The Unofficial TeamLiquid Thread Hall of Fame - Page 5

paper wrote:
like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS

On August 12 2009 02:14 Mass.crafT wrote:
your prob numbers are fine, and with a full supply limit you are the only one who knows what you can and can't do with it. Its limited to your control. Have confidence in your skills and know your limits. If you feel like you have a hard time with large Terran army. Find your strength be micro or macro or a deadly mix of the two. And use it. From the looks of thing your micro is the better. So keep you units moving back and forth from his expos picking on them. Us the fact that your army is faster then his. A Terran army on the move is weaker then the one how set up shop. Just watch the stork vs idra match on Othello. Storks army mobility is a pain in idra neck and he never gets to get his army in place. Now I know Othello is no Destination. Its smaller but the principle is the same. You have the more mobile army don't go Toe to Toe with them. Duck and weave man duck and weave

On August 04 2009 12:20 Kwark wrote:
I think we'll all agree that North Korea is bad, negotiation is good, prison time for innocent journalists is bad, freeing said journalists is good. Hopefully we can all express our desire that Bill Clinton isn't arrested on spurious charges.

Onto the real subjects. Nuclear weapons, American troops in SK, UN sanctions, Kim Jong Il dying, jokes about how NK sucks, bombing of Hiroshima, rape statistics on SK.

On August 05 2009 07:22 thunk wrote:


It'll just be 500 chapters of punching a log.

<HelloWorld> SKT_Fanatacist: Just so you know, I have now created a Fanatacist altar, with the statue of a troll in my room
<HelloWorld> And if you go to teamliquid.com, it gives you links to masturbation toys

On August 12 2009 06:31 Racenilatr wrote:
60 for me. I am really really tired though and not enough air is getting to my brain.

On August 12 2009 16:15 Grobyc wrote:
lol who uses telus and lives in BC and replies in this thread? the chances are slim yo

edit: oh wtf. nvm... i have telus >_<

but im still high, so fuck you all

yeah my internet has been sucking balls lately.

On August 12 2009 21:13 Lachrymose wrote:


just download a vod then.

of the meeting.

On July 22 2009 21:16 Manifesto7 wrote:


We sang together. You sang your Dr. Dre and the Russian models rolled their eyes. You can't sing. I sang Hotel California by the Eagles and they stood up to dance.

You gotta learn some classics Dan. It is the path of least resistance. Trust your hyung on this one.

On August 14 2009 10:27 Jibba wrote:

You ungrateful little cocksucker. I've worked on this masterpiece for 3 days straight and NOW you tell me you don't want it? Do you know how fucking hard it is to play basketball with a brick up your ass?

Fuck you forever.

On August 15 2009 06:49 TheAntZ wrote:
thats not the worst thing that can happen to a man. Let me tell you the worst thing that can happen to a man. You go to a club with your friend as your wingman, and he immediately gets dragged away by this grotesquely fat chick and you're wondering whether or not you're gonna see him anymore because it looks like shes probably eaten every guy she'd ever slept with, when this girl walks up to you. shes hot, like smoking hot, the kind of hot where if you lick your finger and put in on her skin there'll be a small amount of steam and a sizzling noise. She says 'I like chubby guys, wanna dance?' and this already is kinda ruinin your night cuz you've been working out for a while to lose weight and she just reminded you its not working for shit. But anyway you dance and then after a short while you sit down to have some drinks. You wanna show this hot girl that you're a mad fucking baller right? The best way to do this ofc is to talk about how you're actually the son of a politician and go out to parties every night when in fact this is the first party you've been to in 3 months, and also you start drinking like crazy without considering the fact that inhaling alcohol TENDS to have adverse effects. so then you stumble and slur your way through a conversation but luckily shes almost half as drunk as you are even though she had as much to drink as you did and is like half your size, and finally you decide to go back to your house. So when you get there you dick around in front of the door for 5 minutes before realizing you need keys to open it, and when you do get in the place is a mess and you stumble while taking off your shoes on the way in and fall on your face. why this chick is still here is an issue of great confusion. Another conversation follows of which you remember nothing, and eventually you wind up in the bedroom somehow, naked, with her ass pointing towards you. so obviously you take it in your hands and you try to fuck her but it turns out ur poking it in the wrong hole and she doesnt seem to enjoy that much. so you take some time to retarget but hey guess what now you cant get hard. so you get up to go to the bathroom beacuse now you realize you need a condom, but yet again, you realize you dont have an erection and does you cant put it on. You fumble with it for a while and then get scared and dizzy and throw up. On the girls back. but thats alright shes passed out anyway. Next morning you wake up with a hangover the size of china, your head is throbbing and the girl is nowhere in sight. your immediate concern is 'did she get home safe?' so you try to find her number on the cell phone which you're sure you saved last night while you were at the club but its not there anymore, also it wasnt in your jeans pocket but on the desk next to your bed so its safe to assume she deleted her number from your phone.
THAT is the worst thing that could happen to a man
Sure hope it never happens to me though. x_x

On August 15 2009 07:02 Rekrul wrote:
god i'm so weak now

i let a waiter rip me off tonight 3 bottles straight until finally realizing on the fourth

i've been in korea living the elky life (which is a life not even i can handle) and only managed to get a girl 1 time out of 12 days

i lose to artosis

nobodies turning up out of the woodwork flaming me not being funny or truthful AND not getting banned...i mean u can flame my pathetic existence but atleast be funny about it WTF...

i come home hungry and room service is unavailable and have to scrape crusty mushroom soup off of plates with even crustier old dried up bread to constitute my dinner

i worked out with a trainer for 2 weeks straight in san diego annihilating my body feeling sexy only to drink 11 days straight in korea and then have people asking me non-stop 'dan did u gain weight?'

i managed to own this sexy bar girl but she came over 3 times and won't even give me a kiss, but she still calls me every day...then when we finally meet she ignores me and constantly laughs and punches grrrr's arm when he makes jokes

i had a safe full of money upon arrival here in korea now i'm scraping by forcing people to pay me the 20$ they owe me

did i mention i lost to artosis

not that its a real problem here actually i'm okay but to add frosting on the cake i came home today and the toilet in my rooms bathroom was clogged and i have no idea who did it

life is beautiful

On August 15 2009 07:30 Rekrul wrote:
awesome

you are the true crazy motherfucker

i'm just a normal guy immersed in a crazy world...basking in it

i envy you and pity you at the same time

either way, mad respect

On August 19 2009 08:35 selboN wrote:
I beat KawaiiRice once with this. I don't think it would work vs good players though.

Last Romantic wrote:
Your crusade against internet ignorance in that thread is admirable, but I fear you've no chance. Against travis' stupidity God himself would strive in vain.

On September 05 2009 05:02 NrG.ZaM wrote:
I am surprised at the lack of a zealot icon on some of these posts.

On September 05 2009 02:57 zulu_nation8 wrote:


fml

On September 05 2009 03:25 IdrA wrote:
hows it feel getting intellectually raped by someone named WhuazGoodJaggah

On September 05 2009 02:57 MrHoon wrote:

WJKGRUKLFBDWB JKLHBDJKNWDJ KNLBKJLBDSJKB>SKLNDOHWO: L<X>P{<WPO JFOIJHFDKLH

WTF IS THIS SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS LOLL

On September 14 2009 18:46 caldo149 wrote:


Madness? ...THIS... IS... KOREAN!

On September 10 2009 07:56 ghostWriter wrote:

hahaha we fail.
If you want to do a girl blog, you should check fanatacist's blog out. When he's not trolling hapless noobs in the blog forums, he's banging chicks with pics for proof!

On September 25 2009 09:49 Durak wrote:
It's perfectly fine. Normally you don't walk up behind a chick and just start grinding her. You make eye contact, start dancing around her and then move in behind.

You let a horse know that you're moving behind it so you don't startle it. Same with bitches.

On September 28 2009 13:53 travis wrote:
im pretty high and this blog made me have a 5 minute struggle with paranoia

On October 11 2009 02:36 Kwark wrote:
Man imitates adventure game to avoid drowning.

An American man found himself fully submerged in water after waddling across a bridge ill designed to sustain his girth. The bridge collapsed and the three hundred pound gamer fell into the pond below. Fortunately the man was a veteran of adventure game 'Tomb Raider' in which the protagonist often finds themselves in this, and other, scenarios. In the game the main character, Lara Croft, must reach the surface within a short period of time in order to breathe in oxygen; Should she fail to do this she will lose consciousness and lose the level. The man recognised the situation from the game and immediately realised that he had to get to the surface in order to reset his oxygen meter.
He recalls the event vividly. "I thought to myself 'This is just like in the game, I have to get to air to reset the bar because if it reaches 0 I'll pass out'. I had shit to do that day and starting it over from the beginning would be majorly annoying."
Apt observations on modern life and how gaming can teach us all survival skills.

On October 11 2009 22:29 Rekrul wrote:
RS8 sucks wtf. It's only 130kish anyways. I said reasonable you idiots not dirt cheap.

On October 10 2009 07:52 killanator wrote:
Mod edit - Cut back on the direct 4chan stuff please.

User edit - this isnt direct from 4chan, i made it myself. Please think before deleting thanks.

Mod edit part 2 - I don't give a fuck who made it, it's still a direct reference to 4chan and it isn't welcome here. Don't edit something back in if we edit it out, have some common sense.

On October 14 2009 12:40 GTR wrote:
isnt this like a half spoiler

because the title on the left says best < tornado.

On October 17 2009 07:30 GOB wrote:
What do you do when a girl you like consistently beats you at basketball, one-on-one? She's very attractive but I think the constant emasculation is a turn off for her.

I can't use any of my low post moves on her because she's six inches taller than me, and my sky-hook is fairly inaccurate. Most of my friends tell me I need to crash the boards harder, but how can I?? She's got a wingspan like a pterodactyl and she's definitely not afraid to use her elbows. I've been working on my perimeter game, but it's hard to shoot over a defender who can block out the sun. I think she's trying to make me earn my living at the free-throw line, but I'm too much of a gentleman to call a foul! HELP!!

On October 17 2009 17:20 Hot_Bid wrote:
Warning: by clicking these, you are subjecting yourself to the full brunt of our Bnet trolling mental retardation. Enjoy. More coming as I search.

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Can I obs?+ Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
Don't cry + Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
intrigue gets verbally owned + Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
nice hack+ Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
can you do something with your life? + Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
Slayer_Boxer + Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
1v1 any1 in LT + Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
azn = team? muta speed hack+ Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +
fall of saigon + Show Spoiler [Game Chat] +

On October 18 2009 09:47 Hot_Bid wrote:
last group

+ Show Spoiler [Show Chats] +

On October 19 2009 08:28 SonuvBob wrote:

Well if he won't, I will (just gonna assume you mean CPR)

Resuscitation,
Cardiopulmonary.
(CPR for short)

Cardiac arrest?
Respiratory arrest?
Then this is for you!

Lack of oxygen
Can cause cell death (necrosis),
Which is pretty bad.

Heart and brain damage
Can occur in mere minutes,
So fucking hurry.

Start chest compressions
(called cardiocerebral
resuscitation)

Is he ok yet?
No? Repeat until he is.
It can take a while.

He's still not breathing?
Maybe you just suck at this.
Fuck it, go get drunk.

On October 18 2009 03:21 Liquid`NonY wrote:
I don't think this means anything for SC2. What exactly is your argument that it does?




...

The new battle.net has already been launched months ago as your Blizzard quote says. It started out just as central registration and login services but they are going to gradually add more features, some of which will be specific to a game and some of which will be universal. The way SC2's battle.net servers will handle multiplayer for connecting players for games, chat, matchmaking, ladder/league stats and calculations, and communication with web sites, etc, is being built from scratch. Those servers have got to be minimally functional and able to handle enough people for beta. We're waiting on that.

<+SKTerran_HCO> TvT is like chess if you played chess with pieces that randomly fucking explode in your hand

On October 20 2009 11:40 zulu_nation8 wrote:
i wish you were open minded enough to at least entertain the idea that your idea is fucking retarded.

On October 20 2009 12:12 zulu_nation8 wrote:
lots of you may label this guy as a troll. But he is in fact, like many who are reputed to be trolls, a dumbass. He's not assuming a controversial position for the sole purpose of pissing people off. He genuinely believes in what he says but is just unaware that he is dumb.

On October 20 2009 13:09 druj wrote:
I was expecting a tribute to Julyzerg alongside some comical photoshops in a profoundly explicit manner that would parallel the movie.

This is OK though.

On October 22 2009 06:14 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Some people, when i talk to them, just completely fills me with awful. Like, i'll go up to them, have a 30 second conversation, and when leaving i feel down.

i like these people. they fill me with desolate depression. like a bomb.

On October 24 2009 03:44 Hawk wrote:
lolt?

is that like whilst?

I LOLT WHLIST REMINISCING OF MY TURBULENT YOUTH

On October 25 2009 00:05 Scaramanga wrote:

You've already fallen into his genjutsu, game over

On October 24 2009 10:38 Romance_us wrote:


Ash said it best with, "To catch them is our real test, but to train them is our cause."

Ever since I adopted the "Gotta Catch 'Em All" philosophy, my success to failure ratio has drastically increased.

On October 26 2009 13:39 d_so wrote:


despite it's spelling, 씨발 sounds more like "she bahr" than "ssiball".

just saying so you don't just get an A for effort but can actually cuss like a korean

On October 08 2009 20:04 Nyovne wrote:
[12:57] <@pawchi> hey nyovne
[12:57] <@pawchi> pholon hates me more than my baby momma
[12:57] <@pawchi> and hes not even demanding child support
[12:57] <@pawchi> whats wrong with dutch ppl
[12:57] <@pawchi> is it because he doesn't have weed?
[12:58] <@Nyovne> what did u do this time
[12:58] <@pawchi> i dunno
[12:58] <@pawchi> i banned him ages ago
[12:58] <@pawchi> but i figured that was cool
[12:58] <@pawchi> because i ban everyone
[12:58] <@pawchi> i also made him a violet image
[12:58] <@pawchi> but he seemed to like that
[12:58] <@pawchi> despite it being more homosexual than clay aiken
[12:58] <Pholon> lol
[12:58] <@pawchi> whats up sandy vagina
[12:59] <Vilda> nice pawchi, real nice
[12:59] <@Nyovne> lool

On June 16 2006 20:02 Manifesto7 wrote:
What the fuck is going on.

Today is Saturday. Today I recieved three calls. The first one was from Saro, saying that I need to check in with this website.

The second was from the vice-principal of my school, who is worried that I am in trouble in Korea. Through the commnication barrier he seems to think that this is a school matter, because somebody (Dan) is calling me at school. This is a very important man, and I am at the bottom of the totem pole... not a good idea.

The third is from my 78 year old terminally ill grandfather, because he was contacted by the Canadian Consulate. Apparently somebody has reported me missing and the consulate contacted my emergency contacts. Now my grandfather is worried that I am sick or dead, and waited up until 3 am to call me. THIS IS A DYING MAN PEOPLE.

THINK BEFORE MEDDLING IN SOMEBODY'S REAL LIFE.

Now I am sorry that I have caused worry. I apologize that I have not been to this StarCraft website for a few weeks. I am sorry that I am not on MSN. These are factors that are currently out of my control. My life is not one of a high school student, college students, or drop out. My life is pretty difficult at the moment, and I don't have time to sleep let alone work on StarCraft. The details are not really any of anybody's business, but suffice to say that I will not be coming back to StarCraft any time soon.

On October 27 2009 21:53 CTStalker wrote:
seriously.

it's like 'hey guys just hopped into this replay comments thread to see what's going on- AND OH MY GOD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE REPLAY? SERIOUSLY? HOLY FUCK SPOILED OMG'

On November 01 2009 11:34 mikeymoo wrote:
lol Daylight savings troll: am I a bad person for this?

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Michael Loo says (8:07 PM):
*daylight savings btw
*clocks forward
my friend says (8:07 PM):
*k cant miss my midterm at 8am monday

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Michael Loo says (8:06 PM):
*dst today btw
*daylight savings
*clocks forward
other friend says (8:06 PM):
*o
other friend says (8:07 PM):
*so now it's 9:07?
Michael Loo says (8:07 PM):
*yep
other friend says (8:07 PM):
*so now I gotta get up an hour earlier
*FUCK
other friend says (8:41 PM):
*ugh, not excited for oral presentation, have to wake up an hour early for it

On November 01 2009 17:08 Hot_Bid wrote:
one time, my roommate and i convinced our third roommate that it was an entire DAY ahead. basically on friday night he stayed up all night playing video games and went to sleep super tired at 2pm saturday, and he woke up to his alarm clock reading "9am (sunday)" despite it actually being 6pm saturday (we set his clock 16 hours ahead). he was too groggy to realize the absurdness of sleeping for 19 hours straight, so he just fell back asleep and when he woke up again, it was 3am, and we had set his clock back to normal and changed his computer and phone to show the next day. so on 9am that day, bright and early in the morning on a sunday, he went to class, and came back confused as shit.

On November 04 2009 16:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
I know its years later and the situation isn't exactly the same, but can't you just take a step back and laugh at the situation and the ridiculous, delicious irony of it.

It's like LastShadow driving to the middle of nowhere because his GPS map got edited.

On November 05 2009 23:02 IdrA wrote:
knew the buddhists were full of shit

On November 06 2009 05:35 quiong wrote:
Jaedong is having a staring contest with god.

On November 06 2009 10:37 Rekrul wrote:
So 2.5-3 years ago I was playing a pretty big poker game in Korea and this fat ballerish non korean but somewhat asian looking guy and I were involved in a hand where basically I turned my hand over at the end. Then he acted like he lost then suddenly turned his hand over(this is called slowrolling and generally very bad ettiquette in live poker) and slammed the table with his hand and started laughing his ass off.

Normally I never really care especially now, but that was 3 yrs ago and I also happened to be really really really fking drunk.

So I started slamming the table repeatedly with my hand like a gorilla yelling all sorts of shit until they kicked me out.

Fastforward to yesterday.

"Yo dan u remember that guy u were slamming the table to a while ago? He's the president of Mongolia now. He comes to Korea for a lot of diplomatic stuff now. He remembers you."

On November 06 2009 18:06 Rekrul wrote:
whats funny is he was certainly new to poker

he kept getting mad at people for betting too big and stuff before all the slamming happened. people would bet big against him and he'd be like 'wtf u shouldn't be betting so much' and im sitting there confused like 'why does this guy think he makes the rules'

EXCEPT HE DOES MAKE THE RULES LOL

On November 06 2009 15:53 Ilikestarcraft wrote:

keylogger

On November 06 2009 14:15 Kim Jong Tassadar wrote:
versus gas mining.

So I'm basically awesome at Terran. Not like I actually win, but like I have a teammate who plays Zerg and kinda wins and then I sometimes get some battle cruisers and some nukes and then we win because battle net can be filled with tools at 3 AM. So, usually these people stay around long enough that I get to have some fun. So if I'm tired of going medic-ultra, I start building stuff in people's bases. But let's say I've only got one SCV that I can spare cuz it's a elimination race and/or my teammate went Sauron-Zerg and I don't have an expansion. So now I've got a choice. I could buiild a commnad center in my opponent's main and go proxy worker rush, or I could build a refinery and start mining from it. I guess what I'm asking is which of these better sends the message "I suck at this game, but you're worse than my friend who is better than both of us and you ally." Any thoughts?

On October 17 2009 03:11 Luddite wrote:
Wow, a guy on an internet message board will criticize what I wrote? I better hurry up, opportunities like this don't come a long too often.

On November 10 2009 05:31 SirKibbleX wrote:
I'm trying to run Deep Comfort but I have a problem. I'm in a 4set and I need to AMOG this guy, how do I go about doing it without breaking CF? I was stacking openers, and throwing out excellent negs and getting the girls laughing. Btw, the girls are all HB8+, but this guy's pretty CF himself and is built like a tank. Should I use stasis field? Or tech to carriers?

On November 05 2009 06:45 Rekrul wrote:
OK Testie I'm here finally for some real advice.

Does money even matter?

Obviously you think yes now but come on. 10k? WTF? Take this as a karma tax on your past. Saying sorry isn't enough. Whether you realized it at the time or not, when you steal something, you will eventually pay for it.

To tell you the truth, I'm the one that hacked your poker account and I've used 7k spending on foreign broodwar players that were in Korea in the past week. Some like to say thank you, some like to call me a nice guy, but in reality I'm just robin hood. Whether I take the money from you or some random rich idiot does it really matter? NO. It's all about spreading the wealth and feeding the world. But it actually was me.

It's just the cycle of life. Karma guides us everywhere we go. Sometimes bad shit happens like this but it's shit like this that can make you realize how good your life is. I can remember the time where I'd go to a bar with many ppl and all buy drinks and I'd be sitting there like wow I'm pretty sure that guy acting like a baller has us all covered then all the sudden he's asking me for money to pay the bill and it's 50 dollars and obviously I couldn't say no...but then after I paid I'd feel like FUCK MY LIFE I only have 78 dollars left to my name in a foreign country FUCK....repeat process a thousand times to exponential amounts then suddenly one day I lose 300k in one day and it feels nothing more than buying a beer 6 years ago.

WTF if someone has to steal money for a living his life must be pretty fucking pathetic. You can relate to pathetic lives because you were once map hacking to impress random nerd video game playing teenagers and a 13 year old girlfriend. You should feel bad for the dude that stole your money (that guy being me). He's like a guy that tries to scam homeless people out of half used cigarettes. What are you going to do if you find him? Kill him? Lol. If your family goes on a safari in Africa and gets eaten by a lion are you going to devote your life to finding that specific lion and killing him? Did you cry when you saw Lion King as Mufasa died? Well maybe you didn't but I sure did...and thats even knowing the fact that Mufasa was a Gazelle murdering mother fucker.

You come in here bitching like a faggot about 10k to a forum full of nerds who don't even have 100$ in their bank accounts? Gimme a break. You have my MSN, you have smufts msn. As if a thread here is going to speed up the process. Despite your shortcomings I used to think you had intelligence but obviously not....the only thing you're doing here is bragging...the only real thing you can do in this case is use all the sites contact info to get your account frozen and hopefully get your money back...but even if you do...what is going to change? N O T H I N G. You'll still sit there living your pathetic ex-map hacking life growing your hair out knowing the fact that despite your fake apologies you'll always be what you are.

As for the remaining 3k, each dollar in there equals a game you hacked in and won that still to this day you claim as a win when you brag about your 'records' against people. Not that 3k is going to cover that number but unfortunately for me you were broke and only had 10k in ur account.

I was hoping you'd learn something from this but judging from this blog you haven't. I tried so hard to help here but the only thing I accomplished was making your face red. I apologize for that but as you know it went to a good cause.

Anyways we're still cool. When you come to Korea again I'll take you out as I did in the past. And I know you're thinking now "Well fuck why not take him up on that! Even though I fucking hate him....Shit! despite the fact that he's a pathetic asshole I can get something out of him! I'll just have to be careful not to use his computer this time!" But even though you think that I assure you that you can input your passwords as you did last time. I removed all my keyloggers. I won't steal them again next time. I promise. I was young a few days ago when I stole your password. I've grown up now.

On November 12 2009 16:37 MrHoon wrote:
FurHeR: I am american
FurHeR: I am entitled to my opinion
FurHeR: u had no right to ban me u ***
FurHeR: I bet they don't have swimming pools in korea
FurHeR: what now mrhoon
FurHeR: what now

On November 16 2009 17:32 EvilTeletubby wrote:


Oh god...



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

On November 29 2009 04:25 craaaaack wrote:
2 years ago, while i was making out with a girl for the 2. time in my life she was sitting on my lap...
So i was getting a boner i could kill people with.. started thinking about a zvt with 3 hatch muta where everything goes fine, you delay him with lings, get your mutas intime, do some dmg, get lurx out in time, rape his first push...WHILE A FUCKING DROPSHIP HAS KILLED EVERYTHING IN YOUR MAIN GODDAMN GG

instabonerkill

On November 30 2009 12:27 3clipse wrote:
Yes, I've devised a strategy for this. Mass arbiters should allow you to intermittently recall your high templar to the front of your army. Pumping from 3 stargates should do it. Now, in order to get your economy up to snuff for this tacit, I general triple-expand at the start of all my games. The key to getting away with this is building the entirety of your tech and production facilities in your 3rd. This way, the zerg, upon seeing nothing in your main, assumes "oh shit, proxy!". If he uses at least 80% of his drones to make sunkens (as he should fearing a 6+ gate proxy attack), he should be economically crippled enough to be unable to stop your expansions! Later on I like to mind control a drone, build hatcheries all over the map and then give him vision. This can cause him to believe he's expanded many more times than he actually has and damages his economy further. Works especially well vs an opponent of a similar color and/or the elderly. Once you have arbiters out, I advise hallucinating several to combat scourge attacks. In fact, this is probably a better use for your high templar than storm. The symbiotic relationship of templar hallucinating arbiters and arbiters recalling templar to their position is near unbeatable as most zergs will simply leave the game after seeing an army of 30 arbiters, real or otherwise. If they do not, your best strategies are probably name calling, hiding pylons, making disparaging references to your opponent's mother, or dischack. Good luck!

On December 01 2009 23:39 ghostWriter wrote:


Wear gloves.

On December 02 2009 04:55 SonuvBob wrote:

Just their faces?

On December 08 2009 09:22 EvoChamber wrote:
Greatest Hates
for Banzu



KT fan.



STX fan.



CJ fan.



Wemade fan.



Khan fan.



Oz fan.



Oz fan.



CJ fan.



Khan fan.



KT fan.



MBC fan.



CJ fan.



Khan fan.

So basically we have a coalition of the illing.

Okay. Starcraft is a game. In a game, there are winners and there are losers. Someone winning necessary implies someone had to lose.

You are emotionally attached to the success of player X or team Y for...whatever reasons. You like it when X or Y wins and you dislike it when X or Y loses. Your appreciation of the game is necessarily biased, skewed, whatever, because that's what cheering is ABOUT.

SKT T1 wins a lot of proleague matches. Several players on SKT T1 win a lot of individual league games. For every win they earn, another team or player has to lose. If people cheer for the team or player that loses, then it's not exactly a leap across the Grand Canyon for them to dislike SKT T1 and/or SKT T1 players, since SKT's wins are necessarily their favorite team/player's losses. The more a team wins, the more dislike they receive from fans of other teams. This may not be "reasonable" (what the hell does that mean when it comes to cheering), but it is natural. Questioning its presence is like questioning the presence of tides or constellations: it's pointless and it's inadvertently funny to everyone else but you.

On March 09 2008 03:02 Shauni wrote:


The same for those who are trying to treat girls super nice on the intarweb, like you are doing right now to gain + points with her.

On December 09 2009 15:15 BroOd wrote:
I can't even have the chats open when I watch livestreams, the whole format is just inundated with complete fuckfaces. You can go in a stream with 6 viewers, and one of them will have the name "ih8nigs" and be saying THIS KID SUX LMAO, PROBABLY A ZIONIST ILLUMINATI.

Necr0matis was just temp banned for 1 week by EvilTeletubby.

That account was created on 2009-10-03 18:18:33 and had 74 posts.

Reason: Look, I want to talk to you about where our relationship is going.

You're a nice guy and all, but I don't see any drive or ambition to better your posting. You're all over the place, I NEED stability in my threads.

Look, I think we need some time apart. Let's just take a break from posting for a little while... and... I think we should start to see other forums.

I know, I know, it's a lot to swallow, but... I need to know if I'm the website for you or not.

On December 15 2009 13:06 Xx5k4t3rG0H4NxX wrote:
wow

u sound like a fukin ungrateful douchebag. be a man n suck it up cuz life aint gonna get better if u think like dat

u gotta skate