
I learned to study in groups share my knowledge too
And perhaps get some free food.
Oh yeah and the freshmen fifteen too,
I'll have to watch out for the freshmen fifty
If I eat so much before I sleep
Then I'll wake up eat some more,
And freak out because I couldn't see my feet no more
When I get up and walk, it'll be like a stampede,
Just like my old school's regional track meets.
Making friends should not be hard but easy
Join clubs don't act like a fart, and let them see me
When I walk into a school club I'll make my impression felt
So sit back relax and strap on your seat belt.
I learned from the book to attend all class,
stay away from the weed and away from the crack,
if I ever find myself having too much of a blast,
it's time to sit back and relax
I'll also contact peers if I ever need help
If you ever see me act crazy please, dial 911 NOW.
Managing my time is just as important wow
If I get too carried away with school clubs
My grades will just start to drop out
Faster than a sumo wrestler when he falls down.
I need to first focus on my grades
everything else is just part of time management ay?
It's also important who I'm hanging out with
Hopefully it's not someone that's a total crack addict
And if I accidentally let them in to my dorm
he'll probably stick white powder in to my drawers
I'll need to change after a hard day's struggle
I suddenly looked out the window just to be humble
I could not believe my eyes what I see now
2 girls on the tree just outside checking me out
I learned from the book to attend all class,
stay away from the weed and away from the crack,
if I ever find myself having too much of a blast,
it's time to sit back and relax
I will never wait to get help before it's too late
Bother my professor till I get the grade
Oh wait, I gotta make a plan if I just happen to not get it my way.
I will study on top of a tree, or in a library
Somewhere quiet so no one bothers me
Once I find out the answer I will speak
And make all my classmates buy me good eats.
During my sports I will be relentless though
Never let a slow runner pass me up oh no
I will stand tall for us pharmacy geeks
Even though we study a lot we are not weak
In this school I've heard that we all need
To do a lot of work, and miss a lot of sleep
Do some extra stuff and do extra deeds
Be someone that stands up and just leads
So basically from the book, I learned to attend all class? Hell yea
Stay away from drugs so I can last? Hell yea
Watch what I eat so I don't get fat? Hell yea
Look at my rear in the mirror and a pat on the back? Hell yea.
Instrumental : eminem-buisiness